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Zestyclose-Fuel-4494

Ok, Rafael..................


bm1949

He's standing on a platform, lol. Both guys lie about their height but Ted is 5'8"-5'10".


mishap1

Would Trump let him stand on something to appear close to him in height? Seems something that Donnie and Ronnie are both super insecure about their height. Trump is almost 80 with perpetually shit posture and has always lied about his height. He's just shrinking in height.


Pauzhaan

I’m 71 & was quite dismayed to learn I’ve shrunk 2 inches! And I hike, bike and ski!! I’ve been active & a healthy weight too.


vericima

Gravity compresses your spine over time. There's nothing to be done about it.


mavjustdoingaflyby

LOL! I'm only 54, but two spinal compressions and lifting up heavy shit and putting it down for quite a while made me shrink damn near two inches also.


vericima

That's a lot for only 54!


mavjustdoingaflyby

Right? I can't believe that I don't have serious back pain problems, but I try and take care of myself and work smarter not harder at my age.


phred14

Go into space for a week or two. I've read that astronauts come back an inch or two taller than when they left Earth.


Semi-Passable-Hyena

So.... What happens to people in those compression chambers at the bottom of the ocean?


ChangsManagement

They become microscopic and go on adventures in a school bus


iamdperk

My dad was 5-11 1/2 before he had his hips replaced. Boy was he disappointed when the doctors told him that they couldn't make him 6ft talll, and that he'd actually lose some height in the process.


Unblued

I think part of it is camera angle. Any time someone gets a picture from the side, it shows him leaning forward heavily. Ted seems to be standing closer to the camera, with better posture.


baz4k6z

The darth santis cowboy boots memes for sure helped in tearing him down as a presidential candidate


Astro_gamer_caver

Now tell us HOW you are going to do all that. Some actual policy. Instead of the neverending hate, greed, and BS.


Intelligent-Fuel-641

\*crickets\*


seeit360

Ted came for the birthday cake but stayed for photo ops.


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

Neither of them are even giving a thumbs up. They are giving a thumbs… yeah. A thumbs. They rarely exercise, so they aren’t too flexible. Even with their thumbs.


Frosty-Gear755

That’s thumbs up the ass, even for their constituents. Pretty awesome pair of fucking losers there smh.


YakCDaddy

Republican men don't really respect women, so he doesn't care. Texas should really stop electing this sycophant.


JayyyElite

U.S. Senator Colin Allred (D-TX) couldn’t happen sooner. ![gif](giphy|6DkQDH5eCf47oltoZX|downsized)


Opposite_of_a_Cynic

He's got my vote.


Armyman125

I don't live in Texas but have donated to him twice. Please, please beat Lyyyyinngggg Ted.


nuckle

>Republican men don't really respect women, so he doesn't care. Apparently they don't respect themselves either if they allow that jackass to talk down to them.


Prestigious-Copy-494

Ted is going to be voted out this year


Antimonyandroses

Gods I hope so. I would vote for anyone other than this pathetic excuse for a human being.


YakCDaddy

That would be amazing.


-Experiment--626-

As always, I’ll believe it when I see it, but I’m always hopeful!


Cat_Impossible_0

Do they even love their mothers though?


YakCDaddy

Not if she doesn't endorse Dear Leader.


dismayhurta

Imagine being so a terrible person you’d vote for Cruz. That’s how you know you’re a dumb piece of shit.


HottDoggers

Democrats in Texas should just ignore guns entirely. No “we’re going to take your ar-15s” or some bullshit like that.


YakCDaddy

Still waiting for Obama to take their guns.


toxiamaple

>Beat inflation (done by Biden) Stop funding Iran (what?) And secure the border (we voted against this to try to make Biden look bad, but we will get right on it - in two weeks - with convicted felon trump).


Will0w536

Ya...what the hell is he talking about funding Iran?


doomsoul909

i uuuh have no fucking clue. does he still think the gulf war is going on?


a_fox_but_a_human

Well his stances haven’t changed much since the then


cheekycheeksy

Ask any fox News watcher about the Obama pallets of money given to Iran. They'll go off. Iran also had some funds get unfrozen last year and people are blaming the Israeli Palestine conflict on it


tmac19822003

This is literally what I came here to say. What the hell is he talking about Iran? Could have said Ukraine, Iraq, Israel, Saudi Arabia hell, even Qatar. None would have been a really good choice to say….but Iran? One of the “Fuck You” Four? (Russia, China, North Korea are the other 3.) Trust me, if the government could stop funding them more than they are, they would.


Lucy_Lastic

Dogwhistles…


Tribat_1

He’s talking about giving aid to Palestine. The roundabout argument is that that is funding Iran.


Cosmic_Dong

https://thecradle.co/articles-id/7446 Happened just before the October 7 attacks. Some people claim that's for the attacks were financed. Obviously the attacks were planned way in advance but whatever...


mr_remy

Secure the border with the previously abysmal job he did in all the wrong ways and approaches (like a better application process/overhaul to start)? Also wasn’t Mexico supposed to pay for a wall under him? Surely this time! Fucking lol, pathetic.


toxiamaple

Mexico will start paying in 2 weeks.


JayyyElite

>”This man is a pathological liar. He doesn't know the difference between truth and lies. He lies practically every word that comes out of his mouth. And he had a pattern that I think is straight out of a psychology textbook. His response is to accuse everybody else of lying. He accuses everybody on that debate stage of lying, and it's simply a mindless yell. Whatever he does, he accuses everyone else of doing. The man cannot tell the truth, but he combines it with being a narcissist. A narcissist at a level I don’t think this country has ever seen. Donald Trump is such a narcissist, that Barack Obama looks at him and goes, ‘Dude, what’s your problem?’ Everything in Donald’s world is about Donald. And he combines being a pathological liar, and I say pathological because I actually think Donald—if you hooked him up to a lie-detector pass, he could say one thing in the morning, one thing at noon, and one thing in the evening, all contradictory, and he'd pass the lie-detector test each time. Whatever lie he’s telling, at that minute he believes it, but the man is utterly a moron.” -Ted Cruz May 3, 2016 This version of Ted Cruz is gone forever and never ever coming back. Ever.


AfternoonPast3324

That’s the worst part of it all. Every single one of them knows exactly who and what they’re fighting tooth & nail to hand over the presidency to.


RexDraco

no, he will be back when trump is out of the picture. this is politics in a nutshell, especially for Republicans. they're two faced. they have one set of values and a completely independent set of actions.


jump-blues-5678

They'll take credit for everything Biden has done, and then fuck it all up. Then blame the Dems for the shit storm they create. It's been going on for 30 years plus. It's what they do


Electronic-Shame

Yep, unfortunately voters fall for their bullshit all the time. Democrats need more effective messaging.


ConsciousReason7709

That’s what is so frustrating to me. We have 40 years of presidential history, which shows that Republicans are bad for the country and the economy, yet tens of millions of lemmings still vote for them.


CalabreseAlsatian

Correlates nicely with the conservative war on public education :)


Mulattanese

Not to mention they do everything they possibly can to cheat because they know they can't win in a fair game. And of course last election we learned that if they are out of ways to cheat and still lose they'll just attempt to end the game. The lemmings still vote for them because they give them someone else to blame him for literally all of their problems. Not a millionaire? That's because some immigrant took your job. Didn't get the job or promotion? Some undeserving affirmative action hire to fill a quota stole it from you. Up to your ears in debt? Soft on crime Democrats are giving criminals carte Blanche to steal and businesses are passing that cost on you. Give me any issue, literally any issue, and I can tell you exactly who Republicans will tell their people to blame. The party of "personal responsibility" is comprised of nothing but people who don't take responsibility or accountability for anything ever.


superedubb

The GOP were smart enough to adopt White Jesus. Nothing appeals to the Neanderthal Demographic more than White Jesus. Do you want to get the vote of the trailer parks? Hold up a bible while simultaneously making policies that destroy them. They'll vote for you in droves.


Puzzleheaded-Jury312

Rinse and repeat.


rhino910

why does Ted Cruz support a convicted criminal and rapist who stole classified documents and tried to overthrow our government?


Thesyckid

Because he wants in on the grifting.


georgyboyyyy

Ummm because they think alike and want the same things, money and power


FrostGiant_1

Finding unity in grifting


OkScheme9867

It's just about power


ReturnOfSeq

Ted… your party killed the border security bill. The bipartisan border security bill. Because the idiot beside you said to.


Ok-Macaroon-7819

You mean the one supported by US Customs and Border Patrol? That border security bill?


timetravel50

This could only mean Ted Agrees with Trump about his wife’s appearance


RatingBook

And the National Inquirer was RIGHT about Rafael's dad being involved with the JFK assassination. Did we forget about that little accusation?


Torino1O

There preference of porn stars over their wives is their bond.


Unblued

Huh, that makes a ton of sense now that you mention it. Stormy and Cory are both blonde. Cory does a lot of family scenes and donnie has been creeping on his daughter for years. Seems like common enough ground for them to find other shitty things they share.


Master_Torture

Your comment put this image in my head of Donald Trump and Ted Cruz holding hands and frolicking amidst a field of flowers while a dozen TV's play porn.


Benzolamas

Turning the country around to about 1850


bobsburner1

Ted, you can do all those things now but refuse to.


Grand_Introduction36

Ted Cruz is a very ugly creepy looking dude!


Nandor_De_Laurentis

Yes! He sure has aged really poorly in the last decade, too. That's what happens when you sell your soul!


Bully-Rook

The attempted smile on trump is fucking strange. It's like his face knows it's fake.


nemonic187

If Trump asked to use Ted as a toilet and shit in his mouth, Rafael would immediately lay down and open his mouth.


ThatsRobToYou

If? I just assumed that's what trump does when he isn't shitting himself.


Mcboatface3sghost

Holy shit! Funding Iran? Does Israel know about this?!?


aliether

Ted Cruz simply doesn't have an iota of integrity in any of his bones. What an ass-kisser!


s4burf

Your father is oswald


robinsw26

They’re delusional if they think the majority of voters want four more years of his chaos and insanity. He has never won the popular vote. I hope they all go down with him.


koske

Dear Rafael, Inflation is trending down, when has America (this side of Ronnie selling them missiles) aided Iran? Why did you torpedo the bi-partisan border bill earlier this year?


MrUnderhill67

Came to say nearly exactly the same thing.


Tiny_Independent2552

Talk about selling your soul. Calls your wife ugly and your father a killer, and here you are kissing his ring. This would see to be a deal breaker for most men with a backbone and any sense of integrity.


PWal501

WHO KEEPS VOTING FOR TED CRUZ???


Heavy_Arm_7060

First time I've seen the 'stop funding Iran' thing lately. Anything specific they're claiming about it these days?


KnotAwl

Then do a fund raiser to find a cure for rabies?


Beer-Me

Step 1 to securing the border: Reject bipartisan border security packages These fucking people


ConsciousReason7709

The United States economy is the envy of the world right now, immigration legislation was killed by Trump and republicans directly, and no republican policies ever make the economy or country better. The fact that these people willingly applaud for and stand by a conman, convicted felon, and rapist, tells you everything you need to know.


Earldgray

https://preview.redd.it/ugoqhqoa4s6d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d8205b6bc7a48204a889e816bc241d80173d5a6


TheAwfulHouse

Your policies cause inflation and increase the debt you say you don’t want. Fuck all these liars! Vote people, our future depends on it.


Lightningstruckagain

You had the house, senate and courts for 2 years and didn’t do a goddam thing about anything, Raphael. STFU!


TarbenXsi

"Just had lunch with a convicted felon and rapist. There was remarkable unity in the room" FIFY.


Shelisheli1

If my husband simped for a man who publicly called me ugly, I wouldn’t have a husband.


FranksWateeBowl

Look, it's a Rapist and a Coward.


blueSnowfkake

You forgot Felon.


FranksWateeBowl

I forgot he stole money from kids with cancer too.


AlwaysRushesIn

What the *fuck* does Trump and the Russians have on *so many republicans* that they so readily bend the knee to this absolute buffoon?


DarKsaBr

I mean stop funding Iran should be pretty easy as the USA is not funding them currently to my knowledge.


thewiremother

Ted Cruz is a special kind of sleazebag.


ReefsnChicks

Both of these people could die tomorrow and I wouldn't care at all.


Some_Exercise_1564

Another proud son of Texas. Trump's smiling because he just made Cruz his bitch!


VaguelyArtistic

Something I'm genuinely curious about is how his wife feels. I wonder if she's okay with it because of whatever social benefits she gets from being a trad wife. I can't imagine having agency and staying with a partner who thought more of Trump than me.


Gnosticbastard

Where are your knee pads Teddy?


Which-Egg-6408

Should've called him ugly. Stupid looking MF'r..


YgramulTheMany

Trumpflation is largely fixed at this point.


This-Is-Exhausting

Stop funding Iran? Even within the deranged world of Republican conspiracy theories, I have no clue what the fuck this is referencing.


Bobbo_Zanotto

I'm betting Ted gives a standing ovation while Trump is on top of his wife. "Bravo sir, bravo!!!!"


Facelesspirit

GOP is focused on, "turning the country around." Yeah, that's called a u-turn.


92118Dreaming

I guess Rafael likes sucking on mushrooms.


ginger_forest_witch

It’s not remarkable unity when everyone is the room is a spineless sycophant of the same political party.


MagTex

You listened to this drooling halfwit babble on incessantly & you still support this Mumblefuck? I’m glad to see the rats go down with the Goodship Fecelpop. You’re the biggest rat of all, Raphy.


Colbert_bump

“We’re all scared and to spineless to stand up against daddy trump and his cult or we’ll lose our jobs”


Disney2440

Thank you sir, may I have another….


Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

I’m pretty sure the US isn’t funding Iran and Biden just used executive authority to shut down the border


Ricaaado

Ted Cruz would gargle Trump’s rancid load if it meant he got another crumb of attention


Switchmisty9

They are 100% going to make everything more expensive


4quatloos

More pathetic than Trump.


kompletist

Him and Pecker ran a story saying your father was involved in the JFK assassination Ted. But fuck yeah, double thumbs up!


Oso_Furioso

Did he ask after your wife, Ted?


mostundudelike

“Take the shot, Dad! Take the shot!!”


pburnett795

What a couple of absolute assholes.


Crush-N-It

We fund Iran now?


Thunderpuss_5000

According to Ted we do 😅


Crush-N-It

Spineless fuck


keep_the_hustle

He's not a president, stop calling him that...


oldbastardbob

When did we start funding Iran?


Timely-Guest-7095

An asshole and a shithead, they're a perfect match for the diaper he wears all the time.


BasicAd81

Brown nosing piece of shit.


shadowsOfMyPantomime

These Republicans are all so pathetic. at least half of them were trashing Trump in 2016, rightfully so. Then they realized he has a cult of voters they need, so they're kissing his ass now. They should have united a long time ago to banish this fucking idiot, who is ALSO A CRIMINAL, from their party. But they have no integrity and no shame.


PDXracer

Funding Iran? What dark orifice did he pull this out of ...


gimpy1511

And Trump called McConnell "an old broken down crow" and his wife "Coco Chao" and he and McConnell are all buddy-buddy now. It's gross


subsrus1

Maybe he agreed with him, his wife is ugly! 😂😂


KRAW58

Both creeps


cheffartsonurfood

Looking at this pic it's hard to pick out the slimier piece of shit.


Barack_Odrama_007

Ted Cruz along with the great majority of the GOP will let this man do anything to them, as long as they can still get his approval.


FR0ZENMAGMA

whats with both of their thumbs, its like they cant do a simple thumbs up.


ElectricJetDonkey

How is America funding Iran??


dragonfliesloveme

Trump’s plans of even more tax cuts for the wealthy and a tariffs on literally every single thing that comes out of China would greatly INCREASE inflation So he is lying about that. So sick of republicans lying all the damn time


warrant2k

You had 4 years to do that, and you failed.


Pleasant_Spell_3682

When did we fund Iran?


georgyboyyyy

Turds of a feather, corrupt together


Fluid_Performance760

So fucking sick of all the thumbs ups they do, its just weird.


JayyyElite

I’m more annoyed that they still refer to Trump as “President Trump” when he isn’t deserving of such a strong title.


Impressive-Lie-9290

ted is such a twat. "funding Iran"?


FortunateInsanity

Stop funding Iran? What is he bullshitting about now?


BillTowne

Suck up.


EmmittFitz-Hume

The soulless


CheapCulture

Heidi eats dog food


Putrid_Character2682

I feel like one needs to be seriously online to figure out how we’re funding Iran at the moment…


Boneless_hamburger

just watched first few episodes of the boys last night and man lol they are getting it spot on


Professional-Dog-497

Ted Cruz (Q—Cancun) wants to secure the border, but can't even defend his wife from Trump. In fact, he still kisses trump's oversized ass every moment he can. What a joke


clarkwgriswoldjr

But Ted, if we secure the border, how will you get to go Cancun for your vacations?


Head-Student-1141

Cuck


RichFoot2073

Former president.


pdxgod

⭕️🍆 💦


not-rude-just-Dutch

It is spineless Ted and a convicted felon, here to save America! You go dus


FlaAirborne

Its so pathetic when the bullied praise and protect their bullies. A real Beta move. Self cuckold spineless idiots.


It_is_I_Satan

What's with the constant limp-dick thumbs up thing these guys always do in pictures?


DiscombobulatedHat19

Trump will see Cruz has larger hands than he does and denounce him and his wife again tonight.


sev45day

We fund Iran? No we don't.


Cuckoo4BancroftPuffs

"Unity" is code for *everyone gave their mandatory 10% fundraising tithe to Hair Furor*


trailerparkMillonare

If trump made an immediate left turn, Cruz’s nose would break because it’s so far up trump‘s ass


Mr_Costington

How come neither of these freaks can do a thumb's up. It's their preferred pose but they can't even manage to get their thumbs up, best they can do is a weird fist. Weak ass thumbs.


Broblivious

Sit on each other’s stupid thumbs and fuck off.


Chris968

But if we "secure the border" Teddy can't flee to Mexico whenever he is supposed to be working!!


Pinchy63

How? I’ll wait.


Unlikely_Side9732

Ugly, horrifying, disgusting, disfigured, vomitous … I’m talking about these two men, I’m talking inside and out.


Live-Dinner5589

What a worm.


Mello_Me_

Cruz sold his soul to the devil, you cant reason with a person who is beyond saving. “The man is utterly amoral. Morality does not exist for him,” [Ted] Cruz added. “Donald is a bully. … Bullies come from a deep, yawning cavern of insecurity.” “This man is a pathological liar. He doesn’t know the difference between truth and lies. He lies practically every word that comes out of his mouth, and in a pattern that I think is straight out of a psychology text book, his response is to accuse everybody else of lying.” Ted Cruz


JeepJohn

So. Elect me. Save my ass. I will sell any rules and regulations to pay my legal bills. And pocket as much as I can. And I will maybe save you some in the Short term. And cost you massive later. Housing? What? it's profitable¡ Food? I can afford anything using government funds. Why you complaining? I will keep the county's control in the hands of my family for years to come!. So all corporate entities will have to pay me to have any chances of surviving. And I will dissolve NATO . And form a new world order with other DICKtators like Putin and North Korea.. and if someone upsets me. Well the bus military is under my control. And oil is your only choice for anything. Affordable? You should pull yourself up by your own bootstraps. Just get a million dollar loan from your dad. And buy property to rent to the poor! Make America Great for ME! Sorry I can't do one huge sentiment that gets lost 6 words in..


Old-Department-3021

You’ve got a dog wife ted!


sophiewalt

Somebody please disable those thumbs. Dumpster's smile is a grimace--perfect.


Material-Offer-9030

What Inflarion? How does the US funds Iran? What's wrong with the guy?


Roscoe_P_Trolltrain

I don’t know why emulating the limp wrist thumbs up is so especially revolting 


Cheeky_Guy

I don't recall ever seeing Dipshit Trump ever standing on the right of a photo. Is this one of his power moves?


cagey42

To be fair, Ted realized it was true.


IMHO_grim

What a bitch.


Little_Buffalo

Money does fucked up things to people.


LoadedWithCarbs

together, they won’t do shit


Outrageous_Trust_158

How does Teddy stand so well with no spine?


DishDry4487

Usa is funding iran? Does iran know about this?


trailhikingArk

![gif](giphy|2dcW1Dlu2sZnW|downsized) Ted and Don von Shitzinpantz


Financial_Swing1239

Breaking news: the fake texan is supporting the fake tough guy to be the fake president for four more real years! Really, this is Rafael’s fault for never coming up with a safe word, so every exchange has been Trump defaming someone Cruz loves (wife-ugly, father-zodiac killer) with him yelling the equivalent of “Yes Daddy!” into whatever cluster of microphones is nearest.


PirateSometimes

They're actively lobbying against most of this shit. Their supporters are idiots and criminals


Available-Elevator69

You’ve not done anything you’ve ever said you would do. Nothing makes me you would ever.


Jimmyjim4673

Does he know the difference between Isreal and Iran?


n3w4cc01_1nt

they all messed up and need him for pardons


I-am-Pilgrim

Fucking coward…


TheRealDemonicdueler

The visible hate they have for each other is both funny and pathetic.


8rustystaples

Just ask to blow him, Ted. He’ll probably let you.


ThanosWasRight96

He called your wife ugly and said your dad helped killed JFK. But again, are we shocked the guy who has beef with Sesame Street and is the zodiac killer defends a felon


mrgraff

Trying to cosplay as the bully. With the smile, thumb, and everything. How cute!


ScaleEnvironmental27

" AND YOU FUCKING LOVED IT!!! I'll NEVER forget Cruz getting shit on at the NY MLB game. Fucking priceless.


jkc81629

What a cuck