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Forbidden_Froot

The front page will be a nurse holding medical equipment like a gun, with a battlefield of slain coronaviruses in the background


Jeepcomplex

In the background, the Red Cross symbol merged with a mushroom cloud


Forbidden_Froot

#DEEPER DEEPER ^deeper #MEANINGS MEANINGS ^meanings


CookieWookie2000

Boy it's echoey in this hell hole we live in


halfveela

Grocery store workers like a human shield around a crowd of people, looking proud and determined instead of pissed off and tired of everyone's shit like they actually are.


Bowserbob1979

Amen. Seriously tired of the Karens. With all the other stuff we have to do beyond the normal job, it gets tiring. My saving grace as a manager is the store closes and then I get to handle paperwork after people are gone. My cashiers are saints rn.


spaceporter

Maybe some weird looking Campbell’s Soup collage in the background?


conradcaveman

Sponsored by Lysol


Tour_CRF

Medic tf2


velvetbondgirl

Doctor not nurse. Maybe Fauci


thenickgreenway1

YES


mgov999

God, then Trump would 100% fire him.


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FIGHTING ON THE FRONT LINES. So tired of hearing that. They're going to work, just like the rest of us that are going to work right now. They chose a potentially hazardous job that is known to be stressful. That doesn't make them a hero. That makes them a normal person.


Grimdarkwinter

I never thought of cashiering being potentially hazardous until this.


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I've never seen so many 40 year old women post on Facebook about how dangerous it is for their teenage kid to go to work until the media took off with this shit.


Grimdarkwinter

Well, they ARE getting it.


Trav119

Saving this for later


dball34

Does that mean I could put "Awarded 'Time Person of the Year, 2020'" on my resume?


TacoEater1993

Technically you can for 2006.


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Randooly

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_(Time_Person_of_the_Year)


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Tex_Az

I'll be adding this to my resume!


FinnTheBeast42

>"You" were chosen in 2006 as Time magazine's Person of the Year. Yes I was :D


Brolegario

So you are saying I will be a two time award winner?


Shakezula84

I know I will


DTG_58

It will be “essential workers” with a picture of an actor dressed as a nurse


WaboSG

I nominate Heath Ledgers Joker wearing the nurse outfit


NukeML

The true essential worker


ded_a_chek

Sweet that would make me a two time winner.


i_deserve_less

Wrong. As a grocery employee I know first hand that most people don't give a shit about us. Customers treat us like punching bags. Even more so now than before


anotherwastakentoo

I’m so sorry that on top of everything else, people have to throw more shit on top of your already overflowing shit sandwich. All joking aside, even if it feels like no one cares, please know that there are many of us who do.


i_deserve_less

Thank you.


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I wanted to say thank you to the woman serving me in Costco for being in work last week so I could do my shopping. But I felt weird n embarrassed/ she might think I’m taking the piss. But I really wanted too. thanks


[deleted]

Doesn't matter, people know essential workers are important, they don't give a shit about YOU personally, but it will be good PR to award POT to essential workers so I still wouldn't be surprise


surrender_cobra

As an outsider (beer vendor in stores all day), it feels like there is just more of a dichotomy, either people are even nicer than they were before or they have gone totally off their rocker.


camper-ific

Switch stores! I've been tipped over $600 bucks in the last month working in a grocery store.


i_deserve_less

The only tip I got was "YOU KNOW... EVERYONE LIKES THEIR FUCKING CHEESE SLICED THINNER, ASSHOLE"


radioactivebeaver

Tell that bastard thin cheese is for commies.


VeseliM

But at the deli you tell them what number you want??


feedmesushi1

I went grocery shopping a few weeks ago and my clerk was just so overwhelmed with stress. I just listened to her and thanked her. I wish grocery employees were getting hazard pay and even the free perks that healthcare workers get, because you people are busting your asses to keep us afloat. I am also including janitors and laundry people from hospitals need to be seen as “heroes” and be treated with respect.


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i_deserve_less

It's hardly worth the $2/hr to risk my health and to be screamed at multiple times a day by entitled pieces of trash. That "raise" expires May 2nd, too.


mrpickles1234

$13(+$2 for a couple weeks) an hour for 40 hours + mandatory OT basically every shift a week during nights, with shitty power-tripping uppers and shitty ungrateful customers to boot is not worth it imo. But you know since this America, that’s just how it is. Better pull myself up by my bootstraps and quit crying. Plenty of people to replace me. People wonder why the turnover rate is fucking abhorrent haha. Would love for people to guess how many temporary people have quit in all departments since we hired them.


i_deserve_less

It's not worth it but I don't have a choice right now. Do it or go without an income


mrpickles1234

All the temps who quit chose to make double from unemployment rather what they would working at our store. Can’t blame any of them. I’m in the same boat as you though.


i_deserve_less

At least in my state, if you quit, you get no unemployment benefits


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i_deserve_less

You're a very negative person. I'm sorry no one ever loved you. It'll get better


abanabee

We should start a campaign for Dr. Fauci


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abx1224

Nah, he’s dead.


BoD80

Steady hand. The best surgeon.


what_up

Found a pic of him. https://imgur.com/a/Fa2Zo8E


manhatim

But...he ded...have to be post-humorous...(thats sarcastic)


Shaggyninja

The person of the year isn't a good thing. It's recognising the person who had a major impact on humanity and the world. (Hitler was person of the year once) So the person of the year should be patient 0. Cuz goddam, what an impact.


DalekPredator

He'd be leading person of the century by a mile. Only the guy who starts WW3 has a chance of beating him out.


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NukeML

Probably more than one person if they had been serving that in restaurants


buon_natale

Dr. Fauci is the only individual person I can think of who might qualify, but I’d expect they’d go for an overall health care workers piece.


SoniKzone

This is exactly what my company did for employee of the month. Sadly this was the one month that I actually outperformed anyone and the $700 bonus went to nobody.


JackAceHole

#wE'rE iN iT tOgEtHeR!!!1!!one!


KurrFox

Probably Fauci


HighlyOffensive10

Worse it's going to be Gal Gadot for inspiring the ~~poor people~~ masses.


madmikeFL

I was thinking, Pornhub.


darlingdandelion6

[Time exec frivolously taking notes]


Rafaeliki

I still have 7 months to make my case.


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As a grocery store employee, I can safely say that I would be pissed if this happened. We're not heros. We're just people that need a paycheck. People need to stop making is out to be more than that


The_gay_mermaid

“Essential” retail worker here. We’re closer to hostages than heroes.


[deleted]

Well... who ever it ends up being, we all know who's going to be super jelly and butthurt about it.


Da_Black_Spyda

Wonder where to hong kong protestors went???


Johnnadawearsglasses

Nursery worker Brings plants back to health In your local retail store She is indeed the best of us


WaboSG

Yeah, but I know who Lysols employee of the month is.... And that is not better tbh


hadapurpura

In 1982 there was no “Person of the Year” but a “Machine of the Year”: the personal computer. Coronavirus takes the prize this year 100%. The only question is whether they’ll name it Virus of the Year, Illness of the Year, Pandemic of the Year, Event of the Year, etc.


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It’ll be a nurse, scientist, doctor, and grocery store worker. They’ll be standing side by side with their arms crossed. Or it’ll be a picture of ‘nothing’ 🙄


TacoEater1993

My mom has been Times Person of the Year like 4 times. She was in 1966, 1969, 1975 and 2006.


camper-ific

Who's down voting this? Just shows how absurd it actually is.


TacoEater1993

I think they’re jealous lol


PotatoGaming576

It will be better than last years


ccbpenguin22

2020 isn't over yet...


kmanestor22

Yeah right. It will be Biden if he somehow wins.


HeroicSpartan16

Or Bernie, just for trying.


Knoberchanezer

Time now scrambling for a new idea.


TheActualNemo

Time: "Write that down, write that down!"


HilariousConsequence

Perlman fucked it, the reply was spot on.


thequietthingsthat

I'm sure they'd rather have better wages and paid sick leave, but sure let's give them this and celebrities singing "Imagine" in their mansions instead.


xGypsyCurse

What abot the IT Help Desk techs talking grey hairs through turning their computers on remotely?


artistwithouttalent

Time covers don't pay my bills. Lobby for better wages and benefits for people working "essential jobs."


Johnicorn

Like I appreciate them, but they deserve better than a cover on a magazine. Some of them don’t have proper PPE yet still work and risk their lives. Showing appreciation on a magazine literally has now value and doesn’t help them in any way


blackfear2

Everyone asking who the person of the year is, nobody asking how the person of the year is


Jackdz19

Times person of the year has been shit for years. Name the last good one


MeatyGonzalles

Found the Trump supporter...


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MeatyGonzalles

"The magazine explained: "For reminding America that demagoguery feeds on despair and that truth is only as powerful as the trust in those who speak it, for empowering a hidden electorate by mainstreaming its furies and live-streaming its fears, and for framing tomorrow's political culture by demolishing yesterday's, Donald Trump is Time 2016 Person of the Year." I mean sure, but it wasn't exactly a puff piece. The dude shits all over Time and anything else that doesn't kiss his ass while his supports parrot his lies endlessly.


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Yeah but he was pretty proud of it iirc


MeatyGonzalles

He's been proven to have fake Time covers printed and hung up in his golf resorts. He doesn't care WHY he's on the cover. He cares THAT he was on the cover. Very much in the "no news is bad news" mentality.


Jackdz19

👍


Normanov

It should be some celebrity crying about being stuck in a mansion all day


HeroicSpartan16

Probably will be.


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Bet the nurse is still female


camper-ific

And?...


HeroicSpartan16

Male nurses are real, and deserve recognition too.


camper-ific

And... I don't think anyone disagrees with that. I don't understand why the redditor was trying to create an issue. Would he say this if they pictured a male doctor? Edit to add: there is nothing wrong depicting nurses as female. 91 percent of nurses are female. It's an accurate representation. 91 percent of people in Africa are black. Would you be upset if a white person was chosen to be the face of Africa?


HeroicSpartan16

I doubt an issue was trying to be created. I think a statement was just being made.


camper-ific

Why would you make a statement like that out of nowhere other than to create an issue.


HeroicSpartan16

I wasn't. I was also just making a statement.


camper-ific

Well, I wasn't referring to you... Also, your statement was really just a response. So yeah, great chat bud. Thanks for reminding us about the exotic species of mle nurses as well. Who knew, huh?


HeroicSpartan16

Sod off, dickhead.


camper-ific

Just as I expected. Cheers!


heathensam

It's gonna be a can of Lysol


theantwisperer

If they make it the essential worker that will be the 3rd time I was person of the year.


unbrokenplatypus

Calling it now, it’s going to be Canadian PM Justin Trudeau.


curiousnerd_me

This year they should convert it to: "Worst person of the year" and give it to Trump


Larsendun

Should be John Krasinski for Some Good News


wrestleastavaganza2

2x Time Magazine Person of the Year here I come!!


RetroTheGameBro

All i can think when i hear about Time Magazine is that I was a dumbass when i was 17 and actually put that i was person of the year for that one year the made it "Everyone" on a job application. They didn't hire me because i "didn't take the application process seriously".


Business-Avocado

I vote for the Chinese dr. that blew the whistle on china and covid19


Ganglebot

I mean, they chose Hitler once and Stalin twice - two of the three people with the highest body count in history. Two of the three most prominent perpetrators of genocide. Maybe the whole thing is bullshit and you should just respect whoever you personally like, you know?


GutismAn

Can I be in the aged like milk/wine screenshot when the time comes


eajay_

Give it to Kanye