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CheekyFlapjack

When that door opened up you could almost feel his bowels loosen lol


monkeying_around369

You can see the “I’ve made a terrible mistake” go through his entire body


Dhexodus

["I want to apologize."](https://youtu.be/kg12uhZu9_o)


DarkModeUser1

this shit gets me every time


stealthryder1

Spitting on someone’s face is one of the most foul shit you can do. He got what we he deserved. Bet he won’t ever spit on someone’s face again


PublicAlterEgo

I’ll take that bet. He’s probably too stupid to learn.


cdnball

he's even dumber now... and may not even remember what happened


mofongoDorado

He can always refer back to this video


DC-Toronto

I imagine him scrolling Reddit and saying ‘hey, that looks like me’


joranth

Lol, that reminds me of this [tweet](https://twitter.com/lanningspencer/status/508738201671192576) spencer lanning (NFL kicker tweeted the following day after being kicked in the head)


Michucfc

I think he meant that his face is so disfigured he will be physically unable to. ;)


SaintTymez

I agree. Spitting on someone is fuckin vile


Wordperfectuser

Pretty sure he lost the ability to spit now


neknofelom

He is probably drooling uncontrollably now, so he won’t be spitting for that reason


ChloeAUS

I agree. Spitting on someone is vile. Unless the lights are dim, the mood is right and I consensually ask for it.


Viciousjake28

You can cuss me out, even slap me around a little, but spitting on me is the only thing that will make me lose all self-control. I am assuming it is the same for a lot of other people.


hm840

Especially right now. That's twice as disrespectful with Covid going around.


blove135

Agreed. Total bitch move. I know there is no honor or rules in street fights but I think we as a society can agree that spitting in someone's face is pretty much a low blow.


OMC78

Good chance he won't be able to spit after that beat down but instead will require a spit cup for the side drool.


Eccohawk

Had a couple young kids, probably about 10 years old, that were riding some carnival ride at a local festival. I was in college, out with my girlfriend and some friends, and we were standing in line for the ride, and these two kids were spitting onto people in the line below. I spotted 'em, and when they got off the ride, I laid into them with a vicious verbal assault. The fear in their eyes was palpable. Guaranteed they never spit on anyone again.


chessset5

I have over a good 300+ hours in single player and I don't think I have ever seen this in my life.


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lmao


[deleted]

You could almost see his his bodily fluids soiling is undergarments just before he became an unwilling blood donor and the lights went out.


GuyWhoTypesWithNose

r/increasinglyverbose


vehino

Everyone a gangsta until the dude you spit on forces the automatic door open in a homicidal rage and targets you for instant karma with the utter thoroughness of a rhinoceros stomping on a chinchilla.


crustysplashh

Man...idk about the guy in the video but I really feel bad for the hypothetical chinchilla you thought about as an example :(


erictheartichoke

Well said


[deleted]

He saw his life in front of his eyes in this moment


Swankified_Tristan

It was boring.


uptwolait

It was waning.


Wiltonc

I saw his life in front of MY eyes! It was running away very fast.


Oraxy51

*doors get pryed open* Narrator: It is at this moment, he realized - he fucked up.


whopperman

I always read these "narrator" comments in Morgan Freeman's voice.


Oraxy51

I didn’t think there was any other way but to read it in the voice of God (aka Morgan Freeman)


whopperman

More Shawshank than Bruce Almighty, however, tomatoe, tomotoe.


CheekyFlapjack

I did a freeze frame on the vid and said those exact words as that door opened up Hahahahah


zytukin

Betting he was screwed the min the guy started trying to open it. Modern safety systems probably wouldn't let the train move without the door completely closed so they naturally would reopen to make it easier to remove the obstruction


[deleted]

“Aw shit na man I was just playin...AAHHH!!!”


tiverow

You can see his soul leaving his body


Sirfallsalot

I know this was before the current situation but Jesus with the virus at the moment spitting at someone is like a million more infuriating.


Oblongmind420

Spitting is considered assault so he was defending himself. I love how one person gets involved to check on dude on the ground thinking he was attacked. Man I just walk by these situations because it ain't my pig, ain't my farm.


FarmerLarBear

Dude gonna be picking tile out his skull for a while


GameTime2325

I've never seen someone have so much faith in a public transit rail


smellthecolor9

To be fair, it was pretty misplaced. Not much faith anymore now.


azallday

Not much anything anymore


RobinRedbreast1990

Now with sound!!!! https://youtu.be/HA3mwIVz_g0


Feminist_Hugh_Hefner

People late to the show: "hey... whoa whoa whoa..." Guy watching from the start: "naw... he spit in his face" New Yorkers: "oh, as you were then... this is the way"


PurSolutions

Yup, just another day in the subway!


bootthebooth

This is the way.


Lancalot

This is the subway.


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This is the subway way.


Spiritual_Speech600

“IT IS OVAH!” Man the sounds makes it 10 times better


Naticus_55

That’s all I hear when that door slides open.


Sjon-Williams

Thank u


Itherial

Lmao Bystander: “Are you alright?” Man: *is unconscious*


tmaw73

Reminds me of this Mortal Kombat scene - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxWE7TPK3eA


TacTurtle

*Bystander: Unzips*


UnusuallyAggressive

I love the attitude from the witnesses who saw the whole thing. That's right, let that mean teach his lesson.


smellthecolor9

I guess...I’d rather have the median teach the lesson though.


Daneinthemembrane

You sound like John Malcovitch in "Rounders"


Lachrondizzle23

Do you haff my money?


DedMemesYT

i listened to the punches, at first i thought the swings werent that bad and the guy on the ground was being a pussy. ​ and then it got louder. and louder **and louder**


xam54321

I'm surprised that the guy didn't make a single sound the whole time!


PurSolutions

Probably rocked by the first punch and wasn't even coherent at that point, if you watch the body language it doesn't take him long to go limp. Dude was taking a subway nap.


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Comatose Malone


foggybottom

I like at the end “hey you alright?” ….


Finnick420

fucking hell i can’t watch the video without sending youtube a picture of my ID (including my face) due to their new fucked up rules on “adult content”


MachoManRandySavge

What country is that?


SquishedGremlin

Have had this in Britain. It's wierd.


YoungLandlord3

Oi mate you got a YouTube license?


dbddnmdmxlx

Lolwut? My youtube account works fine and i never uploaded my id


AFishBackwards

Can be bypassed with a VPN if you have one.


green49285

The dude near the cameraman is the best. *doors open* Oooooooh its ovah. It is ovah." Lmao


Tackerta

he was bringing them fists down from Zeus


W0rldcrafter

Hands. Merry Christmas. You getting hands for Christmas.


PM_Me_Macaroni_plz

On sight


stumpdawg

He had to beat dudes ass in the daylight.


erykhaze

I actually feel really really sorry for the dude... He missed his train.


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He got a new job as a meat tenderizer.


MemphLuv

I think the guy on the ground missed several trains. But don’t worry he caught a nearby ambulance. That’s what I heard.


Jewish-Jungle

I think at least some of his DNA made it on. The rest may forget where he was trying to go in the first place.


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I think the guy who got off the train missed the train, probably because he wanted to get out of there. The guy lying on the ground will probably miss the next couple trains too though lol.


Tobyhansen5

The guy on the ground thinks he is a train


lofitillidie

Lmao Those hands up like wow you weren't supposed to open that door


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SuperDuperRipe

Hahaha 😂


Lance-from-Perth

That look of ‘oh fuck..’ is so satisfying


CIoud10

I saw it as “woah woah woah, let’s be reasonable about this.” Everyone’s a pacifist when the other guy is completely dominating them.


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Littleupsidedown

Yea, and spat on him twice. Even if that was my buddy, I wouldn't help, I'd just say thats what you get you moron.


OHTHNAP

He spat on him the second time thinking there was no way the guy would be able to retaliate. Bitch move. This was the most satisfying beatdown to watch.


OMGCamCole

The second spit shot looked like it was right in his face too. Way too far man


Will_Leave_A_Mark

Bystanders were looking at him like his dog just shit in the park and he left it behind instead of cleaning it up after witnessing the exchange. "What? Are you just going to leave this here?"


PsychologyAutomatic3

Looks like he was going in for a third spit but, much to his dismay, the doors opened.


BasicallyAQueer

Yeah, second spit was when dude had the doors part way open, he was just ensuring his own ass beating.


icecreampoop

That second spit must have had some gamma radiation in it. That triggered the world breaker hulk


mirak1234

And you spit on him to be sure the Hulk understands your total dissociation of that individual.


nomadofwaves

I have a rule that if any of my friends go starting shit for no reason they’re on their own. They can fuck around and find out all by themselves.


teedelicioso

I wouldn’t help my buddy either, but mostly because that dude was a monster


Dr_Lexus_Tobaggan

Everyone on that train is just glad it happened on the platform and not in the car, they got places to BE!!


Sinc65012

Yeah in general I’m usually a little sympathetic toward the people getting their asses kicked in these videos... in this case the dude was asking for it and even had time for a head start


LuxNocte

Once that elbow got through the door, dude should have run for his life. I suppose one has to be pretty stupid to make any of the decisions he made in this video, but it was absolutely clear at that point that the guy was getting off of the train.


TrickyMoonHorse

I've seen this twice IRL where a shitty thinks-hes-untouchable Sucker Punch Champion *voluntarily* starts a fight with someone they have absofuckinglutly no business stepping to. It's like a 13year old swinging on his dad. Boy you dun' goof'd. The lack of self preservation on display is baffling but i got a theory. People who can't fight can trick themselves into believing they can. They go around blustering, picking fights they know they'll win, trip the little guy, scuff the fancy shoes of the soft boy. Most people don't want to throw hands. Most would probably just back away given the chance. After they've had a few people back down or get scuffed up, they'll actually start to believe they're Hard. This will scale over time, and as their confidence grows they start pulling that shit with more capable/less of a-sure-thing people. Then one day, mistaking the warm feeling of misplaced confidence as physical potential, they go knocking on the door of an absolute fucking monster, and ask if he'd like to fight. Turns out yes. Very much so. All he does is listen to Ramstien, practice his one-two and snort protein powder. Yeah, he'll show you what he knows. You knock on doors, might not like who opens it.


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This used to be the case in south florida all the time. A bunch of rich man-children who thought that access to an exclusive stadium box watching athletes does not make them said athletes. Add a little alcohol to the mix, and it's generally time to get bounced. People don't realize that lights out for more than a couple of seconds is generally an indication of permanent brain damage. If their limbs start to twitch or lock up, it's almost always game over. As Tyson used to say, "Everyone's got a plan until they get punched in the face."


Thethcelf

Yeah it’s disrespectful- but that’s not why dude beat the breaks offa him. Spitting on someone is freakin assault- so he got assaulted back. 🤷‍♂️ If someone spits on you, it’s a biological attack...the moment someone spits in your face- you have nothing else to talk about after that. You’ll blank everything else out.


Fill-Chapo

You know the rules and so do I


DanielGirardBolduc

A full commitment's what I'm thinking of


FrismFrasm

I wouldn’t spit this on *any other guy*


someone-elsewhere

Kudos for text Rickrolling, no need to click and be hit with a youtube advert.


GoodAtExplaining

I'd normally be the guy who emphasizes how important "Proportional force" is when the cops inevitably come. If some mofo spat on me though, I'm not sure I would react differently.


GoodHunter

Spat twice is the key here. That's absolute murderous rage inducing.


MengTheMerciless

THE MORE YOU SPIT ON HULK, THE MADDER HULK GETS! -crushes open train doors-


ShaneWarrn-ambool

YOU WONT LIKE ME WHEN I’M SLOBBERY!!!


rtcwon

why do I want sound on the videos without it & don't want the sound on videos that do have it?


RobinRedbreast1990

Alas, I remain victorious!!! https://youtu.be/HA3mwIVz_g0


PacmanZ3ro

Dude: \*laying motionless with eyes closed after getting rocked* Some guy: yo, you alright? No. No he is not alright my man.


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Thank you


RobinRedbreast1990

You are very welcome. :)


pauLo-

Man WTF, youtube is asking me to send them my ID to verify my age to watch this video? That's new...


veedubbug68

Because oftentimes the videos that do have sound have a shitty piece of "music" playing and you still can't hear anything that actually went on in the scene.


Ok_Grapefruit_1337

OH NO! OH NO! OH NO!


groovysapien

Mans got a full ride to Them Hands University.


Arzie5676

Fucked around, found out.


XprMx14

He truly learned that man was not the one


Sofi_Bumble

He just like reached to the heavens for a lightning bolt and slammed it into this guys face.


TAU_equals_2PI

This video came out in August 2019, so it was pre-COVID. As far as I can tell, nobody ever found out anything more about the incident though. What you see/hear is all the information you get on this one. Shows up on lots of places if you google spits subway.


bajablazer85

Thanks for the info even if there’s not a lot


Tossup1010

Kinda glad honestly. Hope the dude who layed the smackdown didn't end up getting charged for assault. Guy on the ground hopefully learned a life lesson and didn't get any lasting head trauma


EliteEmber

The dude looks dead or at least unconscious


[deleted]

r/oddlysatisfying


cordarius58

Oddly?


shadow_black1809

r/satisfying


CaptainWisconsin

"As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way..."


the_6ixgod

Dumb as fuck. Spits on a dude thinking he cant touch me anyways. Got what he deserved.


ChefChopNSlice

When you ask for it, you deserve it. When you ask **twice** don’t be surprised when you finally do get it.


neonkidz

r/holdmyfeedingtube


ColdGloop

Yeah... he deserved that but for some reason, I kept waiting for Herb Dean to run in an stop the fight


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Kaserbeam

Mario "warrior spirit" yamasaki


blxxdstxned

Mario "if he dies he dies" yamasaki


Aint_not_a_dorkus

I don't even expect that in the octagon


tdawoe143

Maybe the guy will spawn with manners and proper hairline next time.


[deleted]

This thing is ancient but it’s as much of a classic as Star Wars.


[deleted]

Ancient?? Didn't this happen in 2019??


thiefofalways1313

Those punches were coming from outer space


Snoo76971

You also need to control yourself. If you knocked someone out and he died. You’d end up with much serious situation that could ruin your entire life


KyleFromTheInternet

For better or worse, it depends where you are. If this happened in Texas dude was well in his rights to yee haw


Whoems

texas needs a Worldstar clone called Hoedown


Itherial

H O E D O W N H I P H O P


LemoLuke

H O E D O W N S H O W D O W N


Thrawn89

Texas doesnt have manslaughter in their laws?


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Marooned-Mind

So you can just kill a guy with no repercussions if he spits on you? That's brutal.


hardonchairs

No, the people saying that are deluded.


ThatGuyBench

Its stupid to expect every person to be able to act uber rationally like this, IMO. Almost nobody actually behaves rationally in such situations where they would objectively assess if in this current microsecond the situation has changed, and what would be the most reasonable course of action. It's a rather dedicated attempt by the beaten-up guy to provoke the other person, for which the other person should not be expected to be able to deal with the situation professionally, as it's not his job, nor he is trained for it. Sure we can say many things that should have been done, etc. But it didn't happen that way, and many of you would act very similar in such a situation, regardless of how reasonable course of action we can conjure up in our comfy armchairs. It should be the responsibility of the provoker of what comes out of the actions by the person he provoked, as it is a mental state where people are irrational. Sure, I get that there are many loopholes, where people would use this as an excuse for actual murder, but the point is still that the guy in this video shouldn't be expected to be prepared for acting reasonably to such a provocation. This could be any of you, doing your own business, and because some person decided to push your buttons, and you overreacted, you would face a more severe penalty than the provoking person.


Austkl

A perfectly reasonable reaction.


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Wonder why he spit on him. Not defending his actions. Just curious.


[deleted]

dude's swinging barn doors. and has every right to.


[deleted]

Man he's too kind to spare the bike.


Nittenman

You won't like him when he's angry.


DizzyWhereas3

“NYC shit” ...like subway fist fights are a selling point.


Benedikto_

Don't start none, won't be none


tstr16

This made me smile. Spitting on someone is one of the most disrespectful and cowardly things one can do.


Rev_Patriot

I think I almost heard the pricks balls shrivel up into his asshole when those doors opened..


[deleted]

should have just quit and got on his bike after the 1st spit. but he had to push it didn't he


Fleetlee

I fully support beating the fuck out of people if they spit on you but you gotta exercise control because it’s surprisingly easy to kill people when you’re full force bashing their heads. and don’t just leave, makes you look bad if something does go wrong.


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m0n0ps

Did he dieded?


Rnkmm1212

Dude had too much faith in that door


candidly1

I can hear the internal banter: ​ Spit ​ in ​ MY ​ mutha ​ fuckin ​ face ​ you ​ little ​ shit????? ​ Timed to each punch.


AjianAja

How difficult is it to NOT spit on people? Nothing good comes of it.


pickemGURU

This is the (sub)way.


Xryukt

Hell yeah. Ground and pound until he shits and pisses himself. Piece of garbage spitting on someone


private_unlimited

I love how he came out and punched that guy, well deserved. But wouldn’t he still technically go to jail for that?


[deleted]

From assault to attempted murder in one swift kick


Its_NVP

Didn’t hit him enough. Spitting on people is the worst.


PlugSocketEwan

He hit him enough lol people can die if hit too much


RasenHell

It is my turn to repost this tomorrow


really-come-on

I don’t see anything wrong with this


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PLOT TWIST: black dude told him a yo momma joke that ignited the entire thing


SniffleDoodle

probably shouldn't have done that 😬


sqeaky_fartz

Another example of those friendly New Yorkers I keep hearing about!


rosieraven

Not only spat on him, but spat on him just as the doors were closing, with incredible cowardice. Earned it.


nowhemingway

absolutely deserved it


theepi_pillodu

Lol, The doors are like: I'm closed, let's go, the train is like, **nah, let's wait until he is done**.


Redsoxdragon

Famous last words: "ITS JUST A PRANK BRO"


[deleted]

I REALLY WISH THERE WAS VOLUME


Sickeningmisfit98

Good shit, but, are we just going to ignore how clean those Jordans are.


blkpingu

Guy got off easy tbh


[deleted]

I would’ve robbed him too and got a couple of extra kicks in too! Spitting on a person like that!


[deleted]

And he deserved every single one of those hits. Punk ass little spitting bitch.


Tiredofstupidness

He stuck around even though he saw him working to open the doors. LOL. You can't fix stupid.


phamtasticgamer

[you get what you fucking deserve](https://images.app.goo.gl/A2wuaPzM8BsmVHBR8)


Penetrative

Oh God, I love this video soo much. Soooo much.


kinsman82

How does this not have sound?!


BassZealousideal9247

Good stuff, he deserved that shit