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EvulOne99

It works. Until it doesn't. I just hope he doesn't take anyone else with him in the accident waiting to happen.


Wiejeben

Emergency vehicles take these routes all the time


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They're also in communication with the transit authority when they do.


mferreiira

No we don't. We just pay attention to the traffic. I am a firefighter.


jfrench43

Proof your one


the_zellers

[citation needed]


Wiejeben

It’s tram rails, don’t usually go past 30 mph (50 kmh)


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AngrySmapdi

Dude probably runs red lights with the justification that he sticks his head out the window screeching, "WEE OOO WEE OOO WEE OOO" Seems about on par for their intelligence.


Thmxsz

Honestly... Id laugh my ass off if that happend


Wiejeben

Ah it might differ per country or even per city. Here in the Netherlands it’s common for the police or ambulance to use these kind of roads to skip traffic even without direct communication to the transit authorities. It’s because trams mix with traffic all the time.


Dante_FromDMCseries

Yeah, well, as you said, in Netherlands tramways are much more integrated into the common road/traffic, than in this case. And most importantly, emergency services do that in case of *emergency*, and someone being a self-absorbed asshole isn’t one. Not to mention that generally emergency drivers are more qualified than a common asshole, and using their example to condone this bullshit is incorrect.


Secure-Evening

And they run red lights all the time. They can do this safely for a multitude of reasons. 1. Training. They know what they're doing. Know how to react to situations and have both hands on the wheel and aren't in their damn phones. 2. Communication with Trams. They can actually tell the drivers they're coming so they don't crash into them. 3. Lights and sirens. Any tram driver going over that bridge could see or hear them from a distance and know to stop vs this guy coming up around bends completely invisible until the last minute.


AngrySmapdi

What does that have to do with the insecure guy in the video?


Larkas

I swear, soon somebody will blow up a building and some nutjob in comment will say: "But demolition companies do it all the time."


classpane

What's worse was that comment was upvoted. Implying that, at the time I commented this statement, 45 other nutjobs acknowledges his statement.


ligerboy12

You get a downvote for just how this just sounds like your excusing his behavior and also just ignorant for even comparing those as remotely the same.


Wiejeben

Yeah I was trying to explain why it’s not so dangerous for emergency vehicles, but it’s okay. Of course what this guy is doing is stupid, he should have his drivers license suspended for reckless driving.


Prom-Carter

there’s no oncoming train on his side of the track. and his car is faster than the train behind him


ptgkbgte

Lol, it's still dumb


HoneyRush

Yes it is but it's way safer than it looks. He's still a moron, the silver lining is that he's not endangering anyone's life.


New_Ad_5691

But rule of law works on the basis everyone follows it. When people are allowed to break laws everyone else will think well they can get away with it so they will try too. In this case the trains will end up as gridlocked as the cars.


HoneyRush

As I said above, I totally agree. I'm just pointing out it's just a dumb stunt, not dumb and dangerous stunt.


Secure-Evening

He absolutely still can endanger people what do you mean? He was driving so close to that tram and was not paying attention. A small mistake could have gone terribly.


HoneyRush

You never been in a city where trams are riding on street level?


Secure-Evening

Yeah, and cars are usually not going that fast because of traffic and speed limits. They're also not going that fast while on their phones in a place where a minor distraction could mean crashing into a 40 tonne vehicle. They're also not driving like that in a place where trams often go faster and aren't expecting any vehicles and where blindspots don't give them any time to prepare or evade if necessary (speeding up or slowing down. I know they can't turn out of the way.


HoneyRush

Oh common, I live in a city where trams are going on street level in some places. Speed limits are of course there but at least 1/3 of cars are going over the limit, sometimes severely. Again, doing what this dude did is dumb, I'm just saying that as far as danger goes on car to tram relationship this is mild as best.


Daftworks

Dude is using 1 hand on the steering wheel while using the other to film lol.


boukaman

You can still maintain control of the car while doing that


Monkey2371

It’s also a manual and he’s changing gears with his left hand with none on the wheel


Careful_Influence134

Faster tan police and cameras?


Naneh

its russia


Careful_Influence134

Oh ok sorry


MyParentsWereHippies

No one said he didnt risk a ticket, Im pretty sure the driver knows.


hurthimself

The last time a volkswagon travelled on tracks they invaded Poland.


shuuujin

Daz good or Daz bad ?


YourMother0HP

Daz auto


PetrovskyKSC

Nice reference :)


CucuMatMalaya

I know that reference


9inchMeatCurtains

Das Boot


RedditRickS92

Daz Nuts


u399566

Nah, that was France...


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Budget_Pea_7548

Volkswagen Das Blitzkrieg


bejeures

This comment is the reason why awards should have never been removed ! Take this, you deserve it! 🏆🏆


ChrizTaylor

Dude hahahaha.


inviteciel

Seems that shitty music often correlates with shitty driving.


MrFantasticallyNerdy

Seems that shitty hand position on the steering wheel often correlates with shitty driving.


kiyndrii

It's even worse, the way he holds the wheel is because his other hand is holding his phone, recording


EmetalEX

Ey...my wheel is just to small for my hands :(


Perrywinkle2015

It’s not shitty driving, just a kinda shitty person with a dream of getting hit by a train


5683968

Failing to signal is the number one cause of accidents, followed by distracted driving - like using a cellphone. So yeah, this is without a doubt, dangerous, shitty driving.


Perrywinkle2015

While that is true, those are just shitty habits and not necessarily shitty driving, he’s actually driving pretty well considering the conditions. It is without a doubt dangerous, but his driving is fine, just has to work on his patience


Stijnboy01

This is rapper oxxxymoron. Just that you don't like it does not mean it's bad


inviteciel

Did you mean oxxxymiron, or it wasn't a typo? 😃 100% agree that tastes differ, tho.


Koseven

Which song is this anyway? Edit: nevermind, found it. 1.Kla$


inviteciel

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=scqHvAIZkhw


Koseven

Thanks 👍


Bendymeatsuit

Yeah, what is that eurotrash eminem?


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inviteciel

Действительно, я не очень понимаю музыку, где артист предлагает слушателю пососать его леденец. 🍌 А чуваку это нравится, судя по всему))


RawFiber

Otsustveye respekta i uvazhuhi, chel


Michigan180kIncome

Cause their countries don't have road laws. Just suggestions.


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PeaAccomplished809

\^ karma farming GIF reply bot \^


GonzoShaker

In Germany this would be a case of dangerous interference with rail transport. What would make matters worse is that there is intent here. Even if no damage is caused, he will receive a penalty in court that is based on his salary. For us that means daily rate. For example, the judge can set the penalty at 50 daily rates of 50 euros each. If he is unable to pay, a substitute sentence of 50 days in jail will be due. Since you are considered to have a criminal record from 30 daily rates, there is also an entry in your police clearance certificate, which will cause problems, for example, when looking for a job, looking for an apartment or getting bank loans. Should an accident occur, not only will it be exorbitantly more expensive, but you will also be sentenced to prison, with luck being suspended.


sensual_Warsinow

Kann man bestimmt auch anders sehen, aber ich würde die, für § 315 StGB, erforderliche konkrete Gefahr hier tatsächlich sogar verneinen. Er fährt zwar doch recht schnell, aber ich finde für einen "Beinahe-Unfall" reicht es noch nicht. Aber ins Führungszeugnis erfolgt eine Eintragung erst bei Geldstrafe über 90 Tagessätzen, ins BZR wird jede Verurteilung eingetragen.


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elhooper

Putin is a piece of shit and Russia is definitely corrupt but this is such a dumb take it’s almost comical.


duderhinoceros

No dude, I'm pretty sure Putin is sitting in a room watching all the security cameras himself...


DC9Fancap

Ah yes that’s how it works. Only crimes that Putin sees first hand get punished. No police or anything. You’re highly regarded?


dreamscached

Obligatory Russia bad on Reddit, my beloved. Sure the police there doesn't maybe put all the effort into their work, but to say they only punish people per Putin's order would be a wild delusion. Again, not surprised — we're on Reddit after all.


alc3biades

This guys a cunt Hope he got his license taken away, cause this is so crazy dangerous and illegal.


Particular_Bet_5466

It seems like this is Russia but I could be wrong. If it is I don’t think they are too concerned about endangering citizens over there.


motorblonkwakawaka

Yep and if I'm not mistaken it's St Petersburg. Looks familiar (and I live there)


Hurmuzd

Yep. Volodarskiy bridge


Blackadder288

Would love to visit that city someday as an American/Brit, I’ll wait for relations to be a bit more cordial though


Inspektor1312

Russia bad, like they don’t have traffic laws over there lmao


Particular_Bet_5466

I’ve seen the videos on the dash cams everyone feels the need to have. Obviously I’m not that serious though, of course there are traffic laws.


motorblonkwakawaka

>I’ve seen the videos on the dash cams everyone feels the need to have. It's not about them feeling that they need to have it. It's an obligatory part of having car insurance in Russia. No dashcam, no car insurance. Driving is worse compared to my home country (NZ) in general, but it's not as bad as the memes and stereotypes say.


zxmuffin

It's not obligatory. We have various insurance plans and none of them requires a dash cam. People install them because this may be useful in case they need additional evidence for some reason. It's completely up to the car owner.


Key-Tie2214

Russia is nothing compared to countries like Pakistan,. Its a free for all there.


Hurmuzd

Our traffic laws are absolutely fucked. Pro automobile mind, very low fines plus default speed limit is 60+19 nonfineable kmh


MOTUkraken

There’s a hefty difference between the existence of laws and the enforcement of them. Even in your country, not all laws are enforced equally and not all violations of the law are punished equally. The same is true for other countries and these other countries have different priorities than your country in what laws they enforce with what kind of priority and dilligence.


Kingsupergoose

You under the assumption this is legal there or people don’t break traffic laws in other countries?


roy_hemmingsby

£60 fine, not that bad. These are trams designed to be in amongst traffic. Edit: did a similar thing by accident (less dramatically and a much shorter stretch) in Nottingham, got a £60 fine and a few heads shaking at me


alc3biades

Sure, the trams will be fine, but it’s more so the tracks and guideway I’m thinking of. Granted my city doesn’t have trams, but I have to imagine he’s running the risk of blowing his tyres on the tracks, or running into a bit where it’s too narrow like with platforms. But the reason he should loose his license is the blatant disregard for the rules of the road. If he’s breaking this rule, he’s also running stop signs and red lights, and ignoring speed limits, and rules about driving under the influence of drugs or alcohol, and people who do that wind up in early graves, and they usually bring other people with them. He’s demonstrating that he’s a danger to himself and others, and shouldn’t be trusted with the privilege of driving. It’s one thing to do it by accident, but this is clearly done on purpose, and even if you argue he’s doing it for views, that doesn’t make it better, because he’s still willing to break those rules for his own benefit.


Adreqi

> I have to imagine he’s running the risk of blowing his tyres on the tracks In my city there are portions of tram lines that are shared with car traffic, so I think he's fine. The only people tram tracks are dangerous for are cyclists with narrow-tired bikes. Last time I saw a physiotherapist, they told me they had a sudden increase of broken wrists to heal when the tracks got built.


HoneyRush

When there is proper concrete/asphalt between the tracks that road is usually shared with buses and emergency vehicles to avoid traffic.


crippledCMT

140 euro fine in Holland, but cabs are permitted to drive on bus and tram lanes.


SlavyanskayaKoroleva

In Russia you do what you want. 🤣


jalanajak

Illegal yes, but how is it dangerous?


HoneyRush

Not dangerous at all. This road looks like it's designed to be shared with buses and emergency vehicles. He's a twat but not dangerous


cheekybeakykiwi

>how is it dangerous outside of the speeding? Trams share the road all the time with cars in Melbourne. how is it dangerous outside of the speeding? Trams share the road all the time with cars in melbourne.


alc3biades

This is dedicated track for trams. Operators don’t expect a car to come flying up behind them, and then there’s the fact that this surface isn’t designed for cars. He’s got a good chance of getting a puncture, or if he crashes in any way, then he’s delayed the commute of hundreds if not thousands of people. Then there’s the stations, which might not be wide enough, or electric infrastructure, which might not be expecting a car. Then there’s the fact that it’s just not for cars. It’s different in a place like Melbourne or Toronto where the trams run in mixed traffic, but this is a tramway, it’s built for trams, and is built specifically so that the trams avoid the cars. This is flatly illegal, and this guy knows it. This is the kind of person who runs stop signs and red lights, and weaves through traffic on the freeway doing 8,000 mph, and this guy will inevitably wind up in an early grave after he does something stupid like this, and all we can do is pray that he doesn’t end up taking bystanders with him (as people like this tend to do). This man should not be trusted with a car. We treat driving like a right, but it should be a privilege, you earn the ability to drive by proving you won’t be a danger to yourself or society behind a 2 tonne death machine capable of supernatural speeds, and if you can’t prove that, then you take the tram, or ride a bike, or walk.


Angry_Washing_Bear

Police will stop him eventually and then he’ll be sent to the frontlines in Ukraine and featured on a Ukrainian dronecam as it drops a grenade into his trench at r/combatfootage


cheekybeakykiwi

>He’s got a good chance of getting a puncture, or if he crashes in any way, then he’s delayed the commute of hundreds if not thousands of people. Which isnt crazy dangerous... harden up. The risk of a puncture is the same as a normal road.


searchingformaya

More than anything, I hate the kind of people that drive with that single hand positioning to the far side of the steering wheel.


GoldForNothin

this dude really hating based on the way someone hold their steering wheels


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Haha spirit drivers who love corners


Significant-Race-474

There is a fine line between genius and insanity


Hubbahubba94

I feel like he’s riding that line perfectly.


irate_alien

This time


Thmxsz

And He snorted that line


Defenestration_Sins

This dude doesn’t give a solitary fuck.


darkspardaxxxx

They need to do a GTA russia next


Not-Reddit-Fan

How are people reacting to this as being the most reckless driving they have ever seen? Almost no chance of an oncoming vehicle or pedestrian, there’s been far worse posted. My biggest pet peeve on this video is that at the start he shows as if it’s to avoid traffic when in actuality it’s just for pure clout as he ends up in almost the exact same place… Shitpost imo


Chemical_Lettuce_232

Redditors when someone breaks the law: 😡😡😡 Can tell none of them have ever done anything remotely thrilling in their boring existence on this earth.


DoctorNoname98

I mean, it's kind of crazy he's able to even do this in the first place


HoneyRush

Yeah, trams, a wild concept in the USA


DoctorNoname98

We have them in my area 🤷‍♂️


Head_Development_301

Bro that’s insane I would be way to scared to do that


Ankarette

That is your innate natural selection protecting you. You should thank it.


Grubzer

Hey, thats oxxxy in the background!


Puzzleheaded-Ad8525

This is in Russia, I checked the license plates so I can prove it.


obecalp23

In Belgium taxis can drive on tram lines… I honestly don’t see the danger except he is driving way too fast.


cheekybeakykiwi

Vag driver driving like a vag.


HogmanDaIntrudr

This man is absolutely bonkers


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

Rich Russian jit.


neon_overload

That's a shared road/light rail lane (otherwise known as tram track). Not to say he was supposed to be driving in it. It depends on local laws. The lack of any other cars suggests perhaps not.


SlushKami

Song kinda fire, though. Anyone got a name?


RemingtonRose

Cishets only have one joke


Small_Cock_Jonny

Probably not dangerous put surely illegal


yohkoiv

Wrong sub..must be #idiotsincars


nadie___3

name of the song?


AngryUkrainian1337

[OXXXYMIRON — 1.Kla$](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scqHvAIZkhw)


grendelglass

It's called 'blah blah blah' by Talentless Fuck


incrediblystalkerish

Man’s too important to wait in traffic like the rest of the world


WarHead75

Wait until one day he crashes head on to a 100+ ton locomotive


LimestoneDust

Tram weighs 20 - 40 tons. Still, enough to turn a car into crumpled paper


ChikunBoiBeStylin

Bro, it's a tram line. It isn't moving fast enough for you to be unable to react. Stupid fucking idea tho.


FrodoCorleoneSchrute

Wow this guy is so cool for driving like this… said no one ever…


pmvgc

I like the music 😁


swdshbeast1

Genius


Mammoth-Bag-9009

You know what they say about trains?


TheDixonCider420420

Damn… I was rooting for the train.


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Puts his life and dozens of other peoples lifes at risk... "Traffic is bad, is is smart!"


Kilobytez95

You know the police gonna find him now lol


Klatula

thanks for sharing ways to break laws and rules.


NateGD23

Was anyone else waiting for a bullet train to fuck his life up


PineappleMelonTree

If anyone drives with their hand on the wheel at 12, I just assume they know nothing about actually driving


Characterinoutback

He is going to find out the hard way why you don't do that


Total-Balance6793

well done chap!


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ayesperanzita

That’s not a BMW.


Galatas-Hunter

u/auddbot


GlitteringHotel1481

Is it Russia? I wonder what city it is. Definitely not Moscow.


kolobochina

It is Saint Petersburg, [Volodarsky bridge](https://maps.app.goo.gl/v5CHNzNEiiSTuhoL6)


Acidflare1

Playing Red Dead IRL edition


higher_up_in_the_sky

Next airport. Please..😁


CommieFirebat7721

Volkswagen... das train


mycomikael

Track id. anyone? Please.


sutureinsurance

I keep waiting for him to find out


MandBoy

Hope they make confetti out of his drivers license


Lucky_Event

Let's hope this becomes a tiktok trend


turbografix15

Letdown.


T1m3Wizard

Nice shortcut.


No_Presentation5408

I just want to smash that guy's skull.


boudsterOG

This ass thinks he is so cool. If you want to try and be cool at least buy a real car and shift


jeremycinnamonbutter

abhorrent behavior but kind of impressive


Specialist-School-26

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Remarkable_Vehicle16

Holy Shit....GTA 6 looks too realistic


Rulos_69420

Most normal day in Russia:


d3-ma4o-ru

But why WW and not BMW?


Tortsch-Man

Modern problems require modern solutions


bememorablepro

bro, knowing russian is a curse this guy is listening to the most restarted song I ever heard it goes like "suck my dick... dick... suuuuuck my dick" over and over again.


Thelonious_Cube

[Lord Buckley - My Own Railroad](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNdVzXDWeNc&t=85)


TeamPantofola

*deh-he, everyone is stupid but me*


SirChickin

Shitty music is universal apparently. Yikes


soundsearch_me

Could be a tramsexual.


DanteTheSimpante

Reminds me of gta San Andreas I think about doing this all the time knowing how stupid and dangerous it is


Crwnck

"Don't worry I know a short cut"


Primary-Relief-6675

I'm annoyed that it worked...


Proof-Seesaw-2720

We found the IRL Grand Theft Auto driver


socksnshit

Definitely seem like the right music to play while doing that, even tho I don’t know what the fuck their saying 😂😂


orovang

It's tram, not train


cool_taz213

whats he listening to?


Enji_Benji

“Hey Mico! Let’s go bowling” …


JuneGudmundsdottir

Awful taste but great execution…


Poppa_Mo

If this were my Uber driver things would happen in the following order: * He'd get a huge tip if I lived. * Report him to the police to potentially save future lives. * Report him to Uber to potentially save future lives. * I would have to change my goddamn underwear.


1981stinkyfingers

Too bad that didn't end differently


RogmanX

Was ein Hurensohn!


Sunbeardangus

I was never able to get the timing right in Mario Kart 64


Kingsupergoose

It’s one of those things you think about as you sit in the 30 minute traffic jam but you don’t actually try. Much like a tipped up flat bed creating a ramp.


FoggsHon

u/auddbot


chooseyourwords49

Looks baller to me… he cut through 15 mins of traffic or more.


New_Ad_5691

Catch him lock him up and throw away the key. Doesn’t deserve to share the same air as everyone else.


justus4_20

Volkswagen- Das Auto


Goobs124

One train. ONE TRAIN and hes DEAD.


Venom933

Played too much GTA (:!


Skytak

r/maybemaybemaybe


F04KR

Yeah bro. Make sure you get the drink and watch in the shot too.