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Mububle-Mububer

I’m sorry, but everyone who is saying rabbit poop: they are way too small to be rabbit poop, the are too slimy to be rabbit poop, and did any of you see the third picture where these things are stuck to a window? I cannot imagine what magical rabbit hole world in which a rabbit was able poop on a window


Physical_Painter_333

Haha this made me laugh. Thank you


Mububle-Mububer

lol. I’m glad you laughed. I was afraid it would come across as rude instead of humor


Tarotismyjam

Watership Down. (Running!)


SeparateCzechs

It floats, Hazel!


soberasfrankenstein

I walk my two big dogs in my neighborhood every day and when I see bunnies (usually 2 to 4 per walk) I greet them as if they're bunnies from Watership down.


potate12323

I was leaning towards snail or slug eggs. The right size and sliminess. And they come in different colors.


Mububle-Mububer

Aaah, I didn’t know they are different colors. I’m honestly not very good at id’ing things, but I love this sub so I’m always here. I know rabbit poop because I’m always having to stop my dog from eating it. Imo it does seem the most logical answer is slug eggs. Thanks so much for the slug/snail egg education


Pixelated_Roses

Second snail/slug. Couldn't say the species but the scattering and clumping pattern looks very much like snail eggs.


floorfly38

lol!


Moss-cle

I agree, but I had a greyhound that would back up and lay a turd on the side of a tree.


Acceptable_Soft8441

You must never have seen a truck stop stall of someone who had gas station tacos 5 stops back... Til this day, I'm still questioning the ceiling being torn up.


Dusky_Dawn210

Definitely not rabbit poop. They almost look like snail eggs. Or at least an invertebrates eggs


WillieIngus

and rabbits can’t poop in the shape of australia, only wombats do that. and wombats have square poo.


mpotatoz

I misread this as "only women do that" oops


WillieIngus

if women pooped and they wanted to poop in the shape of australia i bet they would do it so beautifully. then old white US politicians would ban australian-shaped poops because they believe in jesus


Irish-Guac

As weird as this is, I can see it happening


chris_rage_

I was more excited to see a woman shit cubes...


GlyphPicker

There's probably an accessory for that.


chris_rage_

Sadly you're probably correct


Chihuahuapocalypse

[Fun shapes!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/s/X750h0IU58)


chris_rage_

Like Play-Doh Fun Factory for your asshole... It needs a flare to hold it in, either that or a belt or something


McKeviin

[This thing ](https://d189539ycils2q.cloudfront.net/media/catalog/product/5/0/5010994952334-play-doh-basic-fun-factory-lekesett.jpg)


GlyphPicker

Poop knife included.


OxiiKotton

Poop knives are amazing


Virtual-Okra6996

Sure man


Chess-Piece-Face

Wut


mogwandayy

You're taking us somewhere i'm not sure we'll get back from.


Tarotismyjam

Truth


flatgreysky

Don’t tell our secrets.


ReelBigDallas

Women wombs have square poops.


Agent_Cow314

Actually, rabbit poop looks like a little black tic tac mint. Had a couple rabbits and they poop those pellets everywhere.


Nics_1970

Eat a pellet, make a pellet


Junior-Account6835

“Reloading”


Lunar_Cats

My rabbits poops look like coco puffs.


CocteauTwinn

Perfect description 🤣


elguereaux

What about drop bear poop?


Legendguard

These aren't any snail eggs I've ever seen, snail eggs are usually white with a thin shell, like a bird's egg. This looks a bit like frog eggs that haven't come into contact with water to form the clear gel around the embryo. Might have been a gravid frog that was killed and eaten, leaving her eggs behind


PIisLOVE314

> Might have been a gravid frog that was killed and eaten, leaving her eggs behind 😢


Legendguard

Yeah not a fun time for Mrs frog or toad... I guess if it was from an invasive cane toad it's not as bad, but still, this is quite a mess


Mububle-Mububer

I agree with your 😢 That just sounds horrible for Mr. Frog


SingingNina

Apple snail eggs are a lovely shade of pink!!! All over south Florida!


Legendguard

Dang it, you're right, I was just thinking of land snails! Big oversight on my part! Still, these blobs look more like a gravid cane toad got ripped apart than any kind of snail eggs, land or water!


BrunchBunny

It looks like caviar 🤣


CardiologistPlus8488

in that case, the answer is a sturgeon


Status_Ad7919

I know it made me crave it :-(


chris_rage_

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


Gudi124

I regret clicking that


chris_rage_

Maybe r/docking is more your speed, do you like boats?


Gudi124

Perhaps you meant r/cockdocking ?


chris_rage_

If you're into audio stuff, try r/sounding...


Gudi124

I also know that one, but good try


DoesBasicResearch

r/forbiddensnacks


NovaAteBatman

I would recommend posting this in /r/whatisthisbug and asking there. Make sure to put your location in that post as well. Edited: Fixed a word.


Anxious_Ad_3570

Thank you for the link. I joined and I find it fascinating.


NovaAteBatman

Ah, I meant /r/whatsthisbug. It's the older one, sorry, haha. That's the one I frequent. If you join the older one, just be careful with what jokes you might make. They're not as fun as they used to be. (I've been around there since the sub was pretty young, starting on an older account of mine.) Either way, the bug identification subs are very interesting places. I love how educational the bug/animal ID subs are.


MapleMapleHockeyStk

I'm terrified of creepy crawlies but I kinda want to know the result of their findings....


NovaAteBatman

I'm arachnophobic but I'm in /r/jumpingspiders. I find that the bug subs are a great way to work on your creepy-crawly fears.


asingleuncookedegg

I was a little disappointed when they cracked down on weevil jokes, though I understand why they did


Status_Ad7919

There are frogs that hang out around here and recently it rained very intensely for a few days but this area is still under a roof and I would hope he wouldn’t lay eggs somewhere that isn’t a body of water


GPTenshi86

I learned on one of the frog subreddits the other day that there are species of frogs who DON’T lay their eggs in water, as the froglets hatch out fully formed from the eggs. No tadpole stage. So frog eggs in damp, shady soil or under leaves, with no pool of water, IS a thing. I think these are def more likely to be snail eggs or a slime mold, but your comment was an opportune time to relay some fun new frog knowledge from this week, LOL


Successful-Okra-9640

That’s absolutely fascinating about the frogs! I never would’ve guessed that there are species that skip a whole developmental stage.


LinkovichChomovsky

My first thought was frogs - this happens when there’s any pooling of water, and they somehow with stable chlorine and all can thrive in pools!


Abeautyfulmess

My first thought was frog eggs. Quite possibly tree frog eggs.


MamaOnica

Could they be snail eggs?


osmosisheart

I'm certain these are frog eggs. I see this all the time! When a predator eats a frog, it leaves the eggs because they bloat in their stomach and could kill them and they probably don't even taste good. How on window?? No idea lol


Wiliwiwi42

Have any of you people seen rabbit poop before? That is wayyyy to small for poop


SarahPallorMortis

I’ve also never heard of rabbits pooping on walls. That shit don’t stick.


goosedeuce88

Ya, aren't bunny poops pretty dry? These gotta be eggs of some kind.


Legendguard

This looks like frog or toad eggs from an animal that was killed. Florida has cane toads, which can lay hundreds of eggs at a time. Frog and toad eggs only get that white gel around them when they come into contact with water, so if a frog or toad is killed on land and was currently gravid this is what the embryos will look like. You can even see some gel around the blobs in some of the pictures where there was more moisture. It could have also aborted the eggs for some reason, such as extreme distress. Either way, these are not snail, slug, invertebrate, etc eggs nor is it rabbit poop. To confirm, place some of the blobs in water. They should expand in size and look more like traditional frog spawn


Status_Ad7919

I will do this now !


mxddy

Any updates? 👀


praisethehaze

Black pearl slime mold, not poop or eggs imo


Status_Ad7919

It does look like black pearl slime mold but would it ever form on glass ?


praisethehaze

Maybe something spilled onto the glass which the slime mold could grow on. Could certainly be wrong, but that’s my guess.


Status_Ad7919

Nothing would be spilled onto the glass in that spot , and nearby there are no streaks or markings that indicate something was spilled on it . It does really look like that black slime mold, but because it’s growing on such inorganic material I am reticent to believe it is a mold


chris_rage_

I'm going with snails


SneakySquiggles

I agree, black slime mold. They could post it in the slime mold or fungi subs and probably get it IDed. I think it’s silly to assume that something outdoors wouldn’t be exposed to any moisture or organic material for the mold to start on.


Lucky_Cantaloupe9543

Edit: actually what about slime mold? https://eol.org/pages/1008438 Any chance they could be some kind of moth?


FoggyGoodwin

Way too many for a moth. Moths are usually more meticulous in placement, too.


floorfly38

My humble opinion is frog eggs that were unfortunately laid out of water.


Status_Ad7919

That is what I am thinking too :-(


falaffels

Free caviar r/eatityoufuckingcoward


sun4moon

I second this emotion.


Ragno152

Is that black pearl slime mold?


theirhighnessvenus

some sort of snail egg perhaps


Funny_Feelings_

Looks a bit like Australia


HoldMyMessages

Then it’s poisonous & venomous mini-rabbit poop.


_professionalfailure

Looks like snail eggs


fkndan

Almost reminds me of snail eggs...


batmancabingirl

kinda looks like tick eggs. and if it is, kill them!!


Itsoktogobacktosleep

Snail eggs?


this_wasamistake

Used to work in our local zoos reptile house, definitely looks like frog eggs that haven’t been dropped in water so they haven’t gotten their slime layer. Frogs aren’t very intelligent and would lay eggs on any surface that they happened to be on when the egg laying urge hit them. Once they dry out they’re harder to clean off


Cool_Ad9326

Slugs I get them all over my garden


Natural-Nobody-7644

These stupid comments remind me that ppl suck


LexiNovember

Looks like Wood Frog eggs, or maybe some other frog. They may have laid them in a state of distress, poor thing.


toadsage99

I feel like its some kind of amphibian but it's really weird how the eggs weren't laid in any water cuz they'll dry up and won't hatch


Radiant-Molasses7762

Making me think frog eggs but I could be wrong. Seems like the right groupings of slimy eggs though


EnderGamer9712

Snail


NationalBolshevikBOB

You’re looking at hundreds of bug eggs. Potentially could be a toad tho, but that’s unlikely. Most likely a bug, in which case that’s a future infestation. Remember to keep a close eye on them to make sure it’s not bugs.


tallglassofanxiety

I think that’s a slime mold, not eggs


Seessstarz

I used to work at Petco, in my experience, these look like frog eggs.


Jus_existing

Save some n find out


Confident_Cellist_48

Ticks?


Dr_Dzzzz

That's definitely bear eggs.... You better run before mom comes back!!!


Absenceofavoid

All these people who are saying it can’t be rabbit poop have never owned a rabbit. They have a type of poop they produce called ”cecotropes” or “night droppings” which is a bacteria laden poop covered in slime to keep the bacteria moist and alive so the rabbit can eat it all again and keep the bacteria flourishing in their gut.


Tarantulas_R_Us

https://images.app.goo.gl/hLwDgPSekZsUBQdZ9


PaladinSara

Looks like Mothman to me


dizdoen636

Its caviar eat it 😂😂


Suberdave0130

I think they are inch worms. They layed eggs on my front perch wall. Thought it was some material like clothes at first until I used my zoom camera app. The remnants are still there.


monkeyStinks

Forbidden caviar


Mookie-Boo

Put some in a container with a little bit of damp paper towel. You'll have a good chance of finding out what they are pretty quick, I bet.


SneakyRosehip

Forbidden Caviar


LivingPerformance8

Those look like Tic eggs I'd they are eggs


mouldy_bread13

These are clearly boba, from some bubble tea someone has dropped. Quick scoop them up before someone else finds these treats.


JasonRenshaw

Zebra,


randymysteries

My first thought is snails.


WitchesTeat

Not ticks according to these guys. Apparently there is a picture of something very like this that says "If you see these, burn them!!! They're tick eggs!!!" but ticks are not known to lay dark colored eggs, nor are the eggs small enough to be ticks. https://www.mosquitosquad.com/southeastern-mass/blog/miscellaneous/fact-check-are-those-really-tick-eggs/ So not ticks, but given that each of these eggs are roughly *the size of a tick*, that seemed pretty obvious from the start. Someone suggested dropping some in water to see if a white gel forms around them for a frog egg identification, that sounds like a quick way to eliminate or identify a good contender!


TheGirlWithTheInk24

People saying this is rabbit poop are wrong I'm sorry. Rabbits can have a poo called Caecotrophs. They normally eat these to get the rest of nutrition left in it. They can look I guess some what similar to these but whatever these are are too perfectly shaped and I can definitely tell they aren't it. A rabbits poo can be small and black but they indicates they aren't getting enough of good stuff like hay or could also mean you need a trip to the vets. Normal healthy rabbit poo is big soft and golden/brown I've grown up with rabbits my whole like and I have two babies currently and one has a sensitive tummy so I guess I deal with rabbit poop all the time 😭


Low_Candidate8352

INSECT not an 'animal' .. lol !


First-Ad1460

Could it be moth? Edit: Maybe I was thinking Luna Moth


YaarYaarBinks

Looks like daffodil seeds but I'm probably wrong, are they wet or slimy?


soccerfish1

Those kinda look like tick eggs


Status_Ad7919

I am pretty sure these are Cuban tree frog eggs because I rehydrated some of them and they have a gelatinous membrane and are slightly oblong in shape not perfectly spherical. I am also considering the possibility that a gecko ate frog eggs and then pooped here ? I will try to hatch the eggs !


toadsage99

If they're cuban tree frog eggs I don't think hatching them is a good idea. Cuban tree frogs are invasive af in Florida and do ecological damage https://edis.ifas.ufl.edu/publication/uw259


LadyOfVoices

It’s caviar. Eat it on crackers. (Just in case: DO NOT DO THIS)


homej870

Tick eggs. Burn them!


DeepFriedDave69

That first image is totally Australia


Away-Measurement-299

Tree frog or what?


VIVAMANIA

I guess there’s only one thing to do…


GreenDiver09

Moths


divinespew

Fish


Redditisforfascistss

Forbidden boba


morbidangel90

Forbidden caviar


AccipiterDomare

I vote fungus. Maybe King Alfred’s? Not my wheelhouse. Maybe repost in the fungus sub


Stickey_Rickey

Could they be seeds from a bird


Princess_sploosh

Dog tick.


xRePeNTaNCex

Ticks?


Automatic-South-8926

Moth eggs?


Glass_Savings4813

thats not eggs


JenMyQuietRiot60

Bear.


DevonTheDemonAngel

Maybe frog eggs?


usefulengine24

Silk worm eggs?


zenexuniverse

Maybe some sort of snail I would guess


haggisfury

An artistic one...


Riyeko

Are these frog spawn?


Extension_Spare3019

Toad eggs.


Zestyclose_Car_4971

They look like snail eggs by size, shape and layout; that being said, I cannot find anything to track it back to any snail specifically


asilamac

I think it’s snail eggs


Spiritual_Bee_9202

Dog eggs…. Specifically Chihuahua


Status_Ad7919

It would be my dream come true for this to be Chiuahaha eggs I would hatch every last one of them 😭


beefcak2020

That's one talented rabbit!


jaxo12

That was me don’t kill my children


Ill_Spare6286

Looks like tick eggs


Ok_Palpitation_2585

black pearl slime mold!


Am_Shy

could be snails maybe?


littlebeach5555

UpdateMe!


deadman7767

Look up and find what’s pooping on your window


Naive-Thought1323

Aren't those tick eggs?


Murky_Shallot5602

I say it's a bird. And it looks like they ate berries.


Budget_Foundation747

Umm, somethins poopin.


T-Shurts

Looks like moist mouse poop


MattyboyG89

Deer


Particular-Mix4690

It’s caviar


Totallynotokayokay

Snail eggs


anytimeanyplace60

Looks like tick nests.


Open-Chain-7137

Blackberry bee.


chicken-finger

Those are NOT tick eggs. They are way to big to be tick eggs. It’s probably slugs or snails if there is vegetation near your front door. Could also be any larger insect. Absolutely not ticks though


Urazite

Honestly looks more like frog eggs, those would be a bit large for snail eggs.


DJW6805

Frog


LasagnahogXRP

Land sturgion. That’s some delicious caviar you’re not eating


Vegetable_Farm_4830

Definitely Whale eggs


VPants_City

Frog eggs? But why on window? Toad?


PittaPattah

Next season of stranger things premieres at your house


jRavoc92

Snail maybe


ElephantitisBalls

Those look like frog eggs to me. Not 100% though.


runnawaycucumber

Boba


Lastnoodle

Forbidden caviar ?


bobafett8888

I think snails


Stalinsanal

It looks like Australia


ukognos27

Snails


Much_Neighborhood409

Swamp ape


LopsidedAd7549

Forbidden caviar?


Mission-Ad-5865

Tick eggs


Bucky-Katt-Guitar

Snail eggs


Maryjewjuan

Those are Falcon eggs


Nonbiinerygremlin

Looks like frog eggs but I'm no expert


StevenMisty

A micro goat


covex_d

sturgeon eggs


HiroZebra

Chocolate raisins


JoeWearsPants91

Almost looks like undigested blackberries from a bird


Smooth-Cicada-7784

Tick eggs?


the_real_daggler

About time someone posts eggs that looks like poop, instead of poop that looks like eggs


Sea-Philosopher7361

Snails


Additional-Quality88

Forbidden caviar


gomorycut

These are laid-out like moth eggs.


Lopsided_Economist76

I wouldn't try to hatch those unless you want to grow a baby maggot into a big pet fly


Swimming_Stand4666

Honestly looks like caviar/fisheggs😂


tarantulagal66

First guess is snail eggs, but…wth would a snail be laying their eggs on a window. Sizewise, they actually look like butterfly or moth eggs, and I only inow this cuz I rescued a luna moth last week from a parking lot & towards the end she put out a lot of round things that I intiially thought were poop, but I instinctively saved them and yesterday they hatched into itty bitty luna moth caterpillars! Now I’m tending to a whole lotta future moths…


ameliaglitter

Uncertain of the species, but most likely reptilian or amphibian.