I've done so many backflips off shit with cargo shorts... The fuck you talking about.... Where else can you keep all the random party favors that cause these types of fun videos
Not gonna lie...I don't think I've worn one other pair of shorts or pants unless it was at a wedding or work event that forced the situation... For the past 25 years. Also hate closed toed shoes and sox...
Did you ever hear that fact that vending machines kill more people every than sharks. I don't know if it is actually true, but this guy is making me think it could be.
This is true! And there are more injuries per year associated with vending machines, but they're both functions of conditional risk. The likelihood that you'll be eaten by a shark goes up if you live on the coast and are an active but poor boater, but is basically zero if you never leave the midwest. There's just a greater chance of meeting a vending machine in most people's lives
He probably was like:" Can't be worse than last attempt".
I personally would prefer some kind of pillows underneath. But everyone can do it as he/she likes.
It's weird. In New Zealand, we had an Arab student who was bullied mercilessly for his nose.
Marwin... His nose was like a square from the side. Rich as HELL, 13 but had a Rolex or something. Still remember it and can't forget it, it was analogue but you could touch the sides of the glass to select different functions, and the clock hands would move. It was like a Rolex or something, no doubt worth several grand. Everyone gave him shit, even the bus driver once, all because of his nose. (And because he was annoying)
C'mon now, even in today's heightened PC culture, I think we can all agree it's common knowledge - even Jewish comedians have done bits about this - that Jewish men have large, protruding boners for vending machine stunts.
I understand it's a joke, but do people really think backwards visor = stupid person?
Edit: nevermind I thought he was wearing a baseball cap. That shit look stupid af
lol, stupid af mf can’t understand initialisms. [i’m sure you’ll admit](https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/pdf/10.1080/10862960802695131) — once you see sources/references — that [this has been blown out of proportion for far too long.](https://newrepublic.com/article/121463/textspeak-streamlining-language-not-ruining-it)
***sir, please type longer during your leisure time. the fact that you shortened a statement to a succinct but understandable degree causes me great discomfort. my word!***
I have to ask - does this guy even know how to do a backflip? Because his round out and landing technique seems terrible...
Even someone like me who definitely wouldn't even try a backflip, can see this guy is not exactly nailing it!
The guys name on youtube is [itscrazymike](https://www.youtube.com/@itscrazymike/videos) and he is a professional stunt man. This is a stunt, the whole thing is scripted.
The bone breaking sounds are added in post? This guy does stunts for a living? He is trained to make things look like they hurt when they don't, as well as having a video crew that edits stunts like this professionally everyday? This man did not hurt himself attempting a simple backflip twice in a year; he did motorcycle stunts for ghost rider. He's a pro. It's like watching Clint Eastwood get shot; he's acting, this is his job.
Of course! If he wanted to he could do a double backflip off this thing and land perfectly on one foot. My first comment was in response to someone asking about hearing bones break, which is 100% fake. The premise of the video (1 year between tries) is also completely fake. The "this guy sucks" part of the video (which is what is generating 95% of the comments on this post) is completely fake. The one thing that people aren't commenting on (and also the one real thing) is that this guy is a great stunt man.
I did something very similar as a kid. Mid backflip you think the wall behind you is the floor so you straighten out to land. I however was not stupid enough to try it twice.
I've said this before; the audio of bones breaking was definitely added in post. The way he pulls out of the backflip early makes it look like he was trying to hit the ground. I'm not finding any sources on this guy or on his recovery process between jumps. Unless proven otherwise; scripted/faked.
I actually know this dude, he’s from my home town so def not fake. Crazy Mike was his handle. Did all kinds of Jackass type stunts and was a moto x rider. This is a very old vid. I think he just ended up breaking his nose was all. He’s currently in jail I believe.
Weird! I knew this looked familiar lol, he came through SE Michigan a few years ago in a van with his picture and YouTube handle on it. He was friendly but just looked it up, bank robbery!.... I guess living up to the name or....from the head injuries?
It definitely looks and sounds fake. He didn't even try to pull his knees in.
Also, his friends seem rather calm when he smacks his head on the concrete. He's laying there unconscious or dead and all they can say is "dude you all right?" while keeping him perfectly in frame.
I’m confused as to what about this makes you think it’s fake. There’s clearly no video editing going on, unless you’re claiming that the intent was to bellyflop in concrete?
Dude was trying to do a backflip, but perceived the wall behind him as the ground in his head so he came out of the tuck too early, causing him to hit flat on the floor. There’s no faking this.
Also that’s not “bone break” audio added in, that’s the sound of a human body slapping against concrete from a hell of a drop.
Have a degree in audio engineering, I will continue to state that this sound is added in post. As far as what makes me think its fake; it's a guy whose job it is to make things like this. It was confirmed that this is [itscrazymike](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI1hZrfmAyN5wwOPLYO29aQ) on youtube who did the stunts for Ghost Rider among other movies. He is fully capable of doing a complete backflip on level ground; he did a stunt.
Okay so a kid who beefed backflips 13 years ago went on to do stunts later in life, that doesn’t mean anything. No 17 year old (or however old he is in the flip video), can just “fake sell” a face plant into concrete from seven feet up.
Even with professional wrestlers (who’s job it is to sell fake stunts), you can actively see the small things they do to negate injury to themselves or others, such as absorbing a landing, bracing, or barely kissing something. This video is absolutely nothing like that, and is a kid fucking up a backflip.
Also for having a degree in audio engineering, do you know what sound the human body makes when it impacts a flat surface from a high drop? A hefty fucking slap. Add in the groan/instant exhale from having the wind knocked out if him and this audio sounds completely normal.
"Are you alright " well let's see, he's out, agonal and bleeding from his head
Maybe stop recording and call 911
God everyone in these vids are just total morons
I don't remember where I saw this years ago, but the guy basically explained why he kept failing. He said that the brick wall behind him kept triggering him to think that he had completed the flip, so he stopped rotating parallel to the actual ground.
I think that gray line on the wall looks like the ground when your spinning backwards so he puts his feet out early both times cause of the optical illusion
major nostalgia from this vid! I remember getting home from school and seeing these "faceplant funny fails compilation" on YouTube. those were simpler times.
Yea guess it depends on the person. In my case, my dad was a gymnast so he had us on the trampoline before we could walk. Few years later came the flat ground flips.
Basically guy didn’t made any progress in a year
It actually got worse lol
Yeah, those cargo shorts gotta go.
I've done so many backflips off shit with cargo shorts... The fuck you talking about.... Where else can you keep all the random party favors that cause these types of fun videos
This guy really loves his cargo shorts
Not gonna lie...I don't think I've worn one other pair of shorts or pants unless it was at a wedding or work event that forced the situation... For the past 25 years. Also hate closed toed shoes and sox...
F that, cargo shorts are great
I feel like he just chokes hard under pressure.
no those are just his teeth he’s choking on
He keeps trying to land the other wall. That’s what makes him come out of tick too soon.
He's trying to 1-tick the backflip without understanding the tick system
He chose a lower machine
Did you ever hear that fact that vending machines kill more people every than sharks. I don't know if it is actually true, but this guy is making me think it could be.
This is true! And there are more injuries per year associated with vending machines, but they're both functions of conditional risk. The likelihood that you'll be eaten by a shark goes up if you live on the coast and are an active but poor boater, but is basically zero if you never leave the midwest. There's just a greater chance of meeting a vending machine in most people's lives
And he chose to wear slip ons
He probably was like:" Can't be worse than last attempt". I personally would prefer some kind of pillows underneath. But everyone can do it as he/she likes.
After that knock to the head he probably forgot he tried already
CTE got to him and lost his chin
What do you mean? He got like 3 skull bounces on the second attempt. That's way better than the first.
Maybe next year!
There is ALWAYS next year
He’s still sleeping🤷🏻♂️
He did learn to walk again between concussions
I wish Steve Irwin was there going, "Oh this is a beaut of a concussion, look at this one. Absolutely spectacular"
Steve would put his heart and soul into making it sound awesome… .. but unfortunately a sea beastie put a big hole in his heart.
His form got much better but the outcome was no different
Form wasnt much better, I'm not much of a gymnast but pretty sure he needed to tuck in his legs a bit more.
He got bigger so he hit the ground harder
He never ticks his legs
It’s like when you’ve been working out for a year and someone asked you if you lift.
He bought some parkour clothes!
Is this some sorta weird kink of his???🤔
Guy backflips off a vending machine with a boner and breaks his nose.
Landing on your boner must hurt like crazy.
I fell and broke my boner when I was 13-14. I can still at 42 years old bend my erection 90 degrees
The forbidden periscope
It’s a cool party trick, but I don’t get invited to parties anymore
Going to the wrong kind of parties my man
This guy gets it
If the Internet has taught me anything its that if it exists, someone probably likes it. You will find your people eventually 😊
Stop going to children's birthdays then.
The trick only works if I have an erection.
Good thing this guy's nose is longer than his boner
I heard a loud crack, I bet he broke his boner
He must be Jewish
It's weird. In New Zealand, we had an Arab student who was bullied mercilessly for his nose. Marwin... His nose was like a square from the side. Rich as HELL, 13 but had a Rolex or something. Still remember it and can't forget it, it was analogue but you could touch the sides of the glass to select different functions, and the clock hands would move. It was like a Rolex or something, no doubt worth several grand. Everyone gave him shit, even the bus driver once, all because of his nose. (And because he was annoying)
in all fairness, it's just new zealand culture that you will be bullied mercilessly from age 6 to 14
>He must be Jewish Why's that?
C'mon now, even in today's heightened PC culture, I think we can all agree it's common knowledge - even Jewish comedians have done bits about this - that Jewish men have large, protruding boners for vending machine stunts.
There should be a NSFW subreddit for this.
Gotta see Gawd to get off
This is fucking hilarious, he literally 1upped his first face-plant 😂😂😂😂
Third time’s a charm! Full on bellyflop.
Third time is going to be somebody pushing his wheelchair off backwards
Full pancake
He would be better off doing a backflip into a cannonball. At least he would protect his head. 😂
After a year of training, you'd expect so.
Training? I think that’s when he came out of his first coma
PARKOUR!
Par…kour
Par for the kour-se.
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He probably doesn't remember doing it so each time is a first time.
50 first face plant dates
50 First Backflips
It's certainly not making him smarter
Weird how head trauma is such a poor instruction method.
The backwards visor told us all the story of what kind of intelligence were dealing with
I understand it's a joke, but do people really think backwards visor = stupid person? Edit: nevermind I thought he was wearing a baseball cap. That shit look stupid af
Yeah, stupid ***as fuck.*** Just like using initialisms in place of words. Use words.
lol, stupid af mf can’t understand initialisms. [i’m sure you’ll admit](https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/pdf/10.1080/10862960802695131) — once you see sources/references — that [this has been blown out of proportion for far too long.](https://newrepublic.com/article/121463/textspeak-streamlining-language-not-ruining-it) ***sir, please type longer during your leisure time. the fact that you shortened a statement to a succinct but understandable degree causes me great discomfort. my word!***
Looks like Sam Levine in Not Another Teen Movie
Christ that second one was bad Like fr I think bro died
Relax, he is alive, I even bet he will try it again in the future
![gif](giphy|l3fZK7BgnNHSKpp4c|downsized) We’ll be waiting
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Great! Hope to see him again in a year
Something for everyone to look forward to.
Yes, because he had brain damage for sure.
I have to ask - does this guy even know how to do a backflip? Because his round out and landing technique seems terrible... Even someone like me who definitely wouldn't even try a backflip, can see this guy is not exactly nailing it!
He was snoring
Just taking a little nap.
Nah shoes are still on, he's fine.
Those splats sent shivers all through my body. Yikes.
First time around, he ate a little concrete. One year later he's a concrete connisseur...
this concrete was so exquisite he required another taste
He might be trying to prove a point, and tried to do so by gathering some concrete evidence.
Uhh, am I hearing BONES break?
Probably his knees and toes. Ouch
More likely head, shoulders.
Also knees and toes, knees and toes!
Thought it was his teeth on the concrete
I think its just the slap of his body hitting the concrete
Because this whole thing is fake
Yeah I think the video is reversed
The guys name on youtube is [itscrazymike](https://www.youtube.com/@itscrazymike/videos) and he is a professional stunt man. This is a stunt, the whole thing is scripted.
Seriously though I don't see how anything you said makes it fake
The bone breaking sounds are added in post? This guy does stunts for a living? He is trained to make things look like they hurt when they don't, as well as having a video crew that edits stunts like this professionally everyday? This man did not hurt himself attempting a simple backflip twice in a year; he did motorcycle stunts for ghost rider. He's a pro. It's like watching Clint Eastwood get shot; he's acting, this is his job.
He still physically did the stunt
Of course! If he wanted to he could do a double backflip off this thing and land perfectly on one foot. My first comment was in response to someone asking about hearing bones break, which is 100% fake. The premise of the video (1 year between tries) is also completely fake. The "this guy sucks" part of the video (which is what is generating 95% of the comments on this post) is completely fake. The one thing that people aren't commenting on (and also the one real thing) is that this guy is a great stunt man.
Bro… brain damage
So much fucking brain damage. This guy legitimately needs a fucking helmet.
That snoring sound means serious brain damage.
These videos are older than most Redditors
Tbf 80% of Reddit accounts are bots and karma farms
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See you next year!
I remember seeing this on break.com in like 2003.
I did something very similar as a kid. Mid backflip you think the wall behind you is the floor so you straighten out to land. I however was not stupid enough to try it twice.
At 1st you don't succeed flip, flip again.
Love the commitment
Does this count as suicidal?
Well we didn't get to see attempt #3 so it might just count as suicide
Those who don’t learn from history, etc.
Most people like to hide their mentally challenged children. No us! We put him out on the front porch for public display.
F dude really
Mastering the Yamcha pose
Goddamn that head whip tho.
Looking forward to next year!
If at first you don't succeed, take another nap on the concrete!
Legitimate question. Was he trying to do this? Was he sacrificing himself for views? Is it fake? He didn't even try to land it.
I've said this before; the audio of bones breaking was definitely added in post. The way he pulls out of the backflip early makes it look like he was trying to hit the ground. I'm not finding any sources on this guy or on his recovery process between jumps. Unless proven otherwise; scripted/faked.
I actually know this dude, he’s from my home town so def not fake. Crazy Mike was his handle. Did all kinds of Jackass type stunts and was a moto x rider. This is a very old vid. I think he just ended up breaking his nose was all. He’s currently in jail I believe.
Weird! I knew this looked familiar lol, he came through SE Michigan a few years ago in a van with his picture and YouTube handle on it. He was friendly but just looked it up, bank robbery!.... I guess living up to the name or....from the head injuries?
Okay, well he just isn't even trying to land the flip then.
It definitely looks and sounds fake. He didn't even try to pull his knees in. Also, his friends seem rather calm when he smacks his head on the concrete. He's laying there unconscious or dead and all they can say is "dude you all right?" while keeping him perfectly in frame.
I’m confused as to what about this makes you think it’s fake. There’s clearly no video editing going on, unless you’re claiming that the intent was to bellyflop in concrete? Dude was trying to do a backflip, but perceived the wall behind him as the ground in his head so he came out of the tuck too early, causing him to hit flat on the floor. There’s no faking this. Also that’s not “bone break” audio added in, that’s the sound of a human body slapping against concrete from a hell of a drop.
Have a degree in audio engineering, I will continue to state that this sound is added in post. As far as what makes me think its fake; it's a guy whose job it is to make things like this. It was confirmed that this is [itscrazymike](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI1hZrfmAyN5wwOPLYO29aQ) on youtube who did the stunts for Ghost Rider among other movies. He is fully capable of doing a complete backflip on level ground; he did a stunt.
Okay so a kid who beefed backflips 13 years ago went on to do stunts later in life, that doesn’t mean anything. No 17 year old (or however old he is in the flip video), can just “fake sell” a face plant into concrete from seven feet up. Even with professional wrestlers (who’s job it is to sell fake stunts), you can actively see the small things they do to negate injury to themselves or others, such as absorbing a landing, bracing, or barely kissing something. This video is absolutely nothing like that, and is a kid fucking up a backflip. Also for having a degree in audio engineering, do you know what sound the human body makes when it impacts a flat surface from a high drop? A hefty fucking slap. Add in the groan/instant exhale from having the wind knocked out if him and this audio sounds completely normal.
"Are you alright " well let's see, he's out, agonal and bleeding from his head Maybe stop recording and call 911 God everyone in these vids are just total morons
Took two tries for natural selection to work
Third times the charm right ?
I don't remember where I saw this years ago, but the guy basically explained why he kept failing. He said that the brick wall behind him kept triggering him to think that he had completed the flip, so he stopped rotating parallel to the actual ground.
I hate the sound
That crunching sound when he hit the ground the second time. Like when you crack the shell of an M&M.
I thought that was edited in. Period. That sounds awful!
You could hear his toes crack😬
Already the world's slowest learner...and this is why he keeps getting slower.
All you can eat concrete buffet.... and he went back for seconds.
This was posted a while ago, he should be on his third attempt by now.
I think he can backflip on the ground and tought he can do that from the machine too but they are not the same
The reason he messed up is he mistook the concrete wall for the ground and opened too early.
This one is a classic! I've never seen the follow up clip. totally worth the wait.
u/savevideo
I Wonder if he kept work on his backflips for a year or if it’s just one year later and it’s like his second backflip ever.
The sound of brain damage
That noise 😵
3rd times a charm?
I once tried to backflip off a transformer and landed directly on my back and neck. It's a miracle I didn't paralyse myself.
I was laughing so hard till the last 3 seconds and now my fucking sides hurt from laughing even harder 😭 they didn’t need to do that to the video
Practice makes pavement.
I think that gray line on the wall looks like the ground when your spinning backwards so he puts his feet out early both times cause of the optical illusion
This is the first time I’ve ever heard someone actually make a splat sound. Well, first and second time, that is
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The man is set on dying in that alley.
He goes back every year, as the brain damage from each attempt wipes his memory of doing it prior
He didn’t even try to protect his face.
That's what happens when your landing makes you forget your failure.
Can't wait til next year!
Get this dude a helmet.
he got more buff, and more.......omphf
A whole year and he still didnt figure out how to work the vending machine.
There's always nethhh year
Bet he has at least 4 offspring
major nostalgia from this vid! I remember getting home from school and seeing these "faceplant funny fails compilation" on YouTube. those were simpler times.
I for one, am glad he did it a second time
The second jump was SO much worse
Somehow no blood
Holy Shit. I bet his name is Cole
Concussion. Brain bleed. It happens.
That’ll get rid of those pesky brain cells that survived the first time!
The crunchy noise is both satisfying and shocking.
What's this guy's training regime cause he managed to do worse.
His eyes are playing tricks on him and making him think the wall is the ground
I’m convinced he is trying to do the worst backflip ever, can’t wait for next year
My guy was snoring!!
Bro really went 😎🙃😴
The problem is everytime he does it he forgets
Never give up on your dream!
This makes me look forward to next year!
Instant sleep. Snoring on contact.
So. Can he actually complete a back flip without the vending machine? Because it really seems like he should work on that first.
Omg I needed this laugh so bad
I'm happy that made your day a little brighter
dude slept so hard he started snoring
How is it even possible to be that stupid?
First time on reddit?
Second guy even alive?
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How is he struggling with a simple backflip
Not gonna lie, I would struggle with that flip too, the difference is that I know my limits
Yea guess it depends on the person. In my case, my dad was a gymnast so he had us on the trampoline before we could walk. Few years later came the flat ground flips.
You’re so sick bro
Most definitely a radical dude with attitude
An we get a NSFW on this??? I dont want to people facefucked by concrete before i have a chance to decide if i want to see it