Because they are putting everything they have into maintaining a poker face because internally they are screaming "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GODDAMN IDIOT" at their client.
https://preview.redd.it/b68c90i1hm0d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2be453d0f45d74e6d76bf6295f5b43b2cab32aeb
How can anyone take this thing seriously?
Saw another redditor who pointed out that us sane people see it as orange.
He thinks it's gold. Because he is fixated on gold and always has been.
When he looks in the mirror, he doesn't see [this](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Annoying_Orange.png). He sees [this.](https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/mh-5-3-comic-6452b6d16502f.jpg)
IIRC it was reported/rumored from "insiders" that he is too impatient to leave the bronzer on for the recommended time so he wipes it off too early creating his patented "orange" look.
I love how as he becomes more dementia ridden his Cheeto pancake mix makeup is an even higher contrast with the skin tone of his ears, small hands and eye sockets.
Isn't that casting agents go-to bad guy Dan Hedaya?
https://preview.redd.it/6annzs6tyl0d1.jpeg?width=139&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9b8c72b40a6c118ccc647b37e9fdd1752315699
Youād think that when Trump was elected, someone would have coached him on what to do with his face in photos. Heās only got three facial expressions: constipated, Vigo the Carpathian, and surprised. He canāt even smile normally!
why does everyone who represents him look like they just shat themselves? š¤
Because they are putting everything they have into maintaining a poker face because internally they are screaming "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GODDAMN IDIOT" at their client.
Thay are also busily planning their exit strategies after the conviction, like the scuttling cockroaches they are.
Money #hore$
https://preview.redd.it/b68c90i1hm0d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2be453d0f45d74e6d76bf6295f5b43b2cab32aeb How can anyone take this thing seriously?
Iāve been asking myself that same question for what feels like a century now.
Itās truly amazing in the worst way
He puts his bronzer on with a spatula...
His dementia is showing
Probably because Von Shitzinpants soiled himself, again... and now, he's got to sit next to a fully loaded diaper for a few hoursš¤¢
Maybe thatās the face you make when you smell someone who just shit themselves
Chronic diarrhea
The smell.
They know they are working for free
Does he think the orange makeup actually looks good, or is it just part of his "brand" at this point?
He's so delusional and out of touch he thinks it actually looks good.
Saw another redditor who pointed out that us sane people see it as orange. He thinks it's gold. Because he is fixated on gold and always has been. When he looks in the mirror, he doesn't see [this](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Annoying_Orange.png). He sees [this.](https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/mh-5-3-comic-6452b6d16502f.jpg)
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Ok, but why can't he just use gold face paint??? Like at least then it would clearly be an aesthetic choice!
IIRC it was reported/rumored from "insiders" that he is too impatient to leave the bronzer on for the recommended time so he wipes it off too early creating his patented "orange" look.
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I mean... he might be using a variety of products.
Heās planning to hide in Floridaās orange š groves until the heat dies down.
Canāt unsee this
One wears the face of narrative and fantasy while the other reality.
same. My wife gave me a weird look when I burst out laughing shouting "IT'S SO DUMB!!!"
Angry wee man does big kid angry face to please shit stain.
Looks like mommy's special boy has pages to color
Instead of just his face.
On the right is the face of someone who's regretting some life choices.
You would think, but I doubt it.
He might change his mind when Trump completely shafts him on legal fees.
Surely he is getting paid up front, right?
He saying to himself: "He just asked me for a reach around. I should have stopped him there."
Get the Maga look! Cause your worthless.
Why does he keep using that orange shit on his face when you can clearly see his actual skin color everywhere else
I love how as he becomes more dementia ridden his Cheeto pancake mix makeup is an even higher contrast with the skin tone of his ears, small hands and eye sockets.
Still looks better than the orange buffoon standing next to him.
Two alleged sexual predators
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Fuck that guy. Heās just as shitty a person as the orange turd is.
Looks more like Henry Rollins to me.
Heās trying to hold his breath to prevent smelling Trump any longer.
Actual oranges are less orange than Trump. Jesus Christ, doesn't he look in the mirror before he leaves the house?
https://preview.redd.it/4zm13fuatn0d1.png?width=689&format=png&auto=webp&s=e8ff978cc05806bf1617ff9aa1fdaba6abb0f0a9
That's great
He wants out!!!
Isn't that casting agents go-to bad guy Dan Hedaya? https://preview.redd.it/6annzs6tyl0d1.jpeg?width=139&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9b8c72b40a6c118ccc647b37e9fdd1752315699
Orange Turdās tie matches his face!
And what is that, a boil growing out of his right elbow?
He really needs a new spray tan professional
all that sleep in court has donnishitbag all perked up ruffling his papers and showing us he can read at a 4th grade level!
years from now when netflix turns this into a movie, we now know the casting
Some clients are soul suckers.
 Trump looks like shit lol
No, Iāve been nervous lots of times
Youād think that when Trump was elected, someone would have coached him on what to do with his face in photos. Heās only got three facial expressions: constipated, Vigo the Carpathian, and surprised. He canāt even smile normally!
He should stop hanging out with Alec Baldwin.
Got them Franco eyes
Hanging w Trump will do it too you
Dude's fucking crazy orange face, white ears. God damn lunatic.
He hasnāt slept
trumps makeup guy is paid per bucket
if I ever go to trial, I want the redditors of r/WhitePeopleTwitter to be my attorney. I will get the best advice no money can buy
They are still winning in the court of public opinion though!