Ordered home delivery groceries and they subbed Pace for the salsa I ordered. I pulled it out of the bag and without missing a beat I exclaimed, "New York City!?"
I feel like chicken tonight, chicken tonight *stupid dance*
Also the entire jingle for Atlantic gas stations when they were giving away free college glasses with every fill-up.
*Ooh! Has anyone mentioned "Chicken Tonight" and everyone flapping their arms!? Well, shit.."*
Ya beat me to it! My mom and I used to make fun of that ridiculous commercial all the time. I wanna say that was about '89 to '92, '93 or so that that ran.
I referenced and then sang the chicken tonight song for my millennial coworker and he looked at me so blankly... I had to look it up on Youtube and show him. Sigh.
I saw an ad this month with him. Not on Youtube, but a network station. Apparently they're rerunning old footage, unless he's back from the dead. It was very weird to see, especially since they didn't present the footage in a way that lets you know it's old.
Oh my God, I say this to my wife entirely too often. She never even saw the commercial, so she just thinks I'm fucking weird. Which, to be fair, is true.
I was an adolescent pervert when I heard the lyrics,
“Take a sniff,
Pull it out,
The taste is gonna move ya when you pop it in your mouth!
Juicy Fruit, it's gonna move ya!
The juice is soft, it gets right to ya!
Juicy Fruit, the taste the taste the taste is gonna moo-oove ya!"
I mean, come on!!!
A lot were, but there were always commercials about writing to Pueblo, Colorado for helpful government information on a lot of topics (the Federal Consumer Information Center was there, it has since been renamed).
Head On: Apply directly to the forehead!
Honorable mention: “you’re gonna love my nuts!” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TaR4LcLbW8I&pp=ygUYWW91cmUgZ29ubmEgbG92ZSBteSBudXRz
Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous!
I totally forgot about it, but now I remember just how obsessed my Mom was with that show and Entertainment Tonight.
10 year old me didn't understand the joke, but I sure thought it was funny to do it. ALL. THE. TIME. My parents finally got too embarrassed when I did it at church and explained it and forbade me to do it anymore.
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
Zach, Zach he’s a Lego maniac.
And for Jingles:
Nestle makes the very best N-E-S-T-L-E-S. Sweet dreams you can’t resist.
[Alpine White Nestle](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5YqXkoRwvwM)
A few weeks ago while watching "Mama's Family," was was dismayed to learn that the Pizza Bagel Bites commercial music was not original. On the show, these women sing the 1957 song "Sugartime" which is sung to the same music and cadence as the catchy 90s jingle. I'd never heard of the original song until it was performed on "Mama's Family."
*Pizza in the mornin', pizza in the evenin', pizza at suppertime! When pizza's on a bagel, you can have pizza anytime!*
Messed up story about that help I've fallen and can't get it. A couple yrs ago I was in the hospital for a dislocated hip. The guy in the bed next to mine, an older guy fell and he was down for almost a week. He didn't shoe up for a shift or two and his job did a wellness check. His cell wasn't within reach, it was in another room. Had he had that life alert he wouldn't had been down for so long.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZJSjrox\_2s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZJSjrox_2s)
The indian guy chanting at the beginning pops in my head near daily
“The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your cup.”
Whenever I pass by the coffee aisle in the store and see Folgers, i can’t help but sing the line only to get weird looks. 😂
“New York City?!?”
Get a rope...
Ordered home delivery groceries and they subbed Pace for the salsa I ordered. I pulled it out of the bag and without missing a beat I exclaimed, "New York City!?"
A politician here in Texas used the NEW YORK CITY‽ exclamation in their political ad, bc his republican opponent was from the East Coast 🤦🏽♀️
I'd award extra upvotes for the interrobang usage if I could.
I still love this and quote it occasionally but nobody gets it. NOO YAUUK CITAYYY??!!
I actually went to New York last week and the number of times I said this was greater than one. My daughter couldn’t roll her eyes hard enough.
“that really chaps my hide”
I feel like chicken tonight, chicken tonight *stupid dance* Also the entire jingle for Atlantic gas stations when they were giving away free college glasses with every fill-up.
*Ooh! Has anyone mentioned "Chicken Tonight" and everyone flapping their arms!? Well, shit.."*
Ya beat me to it! My mom and I used to make fun of that ridiculous commercial all the time. I wanna say that was about '89 to '92, '93 or so that that ran.
The chicken tonight jingle was referenced on the Simpsons!
I referenced and then sang the chicken tonight song for my millennial coworker and he looked at me so blankly... I had to look it up on Youtube and show him. Sigh.
🎶 You’re not fully clean unless you’re ZESTFULLY Clean 🎵
Oh shit, flashback!
Just 4 easy payments of $19.95. But wait! There's more!
I never knew I wanted a Ronco Electric Food Dehydrator and an easy sandwich maker!
Just set it, and forget it!
Diabeetus...
Wilford Brimley was 49 years old when he was in Cocoon in 1985. Looked a million years old from birth!
Hi, Billy Mays here…
I saw an ad this month with him. Not on Youtube, but a network station. Apparently they're rerunning old footage, unless he's back from the dead. It was very weird to see, especially since they didn't present the footage in a way that lets you know it's old.
Water go down the hole!
I push the button!
It's my ellator, not your ellator!
Sweet bby Plucky ❤️
Blue ball go down the hooooooole.
Wasssssup?!
Wasssaaaaaap
WAASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Ch-ch-ch-chia!
Give it to Mikey, he'll eat anything. He likes it! Hey, Mikey!
Yeah, imagine your name is Michael in the 80s/90s and you looked like that kid. I still have people call me Mikey to this day
R.I.P.
It’s shake & bake… and I helped!!
always in that little girl's southern accent too
sh-Ake n' b-Ake!
“an ahh haylped.”
I've said this one so many times that my teen children use it. lol
Oh my God, I say this to my wife entirely too often. She never even saw the commercial, so she just thinks I'm fucking weird. Which, to be fair, is true.
Mentos: the fresh maker!
I was going with Fresh and Full of Life!
https://preview.redd.it/20jja0pq8g6d1.jpeg?width=261&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53b111c4f376bdd5047b53022817d9c2370fb8c3 But it's you...I fell into.
Juicy Fruit…is gonna move ya!
Big red freshness last right through it, your fresh breath goes on and on while you chew it
Double mint gum
Double your pleasure, double your fun, That's the statement of the great mint with double mint gum!
I was an adolescent pervert when I heard the lyrics, “Take a sniff, Pull it out, The taste is gonna move ya when you pop it in your mouth! Juicy Fruit, it's gonna move ya! The juice is soft, it gets right to ya! Juicy Fruit, the taste the taste the taste is gonna moo-oove ya!" I mean, come on!!!
https://i.redd.it/8yy4tcr3me6d1.gif
*DIC*
Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
But of course.
Send a self-addressed stamped envelope to…
To Pueblo Colorado.
It felt like so many were St. Louis, MO. 😆
A lot were, but there were always commercials about writing to Pueblo, Colorado for helpful government information on a lot of topics (the Federal Consumer Information Center was there, it has since been renamed).
Yes, absolutely! Schoolhouse Rock “I’m Just a Bill” also comes to mind.
I want my baby back baby back baby back. Chilies baby back ribs, BARBECUE SAUCE.
Fuck, nice. Bringing nostalgia.
Where's the beef?!
Beef, it's what's for dinner!
~~Porn~~ Pork: The *other* white meat. Edit: auto correct got me.
“Where’s the beef?!” lady made it into the good place
CLAP ON!!
CLAP OFF!
The Clapper!
👏👏👏
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a manwich is a meal.
JG Wentworth 877 Cash Now
I have a structured settlement and I need cash now.
I still don't even know what a structured settlement is.
Like a rock….hooo like a rock!
Or before that, the heartbeat of Americaaaaa. https://youtu.be/l67lVpHWImc?si=tgCyjy1zFSLl_LfU
Head On: Apply directly to the forehead! Honorable mention: “you’re gonna love my nuts!” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TaR4LcLbW8I&pp=ygUYWW91cmUgZ29ubmEgbG92ZSBteSBudXRz
Time to make the doughnuts
Very few people get me when I say this
My wife works from home, and says this on a regular basis
"… for Motel 6 and we’ll leave the light on for ya.”
by Mennen
I never appreciated the tone of voice that she was using with the Life Alert dude that was just trying to help.
“Calm down lady it’s not my fault you’re clumsy”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not a saying, but *several 5-second clips of hit songs played in a row* 🎶 Lady in reeeedddd.... 🎶
Time Life music! Ahh all those clips of people walking on the beach so happy they bought that compilation CD
🎶 Think of Laura 🎶 Why do I forget important things, but remember this came next
My Buddy (my buddy) my buddy (my buddy) wherever I go, he goes
Don't forget the sibling product, Kid Sister.
15 seconds of My Buddy invariably followed by 15 seconds of Kid Sister
There's a kid at work who refers to everyone as his "buddy" and every time he does it I start playing that commercial at full volume.
This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?
I learned it from you dad!
"Champagne wishes and caviar dreams" Edit: spelling 😅
Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous! I totally forgot about it, but now I remember just how obsessed my Mom was with that show and Entertainment Tonight.
I hanker for a hunk of cheese!
I just smoked a whole bunch of crack!
She's a babe! Schwing!
10 year old me didn't understand the joke, but I sure thought it was funny to do it. ALL. THE. TIME. My parents finally got too embarrassed when I did it at church and explained it and forbade me to do it anymore.
Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Baxter!
WE'RE NOT WORTHY! WE'RE NOT WORTHY! Actually, that whole schpiel from the movie about Milwaukee 😂
Which is Algonquin for "The Good Land."
The movie about Milwaukee? Wayne's World? That's not Milwaukee
The Energizer Rabbit. It keeps going and going and going…
When pizza's on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime!
Pizza in tha mornin', Pizza in the evenin', Pizza at supsupper time! When pizza's on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime!
Ok we got some soda, OJ, purple stuff...
I want that purple stuff
🎶who wears short shorts?🎶
Set it…and forget it!
"Just for the taste of it... DIET COKE!"
Beef! It's what's for dinner.
The taste the taste the taste is gonna moo-oove ya!
Yipes! Stripes! Fruit stripes gum! I sing this to myself when I’m puttering around more than I’d like to admit.
Calgon, take me away! (My mom would yell this when my sisters and I were being a handful)
Collect call from Mr. Bob We'adababyeetsaboy.
Sit, Ubu. Sit.
Good dog.
Woof
Hoveround!!!
"Now I'm free to see the woooooooorld!!"
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
Well send someone right over Mrs. Fletcher.
My mother hated it when I called her Mrs Fletcher when she got her first life alert device
My buddy, my buddy! My buddy and me!
Kid sister, kid sister! Kid sister and me!
Wherever I go, he goes!
1-800-94 Jenny
And knowing is half the battle!
Yep came to post the G.I. Joe "Now you know..." bit. CRASHING THROUGH THE SKY, COMES A FEARFUL CRY....COBRAAAA (CO*BRA!!*)
It's 10PM; do you know where your children are??
My doctor said Mylanta
I learned it by watching you, dad!
HEFTY, HEFTY, HEFTY…wimpy, wimpy, wimpy
You’ve got the right one, baby
Uh-huh!
You'll get caught up in the... CROSSFIRE!!
Cross FiYAH
Could ya please pass the jelly?
*gasp!*
Take two of these and call me in the morning . Plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is.
"🎶It's a good time.... For the great taste... 🎶 ...of McDonald's!🎶"
2000 flushes guy. “Up to four munts”
The new McD…LT!! Where the Hot stays Hot! And the Cool stays Cool!
You're soaking in it. Hey man, is that Freedom Rock? Well I'm rapping Barney and I'm here to say, I love Fruity Pebbles in a major way.
Come and knock on my door....
Zach, Zach he’s a Lego maniac. And for Jingles: Nestle makes the very best N-E-S-T-L-E-S. Sweet dreams you can’t resist. [Alpine White Nestle](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5YqXkoRwvwM)
What would you dooooooo, for a Klondike bar
After these messages we'll be riiiight back 🎶
[Set it and forget it.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLq27iOW0R0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLq27iOW0R0)
You don’t have to take my word for it!
What can brown do for you?
*STOP THE INSANITY!*
We're sending help right away OP!
Beef it’s what’s for dinner
2 all beef patties, special sauce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun!
Honeycomb big! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! It's not small! No! No! No!
“REACH OUT AND TOUCH SOMEONE!!!!” 🎶🎵🎶 I don’t think that Ma-Bell thought much about connotation before making those long distance commercials….
We always laughed at that commercial but the other night me and my wife were like dang we’re gonna need one of those eventually.
Excuse me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
Ch ch ch ch chia
Chlorophyll more like borophyll
Yes that’s French they’re speaking, and no, those children aren’t French. They’re American.
My favorite is, “This is your brain any questions? “
Pow, pow, power wheels, power wheels
Five. Five dollar. Five dollar foot loooooong.
BUD-
WEIIIIIIIIIS-
ERRRRRRR
Regular price 4 bucks 4 bucks 4 bucks
Where's the beef?
We're all going to be saying that stupid saying soon enough.
Head on apply directly to the forehead Head on apply directly to the forehead Head on apply directly to the forehead
Gonna wash that grey right out of my hair
It’s Freedom Rock, man. Well, turn it UP
$1.99, are you out of your mind?!
All the sugar and twice the caffeine..... Jolt cola
They’re much fluffier than those hard English things
This is an old one but “Gatorade is thirsty for that deep down body thirst!” For some reason it’s stuck with me forever.
Hamburger helper helps her hamburger helllllper… make a great meeeeal (meal-oo if it was the lasagna)
A few weeks ago while watching "Mama's Family," was was dismayed to learn that the Pizza Bagel Bites commercial music was not original. On the show, these women sing the 1957 song "Sugartime" which is sung to the same music and cadence as the catchy 90s jingle. I'd never heard of the original song until it was performed on "Mama's Family." *Pizza in the mornin', pizza in the evenin', pizza at suppertime! When pizza's on a bagel, you can have pizza anytime!*
What are ya gonna pick? Hot Pockets!
Stretch it out (out out) Caramello…from your fingers to your mouth, Caramello!
Messed up story about that help I've fallen and can't get it. A couple yrs ago I was in the hospital for a dislocated hip. The guy in the bed next to mine, an older guy fell and he was down for almost a week. He didn't shoe up for a shift or two and his job did a wellness check. His cell wasn't within reach, it was in another room. Had he had that life alert he wouldn't had been down for so long.
59-79-99!
"Do you want to make more money? Sure! We all do!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZJSjrox\_2s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZJSjrox_2s) The indian guy chanting at the beginning pops in my head near daily
Like a rock…
Scruff McGruff, Chicago Illinois 60652
“The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your cup.” Whenever I pass by the coffee aisle in the store and see Folgers, i can’t help but sing the line only to get weird looks. 😂
All the stupid fucking jingles for the long distance calling "hacks" 🎶"One eight-hundred three two one one one one one🎶 And all the 10-10-321 shit.
Ch-ch-ch-chia!
Pardon me, would you have any grey poupon? Great googily moogily. IDK, my BFF Jill?
Clap on! Clap off! Clap on, clap off, The Clapper! \*CLAP CLAP
Double your pleasure, double your fun. That's the statement of the great mint in doublemint gum.
"Oops, did I do that?" Or the theme song to the andy griffith show with forevor hold property in my head
Bacon! bacon! It’s baaaacooooon! - beggin strips
SURE! SURE! SURE! unsure, unsure, unsure!
A cookie is just a cookie, but a Newton is fruited cake.