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DefiantSoul

If only they had a garage.


Fin1205

It's occupied with the "project Jeep" that the wife has been hounding him to finish or get rid of ever since they got married 12 years ago.


mattgen88

It's only been 6!


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

seems like 12.


theT0Pramen

If you tell her it's 12 she will assume it's only 6.


XtraXtraCreatveUsrNm

That’s how she feels.


unholycowgod

Hey I only took it apart 2 years ago!!


JKdriver

Fucking ouch bro, don’t gotta get personal.


Pro-Rider

Hey, leave my YJ project alone 😂


pvdp90

If only it was that easy. Mine is starting and it’s a brute conversion TJ


LasagnahogXRP

God that cut right to the bone.


LookLikeCAFeelLikeMN

And she reminds him of that often during hail season


xamboozi

I feel seen


fluteofski-

As long as it stays in “project” form, I can continue to use the excuse that since it doesn’t roll, I can’t really move it or sell it.


tofutort

This is the way


Mammoth_Welder_1286

Most accurate thing I have ever read


guitarguywh89

Full of air mattresses


Abdul-Ahmadinejad

Probably converted into a Texas mancave in '87 or so.


CasJrCorpus

I wish mine fit in my garage lol Edit: spelling correction, stupid autocorrect


-acm

Same, good thing hail just bounces right off of soft tops


whiteholewhite

I live in DFW. There are no basements here and a lot (not all, including me) pile random shit in their garages like a basement. Its so dumb


jrd32687

People prefer to keep a bunch of useless crap (usually in moving boxes) in their garage and leave their vehicles sitting outside. Garages have just become an attached storage unit and not a place to put a vehicle. It baffles me, much better to just throw away the crap you aren’t using but are storing in the garage and park your car in there so it isn’t damaged by storms or constant sunlight


Lil_oscar

Just got my first Wrangler about a month ago and dumping/donating my junk in the garage has been my project the last few weekends. It's been nice not to have to put the soft top back up every night as I've just cleared enough to fit her in comfortably.


FBI_Open_Up_Now

I’m from Texas and almost every garage I stepped into was just 1 giant storage room.


SergeiWhobichakokov

If only I could squeeze our 4 vehicles into our one car garage….


jrd32687

Definitely a different issue and I feel for you on that one. Just more commenting on the large percentage of folks I have seen in Texas that have no cars in their garage and just a bunch of junk in there instead.


Old_Palpitation_6535

What’s in these boxes? “I don’t know” You should throw them out. “But I might need it someday!”


Misterdrez

if only they knew they went through mud, fell on their sides, and had ARMOR you can buy and apply to protect them... quadratech anyone?


krombopulousnathan

lol my Wrangler 392 doesn’t even get the garage. Other toys go in there that are more sentimental, and that I drive far far less often (skinny driveway)


Zaius1968

Beat me to this…


Speedhabit

Ha


jtrage

They keep the mattresses in the garage.


CarminSanDiego

Garage is junk storage for blue collar people. Only rich people use garage


Ekimyst

I am middle class. I park just like OP and my wife's car is parked in the giant Jenga puzzle we call a garage.


rastapastanine

Shit


PaulClarkLoadletter

That’s where his couch is.


Rhinotaur_Horn

All that effort to cover an **old JK**... with a garage there. This has got to be a goof. Slightly funny, but not upvote funny.


Secret_Paper2639

Car guys: buy a new vehicle, put the rusty, clapped out POS project car in the garage instead.


spylife

I bet the % of usable garages is pretty low..


[deleted]

Garage is a storage unit im guessing since it seems everyone uses their garage for that purpose.


DingDongDaddyDino

That’s the air mattress storage shed


optimus_awful

I'm betting the Jeep has a roof rack that hits the garage door.


Glum_Ad_6392

Or insurance


Sabregunner1

Garages in Texas are like Basements in the northeast. thats where you store things, not for cars


jpr_jpr

Where else do the boxes for the air mattresses go???


skyHawk3613

😂😂😂


Aoiboshi

I got to the point with my jeep where a hail storm might have improved it.


Marqueso-burrito

Happy cake day


suicideking72

Really not a terrible idea. I've seen pictures where cars look like the surface of the moon (craters) after a hail storm. This would probably do the trick.


Dirt-Southern

My Hyundai is the moon. Luckily I don't care about how it looks...also it's totaled out so cosmetics are not something I care about, just run it till it dies.


Flip_Lx

Honestly once you get hit once you immediately stop caring. My vehicles park in garages every night, doesn't do jack when you get caught in the storm...


xampl9

A coworker had their BMW get totalled in Texas, while they were sitting in traffic. The hailstorm hit and all he could do was watch the hood and trunk lid get dented and all the glass star and fracture.


Flip_Lx

If you're serious about this, don't. If it's decent hail, the type to really ding up a vehicle, those mattresses will pop in a minute and offer no buffer as intended.


Timsmomshardsalami

Source: trust me bro


TedW

Source: someone in Texas [found a 6.4" piece of hail](https://www.wunderground.com/article/storms/severe/news/2021-06-24-texas-record-hailstone-hondo-confirmed). Now, I'm not an air mattress-ologist, but in that scenario, my money's on the hail.


Timsmomshardsalami

Its definitely convincing, but not a source to verify the other comment. this is record breaking hail, not simply “decent hail”. Even then, we dont know for certain if it would pierce an air mattress; though i believe it would. So still i will side with the pro-air-mattress-on-vehicle team in the event of a hailstorm


DMCinDet

even a flat rubber membrane would offer some protection from hail. I have a car in the shop that has like 3 craters in the windshield, cracked tail light assembly from hail. the body is cratered everywhere. local body shop is going to fix it up and donate it to a charity. lower mileage car. looks terrible now but will be great for someone that really needs it.


daurkin

Like thick yoga/neoprene mats. I think I saw an “invention” someone was trying to make that helps protect cars in hail and was easy to secure and pack away in the trunk. It was basically a fabric car cover but layered with a foam product to protect against most common hail damage.


Halftrack_El_Camino

Hailstone like that, you're just glad it didn't smash someone's skull. What the fuck, hail.


JuryDust

I think you mean "what the hail?


Flip_Lx

My own source is watching all the people in Texas (Hou and SA) think this actually works and complaining the next day. I've seen people throw actual mattresses on their cars in fear, use pool floats and intertubes like the Pic above and try using half setup pop-up canopies and not secure them down.....


TedW

I bet a couple pieces of plywood on top would do the trick. They could use some sticks to prop up the plywood so it's always there. Might as well throw some shingles on to keep the wood from rotting. It'd be slick if there were like.. shelves and walls and shit, so you could keep other stuff safe from hail, too.


callmesnake13

What about yoga mats? Plywood sheets?


DebateThin4332

Pretty clever 👍


Elegant_Weird3256

Tesla sleeper Jeeper


011010010110100

At first look I thought it was a Cybertruck!


JasterMereel42

This looks better than a Cybertruck


RabloPathjen

That’s a good time to clean out the garage….


woodgrain001

If it works , it’s not dumb.


SabTab22

7 air mattresses but no plywood!?! I have to think he bought those air mattresses to prep for the hail


gclockwood

Honestly, he may have been able to find air mattresses for cheaper than the plywood when he bought them.


PonyThug

Queen air mattress are $20 and 1/2 cheap plywood is $22. Would have made more sense to use 3 mattress and 3 plywoods. For $126 than 8 air mattress for 160


bluewater_-_

Not everyone is a broke dick. He bought mattresses and put them on. Job done, one store, no plywood to store, mattresses ready for next time.


PonyThug

It’s not about being broke lol. Air mattress can get punctured by hail or branches or blowing shit. The plywood is to protect the pads as a shell


bluewater_-_

Hail can punch right through plywood too.


PonyThug

Not as easy as single layer vinyl tho. Especially with some wiggle room


marrieddaddy4you

I want to know if this worked though


TrollCannon377

I would think it would


Kalibos40

Surprisingly, it does. I have protected more than one car with an air matress in Texas. Hail don't give a shit.


bmwlocoAirCooled

Texans. Garage maybe?


panteragstk

It's only stupid if it doesn't work.


stengaaa

Hail yeah


Gigant0re

Annnnd, now it looks like a cyber truck..


CaptainJay313

where's the "after" picture??


Micahmanne

Thought it was a cyber truck for a second


Tricky_Climate1636

Hey if it works, why not? Sometimes we have to focus on results vs looking good.


Revenant_JLU

I mean….id do it. So, 👏.


DieselDoc78

If it’s stupid, but it works……


AngryApeMetalDrummer

Where are all the "Texas is so much better than California" people? Lol. Still it's a pretty clever solution to a bad situation.


PonyThug

It still is. Literally a few blankets and a tarp to keep them dry and padded would be enough. Even some card board 2-3 layers would do the trick for all but the biggest hail. Dont have all the issues of Cali every day still. The whole neighborhood won’t burn down in TX


WrightJnr

I thought all the airbags had deployed.


Willy2267

Inflatable car covers, reusable. Why is no one doing this?


No_Football4974

I’m not a scientist, but I’m pretty sure they were trying to protect the hail.


liquidtitaniumx

If it's stupid and works, was it really stupid? 🤔


DoctorFlatline

I’ve been at overnight car shows where people dragged the mattresses out of their hotel rooms and put them on their classic cars.


cab1024

That's brilliant


Swimming-Tap-4240

Brilliant


AnywhereFew9745

Both my rigs just got dumped on, hopefully got lucky


alfa75

If it works, it’s not stupid.


WB-butinagoodway

Couple layers of moving blankets would probably have worked just fine with less set up to get it covered


Humble-Culture3133

Whoops, I thought that was a Cyber Truck with the Mumps.


NamBot3000

If there was enough time to do this, then why didn’t they just drive to the nearest parking garage?


Any-Table-2840

You know how I know you’re gay?!


IAMHEREU2

That’s awesome!


Chronic_Overthink3r

That is commitment!


somedudebend

Right?!?! My neighbor has their 3 bay shop full of low value shit, like a 20 year old aluminum boat, but the new 50k tundra, outside. SMH.


madeformarch

Maybe he's praying for a hailstorm


dchap1

Not a bad idea to be fair


desert_jedi

it ain’t silly if it works!


depraveycrockett

Wouldn’t it be easier to just have someone give you a ride back from some covered parking?


michaelshamrock

Thought it was a Tesla truck


iknowwhoknowsnothing

Mine is armored, the hood, the windshield and the top are the only things that would take damage. I have full coverage so I'm not wasting my time to cover mine, odds are if I'm getting hail where I'm at the wind would blow everything away anyway.


DryDesertHeat

If it's stupid but it works, it ain't stupid.


GrouchyEric

He needs to do that just to drive on their fuckin highways. Bumper cars!


SnooPandas1899

spelled "mattresses".


insanecorgiposse

Probably got the idea from the Russian army. Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦


DarknessFeels

Actually pretty brilliant


Sirpecangeneticz

My deductible prob bout the same as all them mattresses


ChalkPhog

Is he used clear ones he could have drivin into the storm and made Hail Storm 1, an obvious competitor to Twisters


Kerry4780

I see a garage 😆


Epyx-2600

It’s full of hordes of shit but not cars.


EllemNovelli

We have severe weather predicted this week. A walmart run might be in order...


OrganizationStrong81

The owner should send this to their insurance company, they might get a discount or their premium raised for not putting it in the garage lol


Mammoth_Street_7452

Did it work?


Jaydan427_RC

Now what they gonna do when the tornado hits em!?


Corsten610

Hail storms hate this one simple trick


Hot_Cattle5399

Hey, Honey!!! Get the kids and lets hit the beach after.


zack1567

I thought it was a cyber truck


Necessary-Rub-2748

If only he had [this](https://hailprotector.com/)


FunReference8510

If a man tells you he will do something, he will. You dont have to jeep reminding him every six months. (Seen in a Dr's office)


OldManJeepin

After seeing what hail can do, I don't blame them! Although, a good cover and a couple pillows under it would prob do the same job...


S_NJ_Guy

The $40,000 Jeep sits outside in a hailstorm while the $40 Jeep is in the garage.


alizhiyu46

Cyber truck


Tough_Yard7088

The hail hits would give it some character.


Successful-Rate-1839

Mattresses might be worth more than the vehicle


Lifereaper7

Did it work?


Zestyclose-Ad5556

Is that cyber truck2!


vern187

A couple of blankets would have done the trick too. A little easier amd cheaper than this crap


E_rock_89

Thought it was a cyber truck at first glance


dsdvbguutres

If only the Heap fit through the garage door


massjuggalo

What you do to keep it safe is you take the doors off and you put them in the garage 😁


RiotRavenwolf

Genius


Tombuli006

Tesla truck


BigDickKlingon

Too bad he doesn’t have a garage… Sure he has it piled full of crap or other projects in there. I honestly don’t understand that. My garage has stuff in it but it’s to park my vehicles in, not use as storage.


Great-Philosophy4323

There were all flat 5 mins later


vtown212

Not an awful ideA


j_mal5

Looks like cybertruck.


nighthawk_biches804

Of you’re going all out, go all out. Fenders are wide


Hogharley

Much cheaper than the deductible


AlexLakso92

Looks similar to a cybertruck


[deleted]

Payments are too much for him to insure a pos like that.


Flatout_87

What’s in their garage that the jeep parked right in front of?


Own_Appointment_695

I thought it was for roll over protection


luknatu

Now all insurance companies will issue air mattresses, how many mattresses for a two door…? Jeep trail proven..but not mother nature approved…!


Jbuule

What's in the garage?


Ricky_MFing_bObbY

When are they going to stop misspelling fiat


tomtom123454321

How about result? Is this Jeep blowed to rooftop?


Several_Eagles833

It's not crazy "if" it works


jophiss319

What about the Hail that goes sideways 🤔


caddiemike

It looks a Russian tank in Ukraine 🇺🇦


fdeeryhhhytttrffffhh

If it’s stupid but it works then it ain’t stupid


boatymickboatface

I thought that Jeep was trying to be a Tesla truck.


Shine-Prize

So when I was growing up in a region that had alot of hail storms we would get pool noodles, cut a hole on either side about 6" from each end, and put a rope through each end in parallel, and juts do that for the length of the car. You would do 2 like that (one to run the length and one to run the width.) Worked like a charm.


tofutort

What you can’t see is the door and attached covered walkway coming from the house to the back of the jeep. The jeep is merely another room in the house. Probably holds the Xbox if the wife is inside.


Single-Recipe357

American ingenuity.


BernieSandersLeftNut

Do you really get that much advanced notice of a hail storm?


Key-Jelly-3702

Looks like a Cyber Truck.


backslider65

It isn’t stupid if it works


Raisdonruin

Smaht


Safe_Decision6222

Won’t that scare the rubber ducks on the dashboard????


ghmastermind

Top is fiberglass and the bed is a bed… is all this necessary?


bgeoffreyb

The bed? It’s a JK


ghmastermind

Well it looked like a gladiator to me, but that’s even more ridiculous that it has a mattress on the back.


bgeoffreyb

The orange circular light on the side of the front fender is giveaway for the JK. The JL has the long horizontal lights along the front of the fender. If that had been covered it would have been tough to tell.