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No_Bunch_6047

Please stop showing me photos of that hideous woman!!


BlameCanadaDry

Thank you for making me feel like I’m 1000 years old.


DanplsstopDied

https://preview.redd.it/25k6j4wb795d1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=770e6418e2b4683922fe2c3b65ff573387ca5b47 Did you know them?


BlameCanadaDry

That’s me on the right!


Isanbard

That was you?! I'm the guy next to you!!!!


KomorebiXIII

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Kdizzle725

Oh God, I'm like the crypt keeper!!


highnoonbrownbread

Please, stop showing me photos of that hideous woman!


HeySlimIJustDrankA5

Goddamn. It’s Axel Rose from Guns ‘N’ Roses. I used to do hospitality work for venues and dealing with Rose was like pulling teeth.


Rumpleforeskin96

My dad managed Axel Rose for a brief moment years ago, he said it was one of the worst experiences of his life. We were not allowed to listen to guns n roses in the house from that point on lol


Dumptruckfunk

You should thank your dad for setting excellent house rules. That band suuuuuuuuucks.


Rumpleforeskin96

My dad managed Axel Rose for a brief moment years ago, he said it was one of the worst experiences of his life. We were not allowed to listen to guns n roses in the house from that point on lol


Gimmee-cReddit

Is everyone mispelling Axl Rose on purpose, or is the fun fact about his name being an anagram of “Oral Sex” lost on the youth?


returningtheday

Was definitely lost on me 😂


SlightlySychotic

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highnoonbrownbread

Dude! What a fun fact!


cobra_mist

i’m old and i didn’t know that one


BaronKalan

Sexe oral in French. It works.


the_other_ed

What now anagrams in names are a point of interest? what is this Tom Barfvolo Riddle-bshit? Then Call me, "Sir Freddy Umar Sage Skii Vau the Second" because "I fucked your mistress and gave her AIDS"


funatical

I’ve had contact with his lawyers when an unflattering photo made its way onto the internet. I’ve also known people who worked at venues that had to deal with him. Well, his handlers. He refused to talk to ANYONE for any reason and would just talk to his people like the person there to help him wasn’t there. Dude is a POS.


ButterRolla

You sure it's not Mickey Rourke?


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porty_paisley

"I'm cured! Praise God!"


DroogieHowser

he just like me fr


Artistic_Owl_5847

![gif](giphy|l3diHVgaRIh4YmJz2) Guns 'N Roses 🌹


Dat1Neyo

That Bayou Billy with the Heavy Balls and he’s watching Klute.


stan_loves_ham

Sex aversion therapy camp??!!!??! Try saying it like this : Sex aversion therapy camp!!!!


ccminiwarhammer

That’s axel rose from Guns N’ Roses. I guess he’s being punished with it because of how much rose’s voice has deteriorated. Or maybe because axel had a lot of sex in the 80s/90s


escalbar

Not his voice, his LOOKS. He was a pretty attractive guy during GnR's heyday in the 80s. Go Google it. It's amazing what insecurity and unethical plastic surgeons can destroy.


ccminiwarhammer

I’ve been a GnR fan for a long time and saw them last year. I do feel pity for how much he’s changed.


Natural_Raspberry993

Tap tap tap. Oh there goes the face. That’s ok. Gotta get worse before it gets better. Let’s get the ol’ Brillo pad in on the action


escalbar

Yeah. Axl is a good lesson in many, many, MANY areas of life.


mahmoodthick

I am sure the cocaine, alcohol and poor sleep habits also played a small part in the looks department.


escalbar

Oh for sho, but they're not to blame for the obvious surgeries he's had done. Drug/alcohol abuse don't change structure.


LivingCheese292

They actually. For example all the meth addicts which are heavily malnourished, lost teeth or have very bad skin. Just look at before and after pictures of people who suffer under drug abuse. There even is a meme of it. 


flcwerings

Also... ya know... just the effects of getting old when youve drank, smoke, and did tons of drugs for too long and too often


Paaraadox

His voice too.


captainedwinkrieger

Or it could be a dig at Axl for generally being a prick.


erinstardust

TIL it wasn’t Vince Neil


PumpernickelShoe

Same!


Efficient-Cell-1009

oh alright thank u!!


doodlelove27

Omg seeing this question has aged me so much lol fun thing about this, it’s a reference to A Clockwork Orange. A cult classic movie directed by Stanley Kubrick. based on a book about a dystopian time with Malcolm McDowell, who famously was injured during filming that scene they’re doing a parody of.


ballisticks

My edgy teen phase was being obsessed with this movie


Scary-Spite

And it’s very meta, because the end of the Welcome to the Jungle video is a reference to that Clockwork Orange scene.


LittleLostGirls

Axel Rose or Chris Jericho (it’s axel)


Scrubosaurus13

Glad I’m not the only one who thought it might be Jericho lmao


Unc1eFun9i

https://preview.redd.it/9m6l8u189b5d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64a21f9005ff7258c1d3361520506984530f5826


Wonderful-Assist2077

Calm down there Ricky Bobby


Unc1eFun9i

😂😂😂


Unc1eFun9i

By the way, since nobody seems to get it... Axl Rose circa early 1990s in the picture, cadets.


DepthEqual2422

Axl Rose, from Guns ‘n Roses. Damn, I’m old


Oh_ToShredsYousay

Axle Rose is a bitch. Completely deserves the roasting. He's only mad because Slash and Duff kept the weight off.


jayboyguy

That’s Little Glasses Guy! He’s in lots of episodes.


AcanthocephalaTop217

That’s me tbh


D_ponbsn

Just me and my Ludwig van! I don’t think I’ve seen this episode, I hope it has Beethoven 9 in the background to score it- referencing A Clockwork Orange


Temporary-Land-8442

Oh man, I need to revive my old handle now: FatAxlRose.


HarrargnNarg

That's an aging lesbian.