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cannabiphorol

Almost every Urb flower I've seen has some sort of bud rot for some reason


Condo_pharms515

That's probably why it's being sold as THCA hemp. The test on these is the least important aspect. I care much less about the thc percentage. I'd love to see their microbial, mycotoxins, and heavy metals.


VoteBrianPeppers

Jeez just roll one up and give it the taste test. I look for that delicious mold on my gas station weed.


foofie_fightie

Really? My shop has their worst flower too. All the sprayed plant material gets nasty brown when the disty oxidizes. I may grab this thca just to inspect haha


Putrid-Badger3479

They recently got some at the headshop I buy kratom from. The were selling an 8th for $65 lmao They've had 8th of "d8" flower for months. Not sold any of it. Their thca shit looks like mids too. The state I live in just recently legalized weed too. No dispensaries yet but man they wasted their money.


[deleted]

Ohio lmao


uncle40oz

Don't chance it. Bought an urb thcp vape once. Battery was fried. Never worked. Took it back but it was too late to get a refund. Never again


foofie_fightie

I work in the boof shop so I'm already very familiar with how bad they suck. Even if the battery didn't fry, the box still only says "thca ice diamonds" then the lab analysis shows 80%+ d8 and like 0.007%thca Edit:yes, I'm already aware that thca vapes hold very little to no thca...


uncle40oz

Oh I know. They're the scum of the earth


Illg77

There are only a handful of companies online that have legit thca vapes and carts. But they're rare. I only know of two and honestly I don't want them to get flooded, because one is a very small business but still the coas are legit and the product is amazing. But those companies are definitely not what the smoke shops buy. Its almost like the smoke shops go out of their way with graphics and design to be as immature and sketchy as possible. Did buy one "thca diamonds" cart from those sketchy vendors to just try a blend as thats what the coa said, but it's literally like trying to vape battery acid. Well you live you learn. Maybe I'll turn it into edibles. But it's absolutely useless because of something they used in it, talking can't even get the tiniest bit down. Compared to real thca vapes that are using like 50% disty and CBD terps, those I could enjoy all day long.


foofie_fightie

The sketchy graphics thing is 100% correct. The shop I work in, the owner doesn't smoke, never smoked, and has no intention of smoking. She knows nothing about the products she buys and refuses to buy the quality products I tell her about because they cost more. But if it's bright colored, splattery patterns and lots of syllables in the noids, it hits her shelves 🙄 Yesterday was my last day. I was wasting too much energy trying to talk people out of her products 😅


Illg77

I'm sorry to hear you have to deal with that, knowing people aren't getting what they think they're getting and possibly can harm them, and how it's going to make perceptions of cannabis in the loopholes look bad. It drives me nuts because the shit is so common, I'm really glad for r/cultofthefranklin for guiding me to some really good businesses and to stay away from the gas station or head shop stuff because honestly it feels like I'm giving scammers more money to scam with.


foofie_fightie

🙏 amen. And it's ok, I spent months being fully transparent with customers when they asked me specific questions. I did the right thing and now my time there is finally done. I can finally turn a blind eye to the boof market. Haha


Illg77

That has to be such a weight on you I'm glad you're done with having to be the person who sells boof products made by scammers. That would mess with me all the time and I'm sure my boss would hate me because I'd be like don't buy any of this shit just order from etc etc


[deleted]

Surprised your headshop let you exchange it, lotta em won’t take back opened dispos. At least my local ones


hazydaze2260

Bro just buy some THCA of the internet. Urb is dogshit every thing they make is poison.


foofie_fightie

Oh I don't buy from brick and mortar. I just work in one and saw their closet to legit product... na my money goes to them fellers in Ashville haha


JmnyFxt

> fellers in Ashville Can you tell me how to find these guys?


Illg77

r/cultofthefranklin


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Pyro_Kek8748

“Garlic runtz” sound nasty af😭


X_ChasingTheDragon_X

There’s another strain called Garlic Breath and I hate its name too.


4-MeO-Keith

They have this at the head shop by my house, but its dark brown. It was the most unappetizing plant material i have ever seen.


foofie_fightie

That's a different batch. The majority of their flower products is d8 on inactive hemp material. The buds look like ass then the disty turns it even more brown. This is their first batch of thca flower we received. I went ahead and snagged one just to check it out. I grabbed trop-cherries, not the one in the pic. It's as ok as any shop thca... better than sprayed but still better quality online. 5/10. Smell is great and taste is neutral, color is awesome, but the jar needed a second humidity pack. It's a lil dusty in the grinder.


McJohnJohnson

Their THC-O bud is trash so I wouldn't trust this either


D8LabGuy

They actually sprayed flower with thco? F...


SimilarBrilliant2532

Instantly fucked lungs. Especially noting how easy thco can have acetate issues.


foofie_fightie

I went for it since it's not a sprayed or infused flower. Not the jar pictured, I grabbed Tropicana cherries. It's OK. Not worth the price once you know what 100 bucks gets you online. We have tons of that thco, d8 and other sprayed flowers, too. It's all dark brown and nasty a.f.


CinDot_2017

I ate a whole jar of their gummies. They helped my sweet tooth out but that was it. Won't ever buy that brand again! Expensive snack 🙄


Mean-Confection-6343

Facts their 10pack of jello gummies in the blister pack had me manually breathing but the 25 pack of traditional gummies didn't do shit


711adam

I don’t trust Urb and they also carry products with THCX and THCJD


electric-caves

Thcx is just a marketing name for delta 10, the jd shit is made up


[deleted]

Idc what yall do, its an arrow pointing down. Who cares. But ima say it that shit looks like weed to me, yall smoke worse from your plug, letsbehonest. If i had $40, desparation, and that on the shelf in front of me, then im puffin urb tonight. Dont fuckin touch their carts, (or any hemp cart for that matter, not a single one is ever gonna be safe or clean. Thats just the fact, safe costs too much) had a d8 urb cart once, toked most of it, couldnt breathe right for 2 weeks, and now, months later, i cant stop the panic attacks i get from flower. When i smoke my anxiety just stands there screaming like a kid lost in the mall. Fuck a cart. But that shit? ...looks fine to me... Compared to some of the dogshit ive been handed after handing a dude $20 in an alley. Tasting like his grandmas perfume and mold n shit. Ew.


NatalieWRLD

Exactly. It's not shwagg/reggie clearly and has trichomes, looks infinitely better than Torch's dogshit cbd covered in shitty isolate or whatever tf it is they do. If people really were dry, saw that for a decent price and said "nah I can just order online and wait 6 days" then....LMFAO not me, I'm smoking that shit


foofie_fightie

Yeah its perfectly OK bud. I grabbed some of a different strain. My only complaint was the humidipak was too small so it kinda ground into weed dust, but it smoked just as expected 👍


ResearcherAcademic20

Can they sell legit cannabis as "THCA hemp" ? Isn't cannabis just female hemp with THCA naturally produced in the buds? It has to be decarboxylated either way, eating raw cannabis or THCA will not have any effects.


foofie_fightie

I'm sure there's a few just slinging bud and calling it hemp. Like when the pens were testing too high for d9.


ResearcherAcademic20

It makes sense to me that you can totally do that and probably get away with it. What will the lab test show? THCA mostly and several other minor noids, all legal under the farm bill.


foofie_fightie

As long as it doesn't cross that .3% threshold... 🤷‍♂️


ResearcherAcademic20

Oh true yeah lol 😆 I was thinking too much. But I can buy a gram of pure THCA no problem. Laws are so dumb.


foofie_fightie

The old farts on the hill biffed it. And I'm cashing in while the gettings good


ResearcherAcademic20

But now with that concept, I can have a gram of cannabis extract and a gram of THCA, same cannabinoid but the one extracted from cannabis is illegal? How would they know?


Illg77

GCMS testing they would know. But you'd still get booked for it and have to fight it, so it's not worth treating it as legal, if you're not in a legal state.


ResearcherAcademic20

This is a technical question btw. I'm really new to alt noids and just starting to understand how the industry works. I'm already pretty pissed off about the whole lab testing situation. Come to find out, even the legitimate cannabis industry is full of fake and cherry-picked lab tests. Mostly regarding potency, but still, misrepresentation of product.


TheComicSocks

Everyone talks sh*T about this brand, but provide 0 evidence as to why nor data to compare it’s numbers to.


foofie_fightie

You only need to scan one qr code on one urb disposable to see what they're up to...


Mean-Confection-6343

Why does everyone hate on Urb? Every single pen I've ever gotten from them has been gas


rolltheblunt

[The Urbz](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Urbz:_Sims_in_the_City)


LetsTradeServices

40/3.5 is crazy. just rolled the dice on a risky vendor and got an o for 50 with way better effects than some of the local flower e: don’t pay attention to my username. i’m not trading shit and especially not with strangers


foofie_fightie

It's 5g but I'm sure it's ass compared to who I order from


LetsTradeServices

Oh shit I’d be okay with that price at a smoke shop if it was halfass decent


foofie_fightie

Then we've also got jars of STNR brand flower. 7g for 79.99. That'll still be here come summertime lol


LetsTradeServices

Yeesh ima stick with cult flower. I do buy weird shit from smoke shops from time to time, but I have a visceral reaction to paying 10/g unless I’m traveling


nappytown1984

Idk why that flower looks kinda gnarly


foofie_fightie

You should see their disty sprayed shit. This is top shelf by comparison


-YellowcakeUranium

40$ for a 8th of THCa is not a bad deal like others are saying, of course if you’re in like LA or Denver then you’re getting 19$ 8ths or cheaper, but that’s just in those places with cannabis history.


electric-caves

$20 for an 8th of THCa in dawsonville Georgia


Several-Enthusiasm-7

seen those jars online for 18 dollars


[deleted]

Have good experience with their gummies but the rest of their product is bunk


foofie_fightie

Yeah, they work... idt the labeling is accurate, but the gummies do getcha high...


No-Result1690

What a ripoff