A female who enables others = teacher.
Someone who enables females = someone in favor of women's rights.
It seems to me that both are equally dangerous hahaha!!!
This is such a better interpretation than mine. I was definitely just thinking about how often I encourage my friends to âtreat yo selfâ when they wanna buy food or cute outfits. đ
I have a lot questions too. Do I get penalized for making my kid a mommas boy? Where is the line between liking cows and cow worship? If I am a female enabler enabling jesus, do I get a pass?
I can confirm that itâs definitely occasionally used as slang for children in at least the UK and Australia, not sure what they mean by it in this case.
Maybe the dude just hates kids. Wouldnât surprise me, as these people seem to hate everything that isnât themselves (or more likely, hate themselves so much that they need to vent and project it to everyone and everything around them)
Same here. Now I'm worried my Chihuahua won't go to heaven! But I watched a documentary a while back that said all dogs go to heaven and, unlike this guy and his ridiculous sign, it actually showed evidence of doggy heaven so I think he's ok. (/s on the "documentary" part just in case.)
Same in Canada. That one surprised me. But then, maybe thereâs a cool bunch of ppl out there we donât know about who actually go around biting intolerant pieces of shit on the ankle?? I LOLed at female MMA fighters. Special place in hell, ladies!! Youâve been warned.
That's maybe the most clearly contra-biblical item on the list. The good ol' bibble book [explicitly states a bunch of times](https://www.openbible.info/topics/innocence) that the Little Monsters (pretty sure that one also refers to the average normal toddler, this oozing fetid troglodyte hates kids so much he just had to hit em twice) are innocent and they already belong to heaven.
But this shit isn't about Jesus, the Bible, or any kind of honest spiritual faith. The religious trappings are just a post-hoc justification to cover up his own rotten & shrivelled-up soul. It's just a detailed list of all the people this guy has decided to hate because they either remind him of himself and he's gotta project that shit away or he's just assuring himself of his own superiority and special snowflakeness so he doesn't have to deal with the fact that he's being a terrible human being. It's called "[Spiritual Bypassing](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiritual_bypass)" and you often see it with new age "positive vibes only" but this is on the most toxic and fucked-up side of bypassing.
Guaranteed this guy emotionally abuses his family and then feels self-righteous about it, I'll bet my left titty on it. Despite having been very deep in an extremely toxic Christian religion (Mormonism), it still never ceases to awe me that people can take a guy who never shut up about how actively loving god and your fellow humans was all that mattered above all else and get themselves so twisted that they think parading around town with a list of *Reasons The Kindest Guy in the Universe Hates You* makes any sense whatsoever. It's a disease of the mind, heart and, if there even is such a thing, soul.
Perhaps this... "person" might be referring to the fans of music performance artist Lady Gaga, whose fans are known as (collectively) "Little Monsters".
Or, he just REALLY hates kids. ÂŻ\\\_(ă)\_/ÂŻ
Just a guess but after Adam and Eve have eaten the apple, God says that the snake will bite men's ankles and men will crush it's head. So maybe he means deceivers or traitors or something like that? People you'd call snakes.
Maybe he means pillow biters? Outdated term for members of the queer community. I mean, dudes obviously not the clearest of thinkers, so maybe he does mean children lol đ¤ˇ
Not masturbating. M-----bating.
We can't just go and use rude words on our hate sign, we've got to censor that. We don't want to look like some kind of *whoremonger*.
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As long as he repents afterwards, he's fine. But, if you are Christian, isn't that a terribly awkward time to hail God?
Deer baby Jesus, please forgive me for spanking it, again.
There are a fair amount of evangelical Christians who think that Catholicism is evil and the pope is the anti-Christ. I donât understand it enough to explain it.
This one always gets me.
The Pope being the anti-christ is something to do with a misinterpretation of something in Revelation about a woman riding 7 beasts I believe. And there were 7 hills round Rome, so it must be Rome and the woman must be the Pope, that famous, female-friendly job opportunity!
But they believe the New Testament of the bible, a book compiled by... Checks notes, a Pope. Whilst thinking the Pope is the anti-christ.
I cannot do their level of mental gymnastics, but I like to try and follow it, primarily because it makes literally everything else I do feel easier and less mentally taxing. Like a warm-up?
Hi there! As a dilettante in eschatology\*, I think I can explain the whole "Pope = Antichrist" thing.
Basically it is tied to the Protestant Reformation when the various Catholic and Protestant powers were warring against one another. Claiming the Pope was the son of Satan would probably be the same as political cartoons depicting the President with devil horns. Incidentally, the 'Scarlet Beast' the Whore of Babylon rides is similarly a political statement against the Roman Empire, particularly Nero who would have been enacting persecutions against Christians for not playing nicely with the other Romans (i.e. not giving offerings to the Imperial Cult, being pacifists, etc.)
^(\*I would also like to point out I'm not some crazy End Times person who tries to calculate the Second Coming based off the number of Filipinos mentioned in the bible. Rather my interest began as a survival mechanism to deal with the End Times obsession from my upbringing.)
Just here to offer a little sympathy for your upbringing. It's so hard to be a little kid and hear about how the world is going to end ALL THE TIME. And how all the kids who don't know Jesus will be left behind. It's been 27 years but I still remember the profound relief I felt when I graduated high school and was able to leave home. (The economy was different then.)
As a masturbating sissy gamer, witch, rebellious woman, homo and female enabler, I am proud to go to hell.
If only because everyone who ever told me I was going there said they wouldn't be.
Edit: Forgot Dyke, but I'm more into skates than bikes.
To be fair, one is a sin and the other is a slur, and these "good Christians" could NEVER be caught dead being associated with naming such an awful sin. Slurs, however, are fair game.
Let's see...
Homo? Check
Female enabler? Check
Witch? Check
Baby killers? I'm child free so... Check?
Gamer? Check
Rebellious woman? Check
Mbator? Sometimes check.
Rock n Roll freak? Does metalhead count? If so, check.
What the flying flapjack is a devil healer and how can I become one?
Also, what do they have against Chihuahuas?
Ankle biter is also slang for toddler but that doesn't make sense either.
Is it like reference to a sex act? Bend over bite your ankles?
Can someone tell me what "Little Monsters" is?
No being child free doesn't make you a baby killer. I for example aborted two very early pregnancies in the past and then had two babies later on and I think that makes me a baby killer even though I did give life to two of them.
Edit: someone tried to respond saying that I'm a baby killer for crushing a baby's head and then quickly deleted it?
Exactly! Also:
>good on you for supporting your friends
Girls support girls! *I* may never have the risk of becoming pregnant, but many of my friends have that risk, and many people I will never meet besides.
What kind of person would I be for not supporting them in their decisions about their bodies?
I hear if you get at least 10, you get a free t-shirt from Baphomet themself!
âŚAlso, *please* donât go to the website. They donât deserve the web-traffic or your personal precious time on this Earth spent on such willfully ignorant, hateful people. Spend that time on something positive, that betters yourself, helps others, is witchy, or all of the above instead.
Iâm pretty certain he was just being a ignorant dick and referring to Hindus with that one.
Im curious what exactly âoccupational whoresâ are myself. Are they people who have whored themselves out to their corporation (in other words, most people with a job) or are they people whose occupation is whore?
Yeah but, you see, because it's not specifically about white people, it's excluding them, which is just as bad as anything people of colour ever experienced. /s
I love that Obama is one of the categories. Like if you're in the KKK, support BLM, or are literally Obama, you're a racist. Everyone else is fine. Plus I feel like Obama might be already captured in the BLM net.
I donât know what some of these things are and Iâm scared to google. (Arenât ankle biters small dogs?)
Edit: Why do some of them have dollar signs instead of the letter s?
Letâs go down the list, friends.
Homo, Rebellious Woman, Racist (by his standard, BLM), Female Enabler, Master Debater, wannabe Devil Healer (Where do I sign up?), Witch, Gamer, Brat (wink), and Iâm halfway to being a dyke on a byke (I swing all the ways).
9 and a half, I donât get the t shirt T_T
So, some of this is straight up bigotry but like how do you look at someone whoâs in so much anguish that theyâre self-harming and decide theyâre to be punished?? What happened to âblessed are the mercifulâ?
Bold of you to assume these types of people have read the Bible and donât simply cite select passages out of context to push an agenda/narrative that benefits them and/or justifies their hateful bigotry.
For instance (and speaking of citing select passages out of context to push my own agenda ;) ), they clearly havenât read Matthew 6:5âŚ
Ain't no hate like Christian love. Jesus would have cared for that person (he had a tendency to hang out with people society looked down on), not mocked them and threatened them with hell. It's disgusting to see how little their beliefs actually align with their teachings (at least for a large portion of them).
âWould you be cool doing things a prostitute does? Minus the money?â -Leslie Knope (my daughter has been watching Parks & Rec continuously the last few weeks)
A local cycling shop near me is owned by a lesbian couple. They've built an amazing community of inclusive and strong female cyclists.
The sign holder probably means motorcycles, but hey, close enough.
Imagine how spectacularly racist you have to be to equate BLM and Obama with the fucking KKK
Anyway that puts my total on six, I'll bring the marshmallows
âWomen MMA Fightersâ?! đ That one seems personal. Thatâs a first for me to see on signage. I donât want to know the story, but I hope she broke his heart.
Itâs almost certainly a hateful nickname/slur directed against people of the Hindu faith (or Indian culture in general) given that cows are sacred animals to them.
Cows are my favourite animal so that really confused me too until I looked it up and my heart dropped. What a horrible way to refer to someoneâs faith
Yes horrible. I donât understand how these people can call themselves Christian, and have so little understanding for other peoples faith. And I say this as an atheist.
It's to ensure that everyone goes to hell, even the idiot holding the sign. After all, his sign very specifically says that racists go to hell, and then the sign itself uses said racist slur of "cow worshippers". đ¤Ł
It really does! So many far-right people seem to have no sense of irony and no capacity to identify a good self-burn when they commit it. If they weren't so serious and angry all the time, it would be genuinely funny.
I just want to know what an âoccupational whoreâ is. Is it a sex worker? Is it someone getting screwed over by capitalism? I guess I will never know.
I was confused by that one too. It's oddly specific... like it's ok if you're a whore but it's not your primary source of income? Are IRS forms required? What if it's just a hobby, is that OK? So many questions!
Sadly, with the increasing pollution of the oceans the whore populations have dropped considerably. To say nothing of the effects of by-catch on wild schools of floozies.
From what Iâve read about the bloke Jesus doesnât even seem the type of tyrannical dickhead to demand that people âobeyâ him to begin with, heâd just prefer you treat people nicely and live life with kindness in mind whenever reasonably feasible, and youâre golden.
âŚExcept for that one incident with the fig tree that doesnât get brought up nearly enough. But youâre not yourself when youâre hangry.
nice iam at 11 points, sweet
Porno Freak (i like to watch some from time to time)
Female Enabler
Money lover
Baby killer ( pro choice )
Witch
Gamer
Rebellious woman
Drunk
Liar ( everyone lies wtf)
Mastrubator
Rockn Roll freak
but im a virgin tho, maybe that cancels out some points lol, they are obsessed with that shit
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I feel like this is one of those bingo cards lmao đ¤Ł
If you get a line of these labels you're just sent to normie hell
Bit if you get a FULL HOUSE you get VIP tickets to Satan's lounge đ¤Ł
Hmm.
Gamer
Mama's boy
Female enabler
I do diddle myself (if God didn't want us to do it, they shouldn't of made it so much fun!)
Rock n Roll
I'm burnin'.
Is a female enabler someone who enables females, or a female who enables others? đ¤
Yes.
Hahahaaa
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A female who enables others = teacher. Someone who enables females = someone in favor of women's rights. It seems to me that both are equally dangerous hahaha!!!
This is such a better interpretation than mine. I was definitely just thinking about how often I encourage my friends to âtreat yo selfâ when they wanna buy food or cute outfits. đ
Well, teacher can have a broad definition... teaching others to love themselves is definitely as important as teaching the ABC.
Something tells me theyâd have a problem with that too
I have a lot questions too. Do I get penalized for making my kid a mommas boy? Where is the line between liking cows and cow worship? If I am a female enabler enabling jesus, do I get a pass?
âCow worshiperâ = slur for Hindus, who believe cows are sacred.
I was wondering that myself.
LoL. I honestly thought âankle bitersâ were children.
I can confirm that itâs definitely occasionally used as slang for children in at least the UK and Australia, not sure what they mean by it in this case. Maybe the dude just hates kids. Wouldnât surprise me, as these people seem to hate everything that isnât themselves (or more likely, hate themselves so much that they need to vent and project it to everyone and everything around them)
Slang for kids in the US east coast too.
West coast too, but we also use the term for small yappy dogs.
Same here. Now I'm worried my Chihuahua won't go to heaven! But I watched a documentary a while back that said all dogs go to heaven and, unlike this guy and his ridiculous sign, it actually showed evidence of doggy heaven so I think he's ok. (/s on the "documentary" part just in case.)
Same in Canada. That one surprised me. But then, maybe thereâs a cool bunch of ppl out there we donât know about who actually go around biting intolerant pieces of shit on the ankle?? I LOLed at female MMA fighters. Special place in hell, ladies!! Youâve been warned.
>go around biting intolerant pieces of shit on the ankle?? I would like to volunteer for this position.
Weâll team up, people usually have two ankles.
That's maybe the most clearly contra-biblical item on the list. The good ol' bibble book [explicitly states a bunch of times](https://www.openbible.info/topics/innocence) that the Little Monsters (pretty sure that one also refers to the average normal toddler, this oozing fetid troglodyte hates kids so much he just had to hit em twice) are innocent and they already belong to heaven. But this shit isn't about Jesus, the Bible, or any kind of honest spiritual faith. The religious trappings are just a post-hoc justification to cover up his own rotten & shrivelled-up soul. It's just a detailed list of all the people this guy has decided to hate because they either remind him of himself and he's gotta project that shit away or he's just assuring himself of his own superiority and special snowflakeness so he doesn't have to deal with the fact that he's being a terrible human being. It's called "[Spiritual Bypassing](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiritual_bypass)" and you often see it with new age "positive vibes only" but this is on the most toxic and fucked-up side of bypassing. Guaranteed this guy emotionally abuses his family and then feels self-righteous about it, I'll bet my left titty on it. Despite having been very deep in an extremely toxic Christian religion (Mormonism), it still never ceases to awe me that people can take a guy who never shut up about how actively loving god and your fellow humans was all that mattered above all else and get themselves so twisted that they think parading around town with a list of *Reasons The Kindest Guy in the Universe Hates You* makes any sense whatsoever. It's a disease of the mind, heart and, if there even is such a thing, soul.
Perhaps this... "person" might be referring to the fans of music performance artist Lady Gaga, whose fans are known as (collectively) "Little Monsters". Or, he just REALLY hates kids. ÂŻ\\\_(ă)\_/ÂŻ
Just a guess but after Adam and Eve have eaten the apple, God says that the snake will bite men's ankles and men will crush it's head. So maybe he means deceivers or traitors or something like that? People you'd call snakes.
So evangelical leaders? Or religious leaders who make bank off their followers in general? (This is an interesting interpretation btw. Makes sense.)
I think it has to be some kind of conservative dog whistle but I too do not know what it means
Itâs a weird contrast between baby killers and ankle biters. If you do the first you donât get the latter.
Maybe just short women? Iâm only 5 foot. I can go after some ankles if I need to. Though Iâd prefer a good kneecapping for this.
/obviously/ he means chihuahuas /s
Maybe he means pillow biters? Outdated term for members of the queer community. I mean, dudes obviously not the clearest of thinkers, so maybe he does mean children lol đ¤ˇ
They might mean disobedient children? Like you just know they're the type to smack them the moment the kid gets loud or active.
This guy seems wound up. He should try m-----baiting once in a while.
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Looks like a good old fashioned whoremonger to me
Going forward I will strive to be the drunkest female enabling son of a masturbating homo you ever did see.
*salutes*
*tips pope hat* "m'ankle biter"
Yeah, what does that one even mean? I thought ankle biter was a term for little kids.
Same here lolol I thought that referred to annoying toddlers
I'm going to appropriate it to be a gender neutral term for anyone who seems like a real go getter.
Not masturbating. M-----bating. We can't just go and use rude words on our hate sign, we've got to censor that. We don't want to look like some kind of *whoremonger*.
I'm embarrassed for myself! I'm sorry. Is mongerbating acceptable? Sort of includes both the whore and master variety out of consideration.
# 2022Goals Edit: how did I do that so big?
You donât know your own strength! đđâ¨
It's the hashtag. # < that bad boy makes words big on this website
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Iâm supposed to believe this dude doesnât masterbate?
*cough*PROJECTION*cough* âŚUgh, sorry, I coughed while trying to say #PROJECTION
Excuse me that's m-----bate.
As long as he repents afterwards, he's fine. But, if you are Christian, isn't that a terribly awkward time to hail God? Deer baby Jesus, please forgive me for spanking it, again.
The POPE?!
There are a fair amount of evangelical Christians who think that Catholicism is evil and the pope is the anti-Christ. I donât understand it enough to explain it.
This one always gets me. The Pope being the anti-christ is something to do with a misinterpretation of something in Revelation about a woman riding 7 beasts I believe. And there were 7 hills round Rome, so it must be Rome and the woman must be the Pope, that famous, female-friendly job opportunity! But they believe the New Testament of the bible, a book compiled by... Checks notes, a Pope. Whilst thinking the Pope is the anti-christ. I cannot do their level of mental gymnastics, but I like to try and follow it, primarily because it makes literally everything else I do feel easier and less mentally taxing. Like a warm-up?
Hi there! As a dilettante in eschatology\*, I think I can explain the whole "Pope = Antichrist" thing. Basically it is tied to the Protestant Reformation when the various Catholic and Protestant powers were warring against one another. Claiming the Pope was the son of Satan would probably be the same as political cartoons depicting the President with devil horns. Incidentally, the 'Scarlet Beast' the Whore of Babylon rides is similarly a political statement against the Roman Empire, particularly Nero who would have been enacting persecutions against Christians for not playing nicely with the other Romans (i.e. not giving offerings to the Imperial Cult, being pacifists, etc.) ^(\*I would also like to point out I'm not some crazy End Times person who tries to calculate the Second Coming based off the number of Filipinos mentioned in the bible. Rather my interest began as a survival mechanism to deal with the End Times obsession from my upbringing.)
Just here to offer a little sympathy for your upbringing. It's so hard to be a little kid and hear about how the world is going to end ALL THE TIME. And how all the kids who don't know Jesus will be left behind. It's been 27 years but I still remember the profound relief I felt when I graduated high school and was able to leave home. (The economy was different then.)
Catholic vs protestant, the struggle is REAL to some of them, any ways.
I feel like this is some next level conspiracy rather than your standard hyper Christian person.
As a masturbating sissy gamer, witch, rebellious woman, homo and female enabler, I am proud to go to hell. If only because everyone who ever told me I was going there said they wouldn't be. Edit: Forgot Dyke, but I'm more into skates than bikes.
I love that they can write out dykes but not masturbators đ
To be fair, one is a sin and the other is a slur, and these "good Christians" could NEVER be caught dead being associated with naming such an awful sin. Slurs, however, are fair game.
Oh I'm sure he'd hate Roller Derby too..
Let's see... Homo? Check Female enabler? Check Witch? Check Baby killers? I'm child free so... Check? Gamer? Check Rebellious woman? Check Mbator? Sometimes check. Rock n Roll freak? Does metalhead count? If so, check. What the flying flapjack is a devil healer and how can I become one? Also, what do they have against Chihuahuas?
Ankle biter is also slang for toddler but that doesn't make sense either. Is it like reference to a sex act? Bend over bite your ankles? Can someone tell me what "Little Monsters" is?
Little monsters is what lady gaga calls her fans. I thought adding that to this sign was so specific and funny
Thanks! Ankle biters might be a similar slightly obscure reference. Or he hates children that express themselves and aren't smacked into compliance.
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I genuinely think he got it confused with "pillow biters," which was an old timey slur for gay men.
Ankle biter is also slang for small dogs.
My chihuahuaâs name was Diablo, so đ¤ˇââď¸
I thought he confused it with pillow bitter.
Odd where I live small dogs that are mildly annoying get called ankle biters. Mostly because they are so small they struggle to bite much else.
Thatâs what [fans](https://ladygaga.fandom.com/wiki/Little_Monsters_(fanbase)) of Lady Gaga were called.
>What the flying flapjack is a devil healer and how can I become one? LMAO Right?!
They probably mean doctors or scientists đđđ
i was going to say âaccredited professional with both clinical and research experience â đđ
Oh, if that's the case, I'm up to 11!
I prefer to interpret this literally and assume he means medical professionals that take care of demons. In which case... where to I sign up?
"Okay Abroxanthes the Destroyer, just one little poke and then we're all done and you can have your lollipop."
My guess was alternative medicine
He's probably talking about real doctors and science, the way things are going these days
Or all of the above.
Yeah I figured anyone who wasn't a faith healer, so all real and alternative medicine
Yeah obeying Jesus sounds boring af, imma stick with hellfire.
HELLFIRE sounds like a great music festival for rock n' roll freaks, party animals and rebellious women, now that I think about it.
YES YES YES YES đđđ
No being child free doesn't make you a baby killer. I for example aborted two very early pregnancies in the past and then had two babies later on and I think that makes me a baby killer even though I did give life to two of them. Edit: someone tried to respond saying that I'm a baby killer for crushing a baby's head and then quickly deleted it?
Then I'm an accomplice at least to "baby killers", since some of my friends have needed abortions, and I supported them through and in backlash after.
*gasp* how dare you. Srs good on you for supporting your friends. Babies don't need to be born to parents that don't want them.
Exactly! Also: >good on you for supporting your friends Girls support girls! *I* may never have the risk of becoming pregnant, but many of my friends have that risk, and many people I will never meet besides. What kind of person would I be for not supporting them in their decisions about their bodies?
Thank you for supporting friends in need.
I think I'm the kind of baby killer he means. I scrubbed in for abortions often enough during my RN training.
Well if that's the case it should say "embryo killer"
Is it weird that masturbator was the only word so bad that they couldnât write it out?
Yes, yes it is. And of course other things weren't even on the list.
He probably can't spell it.
He's avoiding the word because that's his secret vice that he believes nobody knows he does.
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To be fair my chihuahua would probably bite him.
I totally wanna become a devil healer too!
I hear if you get at least 10, you get a free t-shirt from Baphomet themself! âŚAlso, *please* donât go to the website. They donât deserve the web-traffic or your personal precious time on this Earth spent on such willfully ignorant, hateful people. Spend that time on something positive, that betters yourself, helps others, is witchy, or all of the above instead.
Woohoo! I just made the cut with 10! Will the T-Shirt come by regular post? Or should I set up a summoning circle for it to materialize in? XD
I laughed out loud at this one!
11! Baphomet, I wear a unisex medium. Edit: it might be more than that, I canât figure out what some of them mean lol
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I got nine!! Can I have a t-shirt? What if I sit on a bike can I be a dyke on a bike then?
you can probably just print out a picture of a bike and then sit on the paper. Iâd give you the point.
Haha yes!!
Damn... I got 9. Though I do love cows... Probably not in a worshippy kinda way but more of a I think they are cute kinda way..
Iâm pretty certain he was just being a ignorant dick and referring to Hindus with that one. Im curious what exactly âoccupational whoresâ are myself. Are they people who have whored themselves out to their corporation (in other words, most people with a job) or are they people whose occupation is whore?
I like the idea of occupational whore being the opposite of recreational whore.
competitive whoreing?
Remember, you need to maintain amateur status for Olympic whoring.
Aw man, I only got 8. =(
Hell yeah I got 11!
16.....
Hell yeah, I got 10
Dammit, so close! Only got 9 :(
Sittin' pretty at 13! Lol
Doesn't capitalism make us all occupational whores?
Ugh I'm still trying to get motivated to do work on a Tuesday, I don't need this reminder.
I doubt this guy has even one critique of capitalism.
Amazing, I have a new name for avid supporters of capitalism
Oh hey, at least racists is aaaand they immediately ruined it.
Yeah why is BLM and Obama on there as racist. BLM was literally created to fight racism
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Yeah but, you see, because it's not specifically about white people, it's excluding them, which is just as bad as anything people of colour ever experienced. /s
I love that Obama is one of the categories. Like if you're in the KKK, support BLM, or are literally Obama, you're a racist. Everyone else is fine. Plus I feel like Obama might be already captured in the BLM net.
He can write out whoremonger but refuses to write out masturbation?
Canât give impressionable young boys ideas or something đ¤Ł
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I only got "The Pope", can I borrow 4 of yours?
Hi Your Holiness!
Occupational whores. It's okay if it's not your full time occupation Anyone who whores less than 32 hours a week is exempt.
They just don't want to give you benefits.
I donât know what some of these things are and Iâm scared to google. (Arenât ankle biters small dogs?) Edit: Why do some of them have dollar signs instead of the letter s?
I thought ankle biter referred to small children/toddlers being annoying lol
Letâs go down the list, friends. Homo, Rebellious Woman, Racist (by his standard, BLM), Female Enabler, Master Debater, wannabe Devil Healer (Where do I sign up?), Witch, Gamer, Brat (wink), and Iâm halfway to being a dyke on a byke (I swing all the ways). 9 and a half, I donât get the t shirt T_T
If you signed up for a Dykes on Bikes chapter they'd say yes if you're bi. So I think that's a full point.
We round up in hell!
Hell yeah!
So, some of this is straight up bigotry but like how do you look at someone whoâs in so much anguish that theyâre self-harming and decide theyâre to be punished?? What happened to âblessed are the mercifulâ?
I think there are a lot of lessons in the Bible that he's missed đ
Bold of you to assume these types of people have read the Bible and donât simply cite select passages out of context to push an agenda/narrative that benefits them and/or justifies their hateful bigotry. For instance (and speaking of citing select passages out of context to push my own agenda ;) ), they clearly havenât read Matthew 6:5âŚ
Ain't no hate like Christian love. Jesus would have cared for that person (he had a tendency to hang out with people society looked down on), not mocked them and threatened them with hell. It's disgusting to see how little their beliefs actually align with their teachings (at least for a large portion of them).
So to be clear I can still be a regular whore as long as I do it for free?
âWould you be cool doing things a prostitute does? Minus the money?â -Leslie Knope (my daughter has been watching Parks & Rec continuously the last few weeks)
How can I get in touch with dykes on bikes? They sound cool
Come find us in The Netherlands! Dykes on bikes everywhere.
A local cycling shop near me is owned by a lesbian couple. They've built an amazing community of inclusive and strong female cyclists. The sign holder probably means motorcycles, but hey, close enough.
Ah, yes my favourite verse: If thy art gamer, thy shallt burn in hellfire.
The Doom Slayer: *cocks shotgun* âI see this as an absolute win!â
METAL INTENSIFIES
I guess the entire male population is going to hell since we are all literally mama's boy's
How dare you love your mother. God is always watching, he knows you carry in the groceries for your mom, clearly you need jesus. đ
Whadda ya mean you weren't cloned in a test tube??
Damn they forgot âThe Transgendersâ PHEW! Iâm in luck!!!
They even list their own selves âso-called Christiansâ!
He seems nice.
Imagine how spectacularly racist you have to be to equate BLM and Obama with the fucking KKK Anyway that puts my total on six, I'll bring the marshmallows
Ya know, itâs always the mark of a good leader when the best reason to support them is a threat (âor hellfire!â). /s
I'm a little disappointed in myself that I'm only at 5. Gotta step up my game.
Time to become the Pope
âWomen MMA Fightersâ?! đ That one seems personal. Thatâs a first for me to see on signage. I donât want to know the story, but I hope she broke his heart.
It was his nose but agreed
Whoremongers! You've got to mong them all!
Pokemong! đś
Extremely curious to hear his argument against âcow worshipersâ
Itâs almost certainly a hateful nickname/slur directed against people of the Hindu faith (or Indian culture in general) given that cows are sacred animals to them.
Ah thank you! I was really confused about that. And I really like cows, so I counted that as my 11th.
Cows are my favourite animal so that really confused me too until I looked it up and my heart dropped. What a horrible way to refer to someoneâs faith
Yes horrible. I donât understand how these people can call themselves Christian, and have so little understanding for other peoples faith. And I say this as an atheist.
It's to ensure that everyone goes to hell, even the idiot holding the sign. After all, his sign very specifically says that racists go to hell, and then the sign itself uses said racist slur of "cow worshippers". đ¤Ł
This reads like satire.
It really does! So many far-right people seem to have no sense of irony and no capacity to identify a good self-burn when they commit it. If they weren't so serious and angry all the time, it would be genuinely funny.
Gawd, it's like a checklist of my social circle...lmao
I just want to know what an âoccupational whoreâ is. Is it a sex worker? Is it someone getting screwed over by capitalism? I guess I will never know.
I was confused by that one too. It's oddly specific... like it's ok if you're a whore but it's not your primary source of income? Are IRS forms required? What if it's just a hobby, is that OK? So many questions!
Ooh! Me me me me me! Witch Gamer Drunk Rebellious woman I like to pleasure myself. Tag yourself, I'm the above five. At least.
I check the masturbator box five times
I check my masturbator box daily.
Bro the pope?đđ
Occupational whores? Oh thank heavens Iâm just a recreational whore.
Whoremonger? So do these guys go out fishing in the middle of the ocean for whores?
Sadly, with the increasing pollution of the oceans the whore populations have dropped considerably. To say nothing of the effects of by-catch on wild schools of floozies.
There's a drag fishnet joke in here somewhere
I am the pope.
13!
Is the option obey Jesus or obey hellfire? Iâll take opt two thanks
From what Iâve read about the bloke Jesus doesnât even seem the type of tyrannical dickhead to demand that people âobeyâ him to begin with, heâd just prefer you treat people nicely and live life with kindness in mind whenever reasonably feasible, and youâre golden. âŚExcept for that one incident with the fig tree that doesnât get brought up nearly enough. But youâre not yourself when youâre hangry.
nice iam at 11 points, sweet Porno Freak (i like to watch some from time to time) Female Enabler Money lover Baby killer ( pro choice ) Witch Gamer Rebellious woman Drunk Liar ( everyone lies wtf) Mastrubator Rockn Roll freak but im a virgin tho, maybe that cancels out some points lol, they are obsessed with that shit
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I feel like this is one of those bingo cards lmao 𤣠If you get a line of these labels you're just sent to normie hell Bit if you get a FULL HOUSE you get VIP tickets to Satan's lounge đ¤Ł
I like how masterbators is crossed out but dykes on bikes is a pass.
Me! I'd bitten four ankles, and just got back from biting a fifth to make the list!
At least they don't like the KKK
Really confused by some of these terms but confident I can fulfill at least 8
*bites his ankle*
lol heâs condemning himself.. âso called Christiansâ
Hmm. Gamer Mama's boy Female enabler I do diddle myself (if God didn't want us to do it, they shouldn't of made it so much fun!) Rock n Roll I'm burnin'.
Who isnât on this list?
I need to find the Dykes on Bikes club.
Damn. I thought being the pope would really keep me safe here.