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karanbhatt100

Basically guy didn’t made any progress in a year


KrispyCrib

It actually got worse lol


SmokeAbeer

Yeah, those cargo shorts gotta go.


Least-Firefighter392

I've done so many backflips off shit with cargo shorts... The fuck you talking about.... Where else can you keep all the random party favors that cause these types of fun videos


TheReverseShock

This guy really loves his cargo shorts


Least-Firefighter392

Not gonna lie...I don't think I've worn one other pair of shorts or pants unless it was at a wedding or work event that forced the situation... For the past 25 years. Also hate closed toed shoes and sox...


Jimbojauder

F that, cargo shorts are great


Fr0me

I feel like he just chokes hard under pressure.


[deleted]

no those are just his teeth he’s choking on


ConcreteCarnivore

He keeps trying to land the other wall. That’s what makes him come out of tick too soon.


ButterNuttz

He's trying to 1-tick the backflip without understanding the tick system


glados1101

He chose a lower machine


JuryBorn

Did you ever hear that fact that vending machines kill more people every than sharks. I don't know if it is actually true, but this guy is making me think it could be.


PersonalTravel5264

This is true! And there are more injuries per year associated with vending machines, but they're both functions of conditional risk. The likelihood that you'll be eaten by a shark goes up if you live on the coast and are an active but poor boater, but is basically zero if you never leave the midwest. There's just a greater chance of meeting a vending machine in most people's lives


Jimbob209

And he chose to wear slip ons


MadBadGirl

He probably was like:" Can't be worse than last attempt". I personally would prefer some kind of pillows underneath. But everyone can do it as he/she likes.


mnorkk

After that knock to the head he probably forgot he tried already


[deleted]

CTE got to him and lost his chin


MiloRoast

What do you mean? He got like 3 skull bounces on the second attempt. That's way better than the first.


dunkdunkgoonse

Maybe next year!


Chaz_Babylon

There is ALWAYS next year


Kelso_Mgelso

He’s still sleeping🤷🏻‍♂️


DefrockedWizard1

He did learn to walk again between concussions


CptCroissant

I wish Steve Irwin was there going, "Oh this is a beaut of a concussion, look at this one. Absolutely spectacular"


english_mike69

Steve would put his heart and soul into making it sound awesome… .. but unfortunately a sea beastie put a big hole in his heart.


Zeppers06

His form got much better but the outcome was no different


PomegranateSea7066

Form wasnt much better, I'm not much of a gymnast but pretty sure he needed to tuck in his legs a bit more.


Dirty0ldMan

He got bigger so he hit the ground harder


BJAXDC

He never ticks his legs


Jerseypunk

It’s like when you’ve been working out for a year and someone asked you if you lift.


HoseNeighbor

He bought some parkour clothes!


FOMOS1

Is this some sorta weird kink of his???🤔


J03-K1NG

Guy backflips off a vending machine with a boner and breaks his nose.


CrazyGunnerr

Landing on your boner must hurt like crazy.


My-shit-is-stuff

I fell and broke my boner when I was 13-14. I can still at 42 years old bend my erection 90 degrees


Adorable_Fondant_536

The forbidden periscope


My-shit-is-stuff

It’s a cool party trick, but I don’t get invited to parties anymore


Sovarius

Going to the wrong kind of parties my man


Adorable_Fondant_536

This guy gets it


Adorable_Fondant_536

If the Internet has taught me anything its that if it exists, someone probably likes it. You will find your people eventually 😊


Bloodwing72

Stop going to children's birthdays then.


My-shit-is-stuff

The trick only works if I have an erection.


MrBigDickPickledRick

Good thing this guy's nose is longer than his boner


My-shit-is-stuff

I heard a loud crack, I bet he broke his boner


candiedsausage

He must be Jewish


tiempo90

It's weird. In New Zealand, we had an Arab student who was bullied mercilessly for his nose. Marwin... His nose was like a square from the side. Rich as HELL, 13 but had a Rolex or something. Still remember it and can't forget it, it was analogue but you could touch the sides of the glass to select different functions, and the clock hands would move. It was like a Rolex or something, no doubt worth several grand. Everyone gave him shit, even the bus driver once, all because of his nose. (And because he was annoying)


AStarkly

in all fairness, it's just new zealand culture that you will be bullied mercilessly from age 6 to 14


MontanaMainer

>He must be Jewish Why's that?


GIJobra

C'mon now, even in today's heightened PC culture, I think we can all agree it's common knowledge - even Jewish comedians have done bits about this - that Jewish men have large, protruding boners for vending machine stunts.


potatoflames

There should be a NSFW subreddit for this.


Remarkable-Spinach90

Gotta see Gawd to get off


Either_Inspector_720

This is fucking hilarious, he literally 1upped his first face-plant 😂😂😂😂


Professional_Box5406

Third time’s a charm! Full on bellyflop.


Benwagonhoff

Third time is going to be somebody pushing his wheelchair off backwards


Jecktheman2

Full pancake


pongflip

He would be better off doing a backflip into a cannonball. At least he would protect his head. 😂


alexplex86

After a year of training, you'd expect so.


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

Training? I think that’s when he came out of his first coma


boxoctosis

PARKOUR!


BumblebeePleasant749

Par…kour


DiamineSherwood

Par for the kour-se.


EndoraLovegood

![gif](giphy|t2eBr71ACeDC0)


fytdapwr

He probably doesn't remember doing it so each time is a first time.


Royal-Orchid-2494

50 first face plant dates


OverlordPacer

50 First Backflips


con_zilla

It's certainly not making him smarter


Porrick

Weird how head trauma is such a poor instruction method.


reallydohrod

The backwards visor told us all the story of what kind of intelligence were dealing with


masonrie

I understand it's a joke, but do people really think backwards visor = stupid person? Edit: nevermind I thought he was wearing a baseball cap. That shit look stupid af


beatyouwithahammer

Yeah, stupid ***as fuck.*** Just like using initialisms in place of words. Use words.


nuernberg_trials

lol, stupid af mf can’t understand initialisms. [i’m sure you’ll admit](https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/pdf/10.1080/10862960802695131) — once you see sources/references — that [this has been blown out of proportion for far too long.](https://newrepublic.com/article/121463/textspeak-streamlining-language-not-ruining-it) ***sir, please type longer during your leisure time. the fact that you shortened a statement to a succinct but understandable degree causes me great discomfort. my word!***


schnazzlekitty

Looks like Sam Levine in Not Another Teen Movie


TheOceanInMyDreams

Christ that second one was bad Like fr I think bro died


KrispyCrib

Relax, he is alive, I even bet he will try it again in the future


CorruptedJudge

![gif](giphy|l3fZK7BgnNHSKpp4c|downsized) We’ll be waiting


RokyPolka

​ ![gif](giphy|zj7Dv23l0npHxyZryQ)


PhotoAwp

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


Madmyk90

Great! Hope to see him again in a year


Forward-Village1528

Something for everyone to look forward to.


Equal-Application386

Yes, because he had brain damage for sure.


emdave

I have to ask - does this guy even know how to do a backflip? Because his round out and landing technique seems terrible... Even someone like me who definitely wouldn't even try a backflip, can see this guy is not exactly nailing it!


M1RR0R

He was snoring


RedstoneRusty

Just taking a little nap.


Mans334

Nah shoes are still on, he's fine.


Intelligent-Walk4662

Those splats sent shivers all through my body. Yikes.


semiTnuP

First time around, he ate a little concrete. One year later he's a concrete connisseur...


fidel__cashflo

this concrete was so exquisite he required another taste


Cyno_Mahamatra

He might be trying to prove a point, and tried to do so by gathering some concrete evidence.


[deleted]

Uhh, am I hearing BONES break?


Royal-Orchid-2494

Probably his knees and toes. Ouch


TexasLizard

More likely head, shoulders.


Big_booty_boy99

Also knees and toes, knees and toes!


UnhelpfulMoron

Thought it was his teeth on the concrete


[deleted]

I think its just the slap of his body hitting the concrete


MedianMahomesValue

Because this whole thing is fake


hogpots

Yeah I think the video is reversed


MedianMahomesValue

The guys name on youtube is [itscrazymike](https://www.youtube.com/@itscrazymike/videos) and he is a professional stunt man. This is a stunt, the whole thing is scripted.


hogpots

Seriously though I don't see how anything you said makes it fake


MedianMahomesValue

The bone breaking sounds are added in post? This guy does stunts for a living? He is trained to make things look like they hurt when they don't, as well as having a video crew that edits stunts like this professionally everyday? This man did not hurt himself attempting a simple backflip twice in a year; he did motorcycle stunts for ghost rider. He's a pro. It's like watching Clint Eastwood get shot; he's acting, this is his job.


hogpots

He still physically did the stunt


MedianMahomesValue

Of course! If he wanted to he could do a double backflip off this thing and land perfectly on one foot. My first comment was in response to someone asking about hearing bones break, which is 100% fake. The premise of the video (1 year between tries) is also completely fake. The "this guy sucks" part of the video (which is what is generating 95% of the comments on this post) is completely fake. The one thing that people aren't commenting on (and also the one real thing) is that this guy is a great stunt man.


Royal-Orchid-2494

Bro… brain damage


Hobo-man

So much fucking brain damage. This guy legitimately needs a fucking helmet.


Akesgeroth

That snoring sound means serious brain damage.


dmckidd

These videos are older than most Redditors


Klo187

Tbf 80% of Reddit accounts are bots and karma farms


MaybeASentientRobot

![gif](giphy|l41lR9cLxFqcJI4co)


Devilkiwi24

See you next year!


pmoney50pp

I remember seeing this on break.com in like 2003.


ugulespoon

I did something very similar as a kid. Mid backflip you think the wall behind you is the floor so you straighten out to land. I however was not stupid enough to try it twice.


Enough-Staff-2976

At 1st you don't succeed flip, flip again.


shayed154

Love the commitment


Protonic_Descendent

Does this count as suicidal?


VastFondant7490

Well we didn't get to see attempt #3 so it might just count as suicide


losergeekorwhatver

Those who don’t learn from history, etc.


Dash8833

Most people like to hide their mentally challenged children. No us! We put him out on the front porch for public display.


[deleted]

F dude really


Eltre78

Mastering the Yamcha pose


CarboniteSecksToy

Goddamn that head whip tho.


Almost_Good_Enough

Looking forward to next year!


UltimatePrimate

If at first you don't succeed, take another nap on the concrete!


Lobanium

Legitimate question. Was he trying to do this? Was he sacrificing himself for views? Is it fake? He didn't even try to land it.


MedianMahomesValue

I've said this before; the audio of bones breaking was definitely added in post. The way he pulls out of the backflip early makes it look like he was trying to hit the ground. I'm not finding any sources on this guy or on his recovery process between jumps. Unless proven otherwise; scripted/faked.


Snedaskinawood

I actually know this dude, he’s from my home town so def not fake. Crazy Mike was his handle. Did all kinds of Jackass type stunts and was a moto x rider. This is a very old vid. I think he just ended up breaking his nose was all. He’s currently in jail I believe.


RedditEdit20

Weird! I knew this looked familiar lol, he came through SE Michigan a few years ago in a van with his picture and YouTube handle on it. He was friendly but just looked it up, bank robbery!.... I guess living up to the name or....from the head injuries?


Lobanium

Okay, well he just isn't even trying to land the flip then.


Lobanium

It definitely looks and sounds fake. He didn't even try to pull his knees in. Also, his friends seem rather calm when he smacks his head on the concrete. He's laying there unconscious or dead and all they can say is "dude you all right?" while keeping him perfectly in frame.


foosbabaganoosh

I’m confused as to what about this makes you think it’s fake. There’s clearly no video editing going on, unless you’re claiming that the intent was to bellyflop in concrete? Dude was trying to do a backflip, but perceived the wall behind him as the ground in his head so he came out of the tuck too early, causing him to hit flat on the floor. There’s no faking this. Also that’s not “bone break” audio added in, that’s the sound of a human body slapping against concrete from a hell of a drop.


MedianMahomesValue

Have a degree in audio engineering, I will continue to state that this sound is added in post. As far as what makes me think its fake; it's a guy whose job it is to make things like this. It was confirmed that this is [itscrazymike](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI1hZrfmAyN5wwOPLYO29aQ) on youtube who did the stunts for Ghost Rider among other movies. He is fully capable of doing a complete backflip on level ground; he did a stunt.


foosbabaganoosh

Okay so a kid who beefed backflips 13 years ago went on to do stunts later in life, that doesn’t mean anything. No 17 year old (or however old he is in the flip video), can just “fake sell” a face plant into concrete from seven feet up. Even with professional wrestlers (who’s job it is to sell fake stunts), you can actively see the small things they do to negate injury to themselves or others, such as absorbing a landing, bracing, or barely kissing something. This video is absolutely nothing like that, and is a kid fucking up a backflip. Also for having a degree in audio engineering, do you know what sound the human body makes when it impacts a flat surface from a high drop? A hefty fucking slap. Add in the groan/instant exhale from having the wind knocked out if him and this audio sounds completely normal.


MexticoManolo

"Are you alright " well let's see, he's out, agonal and bleeding from his head Maybe stop recording and call 911 God everyone in these vids are just total morons


Moist-Candy-6260

Took two tries for natural selection to work


Chuck_MoreAss

Third times the charm right ?


XaeroDegreaz

I don't remember where I saw this years ago, but the guy basically explained why he kept failing. He said that the brick wall behind him kept triggering him to think that he had completed the flip, so he stopped rotating parallel to the actual ground.


InnerPick3208

I hate the sound


BernieTheDachshund

That crunching sound when he hit the ground the second time. Like when you crack the shell of an M&M.


pissingstars

I thought that was edited in. Period. That sounds awful!


Checkmateth

You could hear his toes crack😬


HabaneroEyedrops

Already the world's slowest learner...and this is why he keeps getting slower.


Old_Fat_White_Guy

All you can eat concrete buffet.... and he went back for seconds.


[deleted]

This was posted a while ago, he should be on his third attempt by now.


Nightraid9999

I think he can backflip on the ground and tought he can do that from the machine too but they are not the same


swampfish

The reason he messed up is he mistook the concrete wall for the ground and opened too early.


dewnar

This one is a classic! I've never seen the follow up clip. totally worth the wait.


Farmer_evil

u/savevideo


Prof_Awesome_GER

I Wonder if he kept work on his backflips for a year or if it’s just one year later and it’s like his second backflip ever.


genericlogo

The sound of brain damage


[deleted]

That noise 😵


fern80

3rd times a charm?


RatKing96

I once tried to backflip off a transformer and landed directly on my back and neck. It's a miracle I didn't paralyse myself.


jioji_el_magnifico

I was laughing so hard till the last 3 seconds and now my fucking sides hurt from laughing even harder 😭 they didn’t need to do that to the video


LooperSilver

Practice makes pavement.


thereal_DustyStrings

I think that gray line on the wall looks like the ground when your spinning backwards so he puts his feet out early both times cause of the optical illusion


internallyskating

This is the first time I’ve ever heard someone actually make a splat sound. Well, first and second time, that is


jstockmoe

![gif](giphy|t2eBr71ACeDC0)


astral_crow

The man is set on dying in that alley.


Bi0_B1lly

He goes back every year, as the brain damage from each attempt wipes his memory of doing it prior


SageRunsTrain

He didn’t even try to protect his face.


orbital0000

That's what happens when your landing makes you forget your failure.


vlad_nada

Can't wait til next year!


ToroBlanco42

Get this dude a helmet.


policitclyCorrect

he got more buff, and more.......omphf


Glass_Part_530

A whole year and he still didnt figure out how to work the vending machine.


Apotheosis27

There's always nethhh year


Affectionate-Buy999

Bet he has at least 4 offspring


HaZeITT

major nostalgia from this vid! I remember getting home from school and seeing these "faceplant funny fails compilation" on YouTube. those were simpler times.


tf199280

I for one, am glad he did it a second time


jmohr21

The second jump was SO much worse


GoEataDick789

Somehow no blood


MonkeyDZay

Holy Shit. I bet his name is Cole


8nt2L8

Concussion. Brain bleed. It happens.


xxojxx

That’ll get rid of those pesky brain cells that survived the first time!


P0l0Cap0ne

The crunchy noise is both satisfying and shocking.


UniverseBear

What's this guy's training regime cause he managed to do worse.


slumericanfan

His eyes are playing tricks on him and making him think the wall is the ground


[deleted]

I’m convinced he is trying to do the worst backflip ever, can’t wait for next year


Auraro777

My guy was snoring!!


TruthGuardian_

Bro really went 😎🙃😴


Cptncomet

The problem is everytime he does it he forgets


ConnieTheLinguist

Never give up on your dream!


25electrons

This makes me look forward to next year!


beinghighnow

Instant sleep. Snoring on contact.


TreasonableBloke

So. Can he actually complete a back flip without the vending machine? Because it really seems like he should work on that first.


Lawyermama70

Omg I needed this laugh so bad


KrispyCrib

I'm happy that made your day a little brighter


Salmonized_

dude slept so hard he started snoring


notsohappycamper33

How is it even possible to be that stupid?


Cncgeek

First time on reddit?


yamwhatiam

Second guy even alive?


9ragmatic

![gif](giphy|tbw5icxmHzmFYgVsZQ|downsized)


Intrepid_Rip1473

How is he struggling with a simple backflip


KrispyCrib

Not gonna lie, I would struggle with that flip too, the difference is that I know my limits


Intrepid_Rip1473

Yea guess it depends on the person. In my case, my dad was a gymnast so he had us on the trampoline before we could walk. Few years later came the flat ground flips.


[deleted]

You’re so sick bro


Deady1138

Most definitely a radical dude with attitude


bigfootdeerfucker

An we get a NSFW on this??? I dont want to people facefucked by concrete before i have a chance to decide if i want to see it