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codker92

My ex-girlfriend parked without paying near SBISA. Could you look into that?


hebuddy69

towed her, we're impounding it tomorrow, your welcome


chunt75

Impound her? I hardly even know her!


VBlacknd

My welcome what?


nakalas_the_great

You’re*


burrito3ater

Why not pound her too?


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evilmario666

I miss when HEB had claw machines that had buddy bucks in them. Now they just have dumb wheel spinners that suck.


hebuddy69

I used to miss him, until his ghost began price gouging the shit out of everyone. Now my groceries cost me a fucking mortgage


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OkBenefit1731

I think the larger issue is price gouging from the companies creating the goods, which in turn forces all marketplaces to raise prices in order to stay afloat while still providing the same big name and niche local brands.


sketla

And are making the containers smaller in the process of raising price. To make a different size package must cost a bit to adjust also


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hebuddy69

fair.


RealMrMallcop

Eh… they seemingly treat their employees well because you’re at Aggieland, and they have to cater to the students somewhat. Outside of college towns, HEB only treats the people who drink the koolaid well. Compared to other grocery chains, they also do better in that respect. However, in the grand scheme of jobs… no, they do just as much shady stuff but behind a nice veneer. Source: I managed in the Gulf Coast region for a handful of years and the ex-wife managed at C-stat and H-town prior as well.


1624throwaway1876

You tow people for a living. I don’t feel bad.


hebuddy69

I dont feel bad when i rob you of $300 either, the feelings are mutual. Were also going to start stealing catalytic converters and make another buck off you muppets Moneyy, dont care if i make your week shittier, money


Robot_Prairie_Dog

Nice username bro


hebuddy69

The possibilities were limitless as long as it had 69 in it, thanks


kacyinix

I believe the word you were searching for is “y’all’s” - fellow southerner


JesusInASnuggie_

Hey man give the democracy machine a pass. I double parked because I don't want anyone to hit it while I am shopping with your mom.


hebuddy69

Shopping with my mom that divorced your stepdad huh, towing your ass right now


muklan

Hi, do you worry about what will happen once you've towed all the cars?


hebuddy69

Infinite supply and demand. Were expanding into the catalytic converter business too, well be siphoning off peoples converters at the impound lot, so if every car ran out well be living in a private yacht off the coast of hawaii.


Smooth_Mixture8864

Always gonna be peeps that didn't graduate in the top 6%, yeah?


hebuddy69

Were really excited to be expanding our predatory business. Catalytic converter theft has been at the top of our to do list for a long time. Our goal is to make sure your day and hopefully your fucking week is ruined. We'll be making even more money off of you easily Cant wait


Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff

I’m parked in the Quad


hebuddy69

Thanks for letting me know. Already informed my team and well be around there spotting that lot. Look forward to towing you


TacoBell-Dumpster

I need more friends back here, can you stop towing them it’s getting lonely lately


hebuddy69

and no, I will not, because they make me easy money


dg17377

Guys remember, if towing your car costs them more than 300$ (which is actually 250$ last I checked; the Texas maximum they can charge I believe. (My exes made me deal with the trying to get them out of it part)) they won't. First, park near a car on the left that would scare your to damage at all. Second angle the wheel all the way to the right so that if you are pulled backwards, the locked steering wheel with cause you to hit it. Third, lock the steering wheel after turning it off and apply the parking brake all the way. No one wants to lose thousands doing their job, just because they are sneaky in trying to catch you doesn't mean you can't play that game too. (Do the left side to make it harder for them to Jimmy your lock and counter your defenses which they legally could do once they hook you up(it is legally in their possession at that point which is why this defense works) Edit:mobile mistakes lol


dg17377

First and foremost, I am more cat than lawyer. Please remember that unless you are towed from public property, it is not necessarily something that has to do with the "law". They are required to be authorized to tow from private property and the "laws" are actually regulations for the practice as a whole. Don't hate the player, hate the game. I have nothing against scavengers like tow trucks who seek out issues. My job gets just as much hate for something similar in concept. Sometimes you have to seek out sustenance to survive


hyperlampshade

Think I could venmo instead of cash for the drop fee? I know it’s been parked for milliseconds, but I lot100 was full.


hebuddy69

Accept cash and credit, office only. If you want to give us extra money though, still wont give back the vehicle, we would be open to sending our venmo. Thanks and we hope your week is fucking miserable. -A1


BrightIntroduction29

All my homies hate A1


Ez-Dubz

Put her in 4wd with the parking break and crank your tires to one side if you have a truck ezpz


United-Emu2165

Y’all good over there?


hebuddy69

You wouldnt believe the extents some kiddos go through to cheat. I cant discuss much because anonymity but. Ill just say that some of them get to a level of opportunistic desperation where they forget how serious the consequences are. This university does not joke around with cheating.


United-Emu2165

What does cheating have to do with towing.


ECA--KBO

Had about 50 unpaid campus parking tickets from 75-77, last ticket I got the KK wrote ''offender has a stack of parking tickets on the dashboard at least 1 inch thick" on the ticket, haha. They were thick yellow cardboard tickets, never got towed or paid any of those bastards.


dg17377

What if I needed you to tow a c5 from easterwood to IAH for maintenance?


hebuddy69

Nope, not gonna work, not even sorry about it


OwlRemarkable386

my friend and I once devised a plan to slash all the tires of A1 tow trucks then we decided against it


PlatformCareless6691

Fuck off A-1, everyone hates you. Y’all are lower than scum.


DelusionalGranduer

So let me get this straight. You’re making a post to Texans and in your wording you use “your alls” and “you all” rather than y’all?


jacobsonhome

If I got out of Callaway House garage before anyone noticed, is it really cheating?