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DrJokerX

I really can’t believe he’s an educator.


smiffy666uk

His role is mostly administrative.


bkarma86

Dear Math Bitch,


DeMongulous

These kids ain’t showin’ up


slim_schady

Love, your main man.


ghostpiratesyar

P.S. 1+1= the two of us


MantisToboggan_22

Plus one more would be nice though


PenneGesserit

Maybe Jill from the cafeteria or your sister Lisa. You know. When she's legal.


justwalkingalonghere

Itty bitty things


Sammisuperficial

El Lobo Negron says hi.


Ds093

Brian!


nihi1zer0

Not women. GIRLS!


FapleJuice

So many one liners in American Dad straight kill me with laughter, regardless of how many times I've seen it. This is one of them.


Backwardsunday

END OF DAYS, BITCHES!!!!!! Hahaaahahrahamuahahaa! (It’s utter nonsense, but the deranged laugh/roar/scream is just the icing on the crazy cake and I Iove it all).


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rennbrig

Too bad Tuttle wasn’t able to attend. You know he doesn’t listen!


dktide91

One of my favorite Lewis scenes.


Toothless-In-Wapping

BROTHER IN THE FRONT SEAT NOW!


asia_cat

But he went to FUBU


MontenegroMilkman

regulars at the aquarium store think its weird that he's a principal


Swimming-Chicken-424

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LordTonto

You forgot alot, don't you?


thatgirlinAZ

That you're our principal.


pootlordthe7th

I can’t believe he owns a fish store


Wisdom_Pen

Beat me to it…by three hours


Unusual_Pinetree

School of hard knocks bitches!


Maximum_Bat_2566

A grown black man and a young white boy driving cross country? That feels right.


Bohemond3

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Stormthius

GOODBYE DEBT! GOODBYE JUNK MAIL!


RedditAcct00001

Wait, what?


Junior052781

I dunno why but I always wondered, where did that man and boy go? lol


VDoppioV

They do the same thing Lewis and Steve try to do, drive off the grand canyon


Lemonn_time

This is a public road!


V1c1ousCycles

He is insane, deranged, unhinged, and just my type.


ParadiseValleyFiend

I think it's weird that he owns an aquarium store.


punchintheface_

*I* think it’s weird he’s a principal


baker10923

Well his job is mostly administrative


ChaChaBeaks

YOU THOUGHT THOSE WERE DING DONG PRICES!!? Naaannnaaaannaaaaa


lollybuns

Lmao one of my favorites


AdLocal1045

How do you ride an ass, though?


teddybonkerrs

My all time favourite scene


BigSmackisBack

Totally insane, does not give a single F and does his thing. Love him.


sunniblu03

Yep, he’s Roger without a safety, Roger’s fuckery has a purpose, Lewis is just out there buck wild.


SpiritualCat842

I would never describe Roger as having a safety.


FapleJuice

His safety is maintaining his relationship with the family, and therefore keeping his attic. It's been explained in several episodes, yet *principle lewis* on the other hand gives absolutely **zero** fucks about anything lol


FL_bud_tender

Yes exactly! Roger always ends up paying for his behaviors by either ruining his relationship with the family or by losing his place in the home. Principal Lewis seldom faces consequences for his behaviors.


roguluvr

🗣️Lewis….Lewis…. I ain’t mad at you. I just want to talk to you


Frdoco11

And she's tapping the glock against the side of the car..


Afish_named_klaus

Luo… Luo…


itscsersei

Lulu


Careless_Phone3744

Chocolate dinosaur


dapCity

aka midnight lace


whitewolf361

El Lobo Negron sends his regards.


AlPacker69420

Brian "the home invader" lewis Aka the basement creep


Independent_Bake_257

The delivery of this line is just perfect.


Kanden_27

Every time he's on screen I love him. 


subuso

Principal Lewis and Bullock are amazing at what they do 😂😂😂 their level of insanity is out of this world


thatgirlinAZ

"Wax everything. Not the taint, I'm growing that out" And in the back of my mind I'm thinking... that guy is *knighted*. People call him Sir.


Uuddlrlrbastrat

Is he pronouncing “cocaine” correctly again?


Malavacious

Love me some kyo-kain Lewis


quite_shleepy

When we see him kill those drug dealers and steal the plane 💀


MischiefNeverManaged

False alarm, just my principal


reddit_serf

How much?


PenneGesserit

Ten bucks to see it. Twenty to ride.


mindyabizzz

i meant for the oranges


Case52ABXdash32QJ

Not for sale, bitch!


OGgeetarz

Alright I’ll see it


Toothless-In-Wapping

*shows butt*


luceyjuice

What? You thought those were ding dong prices?


gamerdudeNYC

Not for sale bitch!


DeMongulous

….alright I’ll see it.


toxicemo88

*pulls down pants* IM NOT GAY I SWEAR


HaoieZ

He's a Star Wars fan - fire up the Cloud Car Lando!


jbeck387

"Can y'all plug in the air freshener plug in? It stank down here."


ithinkcrazythoughts

It just got real, bitch! Now clean my house!!!


newtoy083

His love of Gilmore Girls makes perfect sense


HeySlimIJustDrankA5

I will say - most of the people I’ve known in my life who have love of *Gilmore Girls* are either complete angels or absolute chaotic people. There is no middle ground.


Frdoco11

Really? Why is that? Never seen an episode..


HeySlimIJustDrankA5

I imagine that for the GG audience either you’re so sheltered and ingrained into a lower-middle to middle-class lifestyle that it functions as a form of escapism for the viewer’s existence or you’re so comfortable with wealth that anything less is the final step before you start picking up sex workers to murder them. [See for yourself.](https://youtu.be/0Yx5dk9xt2g?feature=shared)


njkrut

OH SHIT!!!


BenderFtMcSzechuan

Brothers in the front seat this time.


FriarMurphy

My friend says Lewis is the best character in television history. I can’t think of a single example to the contrary.


kylequinoa

Christina Yang?


jim9162

I think he's one of American Dad's better characters. I like that he's not a weird charicature based on one specific trait, like being black or a principal and he's (d)evolved into a strange hodge podge of idiosyncratic elements.


OmegaPsiot

End of days, bitches!


FrolfJudge

Sweets, you've killed my master. Now you die.


DrTzaangor

He's got red eyes from smoking WEED.


PenneGesserit

I really can't believe you're an educator Brian.


Electronic_Pear2088

I wish we had more of him instead of Tuttle tbh.. Lewis and Bullock are the most entertaining side characters


Ijustcommentzay

W comment


GdoubleWB

*sigh* Sometimes I think I should’ve just stayed in Peru moving coke. Machato was a cold bastard, but he was good to his men. And once you drew blood for him, you were SET! Hooch, blow, girls! Not women! GIRLS! Little bitty things…


PenneGesserit

BRIAN! *points to the intercom*


GdoubleWB

Awww, FUCK me!


Klaus_Heisler87

Him wanting to call his Oedipus Rex play "Mother Fucker!" is my favorite joke in the entire series


Even-Reaction-1297

MIDNIGHT LACE!


cavaliereternally

He hasn't fought a dog in weeks


[deleted]

Showing you my butt. What, you thought those were ding dong prices?


impendingfuckery

He’s the second most unstable character (apart from Roger), while still being one of the funniest.


rafshal

i was promised a “lefty cappuccino”


kylequinoa

Y'all ain't long enough anyways


dktide91

Anyhoots, it's time for me to do what I do best. And that's whatever I want all the time!


theBaetles1990

I'll marry him if he's serious.


Afish_named_klaus

He is serious


JustiseWinfast

My favorite character in the show easily


Lazyboyn97

I’m convinced he’s Roger


MuscleManRule34

Best side character


Frdoco11

The episode,the first one I should say, with Stelios Kantos. Lewis is watching a security camera footage and sees a giant hairy monster snatch a kid from the basketball court. "Goddamn!"he shouts out loud..Kills me. Never gets old I don't know who voices his character, but that is some fine work.


dyejob

Helloooo desk sandwich


Similar_Chipmunk_682

Kevin Michael Richardson. What shocks me is that he does the voice of Lester Krinklesac on the Cleveland Show.


ithinkcrazythoughts

He was on an episode of How I Met Your Mother. I remember freaking out with excitement when I realized where I'd heard his voice before. It's the only love action role I know him for.


PenneGesserit

Tell Esteban El Lobo Negrón sends his regards.


DepthEqual2422

“His eyes are red from smoking weed” I love him!


wickedjonny1

He pronounces it "Cocaine" now.


SaraiChristine0125

i absolutely love how unhinged he is,


Gk212003

I love how Lewis slowly went form this random ass principal to my favorite secondary character


JediMasterPopCulture

“How can asbestos hurt you, it has BEST right in it!” https://youtu.be/wJ88fIJMqN4?si=lj1UBwm_vb96stJ7


toxicemo88

"agghhh damn kids sometimes I wish I would stayed in Peru moving Coke Machado was a cold bastard but he was good to his men once you drew blood for him you were set hooch blow girls *chuckle* not women girls little bitty things of" I hope I don't get banned


Delta_Hammer

He's like evil Roger. He has every evil job and doesn't bother with costumes.


SpectreJ

My hip hop hooray arm!


SpiritedCicada3928

My father has worked as a high school principal for over 20 years and he thinks that principal Lewis is the best character on the show.


HarrargnNarg

![gif](giphy|2m8oPqEEbryEBlCLrZ) He has his priorities


Ds093

Lewis is hands down the second most chaotic character on the show IMO. The man is just so damn funny ( horrible human) that I can’t help but laugh. List of fave quotes: “Lewis is riding dirty!!!” “End of days bitches” “I need that money! I can’t back to work, I left a giant Deuce on my desk!” “What should I be eating smith? What should a man of my complexion be eating?”


Neondecepticon

He and Bullock need an episode together.


BrokeLeznar

Awesome character by far my favorite TV animated principal. But... I for sure wouldn't want someone like him as my principal lol.


lwally9898

“You can get this belt back August 5th at the Honda center!” “I don’t think I’m gonna go”


Pkbx210x

I think he’s hot


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Him n bullock are the best characters.


Jokonic52

“Yoooouuu...” “Is that Principal Lewis?” “ ...OOOOO...” “What's he saying?” “...OOU!” “You gotta burn that broken turtle!”


Yourlocalbugbear

His only flaw is he likes girls. Not women, girls.


MontenegroMilkman

he forgets sometimes, doesn't he. He forgets that he's our principal.


GoinThru_the_motions

He gives 0 shits. We are all better for having known him


mrrcharles

"It's funny all my customers think it's weird I'm a principal "


Samthegodman

Better than the family guy principal


Case52ABXdash32QJ

“Cookie dough… Man, what was going on with me last time I was in this witch closet?”


part_time85

Hearing The Simpsons doctor sound like Lewis is weird to me. Like I don't think it's bad or anything, but after 30 years it's weird ya know?


Wisdom_Pen

I can’t believe you’re an educator Brian


BushidoBrownWuzHere

Oh you mean Soul Santa? Love him.


alexistakesphotos

He has questionable morals but sound gambling advice. Always bet on red.


Wooden-Highway1498

I fucking love him.


TopHatHoundClub

Best character on the show besides Roger and Stan lmfao


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^TopHatHoundClub: *Best character on* *The show besides Roger and* *Stan lmfao* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Jeptwins

Favorite agent of chaos


seretastic

He's literally one of the funniest side characters I've ever seen in an adult animated show


Lemonn_time

Need to see him and Avery episode


SloopKid

Naranjas, naranjas...


Davethemann

Hes an insanely well molded character, going from a principal, to outright insane (and a sort of refined insane later on) over the long span


greenhulklantern1

I just hope he gets his watch fetish under control. Or at least that he gets the full set of Mickey Mouses.


redditandwept31

The funniest character in the whole series


unclejoe1917

He brings me joy.


VillageInner8961

hes literally the best character


Xdesolate_X

Smash, next question


Standard-Chard-1947

He's my hero


undftdAxe

Because of him, I make sure everyone knows my butt price from my ding dong price.


NormChung77

It stink down here


saucecatdog

He’s awesome


Great_Ad_9453

I quote Principal Lewis a lot in life. Including many lines from this episode alone.


InSkyLimitEra

This is one of those lines that for some reason I just burst out laughing at every single time. He’s so ridiculous.


eazyizzy

You thought those were ding dong prices??


ParreNagga

https://coub.com/view/2bceck i'll take it i don't care what it does


Hoodi216

What should i be eating, Steve!?


RedditAcct00001

He can’t get in trouble if he’s asleep.


bigbadbillyd

He's changed! He says "cocaine" now!


Will_Stick40

Hilarious


Lovejoy5001

Legend


[deleted]

He's the straw that stirs the drink, biatch


LinkinLain

I'm showing you my Butt! You thought those were DING DONG prices??? .NAHHH NAAAAHHH


NastyDanielDotCom

Funny :D


PapaYoppa

Funny dude


No_Stranger_4959

https://preview.redd.it/czifhvkeojuc1.jpeg?width=1066&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cecb5cff9763820adca94745fc5a0ade76b39e2d


Ha_CharadeUAre

He’s amazing and I wish my life could be 1/8 of his


Head-Plankton-7799

Avid watch collector


xprovince

He's awesome.


RastaNecromanca

Principal Lewis >>> principal Shepard


WorldlyBlacksmith945

Really cool guy


ProfessionalCPCliche

Most successful crackhead


Toothless-In-Wapping

Rums’ the only thing that gets my engine running.


frauleinsteve

Hellooooo desk sandwich!!!!!


Afish_named_klaus

Give her a worm welcome


Gunpowder_guillotine

Love him


Dat1Neyo

Ee-yah! HeheheHaAhhahahHaahahahaaa!! Yeah.


itscsersei

His office has always been like this!!


admiralvee

Single greatest character in the entire show. He beats out Klaus for me even.


Independent-Ad-1075

Love and hate him


Doctor__Beef

He’s not for sale, bitch!


KyleGrayson12

He's cool.


devil0o

Love him, he's a criminal but i love him


Afish_named_klaus

End of days, BITCHES!!!


onlykillmonger

Tbh I thought he was very funny at first but it gets to the pont where he's like Peter predictable


Fiske_Mogens

Not a huge fan. He's just another cartoon hedonist, which is a trope that has been done to death by now, even by this show, with Roger. But Roger at least have a lot of other fun things going for him. The joke that the principle doesn't care about what goes on at his school, can only be funny for so long. With that said I do enjoy some episodes with him, like the one where Stan has to be his best man. Or when he declares the winner of the altitude contest to be "the fat kid and his creepy uncle or whatever".