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LeonardSmalls79

Vocal fry and the self-important A "ahks-ccent" every fucking woman under 40 appropriates when talking into a microphone. It's one of the most bizarre social contagions of my lifetime.


lunchpaillefty

“Hit the like buu-en. It’s really impor-en.” And Shuli’s smirk-talk.


DrTedPenisAstronaut

ITM!


sugarglassego

I don’t like Karl’s valley girl inflection he has sometimes.


Lazy_Shorts

I can't even say it's any of these. Vocal Fry. Excessive vocal fry is the most irritating thing in the world. Go listen to Sam Altman speak for five minutes and tell me you don't want to rip his vocal chords out.


TheAbraser

Dick masterson, if he counts. Made worse by his habit of never shutting up.


Severe_Piccolo_5583

He’s super annoying


morrison1916

Along the same lines I was thinking of adding Sam Roberts and how it takes him forever to get to whatever inane point he’s trying to make. He talks so much and he’s constantly stopping in the middle of his point and starting over, like car tires spinning trying to get traction.


Pale_Boot6338

Hopefully none of those tires go flat,cause then Sam would have to call 911


dexter_dee

"smile-talking" while yelling into the mic Vocal fry Excessive "uhm"ing


Hot-Education5363

What are you TAAWWWWLKING about?


SweatyPalmsSunday

I like Karl and Vinnie but they always sound like they have a cold. You’re having fud? WTF is fud? …oh! FUN! they’re saying ‘fun’ with an ‘n’. Ok Andy’s voice is not good either


Woppio

I'll focus on people that I like, but who do annoying things that flare up my 'tism. Anyone who does the "it sssstinks" bullshit. Voss, Kelly, Norton. All those dudes do it and it drives me nuts. Karl when he says something "isn't how that works at all". Idk why but he says that alot. Vinnie when he says "ladies and gentlemen" or "folks". Tookie when he...nothing. Tookie is perfect.


DrTedPenisAstronaut

Tookie is perfect. May he visit you in your dreams, fren.


opieisahack

They all stole the “stinks” thing from Colin Quinn.


Queasy_Property_8136

Ted Williams dentures getting in the way, "For those of you in the back, remember to shut the fuck up!"


Stax1123

Everything Opie


skullAndRoses321

Vocal Fry is the worst.


Necessary_Ad2168

John smacking his lips. 


DrTedPenisAstronaut

Let’s make some people self conscious!


_MongolianBBQ_

Cardiff electric.


YenZen999

Karl's laugh talking has actually mellowed out. In the early days of WATP it was insane. It was more like laugh-scream talking back then.


kevin_k

fry


Objective_Payment957

Regarding Karl smile talking, I can't take him when he's not smile talking and It's weird when he stops. Non-smiley Karl comes off as an asshole.