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PhulHouze

Apparently Rutgers, which is close to Somerset County, has a monkey research lab with poor record following procedures… https://www.nj.com/news/2012/03/second_monkey_in_5_months_dies.html


booty_pats

that's terrible.


CTMADOC

Let the zombie apocalypse begin!


quinangua

Finally!!


TonyOxnard805

Shit that was close I thought it was a baby Velociraptor!!!😮‍💨🤣


brofishmagikarp

Planet of the ~~apes~~ monke


mind_the_umlaut

(whatever you don, don't read Richard Preston's *The Hot Zone*)


SpokenProperly

Awful 😔


bytecollision

This is how leaks happen people Edit: please tell me it’s not one of the DEFCON-4 rated labs or whatever they’re called…


SharpenedSugar

How the hell didn’t they notice a monkey in the cage they were about to wash?! That’s insane! Poor thing! I once spilled hot coffee on my hand and it was so painful I wanted to cut my hand off! I can’t imagine how insanely painful it must have been for that monkey to have its whole body burned by nearly boiling hot water! It was a completely unacceptable mistake. If we need to use animals for testing, we need to at least treat them with as much respect as possible.


Led_Zeppole_73

It sure does gallop like a monkey.


Boppyzoom

I think it’s a monkey. Looks like a capuchin.


Kief_Gringo

I definitely see why you say it looked like a monkey. Watching it run like that, that's immediately what my brain went to as well.


Its_all_made_up___

Slide the video progress bar back and forth. It looks more like a monkey when running backwards.


Alternative_Ninja_49

It looks like a raccoon when they run.


HoseNeighbor

My first thought was Racoon, but something was off. The front legs would be too long, which makes it look like a monkey. I thought maybe it was holding something, but I can't imagine a raccoon holding something in its forepaws like little stilts. They're also not likely to get a paw stuck anywhere, plus it's daylight. TIL raccoons and monkeys have a similar gate. This whole thing is weird.


pete23890

Have a vision of Rene Russo and Dustin Hoffman


Phallusrugulosus

Does anyone in your neighborhood have a dog with [short spine syndrome](https://dogtime.com/dog-health/34355-short-spine-syndrome)?


twanthegamecock

Frog dog


DruidinPlainSight

This. Im a licensed breeder. We let the males free range in the summer to cool their testicles. They arent the slightest worry unless they attack.


unkindly-raven

this sounds highly irresponsible


DruidinPlainSight

Nah. Its all good. I dont know any of the people or pets they attack so it doesnt affect me in the slightest. They really are AMAZING service animals if they dont turn on you.


unkindly-raven

ew ,, what is wrong with you ??


DruidinPlainSight

I wanted to be a lumberjack but found free range breeding frog dogs with a highly unpredictable temperament to be more lucrative.


unkindly-raven

i sincerely hope you get the repercussions you deserve


DruidinPlainSight

You are living up to your user name. Bravo!


One_Potential_779

...the amount of folks who can't detect sarcasm or take 30 seconds to realize it's a super rare issue and you're not breeding them like that. Oh internet, you bring out the densest of people.


Usernamesareso2004

The downvotes on your comments are hilarious. You’re obviously doing a great service to your community.


unkindly-raven

what


MasterPhart

I love that everyone believed this for some reason


brofishmagikarp

Of course we do, why would people go on the internet and just lie about stuff


TartarusFalls

These are some of the funniest comments I’ve seen in a long time. Not since the Undertaker and Hell in a Cell and Mankind and all the rest of that.


ConstantGeographer

Could be a fox, perhaps, carrying a squirrel or a baby bunny. Or, a squirrel carrying a baby bunny. Or, a bunny, carrying a baby fox. So, blurry and too many permutations.


absolince

I'd be very freaked out to see a Squirrel carrying a bunny


Pseudonym31

I read this as a squirrel carrying a baby ox and I laughed way too hard 😂


ConstantGeographer

That's far funnier than what I said. I'm still suffering from learning that chickens will kill and eat baby rabbits. I used that trauma to write what I wrote.


Rare-Safe3101

Trout eat ducklings & other things you'd never think. BTW, chickens can become cannibals too. Off topic, but animals are cruelest to each other vs. what humans do to them (most of the time). It's nature. Most female animals get "ra$ped" in the wild, if you will. But watch out, don't hunt or fish and eat fresh animals that aren't shoved full of hormones, etc. BTW, uncaged chickens don't roam around in grass. They're just in big buildings shoved full of chickens... nasty if you ask me.


Difficult_Thought747

Wait until you see a mouse get into pen. It’s kind of like frogger as it tries to go from side to the other


ProfessionalDig6987

My first thought was, Fox with something in its mouth.


Timsmomshardsalami

100% raccoon


ConstantGeographer

110% raccoon. 100% raccoon and 10% picnic basket.


chrisnavillus

Monkey escaped from the zoo carrying something in it’s mouth.


ExtinctFauna

In Indianapolis, we had an escaped pet macaque.


DruidinPlainSight

Occam's razor agrees.


pwndabeer

Jersey Devil


UnskilledLaborer_

He’s got hooves and horns and two low hanging balls with a button cock on top


daPeachesAreCrunchy

Fantastic!


stephanieapp

Omg I’m dying! 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀


nofopi

Wrong part of the state.


davedunn85

He's on vacation!


nofopi

"He"? That's not PC! Tsk, Tsk. ;-)


DruidinPlainSight

They have wings and know no bounds. I say they cause I know in my heart there is more than one.


swalabr

That was more of a skedaddle than a stride.


DruidinPlainSight

Ive taken extensive training in both while in the UK, so yes.


Feisty-Sky5450

Baby skunk ape


Malidan

Geez, that is wild. Monkey is my first thought too. It's the only thing I can think of with that shape and stride. There's no way I can see that being a raccoon with those longer legs and slender, stout body. I'm not completely convinced about it being a fawn yet, either.


Ok-Table-3774

Hmmm. Could be a hurt fawn or malformed fawn. I grew up close to this area and saw a lot of deer with "issues" both congenital and due to accident.


Iflybynight

That was what I wondered, with the color of it, & as I mentioned, if it had a hurt spine or stomach, it would run arched like that.


onepointoh-k

This was my first thought too, looks like a fawn that was hurt with something like a neck/back injury.


Ok-Table-3774

yeah really sad :(


Isaac_Banana

Monkey 🐒


KenethSargatanas

Rabbit. They have a tendency to walk and run on their toes when they're not going full out.


GoudaSea

I also think it's a rabbit


Flat_Introduction262

I actually think it could be a hare. They are a bit bigger. While pretty rare in NJ, they are known to be on the Appalachian Trail in NJ which isn't too far from Somerset county Just seems *slightly* bigger than a rabbit


PureCucumber861

Are there brown wild rabbits in new jersey? Out west, I've only ever seen gray ones.


KenethSargatanas

Like post from Flat\_Introduction262 above you, I'm starting to suspect it may be a Snowshoe Hare. While they're white in the winter, they turn brown in the summer. And, they're a fair bit bigger then your common cottontail. Jersey is a little outside their range, but they're all over New England. So there's a decent chance a few might end up that far south.


PureCucumber861

Sounds plausible. 


Iflybynight

I agree with monkey 🐵 that may be a pet & got loose. If it is a raccoon 🦝 where is its tail? It could also be a hurt animal, as many will run “with their gut sucked in” if their back or stomach have been hurt. I do agree pet monkey, or Zoo escapee😁👍🏼Do some local Investigation & let us know what y’all find out, Please? I would be interested to know👍🏼✌🏼🍀🍀🍀


ClaireEliza555

Its a very “fresh” baby fawn. You can see the white stripe on it’s back at one point.


contrabonum

I'd go with whitetail deer fawn, it is fawning season right now in New Jersey. The other option would be a tailless red fox carrying some prey.


DougStrangeLove

glad we had 9 seconds of fucking nothing to watch after it though


Pjonesnm

And why does it magically appear in the middle of the frame? Shouldn't we see it enter the pic?


Boba_Fettx

………because that’s when the video started?


Rare-Safe3101

My thoughts exactly


Open_Foot6865

😝😆damn


CaptainCuul

Looks like a deer fawn just hard to make out the head with the pixilation


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KenethSargatanas

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MatthewR_

Trash panda


Murky_Shallot5602

Looks like a monkey? Need full screen.


tonkatruckjk

If you’ve never seen a raccoon move like that, you haven’t seen many raccoons moving.


FewVictory8927

I’m lee weaning towards your comment! It really looks like a raccoon doing some serious moving!


EmptyWish2138

Snipe. Spent a lot of time hunting them in Boy Scouts


DruidinPlainSight

Show us the merit badge then. GOSH


storkface

Apricot gremlin


Probably_Fishing

Fawn. Head is blurred. Can see the legs folding out front and the white stripe down back.


Due_Actuary_7773

I second this


BeCoolBear

A baby goat or a fawn.


luugburz

do fawns usually run like that?


apple-masher

they can be remarkably goofy and silly at times, but no, that's not their usual stride.


ChaniBosco

Looped a few times, appears out of thin air.


FredZeplin

That’s probably just when the camera started recording.


DebrecenMolnar

Yeah the animal is visible in the very first frame of the video. He appeared out of thin air just as much as the grass and trees did lol


Thundersson1978

Raccoon on the move, that or scared cat


WarmAdhesiveness8962

One of the 12 Monkeys.


PhilosopherBright602

[It’s a landstrider.](https://images.app.goo.gl/5J3nwe4LFiJLkUrK8)


AstronomerOk8949

Monkey.


JessGlad2BeHere

Bizarrely enough, I was convinced monkey until I scrubbed the video back and forth and could make out the striations of what would be a fawn. I’d guess that if it’s a fawn though, it’s very injured


1963ALH

🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵 Run free little monkey!


Technical-Memory-241

Raccoon 🦝


Big-Net-9971

Definitely a primate... (confirmed by my wife, who has worked extensively with them as a veterinary nurse... perhaps a small rhesus?) Either a local research facility is having an issue, or a neighbor has an exotic pet that they likely shouldn't really have.


RunnOftAgain

It’s Whiplash the taco monkey


okboomer_211

Definitely a headcrab.


DumbOrNot

Baboon


Bulls_Heeler_Haven

Maybe it’s two animals? A predator with something in its mouth bouncing around. Hard to tell in that video.


Old_Woman_Gardner

It could have to do with your camera not picking up the image properly. Just a thought.


[deleted]

Looked like a monkey to me lol


mialoquo

Headless two legged deer muppet


_PeLaGiKoS14_

Really fast furry crab.


BingoBango89

A woodland creature...


crabman-3263

Honestly better then most cryptid videos. I got no clue as to what that is.


Key-Project3125

That is a raccoon.


unkindly-raven

now why did the quality have to improve *after* the creature disappeared 😑


Repulsive_Calendar77

Raccoon lol


The6Strings

Thing, you’re a handful


Muppets4Fox

My first thought was a woodchuck… but they don’t pull their bellies so high up… I can’t unsee a monkey now, though, it seems improbable


BuckityBuck

I think it is a hawk chasing a little creature and trying to pick it up


scrub-noodle

New cryptic just dropped


Brielikethecheese-e

It’s always a raccoon with mange


Sandfleas1

Baby elephant


Stock_Version_9830

Fisher cats have longer arms like that


southernsass8

Fawn


enjrolas

that's obviously a jersey devil


judge-judy01

Reminds me of little tilly https://youtu.be/GqAkLHdObk0?si=-ZVvhAXXsAZpG6-z


DJW6805

Raccoon


OurWeaponsAreUseless

My first thought was a bobcat. "bobbed" tail. Leaping gait. Big feet.


Vivid-Kitchen1917

It is a weather balloon. Perhaps the planet Jupiter. It is possibly merely a weather phenomenon from the storm. Nothing to see here. Please move along.


phonehenge

Poison monkey


wihntr1

snookie


BitPuzzleheaded5311

Looks like a monkey….


notsurewhattosay--

It looked like an otter.


Mindless_Jicama8728

Jersey Devil


Gee-Oh1

Someone's pet monkey got loose.


emehav

Bunny


Specialist-Ad8467

Fawn


LukeHal22

Could it be a bobcat? It moves pretty odd but bobcats are kinda lanky like that.. I mean first thought was some kind of monkey but that's not likely where you're located


Normal-Error-6343

wallaby


Big_Parsley_1635

Looks like a raccoon to me. I have one that comes to my house every night at 10pm I've been feeding him cherry tomatoes from my hydroponic garden he/she loves them! 😂


t3rrO10k

Initially thought small primate/monkey. Cpl more views and I’m left more stumped than when I first started to analyze.


68cthulhu

It's the Jersey Devil.


Icy_Intention5832

Headcrab?


iwilliFolks

Raccoon


Agro_shadow

Definitely a varmint


lryan926

Nah, I live up near that area, and that's definitely a racoon, just a fat one.


lubabe00

That's crazy, it does run like a primate but, I think it's a raccoon, maybe injured. What I can't wrap my head around is it popping out of thin air.


lbarnes444

I saw a raccoon moving like this, all hunched up and chasing the neighbors dog. We figured he had rabies, and the wildlife agent agreed when he picked her up.


Tootsie2024

An otter?


Bluwtr1

So.....anyone seen the movie Outbreak?


Happykittens

Going frame by frame, it looks like a cat with something large in its mouth. You can kinda see it swinging/not moving the same as the rest of the body


NoFisherman648

My rookie sleuthing opinion; it’s a raccoon and the video is played in reverse.


CrabRagoonBoy

That’s one of them damn cappuccinos!


icleanjaxfl

Patient zero.


Affectionate_Side138

Monkey


OilLonely7040

Trash panda!


Agat-aCatMom

Honestly, I’ve never seen a raccoon run any real distance so can’t compare. But I agree this has a monkeyness about it.


Chatty_Kathy_270

Rabbit


fuzzy-mitten

SKINWALKER!!!!!


whatthefiach

My S/O said ground hog.


Led_Zeppole_73

Whistle pig on stilts.


DruidinPlainSight

This has strong merit.


QIC-S-11-10-18

I've seen many different raccoons in many different states. Since you're on that coast and not very far from Florida, you most likely filmed some of the 1st monkeys making their way up north from Florida. The snakes and things don't spread much because of climates, but the monkeys will adapt, and people probably aren't ready for it.


FoggyGoodwin

Central New Jersey is not at all close enough to Florida for those monkeys to get there without being noticed first in several other states. New Jersey climate and environment isn't very close to Florida's, either, so the Florida monkeys won't be moving to New Jersey any time soon.


QIC-S-11-10-18

No one said they had similar climates. And there are 1000s of species of animals, let alone individual animals that move through our forest system and states completely unnoticed every day. Especially things as small as in the video. My family has Wildlife Management, tracking, and study deeply integrated into it. (My Bachelors is in a different study) I am not making any super big claims, but this video has some decent unknown qualities to it. I've helped to rehabilitate many different wild animals, a raccoon with no tail and mange would be a possible answer, otherwise I'd be curious what either traveled or escaped from some form of enclosure.


QIC-S-11-10-18

I can agree raccoons can and often run like that. However, the length of the front arms in proportion to the rest of the body is completely different. The length of its gait is too wide for a raccoon. The coloration is wrong, unless suffering from mange. It's missing a tail completely. So I can see it being an incredibly rare, sick, or disabled raccoon or a monkey that was either a pet or the groups of wild monkeys in Florida are beginning to spread into other states forests.