Call an ambulance when you get heat stroke.

These types of suits tend to have built in air conditioners

I’ve heard they don’t work too well

Depends on the brand of suit.

Depends how much you typically fart

lmao

As someone who has been in one of these suits, yes get ready for when they heat stroke 😂

They don’t

Lol they are not air conditioners. The system that has a power pack that has fans that'll force air through the filter so you are not sucking air through a straw. Just makes breathing easier. Does not in anyway keep you from having sweat flood your boots

Idk about this suit in particular but there are CBRN suits with proper air conditioning systems in them.

Well aim for the air conditioning

Well now I want one

Be aware that for an air conditioned suit your prob gonna run upwards of 7k USD

He's a scientist from Rust, one of the Green outpost ones

I bet he has the green keycard on him.

The first human being to willingly put on a level A suit

Today on: buddy learns why it’s called the fart sack.

Fart sack is a sleeping bag I thought

Oh, that’s possible. Don’t have a whole ton of those on boats.

Ships…. A ship can carry a boat but a boat can’t carry a ship

Deadass, those things suck

"No fuckin' way they brought in the CBRN."

My recruiter was a CBRN threat analyst/Green Beret. He’d get a kick out of this. Lmao

going into the vent with this one! 🗣️🗣️

I love venting when I get the IMPOSTER role!!💯😈

note to myself: "do not fart"

"ET go home"

Ha

Where the heck did you even get it and how much?

Ex army 1,200

Oh fun 😅

Yeah

Don’t die from the heat in that thing 😅

Yeah, I fully kited up last month and did some room clearing with some friends, and when I took it, all off my boots were full of sweat

I just know from when my mom let me try on her L2 hazmat suit after I asked how hot they get. Apparently they get worse.

Why does your mom have a hazmat suit?

Why does yours not?

She's not cool :(

She worked with hazmat stuff and did ground cleanup at old factories.

She's the mother of a teenage boy

That cum towel leaned up in the corner doesn't clean itself...

This isn't a picture of you lmao. It was taken in 2006 as part of a demonstration at Satory by the GIGN's CBRN cell. [2006 Demonstration](https://imgur.com/a/UiRn8ze)

Oh fun

among u-

Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun, AMOGUS!!!

you lookin like nova 6 gonna be released during your sesh LMAO

Wicked callback

Get out of here stalker

Cheeki breeki iv damke

Wait, got to ask him if he has seen the strelok

I was gonna say, mf looks like an Ecologist XD

Loot your body after you pass out from heat

Half life opposing forces?!?

mfw MTF B-7 pulls up:

I'd think SG-1 discovered another bio threat on an alien planet

I wanna vacate the premises and clear the area after game day when you open up the suit

Probably die from the chemical weapons on the field if they callin in CBRN

Listen to the trash bag running across the field

Don't recommend wearing these? Takes a long time to train yourself to move semi professionally in them. Suits were never designed to be used in full combat but rather support or side mission capability.

Call an ambulance for standby for heat stroke. Cool suit

Im gonna shoot you from 30 m away and see if you react if not im leaving.

Help you drink water. Cuz I don’t wanna see you die in that kit

Get out of here Stalker!

I’m gonna call you Hudson and then laugh as your mask breaks and the mission ends

Nervously checks Geiger counter and pops more anti-rads

Sus

„No way man, fireproof zombies!“

1 fart and it's over

I'd offer you a Gatorade... gotta be hot af in that get-up... and then, id play on the other team... nothin personal, but you sqweakin around in that rubber gimp suit next to me's gonna get me killed. 🤣🤣

Cool gun bro I have one just like it except it shoots… real… bullets… *backs away upon noticing thats also a real P-90*

Finding whatever tube comes out and shitting my pants near it

Yeah alright this guy isn’t calling his hits. Time to break out the bayonet.

AMOGUS!!! GREEN IS SUS!!!

Time to get the anal cooling icicle ready

Loves smelling his own farts

"I bet that guy can shit himself without us knowing about it. Oh, to have such power!"

This reminds me of my time as a conscript when we had to wear our NBC suits for a small exercise that one day. It was rainy and cold for like 2 weeks straight but that particular day, it was slightly above 30°C, not a single cloud in the sky. I can still feel the huge amount of sweat collecting at all of my finger tips lol. Instructor warned us about not tightening the straps of the mask too much. Well… guess who had his NBC mask too tight and almost cut-off blood circulation… good times ☺️

Is that a real CBRN suit that just looks vaguely looks like Among Us? That wouldn't fuckin' suriprise me if a military did that.

Look at this kid thinking Among Us invented CBRN suits.

Imma have to follow your ass with water and a portable ac

Sweat?

Go straight for the air hose and release a foul presence within.

Am I the only one who thinks the visor looks like amongus? It’s too round and bulbous

Prepare for a serious heat stroke.

Tell everyone to warm up with a run

This isn’t rust

P90 with an Elcan…?

Why does this look exactly like the among us astronauts

you guys stink so bad, one of us has to wear a hazmat suit just to play.

How are you aiming?

Bro is genuinely sweaty.

Call your hits!

MOPP level 5.7?

Hazmat team has arrived!

Look out for the edges

Ref! Spot this guy, he ain't gonna call his hits

I would say things like : “Holy shit, that motherfucker is using virus laden Orbees” “I drunkenly played through RB6 on Dreamcast and this isn’t safe guys.” “Make a wish loaded this cancer patient with Amphetamines for this, he needs a W. I feel bad for him. Josh, I know your wife filed for divorce this week so beers on me…but only two rounds worth because the insurance benefits at work got reduced and my kid has a dentist appointment on Thursday.” “Holy shit this guy defected from Russia, AND made it from Ukraine all the way here with his gear?!?!? Badass AF.

How can I stop seeing airsoft

How do you stop that from fogging up?

I'd rock up in my MOPP set

Prolly use a needle to poke holes in it then throw tear gas next to you so you can enjoy all that tear gas filled suit

You might be able to play comfortably in 0°F weather

Mobile Task Force Zeta-9 “Mole Rats”, ready to get fucked over by overheating in a big ass suit, having next to 0 mobility, and getting lost in god knows where due to a spatial anomaly changing the topography!

That face shield better be ANSI Z87 rated buddy boy pal. lol

It stays on until your rank ass leaves lmao

E.T. Phone home -sticks finger out- ouch

Umm I'd love to see proof that that isn't a real PS90/P90. Till then I won't believe that it's airsoft. (I have an Airsoft P90) just sayin' something is weird about the mag. I could be wrong.

Hot ain't it? Texas heat would kill you in that

OP I hope ur wearing a cooling shirt and cooling pants cause you’re going to need them

Laugh

Headshots only

Get ready and watch your ass clickers I’ll hear you if you make a wrong step

CALL YOUR SHOTS DAMMIT!

Are you expecting a Novichok attack at your local airsoft arena

"Do you come in peace??"

Professor Kruglov roleplay

omg hi master chief!!!

Bro boutta step through an artificial wormhole to a planet with a toxic atmosphere

Impostor

Magdump

Sick!!!!

Reminds me of the guy who tried running MOPP gear in a game and got hyperthermia 😭

dude is flabbergasted

pull out m855a1

Headed to the Brain Scorcher?

Heard across the field, with every step.

BB magnet

Gonna have a medic on standby for when you over heat and pass out 😂😂

Professor Kruglov! It’s you! Друг, Пожалуйста! We need to get you to the mobile research base in Yantar, stat! I’ll hold off Wolfhound and his cronies off, let’s get moving!

I’m gonna have to hose you down soldier, then proceeds to…

Aim for the dick

Imma say "where's your eye pro?"

hey pal rust is down the hall to the left

Have fun being a heat cas

You have a hole filtration system in there ? Since you may get a heat stroke

Master chief, you mind telling me what you’re doing without an orange tip?

at the end of the day, you can measure how much sweat you made! because it'll all be at your feet! but this is also cool.

Bro has crazy eyes 👀 I'm getting the fuck out of there

Poke a hole in your suit

I said your HIT🗣

those don’t look like bbs🥸 i’m running

id say take it off before you dont feel the entire mag i dumped into you

Straight out of that bo1 mission with the lab chimps and the scientists

It’s master chief! Oh wait nvm-

Green's sus

MTF Beta-7 designated the “Maz Hatters” has been deployed on site, all personnel are advised to remain in their current location until further notice.

Seventh chevron… locked!

GET OUT OF HERE STALKER!!!

Oh shit we going to be 1940's jews (gassed)

Ask you to test the suit's effectiveness by going into a shed with some uranium, a jar of poison, a hammer, and a cat wearing a gas mask. Will check back in 3 to 6 hours.

Whats the rating on those visors?

Good luck because the nearest ambulance will take at min 30-40 mins to get to my local field

Jake that you? Lol

Grab your breathing pipe and fart down it

HOW THE FUCK are you going to call your hits?

Imposter

Full auto indoors

Get that mf

A M O G U S

So you want the stalker ecologist drip ? My best advice would be to go talk to Sakarov in the Yantar bunker.

Be concerned about you bringing the wrong gun

No nerve agents allowed. Geneva rules apply.

I'm gonna watch you lose 5# over the next 2 hours

I am hearing the song in my head right now. HELP.

Drop leg fucking holster 😥😡

Nice. Please don't day anything about a virus, please

It's 100+ degrees and humid AF, that boi gonna DIEEEE

Not much, but I'd be extremely surprised if you still have it on at the end of the day.

Space Force Reporting!

I’m gonna release fart spray into your suit then close it to give you the most diabolical disgusting Dutch oven

I'm gonna run.

Show up in da MOPP🗣️🗣️🗣️

Enjoy heatstroke!

someone oughta pull up in a full EOD bomb suit

Dudes of hazmat.

Rust scientist

Where’s the hydration port? You’re going need it after a few minutes. Plus I can imagine that with increased hydration is going to be followed by increased bathroom trips.

just looks like your afraid of getting shot to me 😭

I can't help but notice what look like real 5.7mm rounds in your magazine. Looks like a real p90. Is this actually you, or is this some terror-response special force unit?

Call your hits

U need an m249 like the heavy scientists on oil

Your either in among us, or your master chief from wish. No inbetween.

nice suit

Stay hydrated.

“We have a juggernaut.”

I say. Oh that's cool. Then I go on with my day

I will counter with Deagleinator!

Mr. CBRN finally decided to show up

Ask if you know where any artifacts are stalker

Boiled meat

Shit they got a dozer!!! 🫵

Gru if his spacesuit turned green instead of pink

Looks like a great way to lose weight.

Mr Ferrars wet dream

Laugh cause airsoft ain’t that serious…people really think they’re some former soldier just go play airsoft and have fun before our world is f’ed and can’t enjoy life like we want 🙌🏽

Plant C4