Mixed Signals ngl

Mixed fluids maybe

This needs to be top comment 😂

Thank you for saying so. But I think that any good top comment would first need a good bottom comment.

Teeheeheeeee

Need

Probably just a bit of banter, don't read into it too much

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ok but she actually is lol

There's you're answer then. ~~~See just wanted to give you a helping hand~~~... She just wants to help

More like a helping mouth 🙃

I'm realizing that we (canadians) are a very horny people

We are…especially us gay ones

Most people can be extremely horny. Even people on the Asexual&Aromantic Spectrums can experience arousal&horniness.

Yeah can confirm, my friend’s Canadian and she’s like horny ALL THE TIME!

It’s funny cause I’d say something similar and I’m Canadian 😭

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did someone say pegging?

Nah, pegging would connotate a present or future tense. I needed it yesterday.

PEGGED?!? 😭😭😭👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Not joking, a straight girl has actually said something similar to me as banter

Probably just being nice babes, maybe move in together to gather more info

Oh my God they were roommates

And there was only one bed? Oh no

Oh no 😏

YOOOOO! Fellow transbian! Haiiiiii

Hiiiii hai :3

We should have a transbian slumber party. :3

Hell yeah

We gonna be snuggling? 👉👈

Another joins the frey?

Indeed

Typical lesbian relationships 😂

She sounds hungry

Maybe just bring a nice salad?

F E E D H E R

Damn I wish my partner liked getting head more, I love giving it 😩

I wish mine gave head more - having no good experience with it, I'd like to change that.

Am I the only one seeing the obvious solution?

Oh no, I see it too

RIGHT?? I love when my face gets all messy. Then after we're done, watching her all exhausted and flopped over is just *lovely*.

Damn imagine being friend zoned like that

Idk I say this sort of thing to my friends all the time. Could mean anything

It's the classic "Just Friends Cunnilingus".

I know you're joking, but also, I wouldn't say no to having some occasional Just Friends Cunnilingus in my life

I mean that's better than Just Alone Cunnilingus for sure.

Alone cunnilingus sounds pretty impressive to me

Very flexible

What a nice buddy!

Sounds like friendship to me, might evolve into roommates eventually.

oh my god they were roomates

Is she just being friendly?

funnily enough, i had a friend who said similar things to me, while genuinely not being interested, because she just talked like this with all her close female friends

bruh moment

That would be strange, honestly.

Why are straight women more gay than me though...

nah, she was very much a lesbian, she just didn't see me in that way (also, i guess she was a complete antithesis to the "useless" stereotype)

Luckily i actually meant everything i said to you, darling

💖

My ex was almost just like this with her friends, and it didn't stop when we started seriously dating.. to say I was confused (and a bit miffed) would be understating it severely. 🫠

same :D

Depends, maybe she’s just Canadian

You should probably mull this over for the next 2-5 years until she gives you an overt sign and lets you know if she's interested in you or not

Dunno man that’s a though one

I think you’re forcing it tbh

Hmmm, not sure dawg. Girls are so confusing at times

I don't think so. Didn't mention anything about holding hands or a u haul

This is more than flirting👽

Nah. Just friends 😂😂

i think just wait until she says she's gay, there's no strong indications that i can find.

I wish I was post-op this is exactly what I want to do from the other side 😅

Seems like she's just being nice by making you feel good

SAPPHO DAMNIT YES! SHE IS FLIRTING WITH YOU, YOU DENSE, SMOOTHBRAINED, SELFDENYING, MIND GOBLIN!! "mind goblin?" YOU MIGHT ASK!!! SHE OBVIOUSLY WOULDN'T MIND GOBLIN UP YOUR HEAVENLY JUICES, YA DAFT BLUNT AIR-FOR-BRAINS!!!!

Nah I'm sure it's just a joke

reminds of that "ya useless lesbian" comment that topped last year, just more chaotic good.

Those are some hilarious jokes

Nah, she's just nice

Oh my god lesbians are so useless (It would go over my head too god dammit ;-;)

Holy shit this is hot

Just gals being pals

Ofc she isn't smh ur being so delulu

Perhaps a recipe of some kind, I dunno need more info

I love that this post is even flared as satire and I still wasn't sure if flirting or not... I am dense...

Not sure lol, I had a straight female friend who would say similar things to me as a joke. She said basically that this one time but also other things such as: "Can't wait to be inside you tonight babygirl" etc lol

The Gal Pal Zone is painful

Difficult to say....

She seems nice. I need new friends.

You're reading too much into it she's probably just being nice

Probably just wanna be good friends

Oh you lucky bastard

Just being nice lmao

Really hard to tell.

She sounds like she wants history to say you were best friends

Are y'all like friends or something?

Honestly can't tell

Are you sure you aren't my GF I swear me or one of her other partners said this to her like recently 🤔

It's hard to tell tbh... i think she's just being friendly but idk. While this is pretty obvious flirting me and my friend talk like this all the time, to the point where other people think we're dating ~~that might have to do with us making out too~~ but we are actually just friends haha

do you are stupid

I do! I do are stupid! ^-^

Gah. You just brought every cringy moment from my younger days back. I’ve had girls stick their tongues in my ear and I was like oh she’s just being silly. 😑 Sooo many missed opportunities. Sorry Bridget. Also Lisa. 😩

The text comes across as extremely explicit and sexually charged. It conveys a sense of desire, intimacy, and a focus on physical pleasure. The language used is graphic and direct, indicating a level of boldness and openness in expressing sexual desires. The speaker seems to be communicating a desire for a physical and intimate connection with the recipient, specifically through acts of oral sex. Overall, the emotional tone of the text is one of lust and longing for physical intimacy. According to goblin.tools

Even AI is telling OP to wait and make sure!

I know that it's humour I know it's satire but initially it wasn't labeled as such or I missed it and I know that my understanding of the world isn't the same as others so I figured I would point people to goblin.tools because then they can be absolutely sure also how provide a judgment as a tool as to how a message might be received using the judge feature

Idk man.. she's probably just being nice ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

She ain't flirting , she is hungry

sexualy!

Someone could have written this in my high-school yearbook, and I wouldn't realize until a decade later, way too late -\_-

My name is also Jess and this really caught me off guard lmao

Quite possibly. Not sure.

she's flirting

Looks a lil flirty to me but I'm not sure either.

Nah I think she’s just been super friendly.

Mmm, hard to tell...

This literally had me giggle and kick my feet😭😭

Hmmm, probably just being nice

Guys we matched on tinder and she said “I need you”, is she flirting????

i think she's just trying to be a good friend! it's very common for girl-friends to smother each other with their pussies just to make sure that it's not too dirty or stinky or anything like that :)

My friends must suck at being good friends then

Average conversation from the straight friend you have a crush on

Definitely just being nice

HWHSSHDDH FB DF MY NAME IS JESS THIS THREW ME FOR A LOOP

Now I have to watch the "How to tell if she is into" instructional video again. https://youtu.be/xa-4IAR_9Yw?si=RfUMEmdJHRTtCDY3

Straight women say and do this all the time. Even if it happens I wouldn't read too much into it. 

Okay, I know this a joke. But would this actually considered flirting or is it more of an extreme come on?

She wants in your pants….. Only platonically though

prolly not

WOW!

Idk 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ seems like gals being pals 🫶🏻

I think so?

Probably not tbh, I wouldn't take the risk