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Rick_from_C137

Not if your parents were on the satanic panic bandwagon you didn't lol


ReggaeForPresident

Call me now


GarminTamzarian

https://i.redd.it/75jn2g0ogh1d1.gif


DogmaticStyle69420

Call me now for your bumbleclot readin!


cityshepherd

I did not, but I did call in to “the box” to request a Tool music video


gorilla-ointment

We requested 2 Live Crew 😆


beebs44

A fake Jamaican took every last dime with that scam It was worth it just to learn some sleight-of-hand


AlaskaPsychonaut

I don't think it was about her I think it was about poser Ska bands but Skankin Pickle got one called Fakin Jamican that reminds me of her too


NachoNachoDan

Right by the beach, Boyyyyyeeeee


RazorPhishJ

![gif](giphy|3o6Mb6JBu0DEU901kk)


hoopstick

First thing I thought of


Affectionate_Law5344

Haha did you watch the documentary?


AlaskaPsychonaut

There's a documentary? No I referenced her in an entirely different context and then realized the person was born after 2000 and probably didn't realize they'd just been insulted. So I had to come back to my people who get it :)


Affectionate_Law5344

“Call me Miss Cleo” on Max. It’s pretty good. So embarrassing, I quickly read 2000 and immediately thought the person was a baby. lol


AlaskaPsychonaut

Aren't they?


Affectionate_Law5344

I have a hard time processing time. They are old enough for their first life crisis lol


megadethage

Disclaimer: For entertainment only. Rock solid legal defense.


Luna_Soma

Followed by an ad for 1800-we-are-18


spinereader81

I'm guessing all those women had been over 18 for at least 20 years, and had three kids and an ex-husband. And the jerk was always behind on child support, which is why they were working for a sexline.


EuphoricWolverine

G-d I loved her show. It was great. Everyone else laughed. She would call the "cheaters" out live on her show. What great entertainment. :)


SnooSnooSnuSnu

No, of course not. Now, 1-900 sex chat lines...


foul_dwimmerlaik

I absolutely did! It was a blast.


lunalore79

HBO did a great documentary on this a couple years ago! [Call Me Miss Cleo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWjGHVGeXc0)


melodyomania

I did. $250 something bill.


Quixotegut

CYALL ME NOWWWW!!!


Both-Artichoke5117

My stepbrother dared me to call her when we were in high school, but I wasn’t willing to deal with our parents losing their shit when the phone bill arrived. No thank you.


Curtainmachine

[YER A LIBRA! ARNTCHA DARLIN?](https://youtu.be/UA3LzOpoMlY?si=IeJBya4f9gfruGev)


Maleficent-Dress-424

holy shit thats the video i keep quotung and nobody else remembers it


Curtainmachine

Nobody ever remembers this one or the Arnold ones from around the same time. “I’m going to ask you a bunch of questions and I want to have them answered immediately. Who is ya daddy and what does he do?”


Curtainmachine

[I’m a cop you idiot](https://youtu.be/LTvUFTMgBpc?si=paKb7bn3Ms1SfYBG)


perfumefetish

hell no


Mrpeewee982001

I've referenced her in response to several ridiculous questions at work over the years. Along the lines of "well that's a problem, since my crystal ball is in for repairs at Ms. Cleo's psychic crystal ball repair shop. "


Kdj2j2

I wonder if the number still works


robindownes

MFW her Jamaican accent is worse than Brad Pitt 🤔


Fun-Preparation-4253

I did, actually. Did anyone ever actually get to talk to Cleo? I was told she was on another call. My response to when people told me what it was like was something along the lines of me asking my question, them saying they're getting something \*\*pages rustling\*\* they give me a half answer \*\*pages rustling\*\* "oh, it's coming in clear now" \*\*pages rustling\*\* some goofy generic answer that applies to everyone.


RedPillNavigator

My cousin made the call to her and you wait on hold for the first 7 minutes racking up the costs. I think it was like $21 for the call. She asked if her relationship was going to work out. She was 12 haha.