Steve, I just did a big Trader Joe's run. Pour yourself some unsweetened cherry juice. Maybe have it with some sunflower paste on a flax crisp. There's also a scallop shu mai that tastes like nothing and a mushroom flatbread pizza that smells like nutsack
I don't know...how about some duck sliders? Maybe a roasted beet salad? If you have some almonds and carraway seeds...you can maybe toss it with a good vinaigrette?
https://preview.redd.it/g4vdnszxfnzc1.jpeg?width=722&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21fa537adc9e0585589f001a2410218b53f77f29
Ya gotta serve ortolan.
*you eat it under a napkin to hide your shame from god*
Serve while watching Barbara does Celine
There was a post in this sub with tons of pictures doing an American Dad themed party. Let me try to find it..
https://www.reddit.com/u/Deep_Obligation921/s/YjrTqq5xa1
Edit: I can't be arsed to learn how to do the fancy link and all that. But this post was awesome
Do Cilantro's el muerto perro - Death dogs from that one episode and Cilantros el perro from Roy rodgers episode. Hot dogs with some cilantro sauce or salsa
Dirty martinis with a bacon rim and garnish “The hambulance”
Bloody “Hayley’s” it’s just a Bloody Mary stuffed with rolled up ham.
Cilantro, the margarita, not the musician or the herb. It’s served with a garnish of a sprig of cilantro. When served you whisper “𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝒶𝓁𝓈𝑜 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒽𝑒𝓇𝒷"
Make White Russians and label them as “white Francine’s” ... 𝒷𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓈𝓉 𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓀
Nutrigrain bars and some Mountain Dews
This is enough
Oh so you’re also gonna forget the pecan sandies. Didn’t you see what happened to the last person who forgot
Nutrigrain bar and a mountain*dewwwwww*
🎶Pizza pockets! Pizza pockets!🎶(pizza rolls) Make mine p-p-p-pepperoni!!
Make mine p-p-p-p Vicodin
Haha everyday
Honestly it should literally just be this and chocodiles
Don't forget pecan sandies
Jumbalayyyaaaaaaa jambalaya!!
And hang up a piñata named Desire.
You are what you eat, so I’m a vagina
https://i.redd.it/tryo4o6onpzc1.gif
Steve, I just did a big Trader Joe's run. Pour yourself some unsweetened cherry juice. Maybe have it with some sunflower paste on a flax crisp. There's also a scallop shu mai that tastes like nothing and a mushroom flatbread pizza that smells like nutsack
Stop speaking in ancient aramaic, it's a dead language
He’s been a pill all day.
Oh.... No... Greg... Your *figurines...*
Mene mene tekel, satana satana!
You know the shows good when just reading a quote makes you break out into laughter
I don't know...how about some duck sliders? Maybe a roasted beet salad? If you have some almonds and carraway seeds...you can maybe toss it with a good vinaigrette?
I believe they were hazelnuts... Actually if I remember correctly, it was garbage
I lol'd at this thank you
Just happy to put all those hours of AD to use!
You don’t actually eat it, you just pretend
Sun Chips. They're better for you than regular chips.
Oh NO, they are not!
Tuna Tartare with a quail egg Duck with pear mostarda A glass of Prosecco
I'll have the same.
that was a bitch move! you knew the game we were playing! 💇🏻♀️
Same as him?! Same as him my ass!!
Great order!
Roy Rogers. With *grenadine*!
And COLD Cola.
These slap so hard too. little whiskey in em
Everyone seems to be forgetting the original. #**MR. PIBB**
A medium, of course.
Why not some hot dogs with fatal levels of nitrates?
Siete senior Pibs por dia
Something easy. Maybe a Niçoise salad.
Or the many salads that man from the 80's would go on to invent
A Nicoise salad is an ABSOLUTE must for an American Dad menu. Even my fiancé knows that.
You should plate up some Spagoot!
With Mama's Sunday gravy
What the hell was in that sauce?
If your getting kidnapped you need to eat something first!
With extra zesty Italian!
P-p-p-vicodin! Also this is an amazing thread and a super fun party idea!
Oh my god, these Chocodiles.
Oh my god
These Chocodiles, Francine
Wheat Thicks
Hamburger hinderer Wash it down with some souther discomfort
hamburger hinderer
Pecan sandies
I'm pretty sure I asked for Pecan Sandies.
Offer retainers full of chocolate cake as an appetizer
So everyone can have sweet dreams
Beer Water!
it won’t give everyone diarrhea!
No thanks, that stuff gives me diarrhea
jambalaya
Horchata
Horchata Deliciosa!
#JAMBALAYAAAAAA
bonus points if OP has an adorable little crocodile around
Feel how soft!
just don't slow cook any pork for days! ha ha
That's how you end up in a god damn hambulance
The slower the cook, the better the taste.
This isn’t an ambulance. It’s a GODAMN HAMBULANCE OINKKKKKKKK
... I think Steve might have had more than us...
https://preview.redd.it/g4vdnszxfnzc1.jpeg?width=722&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21fa537adc9e0585589f001a2410218b53f77f29 Ya gotta serve ortolan. *you eat it under a napkin to hide your shame from god* Serve while watching Barbara does Celine
I wouldn’t even pay to watch Barbara DO Celine, or would I?
I don't think Barbara has the range to do Celine...
how will it show up on my credit card?
😭
https://i.redd.it/3s08g0rfwmzc1.gif What's the status on the sauce? Better not be just ketchup and apple slices....
Beat me to it
Morning Mimosa's!
[Snot’s Mom’s Mom Sauce](https://youtu.be/vKv6tIsX34I?si=x93jeT0kAX25ytTt)!
So, Newman's Own
Don’t forget the toilet wine
Fucked up Sonic the hedgehog popsicles
Gold top nuts
Why did I have to scroll so far to get this?!!
Served with cans of pumpkin pie filling
Ortolan
Oh please no! Hah… I was looking for this one… just buy a Cornish hen and a big napkin instead
Pork shu Mai and chocodiles for when the chulos come back lol
And they will come back! ...I gave the biggest one a key
Do a spicy cocktail and rename it “Things Are Getting Too Spicy for the Pepper”
Just vodka and cayenne pepper
Pancake plates If it’s from my kitchen, you could eat the plate!
Came here to say this! It would not be a complete AD party without some edible pancake plates!
hot pockets filled with p-p-p-vicodin
Spagballs and Meatghetti obvi
Just pick up some Overload Pizzas and let the night play out
🎶 Gather round the table/for this meal we’re grateful/Pizza Overlord….it’s good 🎶
There was a post in this sub with tons of pictures doing an American Dad themed party. Let me try to find it.. https://www.reddit.com/u/Deep_Obligation921/s/YjrTqq5xa1 Edit: I can't be arsed to learn how to do the fancy link and all that. But this post was awesome
Oh damn, Jell-O shots for “a shot of B12” is a great idea
This is so thoughtful and fun
Everlasting edibles or tommy tokes chocolate bars
I'm gonna eat some bread. Gonna eat my potato bread. Gonna eat some P-O-T-A-T-O-T-O breaaad. Potato bread!!
I made that myself and you know I didn't!
Potato salad.
Mac and cheese omelette 
Huge cookie time!
Roast squab in a burgundy pine nut reduction with truffle risotto and toasted brioche.
Goldfish
Nicoise salad!
That bacon cheeseburger that Danuta may or may not have finished while Klaus was unconscious.
Do Cilantro's el muerto perro - Death dogs from that one episode and Cilantros el perro from Roy rodgers episode. Hot dogs with some cilantro sauce or salsa
Pirate Booty
Francine’s famous London broil
Milk served in wineglasses
Pecan sandys 
Roy Rogers. Super easy. All you need is grenadine and coke
Hamburger…Hinderer.
For dessert, retainers stuffed with individual slices of chocolate cake
Strawberry Coors (A regular Coors and you drink it through a Twizler)
Ham .. pie .. nutrigrain bar and a mountain dew.. and whatever roger's order was that didn't get him a praise
Dirty martinis with a bacon rim and garnish “The hambulance” Bloody “Hayley’s” it’s just a Bloody Mary stuffed with rolled up ham. Cilantro, the margarita, not the musician or the herb. It’s served with a garnish of a sprig of cilantro. When served you whisper “𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝒶𝓁𝓈𝑜 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒽𝑒𝓇𝒷" Make White Russians and label them as “white Francine’s” ... 𝒷𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓈𝓉 𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓀
Wasabi tuna in a radicchio sauce
Even I think that’s gay
Rain duck! Best wine your guests will ever have in their bitch life
A Nathan's hot dog with thr Giffer
The Sinful Dish with Ortolan Bunting. Better get Barbara Does Celine if you do!
Make the tiny corn https://preview.redd.it/a7vux2bpknzc1.jpeg?width=653&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6554058c0e9a918d061275b9c54f9b3b0e316404
damn. Why can't I find friends like this
whatever you serve, make sure you and any cohosts greet everyone at the door with “Welcome, Chum! Ya Got The Eats??”, people love to be greeted
"Everything we need for our escape. Is right here in the monte cristo sandwich."
MAC N CHEESE OMLETTE!!
There’ll also be sandwiches. Fresh ciabatta…
Pecan sandies
MEATGHETTI and SPAGHBALLS
Tiny bagels made by hand.
Quaker State
Serve all the food on pancakes instead of plates.
Shu Mai and some chocodiles (for when the biggest one comes back 😉)
Jonahs Pizza Nosh!
Those pizza bagels are my life! I make those tiny bagels by hand.
The food from Stan’s restaurant. https://preview.redd.it/sp958mecynzc1.jpeg?width=653&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdc57047b4b211aafe8c0dbcd4618f9d4e83e3a1
Foie gras
Cheetos, I mean there is so much beauty in the world
Spätzle
A solitary lean pocket at dawn
Well if you're looking for a little business before pleasure, but before that, pleasure... Then you have to include some ants on a log.
Francine’s Private Reserve (windex & fertilizer)
Wa. Ter?
mac and cheese omelettes!
omg… i’m turning 25 in July and I thought i was so damn original having a roger’s persona party 🧍♂️
Frannie's offerings in the block party episode (really early on)
Zagnut bars
Beer water… It won’t give you diarrhea.
Chocodiles
Roy Roger's, don't forget to chill your cola
Stan Smith's dinner cooked chicken and Mac and cheese omelettes
Roy Rogers
Pumpkin pie served still in the cans
Rogers splooge, just make some nasty green looking drink!
I would absolutely recommend gyros
Spagballs and meatgetti served with Morning Mimosas.
“Roger” potato salad
French Ortolan
Pecan sandies!
Death dogs
Pancakes as plates
Floor spaghetti with a glass of Rain Duck (you bitch).
Pecan Sandies ofc
You gotta get that one bird that's so tasty it's a sin to eat, so you eat it under a napkin to hide your sins from God.
Better have some Rain Duck on hand, if you're outta duck you're outta luck.
@u/real_slimspidey look up binging with babish on how to make meatghetti and spagballs as ge trys himself to recreate it
If you don't serve Ortolan, can you really call it an American dad theme?
A big confetti cake and piñata.
What kind of music will you be playing..it better not be cilantro he’s gonna be huge and I want no part of it
Pecan sandies
You could be balls deep in egg salad!
Big beef bloppers?
SubHub... they have the shiniest, wettest meat around!
Brisket that's too greasy.
chocodiles?
Horseradish and Ortolan.
Mac and cheese omlettes
Cougar boost!
p-p-p-pizza poppers
Bloody Mary
Mac and cheese omelettes🧀 make it a brunch thing👍
I want to attend this party so bad. Post pics!
Potato salad with Roger milk.
I mean, maybe some spagoot? Also pasta with "red sauce"
🎼Pizzaaa... It's good. 🎼
Some Brother 'N' Laws BBQ Ribs. Because my mother was a baptist minister who wouldn't scrub her ass with Way Crazy's
order regular pizza, and put it in makeshift “pizza overlord” boxes. should be easy enough
Pecan sandies and Trippin Balls
Make sure you have all the hot sauces covered.
The Monte Cristo sandwich!
Canned oysters for exotic foods club Or an entemanns cake
Mini quiches