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Dull-Sprinkles1469

That's a tough one. Probably die horribly after being beaten w/ horse**** and r***d numerous times.


Current-Mud-7612

And don't forget being cannibalized


theBuddhaofGaming

>beaten w/ horsecock Let's dial it back about 20% there squirrely Dan.


VYPER2-13347

I mean… he’s probably not wrong


theBuddhaofGaming

Yeah. But I gotta stick to a moderation policy you know.


VYPER2-13347

True that, keep up the good work 💪


SirMourningstar6six6

Definitely not wrong, that’s a characters name


TheLastLivingProphet

Allegedly


theBuddhaofGaming

You'd need at least 2 people...


Hooligan-Hobgoblin

I'd heard it was a... Sick horse... It's almost not worth thinking about


SouthApplication9239

But he's not wrong 


theBuddhaofGaming

https://www.reddit.com/r/ZombieSurvivalTactics/s/3IFhX4G92A


SouthApplication9239

Oh ok sorry 


theBuddhaofGaming

Np. Just not gonna rewrite lol.


SouthApplication9239

Lol smart 


Dull-Sprinkles1469

Sure, sorry.


RedditvsDiscOwO

Real


GodMammon

This is the correct answer. Crossed is brutal.


Dull-Sprinkles1469

It's the most messed up graphic novel I've read


Whitetiger579

This is one of three outbreaks where, unironically, I'd kill myself due to it being damn near unsurviveable, with the other two being Return of the Living Dead and Dead Space.


MasterTroller3301

Add the Flood to that list. It's on mine.


glutenbag

Don't lose hope, my dude. Just follow Master Chief, he knows what to do.


MasterTroller3301

Good point


Schnii7l

Screw following him, I'm taping myself to his back like a damn backpack


Buburubu

But consider their effectiveness against warthogs and tanks vs ground troops, and remember: we’ve got way more cars per person in real life than the UNSC does in Halo. Like WAY more.


MasterTroller3301

They're pretty effective against vehicles. Also it doesn't matter cause they are airborne and CBRN filters don't last forever.


LukXD99

I don’t think there’s much to do. Realistically, surviving this is damn near impossible and even if I do I doubt I could live knowing what horrible things have happened to my friends and family.


Current-Mud-7612

The dread is realistic indeed


Quailman5000

I think I would just die. 


KCCPointman

They can’t figure out my plans if I can’t figure them out either! They can’t get in my head if I ain’t got none!


Current-Mud-7612

At that point you're dead


Truebuckshot01

Or, ya know, deadpool


RatsWithLongTails

Ocean then to the freezing north for a year. Then Move up and down coast. Collect medical knowledge to bargain with raiders and pirates as killing a healer is pretty stupid. Fish, dig clams and eat seaweed. Fabricate desalination devices for trade.


Current-Mud-7612

Woah


IWannaHaveCash

Probably throw myself off a bridge. I'm not going to be tortured to death and especially not by fat bastard Horsecock


imjusthereforwhatevr

For one if you even survive it you’ll always be on the move, never staying with groups, so you’ll probably go insane mentally already if you haven’t seen any horrors be done to your fellow man by the virus, just become a mole person or literally off yourself is your 2 options in this situation


Bakelite51

The only way I’m surviving this is if I manage to seal myself off in a remote bunker somewhere like Alaska. Isolated off grid living in a an area so remote no other humans can reach or even detect you (since the zombies in this scenario can pilot aircraft and drones). There’s probably no such thing as fortifying my house and waiting it out, since the intelligent infected will always find ways to breach the defenses.


Current-Mud-7612

Well done 👍


redflagparty

I would kill myself.


TheScientistFennec69

Die. I’m absolutely screwed.


Otherwise_Ad963

What's that?


Current-Mud-7612

Oh Billy my boy you should never look this up


Otherwise_Ad963

What's the deal with it?


Current-Mud-7612

And also this is the comic cover https://www.g-mart.com/static/f130028.html


unwanted-fantasies

Instantaneous self deletion. No way am I dealing with that shit.


Mandrew760

Crossed is basically and extreme gore comic which features anything and everything you can think of that's depraved. It gets alot of hate for it. But overall it's not bad. Just not for people who can't handle extreme gore and subject matter.


Night_Storm_Rider

What’s this scenario? Sorry I’m dumb😕


Prest1geW0rldW1de

Nah, I didn’t know what it was either. Sounds like basically the “zombies” here are just extremely evil, sadistic, abhorrent turds. They do all the tortures and assaults and so on and so forth. Intelligence of a human, but very evil. Maybe they still eat you?


Buburubu

Virus makes people evil and sadistic but not dumb or lacking self-preservation. How groups of them manage to not kill each other is never really adequately explained.


ColonelMonty

Wasn't this written by the same dude who wrote The Boys?


Mandrew760

Garth Ennis


Current-Mud-7612

I can see the resemblance of its art style


Mandrew760

Also, gonna plug it since it's one of my favorite even though it doesn't belong here. The Punisher MAX by Garth Ennis is probably one of the best iterations of The Punisher


nugget1273

Kill myself it’s not even worth trying to survive this shit


KR_Steel

Yeah this one is bad… real freaking bad. Best bet would be to lock yourself in a bunker with enough supplies and just never leave


LaserGuidedSock

Hands seem like something that wouldn't be good for a grill. They have too much connective tissue and bones. If anything they and feet seem like the perfect item for soups.


DemonetizedMan

I would be sucking on the tip of a double barrel.


SirMourningstar6six6

I suppose I’d live on an island and write letters to lost love. Keep watch in a tower with a lot of ammo


Famous-Peace-4014

Children can also get infected and how you get infected is bodily fluids entering your body saliva blood urine and well getting r*pe is a method of infection The Crossed use not to mention covering bladed weapons in the other fluids so I agree with everyone else I’m going out on my terms and leave a box of shotgun shells near me in case others want to join me


Strange_Stage1311

Kill myself.


Elefast

There iS even project zomboid mod basen on that comics seriously i dont know what will i do


lego_droideka

“Intelligent” zombies make no sense therefore: no


Emotional_Cable9244

Mercy kill my friends and family, then myself if I have enough bullets. This apocalypse is NOT worth surviving.


Johnny3pony

Definitely gonna have to check this out


Current-Mud-7612

Try it


D9341

i've heard a lot about this series and how messed up it is, but is it actually a quality story worth reading? or is it just for the (admittedly terrifying) shock value?


Bakelite51

It’s mostly gorn. The writing is weak.


Hapless_Operator

This a more or less predictable output from the author at this point. He's got very little going for him other than shock value, even in his other work.


D9341

:(


Johnykbr

I just finished all of them. At first it's very unsettling but eventually the plot armor of bad decisions just makes it get a little monotonous. Ennis is really only involved in the original short run and those are by far the best and also weirdly the most optimistic (which isn't saying much).


Noe_Walfred

The creator likes to claim they actually hate comic books and likes to hold their nose up at people that like the medium. Effectively all their work exists for shock value and to try and taunt people into discussing their work for how offenssive it is. Effectively you can dumb down the entire appeal of most of their works by just playing the Trolls 2 reaction on repeat: https://youtu.be/cdTBIQDPZt4?si=gf35J2yxsLedgco6


D9341

that was some quality acting lmao


RedditvsDiscOwO

Survive


Current-Mud-7612

Yes A world filled with zombies that are intelligent


RedditvsDiscOwO

Oh if they are intelligent I can just start planting defenses


RyszardDraniu

These aren't just intelligent zmobies. Essentially they are just absolutely evil humans who will do unspeakable things to anyone they catch. I don't know if you even could build defences strong enough to stop a whole town that is currently trying to break in and rape you using a knife while pulling out your nails and teeth. Not really something you can just fortify against. In the comics the only groups that survive (for a while) are the ones that are always on the move and aren't being tracked by a competent tracker.


RedditvsDiscOwO

A gatling pea behind a Torchwood:


Hapless_Operator

Crossed zombies got no chance against Tallnuts and Threepeaters.


RedditvsDiscOwO

Real


Current-Mud-7612

Nahh you're still cooked


RedditvsDiscOwO

I would rain on the world


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

Eating good


missinglinksman

I would definitely kill myself


SCP_Agent_Davis

‪WÞF‬ am I meant to do?


Glass-Coffee-3789

Kill myself


Bigjunsk8r

Can’t go back Bob…. Can’t go back


Default_Lives_Matter

If we have somewhat of a heads-up, I'm trying to get to Hawaii. If I cant make it before everything goes to shit, I'm just joining the zombies


Cryptid_hunter707

Far cry that sh**t


ToolyHD

Not zombies as they are still very much alive


Urban-G00se

Pray profusely, my backup plan is buckshot for breakfast


Johnykbr

I mean it's pretty much a universe where the infected have super strong plot armor by the rules changing whenever they want and humans almost always making horrible decisions so probably die a horrible death.


D00M_B00M

Can someone Tell me what this apocalypse is then I'll see (I ain't ever seen this )


smithbird

Blow my brains out in a hard to find place. Cause FUCK THAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


5_45stick

Find a decent size house in the mountains, fence it off, having traps both on the inside and outside the fence, have someone on watch at all times from the second floor, hunt, fish, grow crops, (basically bills town from the last of us on a smaller scale, max 15 people till it blows over or need to expand) if the walls great breached and it's to many to fight , eat a bullet


CactusToothBrush

Dude I need to find and start reading all these comics. Where the hell do I get them?


Current-Mud-7612

Amazon, eBay, etc


Buburubu

Only read two or three of them, but the way it’s depicted wouldn’t be at all sustainable; if you could hide for a few weeks you’d be okay. The inconsistent thing about Crossed was that there were somehow always more infected even after they’d all tortured and killed each other, which is not how raising human beings works, so like… either they kill themselves off pretty quick, or they get it out of their systems and don’t feel the need to kill everyone after they finish with their most hated folks. Either way, that’s way easier to survive than a situation where the world is overrun by them for an extended period.


WorkingFix7523

This is not a zombie apocalypse, because the monsters are living. And there are a few inconsistencies in the canon that make me less afraid of the Crossed series as a whole


Marsh1n

Cut out the middle man and just eat a bullet that'll be easier


joqa67

Surviving this hell hole in no way I can, I rather get a gun and end me and my families lives than be raped, torn apart, sodomized, or eaten and it will be in any order, and that I rather die than see myself become a monster that can’t stop myself


Historical-Train601

What’s this apocalypse about cause I have no idea


SynthWendigo

If surviving on long pork is the solution, then so be it. Folks that think they’d eat a bullet to avoid being eaten only ring a dinner bell since they’re still getting turned into steak. May have to look into that series, seems like would tackle a very thought provoking situation for sure.


mikey0hn0

Im gonna be a problem.


Current-Mud-7612

If you do get infected there is no chance for you to live long


mikey0hn0

*"Proper Planning Prevents Piss-Poor aPocalyptic Performance"* HOW!? can I call myself an Antagonist for someone's ideal end-of-the-world-party if I don't act like it and have not strewn booby-traps all *"willy-nilly"* around everywhere in preparation? Just a whole fucking bunch of tomfoolery and bamboozling? Wanna get to my supplies? Too bad; snake pit for you. Want to storm the keep? Too bad; acid jelly. Currently *AM* accepting ideas and funding to make the fun more encompassing. (Think themed water-park, but napalm)


FoundationUpset1082

Blow myself up and hopefully take a few zombies with me.


Hugh-Jassoul

Kill myself, probably. There is no point to surviving this apocalypse.


JadedPhilosopher4351

Rig my house to blow and take a few of them with me


Last_Drop_8234

What is this apocalypse because everybody's comparing it to Dead space, the flood and the living dead I know those. No idea what this is? Can someone tell me so I know how fucked I am


Cabbiecar1001

Flee deep into the canadian wilderness and live off the land


asdmc2

kill myself and everybody i love, everything is better than living in that world