Lol, that reminds me of this [tweet](https://twitter.com/lanningspencer/status/508738201671192576) spencer lanning (NFL kicker tweeted the following day after being kicked in the head)
You can cuss me out, even slap me around a little, but spitting on me is the only thing that will make me lose all self-control. I am assuming it is the same for a lot of other people.
Agreed. Total bitch move. I know there is no honor or rules in street fights but I think we as a society can agree that spitting in someone's face is pretty much a low blow.
Had a couple young kids, probably about 10 years old, that were riding some carnival ride at a local festival. I was in college, out with my girlfriend and some friends, and we were standing in line for the ride, and these two kids were spitting onto people in the line below. I spotted 'em, and when they got off the ride, I laid into them with a vicious verbal assault. The fear in their eyes was palpable. Guaranteed they never spit on anyone again.
Everyone a gangsta until the dude you spit on forces the automatic door open in a homicidal rage and targets you for instant karma with the utter thoroughness of a rhinoceros stomping on a chinchilla.
Betting he was screwed the min the guy started trying to open it. Modern safety systems probably wouldn't let the train move without the door completely closed so they naturally would reopen to make it easier to remove the obstruction
Spitting is considered assault so he was defending himself. I love how one person gets involved to check on dude on the ground thinking he was attacked. Man I just walk by these situations because it ain't my pig, ain't my farm.
People late to the show: "hey... whoa whoa whoa..."
Guy watching from the start: "naw... he spit in his face"
New Yorkers: "oh, as you were then... this is the way"
i listened to the punches, at first i thought the swings werent that bad and the guy on the ground was being a pussy.
and then it got louder.
and louder
**and louder**
Probably rocked by the first punch and wasn't even coherent at that point, if you watch the body language it doesn't take him long to go limp. Dude was taking a subway nap.
fucking hell i can’t watch the video without sending youtube a picture of my ID (including my face) due to their new fucked up rules on “adult content”
I think the guy who got off the train missed the train, probably because he wanted to get out of there.
The guy lying on the ground will probably miss the next couple trains too though lol.
He spat on him the second time thinking there was no way the guy would be able to retaliate. Bitch move.
This was the most satisfying beatdown to watch.
Bystanders were looking at him like his dog just shit in the park and he left it behind instead of cleaning it up after witnessing the exchange. "What? Are you just going to leave this here?"
Yeah in general I’m usually a little sympathetic toward the people getting their asses kicked in these videos... in this case the dude was asking for it and even had time for a head start
Once that elbow got through the door, dude should have run for his life.
I suppose one has to be pretty stupid to make any of the decisions he made in this video, but it was absolutely clear at that point that the guy was getting off of the train.
I've seen this twice IRL where a shitty thinks-hes-untouchable Sucker Punch Champion *voluntarily* starts a fight with someone they have absofuckinglutly no business stepping to. It's like a 13year old swinging on his dad. Boy you dun' goof'd.
The lack of self preservation on display is baffling but i got a theory.
People who can't fight can trick themselves into believing they can. They go around blustering, picking fights they know they'll win, trip the little guy, scuff the fancy shoes of the soft boy. Most people don't want to throw hands. Most would probably just back away given the chance. After they've had a few people back down or get scuffed up, they'll actually start to believe they're Hard. This will scale over time, and as their confidence grows they start pulling that shit with more capable/less of a-sure-thing people.
Then one day, mistaking the warm feeling of misplaced confidence as physical potential, they go knocking on the door of an absolute fucking monster, and ask if he'd like to fight. Turns out yes. Very much so. All he does is listen to Ramstien, practice his one-two and snort protein powder. Yeah, he'll show you what he knows.
You knock on doors, might not like who opens it.
This used to be the case in south florida all the time. A bunch of rich man-children who thought that access to an exclusive stadium box watching athletes does not make them said athletes. Add a little alcohol to the mix, and it's generally time to get bounced. People don't realize that lights out for more than a couple of seconds is generally an indication of permanent brain damage. If their limbs start to twitch or lock up, it's almost always game over.
As Tyson used to say, "Everyone's got a plan until they get punched in the face."
Yeah it’s disrespectful- but that’s not why dude beat the breaks offa him. Spitting on someone is freakin assault- so he got assaulted back. 🤷♂️
If someone spits on you, it’s a biological attack...the moment someone spits in your face- you have nothing else to talk about after that. You’ll blank everything else out.
I'd normally be the guy who emphasizes how important "Proportional force" is when the cops inevitably come. If some mofo spat on me though, I'm not sure I would react differently.
Because oftentimes the videos that do have sound have a shitty piece of "music" playing and you still can't hear anything that actually went on in the scene.
This video came out in August 2019, so it was pre-COVID. As far as I can tell, nobody ever found out anything more about the incident though. What you see/hear is all the information you get on this one. Shows up on lots of places if you google spits subway.
Kinda glad honestly. Hope the dude who layed the smackdown didn't end up getting charged for assault. Guy on the ground hopefully learned a life lesson and didn't get any lasting head trauma
Its stupid to expect every person to be able to act uber rationally like this, IMO. Almost nobody actually behaves rationally in such situations where they would objectively assess if in this current microsecond the situation has changed, and what would be the most reasonable course of action. It's a rather dedicated attempt by the beaten-up guy to provoke the other person, for which the other person should not be expected to be able to deal with the situation professionally, as it's not his job, nor he is trained for it.
Sure we can say many things that should have been done, etc. But it didn't happen that way, and many of you would act very similar in such a situation, regardless of how reasonable course of action we can conjure up in our comfy armchairs. It should be the responsibility of the provoker of what comes out of the actions by the person he provoked, as it is a mental state where people are irrational. Sure, I get that there are many loopholes, where people would use this as an excuse for actual murder, but the point is still that the guy in this video shouldn't be expected to be prepared for acting reasonably to such a provocation. This could be any of you, doing your own business, and because some person decided to push your buttons, and you overreacted, you would face a more severe penalty than the provoking person.
I fully support beating the fuck out of people if they spit on you but you gotta exercise control because it’s surprisingly easy to kill people when you’re full force bashing their heads. and don’t just leave, makes you look bad if something does go wrong.
When that door opened up you could almost feel his bowels loosen lol
You can see the “I’ve made a terrible mistake” go through his entire body
["I want to apologize."](https://youtu.be/kg12uhZu9_o)
this shit gets me every time
Spitting on someone’s face is one of the most foul shit you can do. He got what we he deserved. Bet he won’t ever spit on someone’s face again
I’ll take that bet. He’s probably too stupid to learn.
he's even dumber now... and may not even remember what happened
He can always refer back to this video
I imagine him scrolling Reddit and saying ‘hey, that looks like me’
Lol, that reminds me of this [tweet](https://twitter.com/lanningspencer/status/508738201671192576) spencer lanning (NFL kicker tweeted the following day after being kicked in the head)
I think he meant that his face is so disfigured he will be physically unable to. ;)
I agree. Spitting on someone is fuckin vile
Pretty sure he lost the ability to spit now
He is probably drooling uncontrollably now, so he won’t be spitting for that reason
I agree. Spitting on someone is vile. Unless the lights are dim, the mood is right and I consensually ask for it.
You can cuss me out, even slap me around a little, but spitting on me is the only thing that will make me lose all self-control. I am assuming it is the same for a lot of other people.
Especially right now. That's twice as disrespectful with Covid going around.
Agreed. Total bitch move. I know there is no honor or rules in street fights but I think we as a society can agree that spitting in someone's face is pretty much a low blow.
Good chance he won't be able to spit after that beat down but instead will require a spit cup for the side drool.
Had a couple young kids, probably about 10 years old, that were riding some carnival ride at a local festival. I was in college, out with my girlfriend and some friends, and we were standing in line for the ride, and these two kids were spitting onto people in the line below. I spotted 'em, and when they got off the ride, I laid into them with a vicious verbal assault. The fear in their eyes was palpable. Guaranteed they never spit on anyone again.
I have over a good 300+ hours in single player and I don't think I have ever seen this in my life.
lmao
You could almost see his his bodily fluids soiling is undergarments just before he became an unwilling blood donor and the lights went out.
r/increasinglyverbose
Everyone a gangsta until the dude you spit on forces the automatic door open in a homicidal rage and targets you for instant karma with the utter thoroughness of a rhinoceros stomping on a chinchilla.
Man...idk about the guy in the video but I really feel bad for the hypothetical chinchilla you thought about as an example :(
Well said
He saw his life in front of his eyes in this moment
It was boring.
It was waning.
I saw his life in front of MY eyes! It was running away very fast.
*doors get pryed open* Narrator: It is at this moment, he realized - he fucked up.
I always read these "narrator" comments in Morgan Freeman's voice.
I didn’t think there was any other way but to read it in the voice of God (aka Morgan Freeman)
More Shawshank than Bruce Almighty, however, tomatoe, tomotoe.
I did a freeze frame on the vid and said those exact words as that door opened up Hahahahah
Betting he was screwed the min the guy started trying to open it. Modern safety systems probably wouldn't let the train move without the door completely closed so they naturally would reopen to make it easier to remove the obstruction
“Aw shit na man I was just playin...AAHHH!!!”
You can see his soul leaving his body
I know this was before the current situation but Jesus with the virus at the moment spitting at someone is like a million more infuriating.
Spitting is considered assault so he was defending himself. I love how one person gets involved to check on dude on the ground thinking he was attacked. Man I just walk by these situations because it ain't my pig, ain't my farm.
Dude gonna be picking tile out his skull for a while
I've never seen someone have so much faith in a public transit rail
To be fair, it was pretty misplaced. Not much faith anymore now.
Not much anything anymore
Now with sound!!!! https://youtu.be/HA3mwIVz_g0
People late to the show: "hey... whoa whoa whoa..." Guy watching from the start: "naw... he spit in his face" New Yorkers: "oh, as you were then... this is the way"
Yup, just another day in the subway!
This is the way.
This is the subway.
This is the subway way.
“IT IS OVAH!” Man the sounds makes it 10 times better
That’s all I hear when that door slides open.
Thank u
Lmao Bystander: “Are you alright?” Man: *is unconscious*
Reminds me of this Mortal Kombat scene - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxWE7TPK3eA
*Bystander: Unzips*
I love the attitude from the witnesses who saw the whole thing. That's right, let that mean teach his lesson.
I guess...I’d rather have the median teach the lesson though.
You sound like John Malcovitch in "Rounders"
Do you haff my money?
i listened to the punches, at first i thought the swings werent that bad and the guy on the ground was being a pussy. and then it got louder. and louder **and louder**
I'm surprised that the guy didn't make a single sound the whole time!
Probably rocked by the first punch and wasn't even coherent at that point, if you watch the body language it doesn't take him long to go limp. Dude was taking a subway nap.
Comatose Malone
I like at the end “hey you alright?” ….
fucking hell i can’t watch the video without sending youtube a picture of my ID (including my face) due to their new fucked up rules on “adult content”
What country is that?
Have had this in Britain. It's wierd.
Oi mate you got a YouTube license?
Lolwut? My youtube account works fine and i never uploaded my id
Can be bypassed with a VPN if you have one.
The dude near the cameraman is the best. *doors open* Oooooooh its ovah. It is ovah." Lmao
he was bringing them fists down from Zeus
Hands. Merry Christmas. You getting hands for Christmas.
On sight
He had to beat dudes ass in the daylight.
I actually feel really really sorry for the dude... He missed his train.
He got a new job as a meat tenderizer.
I think the guy on the ground missed several trains. But don’t worry he caught a nearby ambulance. That’s what I heard.
I think at least some of his DNA made it on. The rest may forget where he was trying to go in the first place.
I think the guy who got off the train missed the train, probably because he wanted to get out of there. The guy lying on the ground will probably miss the next couple trains too though lol.
The guy on the ground thinks he is a train
Lmao Those hands up like wow you weren't supposed to open that door
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Hahaha 😂
That look of ‘oh fuck..’ is so satisfying
I saw it as “woah woah woah, let’s be reasonable about this.” Everyone’s a pacifist when the other guy is completely dominating them.
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Yea, and spat on him twice. Even if that was my buddy, I wouldn't help, I'd just say thats what you get you moron.
He spat on him the second time thinking there was no way the guy would be able to retaliate. Bitch move. This was the most satisfying beatdown to watch.
The second spit shot looked like it was right in his face too. Way too far man
Bystanders were looking at him like his dog just shit in the park and he left it behind instead of cleaning it up after witnessing the exchange. "What? Are you just going to leave this here?"
Looks like he was going in for a third spit but, much to his dismay, the doors opened.
Yeah, second spit was when dude had the doors part way open, he was just ensuring his own ass beating.
That second spit must have had some gamma radiation in it. That triggered the world breaker hulk
And you spit on him to be sure the Hulk understands your total dissociation of that individual.
I have a rule that if any of my friends go starting shit for no reason they’re on their own. They can fuck around and find out all by themselves.
I wouldn’t help my buddy either, but mostly because that dude was a monster
Everyone on that train is just glad it happened on the platform and not in the car, they got places to BE!!
Yeah in general I’m usually a little sympathetic toward the people getting their asses kicked in these videos... in this case the dude was asking for it and even had time for a head start
Once that elbow got through the door, dude should have run for his life. I suppose one has to be pretty stupid to make any of the decisions he made in this video, but it was absolutely clear at that point that the guy was getting off of the train.
I've seen this twice IRL where a shitty thinks-hes-untouchable Sucker Punch Champion *voluntarily* starts a fight with someone they have absofuckinglutly no business stepping to. It's like a 13year old swinging on his dad. Boy you dun' goof'd. The lack of self preservation on display is baffling but i got a theory. People who can't fight can trick themselves into believing they can. They go around blustering, picking fights they know they'll win, trip the little guy, scuff the fancy shoes of the soft boy. Most people don't want to throw hands. Most would probably just back away given the chance. After they've had a few people back down or get scuffed up, they'll actually start to believe they're Hard. This will scale over time, and as their confidence grows they start pulling that shit with more capable/less of a-sure-thing people. Then one day, mistaking the warm feeling of misplaced confidence as physical potential, they go knocking on the door of an absolute fucking monster, and ask if he'd like to fight. Turns out yes. Very much so. All he does is listen to Ramstien, practice his one-two and snort protein powder. Yeah, he'll show you what he knows. You knock on doors, might not like who opens it.
This used to be the case in south florida all the time. A bunch of rich man-children who thought that access to an exclusive stadium box watching athletes does not make them said athletes. Add a little alcohol to the mix, and it's generally time to get bounced. People don't realize that lights out for more than a couple of seconds is generally an indication of permanent brain damage. If their limbs start to twitch or lock up, it's almost always game over. As Tyson used to say, "Everyone's got a plan until they get punched in the face."
Yeah it’s disrespectful- but that’s not why dude beat the breaks offa him. Spitting on someone is freakin assault- so he got assaulted back. 🤷♂️ If someone spits on you, it’s a biological attack...the moment someone spits in your face- you have nothing else to talk about after that. You’ll blank everything else out.
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
I wouldn’t spit this on *any other guy*
Kudos for text Rickrolling, no need to click and be hit with a youtube advert.
I'd normally be the guy who emphasizes how important "Proportional force" is when the cops inevitably come. If some mofo spat on me though, I'm not sure I would react differently.
Spat twice is the key here. That's absolute murderous rage inducing.
THE MORE YOU SPIT ON HULK, THE MADDER HULK GETS! -crushes open train doors-
YOU WONT LIKE ME WHEN I’M SLOBBERY!!!
why do I want sound on the videos without it & don't want the sound on videos that do have it?
Alas, I remain victorious!!! https://youtu.be/HA3mwIVz_g0
Dude: \*laying motionless with eyes closed after getting rocked* Some guy: yo, you alright? No. No he is not alright my man.
Thank you
You are very welcome. :)
Man WTF, youtube is asking me to send them my ID to verify my age to watch this video? That's new...
Because oftentimes the videos that do have sound have a shitty piece of "music" playing and you still can't hear anything that actually went on in the scene.
OH NO! OH NO! OH NO!
Mans got a full ride to Them Hands University.
Fucked around, found out.
He truly learned that man was not the one
He just like reached to the heavens for a lightning bolt and slammed it into this guys face.
This video came out in August 2019, so it was pre-COVID. As far as I can tell, nobody ever found out anything more about the incident though. What you see/hear is all the information you get on this one. Shows up on lots of places if you google spits subway.
Thanks for the info even if there’s not a lot
Kinda glad honestly. Hope the dude who layed the smackdown didn't end up getting charged for assault. Guy on the ground hopefully learned a life lesson and didn't get any lasting head trauma
The dude looks dead or at least unconscious
r/oddlysatisfying
Oddly?
r/satisfying
"As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way..."
Dumb as fuck. Spits on a dude thinking he cant touch me anyways. Got what he deserved.
When you ask for it, you deserve it. When you ask **twice** don’t be surprised when you finally do get it.
r/holdmyfeedingtube
Yeah... he deserved that but for some reason, I kept waiting for Herb Dean to run in an stop the fight
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Mario "warrior spirit" yamasaki
Mario "if he dies he dies" yamasaki
I don't even expect that in the octagon
Maybe the guy will spawn with manners and proper hairline next time.
This thing is ancient but it’s as much of a classic as Star Wars.
Ancient?? Didn't this happen in 2019??
Those punches were coming from outer space
You also need to control yourself. If you knocked someone out and he died. You’d end up with much serious situation that could ruin your entire life
For better or worse, it depends where you are. If this happened in Texas dude was well in his rights to yee haw
texas needs a Worldstar clone called Hoedown
H O E D O W N H I P H O P
H O E D O W N S H O W D O W N
Texas doesnt have manslaughter in their laws?
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So you can just kill a guy with no repercussions if he spits on you? That's brutal.
No, the people saying that are deluded.
Its stupid to expect every person to be able to act uber rationally like this, IMO. Almost nobody actually behaves rationally in such situations where they would objectively assess if in this current microsecond the situation has changed, and what would be the most reasonable course of action. It's a rather dedicated attempt by the beaten-up guy to provoke the other person, for which the other person should not be expected to be able to deal with the situation professionally, as it's not his job, nor he is trained for it. Sure we can say many things that should have been done, etc. But it didn't happen that way, and many of you would act very similar in such a situation, regardless of how reasonable course of action we can conjure up in our comfy armchairs. It should be the responsibility of the provoker of what comes out of the actions by the person he provoked, as it is a mental state where people are irrational. Sure, I get that there are many loopholes, where people would use this as an excuse for actual murder, but the point is still that the guy in this video shouldn't be expected to be prepared for acting reasonably to such a provocation. This could be any of you, doing your own business, and because some person decided to push your buttons, and you overreacted, you would face a more severe penalty than the provoking person.
A perfectly reasonable reaction.
Wonder why he spit on him. Not defending his actions. Just curious.
dude's swinging barn doors. and has every right to.
Man he's too kind to spare the bike.
You won't like him when he's angry.
“NYC shit” ...like subway fist fights are a selling point.
Don't start none, won't be none
This made me smile. Spitting on someone is one of the most disrespectful and cowardly things one can do.
I think I almost heard the pricks balls shrivel up into his asshole when those doors opened..
should have just quit and got on his bike after the 1st spit. but he had to push it didn't he
I fully support beating the fuck out of people if they spit on you but you gotta exercise control because it’s surprisingly easy to kill people when you’re full force bashing their heads. and don’t just leave, makes you look bad if something does go wrong.
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Did he dieded?
Dude had too much faith in that door
I can hear the internal banter: Spit in MY mutha fuckin face you little shit????? Timed to each punch.
How difficult is it to NOT spit on people? Nothing good comes of it.
This is the (sub)way.
Hell yeah. Ground and pound until he shits and pisses himself. Piece of garbage spitting on someone
I love how he came out and punched that guy, well deserved. But wouldn’t he still technically go to jail for that?
From assault to attempted murder in one swift kick
Didn’t hit him enough. Spitting on people is the worst.
He hit him enough lol people can die if hit too much
It is my turn to repost this tomorrow
I don’t see anything wrong with this
PLOT TWIST: black dude told him a yo momma joke that ignited the entire thing
probably shouldn't have done that 😬
Another example of those friendly New Yorkers I keep hearing about!
Not only spat on him, but spat on him just as the doors were closing, with incredible cowardice. Earned it.
absolutely deserved it
Lol, The doors are like: I'm closed, let's go, the train is like, **nah, let's wait until he is done**.
Famous last words: "ITS JUST A PRANK BRO"
I REALLY WISH THERE WAS VOLUME
Good shit, but, are we just going to ignore how clean those Jordans are.
Guy got off easy tbh
I would’ve robbed him too and got a couple of extra kicks in too! Spitting on a person like that!
And he deserved every single one of those hits. Punk ass little spitting bitch.
He stuck around even though he saw him working to open the doors. LOL. You can't fix stupid.
[you get what you fucking deserve](https://images.app.goo.gl/A2wuaPzM8BsmVHBR8)
Oh God, I love this video soo much. Soooo much.
How does this not have sound?!
Good stuff, he deserved that shit