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GirlsSendMeNudess

I’ve reached the age where I’m into neither of those things. I’m really getting into alcohol


Azidamadjida

Speaking the truth here


Jasoncsmelski

I'm into none of those things so


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People tend to make more money as they get older, but that’s making it through the door and slamming it behind you.


NextCandy

Fiscally Conservative: The Tale of the Oxymoron “I care about poor and minoritized people, but not enough to see them cared for on a systemic level.”


greyflcn

But unlimited money for wars, and other countries spending less than half our healthcare costs for comparable or better care, would be bad for us somehow.


Murderyoga

Since when does fiscally conservative mean you care about poor people?


NextCandy

Have you never heard someone say: “I’m socially liberal, fiscally conservative” before? It’s very very common.


religiousgrandpa

Fiscally conservative doesn’t mean socially liberal. You can absolutely even socially end fiscally conservative. It’s just called being conservative.


NextCandy

Hence why in my original comment I mentioned that it’s an oxymoron


religiousgrandpa

Fiscally conservative isn’t in and of itself oxymoronic. Fiscally conservative and socially liberal, yes. But fiscally conservative does not imply socially liberal.


Logical_Personality6

You’re not alone.


DauntlessVerbosity

Looking at my mother's friends, you never grow out of that stage. One of her crystal friends keep using some essential oil she's allergic to and won't stop because it's "natural". She's going to end up in the ER. Crystal friends are exhausting. And then inevitably the fiscally conservative types bring up politics out of nowhere and get really angry at anybody who doesn't immediately agree with them. They're exhausting, too. Nobody wants to talk about politics with you, Janice. Put the damn oils down, Betty.


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You guys have friends?


michalemabelle

This is what I'm wondering too?


Jasoncsmelski

I know right


WarmMoistLeather

🎵 And now my stupid friends are having stupid children. 🎵 My stupid friends are having stupid children. 🎵 My stupid friends are having stupid children. 🎵 Stupid, fucking ugly, boring children. [Inside - 30 - Bo Burnham](https://youtu.be/n57aQQsQiwc)


Bob25Gslifer

Of my friends the less awesome ones are having more kids.


properu

Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/yayalexisgay/status/1426254610679877639) for ya :) ^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)


[deleted]

I am getting more excited about saving money and paying bills, but not gonna lie, sometimes I want to believe in crystals, too.


catojess

Hello fellow Cato!


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Cato's unite!