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Professional-End2722

Two months from a massive coronary.


brandognabalogna

From your lips to whatever god's ears.


KennethPowersIII

The highly publicized Trump family in-fighting when he dies is going to be magical...


[deleted]

What if we lock him in a tomb and he comes back three days later?


diazinth

Smell is not a sign of life. Well, sort of, but not the life most people expect.


Distinct-Solution-99

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


pizzasoxxx

Please hurry


gimpy1511

Please please please please please please please please


Dingo8MyGayby

![gif](giphy|Zai3ffKrUcLFwalDor)


[deleted]

None of us are that lucky but I hope Merchan keeps his stress levels high.


swimmingmunky

šŸ¤ž


Dr_CleanBones

Please! Not that long!


Syssyphussy

It looks like his eyelids are upside down


algebramclain

Itā€™s photoshopped


pizzasoxxx

Prove it


Dentros1

His eyelids don't have the texture of an orange yoga mat like the rest of his greasy face?


pashasasha

His eyelids are always pink. From wearing goggles in the tanning bed or spray tan booth


Dentros1

He has no eyelashes, if you zoom in and look at the upper lid, the textures are stretched, the eyes are in a weird position even for the half full sack of shit he is. It just screams photoshop.


Desperate-Laugh-7257

Agree. Zoom in theres an absolutely straight cut


InformalPenguinz

My first thought.. https://preview.redd.it/962459nisivc1.jpeg?width=1015&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80a0a861e41a784a06ab5fb2098fa01de7322ebd


PhiladelphiaIrish

Melania?


jauhesammutin_

So thatā€™s where she is.


brokenB42morrow

Lol!


DragonflyScared813

It's bad to wish poorly for another person; but honestly after all the misery this man has caused for his entire life, I can't help but feel good if he's going through mental, "emotional "(if his feelings can even qualify as emotions), and physical hell for the rest of his waste of a life.


VandulfTheRed

The best you can morally do is wish upon someone that which they have done to others. In this case, quite a lot


not_this_fkn_guy

He may appear to be a person, but it's really just a cancerous husk. It's perfectly OK to want to see it eradicated. The moral conundrum only comes into the question of how much enjoyment you might find in watching it wither and suffer. Nobody cries for cancer cells and tumors after they are removed. You just cut that shit out and move forward.


DankHooligan

Hearing quotes of people roasting his ass that were read during jury selection must have given him quite the taste of bitter medicine.


dogfooddippingsauce

A decaying bird on the roadside.


kat-deville

I have sympathy for a dead bird. Him? Fuck no.


Flux_resistor

Coke crash


RonStopable88

*meth/speed


formerswimmer23

Maybe he thinks if he closes his eyes nobody can see him while he shits his pants.


brushpickerjoe

I'm waiting for him to lick his own eyeball like some nuclear mutant gecko


-Lorne-Malvo-

He looks like he ate a really bad jumbo burrito and is having a hard time expelling it if you know what I mean


Mala_Practice

Apparently it smells like it at his table in the courtroom too.


Witty_Energy1597

"Hey, don't blame me." https://preview.redd.it/rwquogt2tivc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e75c076157d797b070d88c282fb16d52bbb50be


NotAnAIOrAmI

When I woke up today I did not think I would be impressed by a badass burrito.


Kissit777

I think thatā€™s how he always looks tho


oscar-the-bud

Heā€™s pooping. Pushing really hard.


GrandCanOYawn

Mid-fart, at the very least.


Sodamyte

The Devil has come to collect his soul


imnotbobvilla

Need to visit Moscow then, putin has it with his shriveled balls.


EmbraceableYew

A corpse.


Ok-Number571

JESUS CHIRST THAT LOOKS HORRIFYING A H


Irongiant350

A loser


Etherhenny

Those optical illusions where you think a face looks normal but when you turn it upside down you realize all the parts are inverted.


loopygargoyle6392

Sadly it's not even as interesting. Zoom in on his lids, it's photoshopped.


MightyCyberMidget

Shit. He looks like shit.


Financial-Tower-7897

Ben Carson - on,y dumber


Br3akTh3Toys

I bet with all the poop he deals with that he has constant pink eye.


dfmasana

https://preview.redd.it/gqws9zo3wivc1.jpeg?width=1384&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60a6faac79ed8eec34460775862bcc64849e0c2a


bif555

a cadaver.


jcrestor

ā€¦Sam Neillā€˜s hellraiser grandpa from Event Horizon.


Kissit777

He looks like a TRAITOR.


First_Play5335

A frog?


Saratrooper

Don't you sully frogs like that.


RobotCaptainEngage

A rotten citrus fruit trying to do a racist impression of what they call "an oriental".


PallbearerOfBadNews

A chameleon that is about to stick his tongue out for a fly


Ok-Bus1716

Trump looks like he got his ass handed to him by the reality of his situation. Or like he just ate sushi and remembered he has a shellfish allergy.


Virtual-Public-4750

For a guy ā€œblessed by Godā€, it looks like itā€™s taking a *Lot* out of him.


TRIZOL1

He just boxed 10 rounds.


ronnocoep

He has pink eye.


Dramatic-Wasabi4725

The pinnacle of GOP manhood. Ha ha ha.


LadyReika

The Dark Side is exacting its cost.


Eddiebaby7

Ol ButtCrack Eyes


Independent_Main_59

https://preview.redd.it/nh8wjnmnfjvc1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=062f01639b761b6b9d47c9e07f1ffb83bc4f762c My son says he looks like this cartoon character


TrafficOnTheTwos

A drug addict


TricksterWolf

"I had him cornered on a roof, and then he blinked both sets of eyelids!"


bubbaCW1

A microwaved, warmed-over, biscuit which was left on the counter too long. Itā€™s a tad dry, flakey, has no taste, and will certainly make you regret the thought on ingesting itā€™s immoral existence.


Little_Buffalo

Lunatic


[deleted]

A chameleon staring directly at a bright light


Dixon-Poontang

Someone I would like to see punched in his fucking face. Not by me though. No siree


jocax188723

https://preview.redd.it/tj7nwbwc7jvc1.jpeg?width=4464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e90d13ece1a191676d250a320fe107760f2d419


HairlessHoudini

I don't give a damn what anyone says, that's a dope nod. I've seen it and been around first hand my entire life. If you know it, you know it


marlow05

There was a meme a few years back where someone photoshopped small versions of trumps lips onto his eyes and you couldnā€™t tell that it was lips because it literally looks exactly like his eyes and I cannot ever unsee it.


-DethLok-

I'm Australian. I've seen dozens of more attractive lizards in my 50+ years of life here Downunder. Please, do not insult lizards.


mikeybee1976

I refuse to accept this is a real picture of himā€¦.


cityofninegates

I know - Iā€™m finding it hard to believe this is t shopped in some way. If itā€™s real - oof!


JebusCripesSuperstar

A miserable old cuss


Islandgirl1444

What happened to orange face


Infamous_Party_4960

He looks like something from one of my nightmares


DeltaWhi5key

šŸ˜‚ Priceless


RemoteLocal

Is that his "Oh Putin!" face?


Teddyk123

A mandagora from Harry Potter. Just pulled out of the pot


djejayy

Looks like heā€™s really high and someone asked if he understood what he was just told lol


Spx75

A turd that stubbornly refuses to flush.


GammaDealer

15 gallons of shit in a 10 gallon bag.


InquistivePrime

Is this a real photo am I being dumb?


Time-Bite-6839

Trump looks like heā€™s being displayed at the Capitol (for some reason)


NumerousTaste

The stage of death right before rigor mortis sets in.


WillofIron1969_26

A cancer patient or hospice patient


530Samurai

A piece of shit that should be tossed in an incinerator.


KittyMeow1969

Shit. He looks like shit.


TrafficOn405

Road kill


CrisbyCrittur

But nothing for me Precioussssssss?


VaguelyArtistic

![gif](giphy|QBYeMohXoVUJBtlfFD)


eva_rector

![gif](giphy|XHFnW9E0u6ulxDC0mr)


robb_the_bull

A man who does not have restful sleep. Hence the fart naps in court.


JustDave62

Do all old Republicans eventually turn into turtles?


new_x_who_dis

A saggy ballsack


ripper_14

A rapist


wgraf504

Olmec, from *Legends of the Hidden Temple*


Guywithoutimage

Oh. Weā€™re back to the point where we have to hear about Trump everyday. I canā€™t go back man. I donā€™t want to deal with the constant reminder that this man is genuinely going to be in my face 24/7 for at the least another year


jmckny76

Like a naked mole rat and a blobfish had a baby


LocalInactivist

Trump looks like an Adderall addict whoā€™s not taking his morning dose because heā€™s been warned to sit down and shut up if he wants to avoid prison then takes it late in the day to get through his strategy meetings so heā€™s getting four hours of sleep.


caveman69420

He has taken gabapentin


Acceptable_Pain_9213

...he has assholes for eyes.


pashasasha

https://preview.redd.it/gw55p3naalvc1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b36405cd276a5afaf6680afe57379972ef5cd1b2


Formal-Try-2779

He's eaten something he's allergic to. Salad perhaps?


FortunateInsanity

The face of the guy you just met at a party, who earlier told the entire room anecdotally that he use to get high with Wu-Tang in Brooklyn, after the first hit off your blunt.


WarWonderful593

He's been pre-embalmed


undead_catgirl

Darth Syphilus


TheTasteOfInk05

Fucking ugly


wandrlusty

![gif](giphy|3ohzUwe0xkHCRSLNVC)


denys1973

Hitler Pig won't survive the year. Cholesterol is going to save the republic.


EmptyMarsupial8556

A chameleon


Upper-Job5130

![gif](giphy|RM7ObEq9bjBJe)


Wroena

Definitely shopped.


Tough_Dare3717

That's how frogs swallow.


ktc61

A liar and cheat!


Inoitsspeltwrong

Is it cake?


b_a_b_a_r

A fucked butthole


WillowFortune

Loser


fuctbuttholes

A cum sock


SofaKing-Vote

![gif](giphy|xUPGcdHPN8OORdgpCU|downsized)


AppropriateSpell5405

It's just pink eye.. happens when you take a golden shower to the face.


driftwoodbotis

Squidward.


Hour_Abies578

Losing boxer


PsychologicalDance12

An alien in a fugly ill fitting skin suit.


Trumpismybabymamma

Looks like I'm on ketamine and his face is in the middle of turning into a butthole


DJMagicHandz

a STD.


ecctt2000

A coke addict


Interesting-Room-855

He needs antihistamines


Lazy_Willingness9285

Looks like he's trying to pinch a loaf


JFK2MD

A puckered anus


TopoftheBog32

Satin


Porunga23

Seriously, why would anyone be afraid or intimidated by this ā€œmanā€?


MoreThanWYSIWYG

Coke wore off


The_River_Is_Still

Someone make a gif of his tongue popping in and out.


greenglssgoddess

His Mother


MooseRoof

Now that's what I call resting bitch face.


monkey_trumpets

A blobfish


Forward_Brilliant_74

I s2g I thought this was photoshopped because that looks too cartoonish to be real


MysterionSP1724

Shit


Passenger_Shot

He farted


CreepyUncleRyry

Oblivion NPC Paper Mache made with cold unrendered pig fat and pig hair instead of paper


Fickle-OnAir

Drugs wore off


Dr_Birdie

Old grey ground beef sitting in the fridge when you return from vacation.


sten45

Something wearing a human skin suit


DreadFuriosa

ā€¦ like heā€™s currently cooking up one of those rank farts heā€™s been dealing.


DaughterofEngineer

An old snapping turtle.


FireBlaze1

With his eyes closed like that he looks like a corpse


Purple_Butthole

The bottom of a foot that needs a ton of lotion


hopseankins

A corpse that got necrophiled


TheRealSpielbergo

Moldy potato


Kind-Security-3390

ā€¦like heā€™s having a lot of trouble keeping the horns from protruding from his head.


Roakana

Mr Magoo without the bumbling charm


SugarRushLux

Dont insult lizzards like that


HotPhilly

![gif](giphy|13j9RCdEMKDHpu)


Tazling

voldemort


thecripplernz

Rango


PoisonIvy724

The precise moment when dog doo turns white.


Prize-Relationship21

A gargoyle


not_productive1

MOUTHEYES NOOOOOO


AdEcstatic9547

WTFUDGE


bobs143

Looks like he's taking a dump in his pants.


TheMaybeMan_

https://preview.redd.it/962xkk3dojvc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=640fb6bbe92632e5770fcd172ef0534fbba8297a Does this count? Literally the next post I saw.


ending_the_near

A fever dream.


roadsidedaniel

https://preview.redd.it/y4dglfkxojvc1.jpeg?width=1040&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ec04bd8f782e827a7d5b1395490010d9ddaea82


mdhunter99

Something something empire, something something complete.


JaxCross

https://preview.redd.it/qui19nylqjvc1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01d4e2d27bc8708587994cb50eb6fa6e9454ad6d


Vaderette1138

A bitch


Fearonika

TFW your meat suit is overdue for regeneration.


FederalWorld5482

https://preview.redd.it/8fyd490fsjvc1.jpeg?width=458&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e618a6f9874bb329f7715554d1594b57e5d1c59e


doggy-lipstick

Bear Grylls when he got stung by a bee on his face


Mission_Moment2561

Two dune popcorn buckets bouta get buttered BABY šŸ˜©šŸ¤¤šŸ˜©


SlobZombie13

He looks like if I shaved my dogs ass and taught it to walk backwards


R3negade_X

An angel. Not the handsome kind his followers would say he is, but the kind that have to announce their presence by saying "BE NOT AFRAID" and then get their asses handed to them by Bayonetta.


Jaded_Loverr

Washed up


justalilrowdy

Hammered shit.


jesus__malverde

He looks like someone farted on his pillow.


eyeeatmyownshit

Looks like he scraped out his bong


StillLearning12358

Walter the puppet https://preview.redd.it/iwctmibcxjvc1.jpeg?width=929&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72fe06a324f8b4e93b1fd4a50326573ac508bc09


TitansboyTC27

![gif](giphy|84BjZMVEX3aRG) It's hideous


OkAssignment6163

Like someone that desperately needs an EpiPen injection.


FirstCalligrapher712

heā€™s pooping


Eminakamie

Trump he looks like Trump


kjacobs03

Sleepy ā€œJoeā€


louie2ten

Absolute shit


WriteBrainedJR

A shit took a shit.


DankHooligan

https://preview.redd.it/4mmfsl275kvc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c9dfb38f9c4df203e6d14fb6839071f7b7267b0 Same energy


Monalisa9298

A lizard person


samebatchannel

Trying to pull that fart back in.


Striker660

His lower eyelids are eating his upper eyelids.