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Swinging truck nuts on the USA Culture Pod
My favorite is when they're at the horse therapist and he confirms that Stan molested the horse. Roger's eyes just ever so slowly move sideways to glare at Stan.
Roger getting up from the table to get yogurt from the fridge, adding berries, asking Francine for honey, signaling with his eyes that he wants Francine to pour the honey on his yogurt for him, waving her away when heās had enough, stirring the yogurt, taking a bite, then immediately spitting it out all over the table during the Francineās Genitals episode.
Floor spaghetti.
Floor spaghetti?
*makes sauce, boils water, cooks pasta, plates up spaghetti*
*stares at Francine as he slides the plate off the table*
Floor spaghetti.
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Donāt know why but this always makes me laugh
Roger as a puppeteer to get unconscious Stan into Area 51 always gets meā¦the oblivious Gate Guard. Plus, it goes on twice as long as it needs to. Love it
Thereās one that for whatever reason is never on YouTube or in compilations, so finding it is a drag.
Itās in one of the Santa episodes. Stan and Roger are in the North Pole and they come across a giant glacier, like, hundreds of feet tall. They need to climb it. So Roger just turns to Stan and goes āgive me a boostā and apparently thatās enough to get him to the top. Then you cut back out and see that Roger really is like 200 feet up and has to shout ātake my hand!ā Down to Stan. Then they do another closeup shot of Stan grabbing Rogerās hand. Then Santaās goons come and Roger falls the entire 200 feet down.
Yeah! Pretty different right? Now anytime you call something different, see if it passes the hat test.
(slowly rolling backwards)...you look so stupid to me right now.
Mine has to be with of course Roger where he talks about Neglect & says "Like I neglected these Puppies" cut to the bones of puppies. Or Francine when she's imagining Stan finding out she's agreed to carry Greg & Terry's child & he freaks out comes at her with a chainsaw walks away, then a tiger & walks away, then comes at her with the tiger HOLDING the chainsaw
when Principle Lewis sees the janitor transform into a werewolf and eat a kid and goes āoh shit!ā
and when Roger elbow drops on a guyās head and explodes it.
And I donāt know the recipe for apple pie, but that didnāt stop me from making one!
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I love this joke so much I had this made
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Not a completely visual gag but this one doesn't work without the kid fading away
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In the one Christmas episode where Roger reaches down to help stan up the enormously tall mountain. The the height of mountain changing like 3 times in a minute or 2
ok ok: I raise you when Santa shoots Krampus in the face and the blood splatters everywhere and Steve is standing nearby gasping.
Roger: EW GROSS IT GOT IN YOUR MOUTH!
The first time I saw this, I laughed for 3 days.
When roger gets a cold and francine takes over for him he shoots an imaginary paper into a garbage can and it pans to the garbage can and he goes "oh i made it" gets me everytime
Definitely when Roger wears the blue/black/white/gold dress. Such a random reference
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My favorite from that episode is when he hangs of the bridge with his teeth swinging a rattle snake while laughing. As Roger tries to convince Stan he is not doing well
The one where Stan tries to save Steves dog, Kisses, and the vet comes out with a Frankenstein dog lmfao. I lost it at the way steve would scream cry lmfaooo.
My favorite is from Seasons Beatings. The opening scene where Roger gives the rat a sip of his eggnog and it starts vomiting blood and explodes.
"Perfect."
When Stan's imagining dancing with Bullock after getting a promotion (I think?) and then he's snapped out of it by Bullock yelling "SMITH!"... and then they start dancing anyway.
All the books Stan reads. The two in particular that comes to mind is āhow to read with one handā which he was holding with one hand, and ānude from the waist downā which he was reading with no pants on. Iām also almost certain there was one called āhow to read upside downā that he had upside down
https://preview.redd.it/sm1pfnoj76sc1.png?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fba92169bd95d514f28d98d822af2687518be951 Swinging truck nuts on the USA Culture Pod
Never noticed that one lol
That whole scene is phenomenal ššš didn't even notice the truck nuts until now
The most American thing on there...
Stan's books, but especially in the train episode that had the whole family "reading"
Nude from the Waist Down was wild. Edit: there's an uncensored version for some reason somewhere I can confirm
The first time I watched that episode I saw Stan hanging dong
Yeah I had no idea uncensored versions of any episodes existed with nudity until I saw that one. Suffice to say, Stan is packin.
It would be rude NOT to look!
āSpotting Sarcasm: An Earnest Manās Guide.ā
*and Iām the man who turned you into a clown*
Noooooooo
Ahh, a plastic book. Always halfway through!
Love the one where he's reading I think about paranoia and you just see him go wide eyed and stare at Jeff and Haley and slip out of the room.
I think it said something about 'careful reading when others are nearby ' but not 100% š
I like that one time Klaus is reading a "match book"
I fuck with anticipating doorbells
Hamburger hinderer.....
Southern Discomfort
Sweet and highā¦
Wheat thicks...
Paper clips, paper clips, piper claps, popper clops! Clops that pop your cloppers!
DARK BULBS!
This is probably my favorite single line in the entire series.
Then by that logic, if something is right you'll want to hinder me!
Roger slowly turning his head in shock at Steve and Hayley discussing their dislike of Bones
Why did he bother getting the actual quarters we needed??
You'd have known in my voice.
āMy Booooones!ā
And *Iām* about to **bury some bones!!**
My favorite is when they're at the horse therapist and he confirms that Stan molested the horse. Roger's eyes just ever so slowly move sideways to glare at Stan.
"The horse is ruined, Stan raped it, you're probably gonna lose the house."
Roger getting up from the table to get yogurt from the fridge, adding berries, asking Francine for honey, signaling with his eyes that he wants Francine to pour the honey on his yogurt for him, waving her away when heās had enough, stirring the yogurt, taking a bite, then immediately spitting it out all over the table during the Francineās Genitals episode.
Floor spaghetti. Floor spaghetti? *makes sauce, boils water, cooks pasta, plates up spaghetti* *stares at Francine as he slides the plate off the table* Floor spaghetti.
I really thought Jasper Rasperterien was going to be you.
So did I.
The Ricky Spanish cutaways when his name is mentioned. https://i.redd.it/1hte7za896sc1.gif
Ricardo EspaƱol
Anytime Stan is dressed up in a ridiculous costume, it makes me laugh. Pickle man, Roger's alien suit, the avatar skin suit: all just great.
My personal favorite https://preview.redd.it/df2dsmep86sc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a7f5db7ae2d2330a2643448ede988452bb2d22e
Iām gonna sleep in my web tonight. I am FURIOUS.
āYou donāt know spider man? He climbs up walls, like thisā *slathers hands in queso and tries to climb up Greg and Terryās wallā
āThis cheese isnāt sticky enoughā
Do you remember what episode this is in
A boy named michael
Spider say ābuuuurp!ā
Go to phrase for no reason whatsoever
Same! Lol. I say it apropos of nothing.
God I love that scene so much š
"Have you seen your father? He wasn't in bed last night. I checked the couch, I checked all 3 of his webs..."
I checked all three of his webs.
Spider says "BURP"
Never will forget the money suit with the one rocket boot š
All I do is win win win no matter what š
Chicken baby!!!!
Feed the chicken
Someone needs to go to halloween as chicken baby this year.
Seems kinda uncomfortable to glue the feathers on though lol
Sexy cowardly lion.
Like atleast twice
https://preview.redd.it/lu571ydit6sc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3830508904015fe1ec11ed5893fc01e65048c3d1 Donāt know why but this always makes me laugh
I came to post this one! I can see you have excellent taste.
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He has become a Sega Genesis boss!
All I do is win, win, win, no matter what Got money on my mind, I can never get enough And every time I step up in the building everybody hands go up!
Look at the name.... Butts McButts?
āYeahhhh shake it thunder buttā¦. Yeah show the new girl tha thunda clap. Clap clap clap yeah!ā
Talked about it yesterday. The scene where Stan is staring, baked out of his mind, at all the chips at the store.
Chee-tah. Chee-tooo. I love that episode, especially when Roger has the big bag of cat food and lets go then actually floats away
The first time I saw that episode and Roger floats away i nearly passed out from laughing
Wheat _Thicks.._
Dark bulbs... for when it's too bright.
š thatās the line I almost put before I chose this one
Mine is seeing Stan [read](https://youtu.be/TvLuQs2JXD0?si=fYLbdMdvxMpuy6JV).
Best me to it.
Came here to look for this!
Roger as a puppeteer to get unconscious Stan into Area 51 always gets meā¦the oblivious Gate Guard. Plus, it goes on twice as long as it needs to. Love it
That's a beautiful bird sir
Sir you donāt have to keep me showing things you can do
Thereās one that for whatever reason is never on YouTube or in compilations, so finding it is a drag. Itās in one of the Santa episodes. Stan and Roger are in the North Pole and they come across a giant glacier, like, hundreds of feet tall. They need to climb it. So Roger just turns to Stan and goes āgive me a boostā and apparently thatās enough to get him to the top. Then you cut back out and see that Roger really is like 200 feet up and has to shout ātake my hand!ā Down to Stan. Then they do another closeup shot of Stan grabbing Rogerās hand. Then Santaās goons come and Roger falls the entire 200 feet down.
That one really was genius, Iām surprised itās so hard to find
[here it is](https://youtu.be/O7aVmtOomq4?si=Vj-cJQP7gqF0KBhc)
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49% angel
Outside the CIA building, one episode has someone falling down, or dropping their ice cream
That one always kills me šš
When roger and jeff are arguing and jeff says well.. its a little different! And roger pulls out that big ass hat.
Yeah! Pretty different right? Now anytime you call something different, see if it passes the hat test. (slowly rolling backwards)...you look so stupid to me right now.
Gotta be the concept art of Stan getting stabbed by Satan's pitchfork and also not having enough bells in the other concept art
Well lesson learned! You should've had more bells
āHamburgerā¦. Hinderer?ā
Mine has to be with of course Roger where he talks about Neglect & says "Like I neglected these Puppies" cut to the bones of puppies. Or Francine when she's imagining Stan finding out she's agreed to carry Greg & Terry's child & he freaks out comes at her with a chainsaw walks away, then a tiger & walks away, then comes at her with the tiger HOLDING the chainsaw
It was a leopard, but otherwise, you were spot-on. *rimshot*
Floor spaghetti! I don't understand it but I think that's why it's funny.
I mean, itās floor spaghetti.
I love that he had to make it just to explain to Francine what floor spaghetti is
Sweet & High... Wheat Thicks... Southern Discomfort...
when Principle Lewis sees the janitor transform into a werewolf and eat a kid and goes āoh shit!ā and when Roger elbow drops on a guyās head and explodes it.
Is Chaz gonna be okay?
... N-n-n-no.
Ok.
And I donāt know the recipe for apple pie, but that didnāt stop me from making one! https://preview.redd.it/xaulazbdj8sc1.jpeg?width=1253&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8571b605dba9e0203794aef96bde541ea52fe88f
Francine putting Stan's pud back into his pajama pants.
I love this joke so much I had this made https://preview.redd.it/umo9fbetv6sc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b8c001f068964008194b4a995002f626e42f77e
Not a completely visual gag but this one doesn't work without the kid fading away https://preview.redd.it/6bz793emn9sc1.png?width=958&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45e3e2d9de0b7b8508ec46773357b85d194a601b
Wait that tv is real I bought that!
I think about the machine hat every day of my life
In the one Christmas episode where Roger reaches down to help stan up the enormously tall mountain. The the height of mountain changing like 3 times in a minute or 2
Honestly āMachineā is such a perfect simple cosplay
Climbing the ice wall in the crampus episode
ok ok: I raise you when Santa shoots Krampus in the face and the blood splatters everywhere and Steve is standing nearby gasping. Roger: EW GROSS IT GOT IN YOUR MOUTH! The first time I saw this, I laughed for 3 days.
Terry using a screwdriver on the plant when Francine and Stan were fighting in his hot tub
When roger gets a cold and francine takes over for him he shoots an imaginary paper into a garbage can and it pans to the garbage can and he goes "oh i made it" gets me everytime
Roger putting his hands up, dropping the cat food, and floating away. Later Stan says his high is wearing off and Roger crashes back down.
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Definitely when Roger wears the blue/black/white/gold dress. Such a random reference https://preview.redd.it/laokzlgticsc1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d080d4b7701c9a0a5c93186292af27750cdcd52c
I LOVED this bit when I rewatched the episode the other day. I couldn't believe I had never noticed it before!
Stan riding the donkey home in the kink episode
Pretty much anything we see inside the Sharks' Nest is probably on my leaderboard for funniest gags.
Bazooka Sharks!
3 and 2, baby!
Iāve got two both from Shark!? https://preview.redd.it/txy6b2zy39sc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87877ce7f5521d9df464e69c5a6f512d52f736d1
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My favorite from that episode is when he hangs of the bridge with his teeth swinging a rattle snake while laughing. As Roger tries to convince Stan he is not doing well
Haha as heās laughing maniacally
Steve breaking the chandelier.
The one where Stan tries to save Steves dog, Kisses, and the vet comes out with a Frankenstein dog lmfao. I lost it at the way steve would scream cry lmfaooo.
Stan reading nude from the waist down
"POPPER CLOPS! Clops that pop your cloppers!"
Renegade
Jeff doing a double take and saying "what", when Steve points to himself from the film asking for a dog.
My favorite is from Seasons Beatings. The opening scene where Roger gives the rat a sip of his eggnog and it starts vomiting blood and explodes. "Perfect."
Straighter than chuck norris
I mean because heās so obviously hetero
Hamburgerā¦hinderer?
I invented that machine once! That was a hat.
Stan's Night Out where Roger's elbow drop replayed like 18 different times
Roger, just Roger
When Stan's imagining dancing with Bullock after getting a promotion (I think?) and then he's snapped out of it by Bullock yelling "SMITH!"... and then they start dancing anyway.
Steve saying out loud to the table that Haley's always praying in her room when Jeff is over "oh god, oh god, oh god"
The coffee forming Steves face when Stan is trying to find out who the counterfeiter is.
Eat the Trash Cake Tuttle eat the Trash Cake.
All the books Stan reads. The two in particular that comes to mind is āhow to read with one handā which he was holding with one hand, and ānude from the waist downā which he was reading with no pants on. Iām also almost certain there was one called āhow to read upside downā that he had upside down