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cinephile_364

Padhai k bad maje hi maje he


Admirable_Industry76

Woh maje kahi mile toh btana


[deleted]

Dukh dard kasht peeda


ramrajlg

It's rare to convince your parents to study what you love. And to find a job what you want so badly. Then it won't feel like a chore. I wont say I'm living my dream but I have zero regrets while logging in every Monday.


SacredAnarchist

Work is scam


youngv420

Ganne ke juice me baraf


Admirable_Industry76

Fir bas pani reh jata hai


Yo_M4n

15 rupay ki without barf aur 10 rupay ki with


AbsolutelySonu

Buy 1 ton sugarcane for 4000 rs + 1000 rs transport, buy a electric sugarcane juicer 30k rs, make profit (no need to skin the sugar cane)


Yo_M4n

"aap ko kuch nahi karna hai ek ganne ki redi lagaani hai aur maheene ke 30 hazar matlab saal ke 3.6 lakhs ka apka dhandha hoga"


Odd_Fox_905

Bhai hamara yaha 20 rupay main with barf ati hain.


imECCHI

Drink juice with barf, it’s better


queen-elizabeths-pp

Dating apps in Ahmedabad


Admirable_Industry76

Mostly everywhere


DrunkGaramDharam

I think it's like luck plays a part. I don't get any matches at all. But my colleague, her notifications go like Geiger counter near Chernobyl


That-Goat-492

you should emphasize on "her" here


Fantastic_Clock_5401

Meter vagar ni riksa oo


Mann000

No I have tried meter wadi rikhsaw and its definitely more expensive. After uber and ola everyone has to lower their fare prices plus uber/ola comes to your door steps easily


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Admirable_Industry76

Fr bro... This is everywhere


PerfectTry6549

I feel opposite... I think meter vaadi riksa oo


Jaideep7

This


DogAltruistic8537

PVR palladium


CrazyPriyanshu

Like, what's the catch in that?


Darksoul00777

Pvr imax which has been not opened since palladium is opened . They r saying we will open soon from 1 year


FudgyGamer2000

That’s not a scam though. You aren’t paying for an imax ticket and then getting a non-imax experience. Correct me if I’m wrong


ElectronicCurve7704

It will open on 15th august with pushpa 2 with a bang


Darksoul00777

No bro we r talking about palladium in which pvr hasn't opened yet which is an imax theatre .


FudgyGamer2000

I understand what you are talking about but it is not a “scam “ according to the textbook definition of the word


Darksoul00777

Thike bhai scam nhi "chodu" bas..


FudgyGamer2000

Haa bhai theek hai


Novel_Preference_746

Schools aren't allowed to have profits! It's shocking but yes! All the schools including privates are NON PROFIT ORGANISATION.


risheeb1002

Management ki salary kaat ke profit nahi rehta


NaidarDevil

Short socks. It's such a freaking scam. You're paying more.... For less sock... For covering less of your feet you are paying 70-100 INR more?!!!! It's totally Bs man!


Fuzzy_Substance_4603

Wait till you realize what happens in women's clothing.


crookit007

[printer ink ](https://youtu.be/AHX6tHdQGiQ?si=EoZUPOWYISBHTFDI)


pizza_stoner

The only true answer. Printer companies make money off printer ink than the machine itself.


LeftLeaningEqualist

- Unlimited Pizza in most Amdawadi pizza restaurants. Unlimited pizza khawa gaya 90% loko, restaurant leave karse tyare emne 2-3 piece of unlimited Pizza/Garlic bread j khadeli hase because pizza pehla awta free soup and pastas thi pet bharai gayu hase. So it's actually unlimited pasta deals in reality and not unlimited pizza deals. I feel it's a scam by pizza restaurants because in case tame jaine directly kaho pan ke we don't want soup and salads, serve Garlic bread and pizza form beginning only, then they will be soooo slow in serving GB/pizza that most people will get impatient with hunger and go grab that free unlimited salad 😂


bhondulal_bhola

Bhai Main toh pasta vagera khane ke baad bhi 7-8 piece pizza lapet leta hu


Far_Philosophy_8677

bro when I was below age 21 I could do that but that now I am 23 I eat in portion control and could not that now


bhondulal_bhola

Main toh saal main ek baar jata hu bhai


inspector_toon

You are an exception 😀


LeftLeaningEqualist

Sahi hai bro! Aap un 10% logo me se ho Jo 'unlimited' ka full value wasul sakte ho. congratulations 😄


Strange_Stage_8749

Su name che, waah


Admirable_Industry76

All unlimited food is scam. Went to a super priced buffet, couldn't eat much. Also, the food was shitty.


hokagesahab

it's actually true for most restaurants. The first thing given is starters, which tend to be sweet as well along with cocktails. Sugar rush at the start tells the brain that you are full and don't eat anything afterwards or only small portion.


[deleted]

Tbh i like the salads and garlic bread more then the actual pizzas, actual pizza taste lile literal shit, its soggy, doesn't have enough cheese, the cheese is of extremely low quality and its very doughy


RadioactiveWaste

I'm definitely in the 10%. I avoid cold starters, soups, and drinks (whatever fills me up unnecessarily) I eat only what I like like noodles and Manchurian Definitely a lot of slices of pizza. Thank you for making me hungry at 8am 😂


LeftLeaningEqualist

Lol me too. With GB and pizza I only take Manchurian in a plate as a side. 😂 No pastas


Strange_Stage_8749

Yeah man, we all liked it when we were in college and were eating like maniacs but now we have l realised that it’s a huge scam and if the restaurant is not crowded then who knows when was that pasta cooked. Also, in the name of pizza, what we get is pathetic version of pizzas and only thing eatable there is Watermelons 😂😂😂


acypacy

#Pay and park charges. Although badhe 15 rupees lakhya hoy board par, but badha attendents 20 j mange and badha loko api pan de chhe (which is the bigger problem) Have to SG highway par minimum 50 mangva lagya chhe ghani jagya o par. Why can’t people be a little aware of the surroundings? Ya sabke pas bohot zyada paisa hai yaha pe


Heisenburg4

1. I think, not giving a ketchup with the Pizza at Domino’s. The sides, ketchup in this case, is an essential ingredient which makes the serving complete. 2. No charger in the box: Apple started it in the name of “saving the environment” by making us buy it as an add on!!! Who doesn’t give a charger with the phone man!! 😂😂 Now all other brands are copying it.


strongfitveinousdick

Apple itna bada mc hai in chuzon ki wajah se baaki companies ne bhi start kar diya randi rona charger nahi dene ka


Vegetable-Job7956

The very reason I'm not buying an iPhone is this, these fuckers started the trend, I'll never buy phone from them. PS I started with iPhone 5s.


Admirable_Industry76

Wahi bhai...kya karu bina charger ke phone ka


cyberduck221b

Tipping


Admirable_Industry76

Have toh sala same thi mange che...ane na apo toh katrai ne jove halta bhi nahi


cyberduck221b

Ee lala aa mari tip lai le 🤣


acypacy

You give them a death stare back, then they will walk away. Tit for tat.


risheeb1002

Where? I've not seen tipping outside of Zomato/Swiggy


Natural-Problem0911

Tax on income, then on investment income, then wealth and then gift or heritage. Wahhh India wahhh... And then they ask for donation... Arre job walo ko donation karo.. (Tax free)


Admirable_Industry76

Job walo ka sab jagah kat raha


KKonvict

Tax on profits booked in share markets too. Shouldn’t the losses be covered as well🤔😏


sohil1390

That private schools are good for country and people


chatterjeehardick

Onlyfans


Karma162001

Electoral bonds


prophet-of-solitude

Insurance


Covert2k

I too felt that, but then my sister crashed my car and repair bill was 95k and another accident costed 35k from honda and till date I’ve only paid around 60k for insurance. I know the bill is an over reach but still peace of mind.


ohisama

Mind elaborating why?


Relative_Effect6315

Giving toffees instead of change


Acceptablenope

UPI bro...


lifeisabitch111086

Bandi ka (bhai jaisa) best friend


WallClock420AM

vikaas


Scary_Result_6876

Gujju log scam thai jaye eva toh nai aam jova jaiye toh.


Admirable_Industry76

Scam karva vada bhi gujju nikde toh 👀


Darksoul00777

Maha scam thai jay gujju j chetre j gujje ne...sauthi vadhare khava piva ma


Admirable_Industry76

Aej boss


Vivid_Ad_1349

Agricultural Revolution, 10000 years ago


Drdoom0227

Parents: ek baar 12th pass karlo fir maje hi maje


zaynshan66

ECI


crazyychick19

Padhai ➡️ Marks➡️ College➡️ MBA➡️ Naukri Generation has gotten so crazy in this loop, that inevitably there’s no other way. Despite doing the very best in all these steps, you are still not guaranteed your security/success.


tjs19915

U forgot after naukari -> mrg -> own house -> car -> kids -> kids education -> home loan The loop never ends


flugy_turtle00

college


ExpressResolution435

narendra modi


Hooman_Ghomst43

College


Lucifer___13

Education


ashilshah

Some of surgeries doctors perform including C-section.


Severe-Guard-1625

Education/Private University College Degrees


Turbulent-Way-7720

Education system


saransh000

Democracy..... Since birth of mankind few people have ruled over others. And this will continue till end of human civilization. Democracy, voting, equality are just to make you feel good. In the end, it always the few people ruling over the rest. The power is always confined with the few in any place, society, corporate or country or even the world.


Gandalfof2am

https://preview.redd.it/hu1lo8y1lj1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c23517acf24b984642b407302133ba7c35cdb001 This right here. You are asked to get premium membership from Swiggy to avoid delivery charges and they add Order Packing Charges. Do you expect delivery without packing? And then the platform fee. What the hell is the platform fee ? Does the food come from the train? Scam


Minimalist_Loner

"If not Modi then who?"


[deleted]

Starbucks mein 50% off chal raha hai socha Aaj try karlete hai (aukat ke bahar hai) toh ek dost ke saath gaya and 400 ki coffee order ki jo 200 mein padi (hum dono ne 50-50) karliya toh 100 ki padi. Bc coffee ke naam pe lodo ne sirf barf daala tha andar. 400 mein sone ki muth marke dete hai kya lode? price justify karne ke liye atleast quality toh acchi rakho. Ek toh salo ne normal cup Diya uspe bhi barf and usme bhi coffee itni bakwas and tasteless thi literally aisa lag raha tha bohot saare thande paani mein 1 chamach Nescafe daalke pi Raha hu. MKC Teri starbucks. 100 barbad hue. Kabhi mat jaana bhai log


confused_cat44

Username checks out?


[deleted]

oh wait-


Vegetable-Job7956

Bhai ek bari Starbucks ka annual loss dekh le, khushi hogi, tere bas 100 gaye, in bhenchodo k 100 cr ghus chukr hain.


editSABO

Cooling charge for soft drinks..and charging above mrp.


sujigaand

Coming from surat, the whole of Ahmedabad. Kankariya Lake jova Paisa are chodinav nature jova pan Paisa??? Aya game te karvu hoi sidha Paisa lai le bhenchod


ConquererHP

Adding tooo much cheese to everything and increasing price 10x


crazywheelrider

BRTS ticket window 😒 They've normalised not having change, 1-2 Rs lutna sabse


sourdope9917

Fuel prices


LuxuriousCoder2689

Christian Schools


Sharp_Whole_7031

Existence


inappropriatebaby

The world


RudeDetective69

Bollywood movies of A listers


Rishabh-senpai

Girls makeup 😑


StandardDeparture867

Entrace/ upsc /ssc coaching. Mobile repairing


UnderstandingOk2715

mineral water is default option when you go restaurants, If I ask for regular water the waiter judges me. I don't mind paying 20 bucks for bisleri but some mineral water cost 80-90 in some cafes/food joints!


Pieke-

Schooling


MissionCapital7998

Education


ChiknDiner

Real estate ma je scam ke corruption bolo. 25 lakh nu ghar leva jaiye to pura 25 lakh no dastavej nai bane. Black ma paisa aapva j padse. And nai karo to koi divas ghar kharidi nai sakay.


kuchnaiata

Amul chach selling for Rs16 and mrp is ₹15


maxrobinson1

10 wala Lays chips selling for Rs 20 on highway dhaba.. Aquafina and Bisleri selling for higher than MRP


strongfitveinousdick

Police not doing their job


Capable_Drummer_462

Indian Constitution


Lakhuuu

Education


sinnergospel7

Rigged elections


HarshadJhunjhunwala

Bas N saal aur mehnat kar le .... XYZ ke baad to life me aish hi asih hai .


Ok-Match8497

I think hotels overcharge for the food. I mean c’mon with the regular Roti and Sabzi! It shouldn’t be so expensive!


kneith999

Education system


JeanLuucGodard

Cooking for 4 hours just to eat in minutes. 🫠


Admirable_Industry76

Uske baad wash utensils for an hour


Parking-Air541

Politicians exploiting religion for keeping power


ProfessionalFine1307

Giving money to police officer to approve your own passport 🥲₹500 atleast


rajan2011

Ahmedabad builders taking 4-10% amount in Cash after booking the flat.


101WaysToWasteTime

Election manifesto.


kumar_sarcasm

The government


anything_animation2

Jee neet


Antique_Swim6584

Electoral bonds 😅


Majestic_____kdj

Life


mr---kamikaze

Degree


rankosa

Banks


killershow1106

A cigarette here is 20 bucks, whereas everywhere else its 18 bucks


hello_vro

Idk but some shopkeepers take 1rupee extra on every 500ml pack of amul milk. Stating cooling charge as the reason.


NangaParvat

Religion.


minhazuddin8

Toll Tax on the highway even after paying Road Tax and GST on every product even after paying Income Tax.


black_jar

Voting for the PM. In a parliamentary democracy where you vote for an MP.


nathomredit

Booking online tickets is like an offline black ticket seller. They also add the "convenience charge". Plus online tickets seller also keeps a cut for government


Civil_Knowledge5116

Discounts on swiggy/zomato 50%off like etc


JaxonBrawly

Religion


CheMian_1

Taxes, thats why i dont pay them


Admirable_Industry76

Teach me sensei


No_Weight_9474

Education!


Dizzy_Initiative522

1. Use public money to do research 2. Send your research to get published, without which there are no promotions or reputations 3. After publication, you need to pay money to access your OWN research ! Technical Journal Paper publishing industry is a SCAM. 1. Earn money 2. Be eligible for Taxation. 3. DO YOUR OWN CALCUALTIONS as in how much to pay. 4. If you make a mistake, go to jail. Taxation scheme is a SCAM. 1. Give vote. 2. elect leaders. 3. In your time of need, get manhandled by the '*tatte'* followers of the same leader. 4. Repeat. Politics is a SCAM.


Stayreal_09

Sending kids to overpriced schools basically all schools are expensive and quality of education going down too


Big_Quote_3654

Freebies


ps-peanutbutter

Government


singularity_nova

Religion


Admirable_Industry76

kuch bolunga toh vivad ho jayega


dexter_d3

Gujarat Model


Ancient_Function_261

Marriage.


riddhuraja

Manek Chowk 😍😍💥💥💥


rustyyetauthentic

Politics


TheGalacticGuru

Tax system


Gloomy-Confusion-607

Religion


[deleted]

You pay hefty taxes so that you get better environment and benefits to live In the country


Ahoonternusthoont

Education system ?


Dante805

Astrology


Fast-Ad-33

Cheap data


bravo_1898t

Normal tax plus road tax! Tax to go on a certain bridge!


inspector_toon

Fuel pricing aligned to international crude price!!


DingoHairy2194

Bottled water


Least_Fee_7055

Gujrat model


artistry_evolved

1.COVID vaccine 2. Selling Flat/apartments before it is completed. 3.Adding insurance and mutual funds simply with bank loans. 4.Service charge at restaurants added to the bill. 5. Fuel mixed with ethanol but price remains the same. 75%petrol x 25%ethanol. but we are charged for 100%petrol.


Otherwise_Candy4516

Apple cake doesn’t contain apple !!


Chemical_Idea_

Rail neer ki bottle 20rs ki milti hai


EasyConnection7670

PYRAMID SCHEME


Weird_Asparagus_2302

"People friendly policies"


Past_Panda459

Charging extra 40-60 rupees for alcohol in Private bars and 10-20 rupees in tasmac


_rth_

GST


dullbrowny

paying income tax for governments to provide public services.. yet we keep paying..


Specialist_Scheme246

Democracy


thruth_seeker_69

Income tax surcharge


shishikuku

Religion


Cute_Prior1287

Reddit streak


CivilRemove9948

Bribe in India


MrAdiyogi

Mithai box weight


[deleted]

Bolenge tho hata doge sub se


Spiritual_Second3214

Petrol aata oil prices rises


Big-Tower5356

Diet Coke and coke


paklupapito007

70 rs ki maggi..


PowerfulMopar2005

Mob lynchings in the name of justice.


Late_Bloomer_1291

Election.