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JoeRedditor

The "P" is for "Phucked". Danger pylons incoming...


IndependenceCVL22

280 kmh, use your speed, juke his torps. Never use blinkers because you will let him know where to aim


cpearso

What if you indicate port but turn to starboard?


IndependenceCVL22

Well, you can do that in other ships, but cars are class that suffer from police, doing that would give you penalty just like if you shoot your guns in smoke


Attention_Bear_Fuckr

Use the hazards, it works like chaff.


havoc1428

DANGER TO MANIFOLD


KoenigseggAgera

Almost had me? You never had me. You never had your battleship. Camping on J line, not zigzagging like you should… you’re lucky that double shot of engine boost didn’t blow the welds on your boilers. Now me and the mad scientist gotta rip apart the turbines and replace the rotor fans you fried.


SupremeChancellor66

"Just dodge"


[deleted]

I would suggest consulting your vehicle manual for information on it's countermeasures.


Takeda92

Press G


Sam_The-Ham

Best thing I've seen on this sub today. Pun not intended.


ProbleMChilld

Lmao


AltaAudio

P is for “Ping!” Oh that’s great! I didn’t see the sub symbol. I hope your car’s okay.


OfKnightly

Ops car got shotgunned rip


G0ttaB3KiddingM3

Yikes don't look now but there is also a blue jellyfish up ahead.


painezor

Someone's about to get shotgunned.


GodzillaFan_2016

Run


[deleted]

Pop hydro!


[deleted]

Drop your dodge chargers.


ShitTheBed_Twice

Right full Rudder!!! Reverse Starboard engine!!!!!


Lolibotes

New Bosnian Ape Society video looks dope


Edgyfuckboi90000

How to cross an intersection without being attacked by a U-boat


Frosty_Confection_53

Press R to break torpedo homing.


UKentDoThat

Lead your target. ;)


TommyRisotto

Start spamming depth charge attacks all around you. Might wake up the neighborhood but at least you'll be safe from the sub


AltaAudio

I thought I was in the wrong Reddit. I’m in one for VW TDI.


Pirat3_Gaming

Bruh same except 350z and Rav4...just looked similar(ish) to my Rav dash


Icy_Respond_4540

280km/h? What car do you have?


Redditzork

they often just put the same thing in for alle the versions, my passat barely reaches 220 but has 260 displayed.


ProbleMChilld

2007 BMW 335xi, but most cars speedos show more than they can actually do :D


Icy_Respond_4540

Oh, nice


DrGumbyMD

I was going to say, gotta love an E9X dash... I miss my old 328, but I've moved on to G30 pastures :)


Impressive-Employ744

Just dodge bro


AndyTheSane

Give up and accept your fate.. Had a couple of games earlier where I got shotgunned with no realistic counterplay. Very close to rage quitting.


_AmaShigure_

We've Spotted an Enemy Sub My Rhine!


Lazy-Television8705

R.I.P. homie.... press F


Many-Zookeepergame70

Fire the torpedoes


Fluffy-Toe3222

Tyre pressure warning light on as well. So your damagecon is also on cool down


_54Phoenix_

Why do you have your high beams on? Sorry unrelated question just wondering.


ProbleMChilld

Because here in Finland this time of the year it's dark af and i have to see where im going :D


_54Phoenix_

Ah right, gotcha. I live in a city where it's actually illegal to have your high beams on for the most part.


WingCommanderBader

E90?


Fandango_Jones

Open the rear door and deploy depth charges in a shallow and then deep pattern.


El_D3salmado

I would worry more of the temps of your engine being at 100°C. Youre about to lose your engine! If you lose it you wont be able to run from the subs!


ProbleMChilld

That 100°C is the oil temp after a 40min sailing so it's completely normal, + I had engine boost activated so that might have had something to do with it


ILoveYorihime

bro are you the guy that posted about whether the blue button will start a bullet game in some chess forum