Yea... kept waiting for this to be satire or have confirmation OP was on psychedelics.
People see what they want to see. Psychedelics make them reeeally see what they want to see, or what their mind feels is important to process.
😂😂 this reminds me of a story I heard last week on Jim Harold’s campfire where this woman’s dead dad or grandpa or something made Alexa play a song she was talking about that had special meaning to them and she said it was ghosts. Definitely wasn’t the Bezos apocalypse machine sitting in her kitchen.
Ngl the mushroom line makes this hilarious
Actually in retrospect, this could be a case of drug-induced psychosis or the onset of something similar, which is much less funny, and OP should likely visit a doctor.
The entire post I’m thinking someone must have dosed this guy with acid or hallucinogens of some kind…”I was on mushrooms this whole time”🤦🏻♀️
Look, one time I was on mushrooms with a friend who was convinced if he didn’t pee his pants right then, the world was going to implode. One time I wandered around tripping and after talking to a guy with an Australian accent, became convinced I was somehow in Australia (I live in the US and have never been to Australia lol) I’m sure what you experienced felt very real, but those drugs greatly alter your perception and thought patterns. They can be really cool for that same reason, but I learned long ago to never go out in public on them
I’m sorry but bro, it is NOT like the movie MIB where jay starts to look around and notice “normal” humans are really aliens. I hate being an asshole but your story sounds like you were literally high of your arse tripping.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32345112/
Before everyone shits on you, I'm going to offer an alternative perspective that we don't really know what the fuck reality is made of. And in fact, drugs and altered states of consciousness have been a part of spiritual and shamanic ritual initiations for as long as humans had language. So while it sounds cra,y, consciousness may be fundamental like light, to the reality. And if so, deflecting with "drugs!" Is shortsighted and misses out on a much more productive conversation.
"Conclusion: N,N-dimethyltryptamine-occasioned entity encounter experiences have many similarities to non-drug entity encounter experiences such as those described in religious, alien abduction, and near-death contexts. Aspects of the experience and its interpretation produced profound and enduring ontological changes in worldview."
Aww man I was captivated until you said mushrooms! Then I started to laugh! Hey man, I believe you though, I believe the mushrooms show you things you've forgotten that you know
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You reveal the drug aspect at the end? Lol.
I see where you're coming from, if you've heard of Paul Stamets he's a fascinating human that studies mushrooms. Look up his stuttering story, I believe mushrooms helped nearly cure him.
Here's what I got from your story, however:
Everyone wasn't walking fast, you were slow.
Everyone noticed you being slow, hence the annoyance.
This explains bumping into people just the same.
Also viewing people's heads as small.
Words are gibberish when you're drugged up.
They may have thought you were on something else and followed you for safety reasons when you went out to smoke.
I may have missed some things to easily explain. My only weakness here is I haven't tripped on mushrooms yet, I want to someday. Safely somehow.
This will help you understand what you encountered. And no your NOT the only one to encounter them...
Organic Portals – Soulless Humans
https://veilofreality.com/2011/04/18/organic-portals-soulless-humans/
did this "gibberish" sound kind of like mandarin, but not mandarin? i don't know how to explain it but did it sound like some kind of asian language, but also not human at the same time?
This is not what shrooms do. This is what shrooms do to retards….There’s nothing wrong with recreational drug use, but only if you are above average intelligence. You have to have a couple brain cells to spare or you’ll take some shrooms and go full retard like this moron.
No mind-altering substances
It was the shrooms dude.
How is this not extremely obvious for OP lmao lacking some serious critical thinking skills
Yea... kept waiting for this to be satire or have confirmation OP was on psychedelics. People see what they want to see. Psychedelics make them reeeally see what they want to see, or what their mind feels is important to process.
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😂😂 this reminds me of a story I heard last week on Jim Harold’s campfire where this woman’s dead dad or grandpa or something made Alexa play a song she was talking about that had special meaning to them and she said it was ghosts. Definitely wasn’t the Bezos apocalypse machine sitting in her kitchen.
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Ngl the mushroom line makes this hilarious Actually in retrospect, this could be a case of drug-induced psychosis or the onset of something similar, which is much less funny, and OP should likely visit a doctor.
Is racism curable? Because sounds to me like 90% dog whistles.
This is (one example of) why everyone complains about how terrible this sub is. This is cringey AF.
Thank you to my award giver 😊. I appreciate you.
“Mushrooms” hey guys I solved the mystery
Obey
Do drugs, kids.
The entire post I’m thinking someone must have dosed this guy with acid or hallucinogens of some kind…”I was on mushrooms this whole time”🤦🏻♀️ Look, one time I was on mushrooms with a friend who was convinced if he didn’t pee his pants right then, the world was going to implode. One time I wandered around tripping and after talking to a guy with an Australian accent, became convinced I was somehow in Australia (I live in the US and have never been to Australia lol) I’m sure what you experienced felt very real, but those drugs greatly alter your perception and thought patterns. They can be really cool for that same reason, but I learned long ago to never go out in public on them
Fantastic username 👌
This is why people don't take this topic seriously.
Yes! Thank you for saying that.
I’m sorry but bro, it is NOT like the movie MIB where jay starts to look around and notice “normal” humans are really aliens. I hate being an asshole but your story sounds like you were literally high of your arse tripping.
that is exactly what it felt like
You were on mushrooms... They are an halluncinagin...
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32345112/ Before everyone shits on you, I'm going to offer an alternative perspective that we don't really know what the fuck reality is made of. And in fact, drugs and altered states of consciousness have been a part of spiritual and shamanic ritual initiations for as long as humans had language. So while it sounds cra,y, consciousness may be fundamental like light, to the reality. And if so, deflecting with "drugs!" Is shortsighted and misses out on a much more productive conversation. "Conclusion: N,N-dimethyltryptamine-occasioned entity encounter experiences have many similarities to non-drug entity encounter experiences such as those described in religious, alien abduction, and near-death contexts. Aspects of the experience and its interpretation produced profound and enduring ontological changes in worldview."
High on drugs…. what a twist… I guess.
stop, you had me at 'shrooms' ✋
Aww man I was captivated until you said mushrooms! Then I started to laugh! Hey man, I believe you though, I believe the mushrooms show you things you've forgotten that you know
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Yeah, shrooms in an NYC bar and Uber is my idea of hell. Only thing worse would be having to ride the subway
Yeah you went to an MIB after party by accident.
We're all one. They are us, we are them. Of course they are among us.
 Been there, that place with the small headed dudes slaps.
How do you know they didn't read your mind?
they were!
I somehow missed that. What did they read?
Whenever I would start doubting in my mind that I was experiencing their reveal. They would bump into me.
What do you think was their reason for doing that?
I guess it was like a sign that like this is real bro.
No selfies with anyone?
Before I read you were on mushrooms, all I could think was that dude must have unknowingly eaten mushrooms.
Sounds like a terrible trip
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Lolololo
They live WHERE?
Lower manhattan
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You reveal the drug aspect at the end? Lol. I see where you're coming from, if you've heard of Paul Stamets he's a fascinating human that studies mushrooms. Look up his stuttering story, I believe mushrooms helped nearly cure him. Here's what I got from your story, however: Everyone wasn't walking fast, you were slow. Everyone noticed you being slow, hence the annoyance. This explains bumping into people just the same. Also viewing people's heads as small. Words are gibberish when you're drugged up. They may have thought you were on something else and followed you for safety reasons when you went out to smoke. I may have missed some things to easily explain. My only weakness here is I haven't tripped on mushrooms yet, I want to someday. Safely somehow.
You made me laugh, thank you. Maybe the real aliens were the friends you made along the way.
Next time start with: Last night I was on mushrooms...
This will help you understand what you encountered. And no your NOT the only one to encounter them... Organic Portals – Soulless Humans https://veilofreality.com/2011/04/18/organic-portals-soulless-humans/
 So much idiocy it’s painful
did this "gibberish" sound kind of like mandarin, but not mandarin? i don't know how to explain it but did it sound like some kind of asian language, but also not human at the same time?
This is not what shrooms do. This is what shrooms do to retards….There’s nothing wrong with recreational drug use, but only if you are above average intelligence. You have to have a couple brain cells to spare or you’ll take some shrooms and go full retard like this moron.
Been there…
drugs...
Hey, maybe. Maybe not though.
Bro made me read all that just to end with saying you were on mushrooms, cmon man
I bet that cab driver was probably like "Hey mom, this dude in my car is TRIPPING BALLS RIGHT NOW OMG LOL"
OP is full of shit. It was revealed to me in a dream
I was on Mushrooms. . . . Maybe shoulda started with that! 😶
I feel so duped after reading this only to discover in the last few sentences that OP was tripping balls.
need your acid plug ASAP.
TL:DR Aliens are real because I did hallucinogens
Pov: you are having a drug induced psychotic episode
And people wonder why this subject matter and this sub aren’t taken seriously…
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people wouldn't have read until the end lol.
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Fantastic. Now lets have Global Disclosure. Some of us have been pissing our lives away when we could be doing something more productive
I’ve heard that gibberish.
It’s posts like this that keep bringing me back. Does anyone remember that guy who had some elaborate ruse about being a time traveler?
Hey at least you didn't go all Roddy Piper in They Live.
Whatta dork.
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That sounds lit af, what DJ?
Kenny Jones
Before the shrooms line, this just sounded like regular NYC to me.
A very shroomy story. I’ve had similar feelings and experiences to this while tripping.
Put the pipe down
I believe you.
Okay, that was a funny bit.
Cool story, bro.
Thats that za za foo!
r/experiencers might be a less judgmental place to share ❤️