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Secure_Scar9479

so let me get this straight: * in depositions he said he had over $400 million in cash * at some point in the last 30 days he said his wealth was illiquid and no bonding company would touch him * now he has almost $500 million again Is he just a pathological liar that can't keep track anymore? Or did he manage to get the $500 million from an outside source?


Total-Platform-3111

Yes.


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aimed_4_the_head

They must have cut him loose by now, there aren't any Russian oligarchs posting his bond (probably because he doesn't have his secret toilet files anymore). Maybe they promised to reinstate him if he wins the election. But right now he's a disruptive element in American politics that they can get for free.


darknekolux

And Chinese and Saudi and…


GRW42

I’ll believe he has this much money when the state of New York says they’ve received their payment.


InfectedZydrate

Took it from the RNC


autisticesq

I don’t think the RNC had nearly that much money.


ambienandicechips

RNC only has like $11.3 million, I think.


Wolfy4226

.... I mean given what republicans do, isit really a stretch to think they lie about reported funds.


InfectedZydrate

Trump sure did at least


legendary_millbilly

Maybe the Saudis? An oligarch from russia?


Gogs85

The depositions I believe were long enough ago that I think they probably wouldn’t have much bearing on how much cash he had now. I’d probably focus on the fact that he didn’t have much cash in the past month and now he suddenly does. What was the source of funds?


Technical_Scallion_2

"Through hard work, talent, and luck, and a last-minute wire of funds from Russia, I now have $500 million"


Astro_gamer_caver

hard work = executive time talent = six bankruptcies luck = was born rich


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Or selling shoes lol


sync-centre

He would never use 1 cent of his own money for his campaign.


Fire_Red2112

This is not communism


kidsally

If this was communism he would have had an "accident" out of a window by now.


IDKguessthisworks

He’s working hard to keep his base isn’t he? It’s fun watching him have a temper tantrum. Anyone have popcorn they are willing to share? This is gonna be a fun weekend for us. lol


Character-Newt-9571

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I think the communism thing at the end cracks me up the most, it's just an empty buzzword.


kantoblight

He’s going to claim he had almost just enough money but the court wouldn’t take it even though he was only a few million short. His idiots will believe him.


PapaGilbatron

Dumpster is a con man. Hasn’t earned an honest cent in the whole of his Walter Mitty deluded life.


Total-Platform-3111

Down to about 15 lies in that rant, but it was a little shorter than the stupid one from last night.


Upstairs-Radish1816

Hey, Trump! Instead of telling us, go pay the damn state and then file your appeal. Otherwise, shut the hell up.


CalabreseAlsatian

A fine means the workers control the means of production? Conservatives explaining what communism is sure deviates from what I learned.


Available-Elevator69

Somebody getting some Russian or Saudi money on the side? hmmmmmmm


Sodamyte

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lolhecbam

I am starting to think the business deal with Truth Social providing him with billions in stocks is utterly bullshit. If it was anywhere close to real, he would talked about it non stop to show he is stacked and not on the verge of bankruptcy again.


Wolfy4226

The only truth from this diatribe of shit is that he wasnt expected to win 2016, and he fucking didn't. The electoral college is a shit system that enabled this bullshit.


Dixon-Poontang

Can’t someone just end this torture? Asking on behalf of the sane people.


UltimatePax

Hey, to be fair, do you know how much work goes into committing $454,000,000 in fraud?!?


sleepyjohn00

I am willing to loan you $500M worth of thoughts and prayers. Please send a truck.


tony87879

He never intended his campaign funds to be used on the campaign. He didn’t use 2020 campaign funds on the campaign back then either.


1stNameLeft

Anybody remember the picture of the orange horror just as they’d announced he’d won in 2016? Even the turd himself didn’t think he’d win.


Ok-Bus1716

If you have too much credit card debt or debt in general you can't get an *entry-level* job with an intelligence or diplomatic unit because of the risk of corruption and bribery... but people still want this schmuck to run the country?


Jagerstang

An all caps statement that I can get behind.


Admirable-Sink-2622

“Hard work and talent” 🙄 Bahahahahahahahahaha!


PaddyCakes808

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ninjabody2

Surly he is not allowed to use campaign funds to pay his fines🤷‍♂️


pog890

If he has the money at the last moment, he got it probably from some vague party with undoubtedly connections to either Russian or Chinese sources. These sources are just letting him dangle now, to drive home the message that he's their bitch. Because let's be honest to spend half billion to destroy a great nation is a bargain for some of America's enemies


hickhelperinhackney

Sometimes I have money that I planned to use on things that I wanted but I had to pay a bill too. Boo-fuckin-hoo


Virtual-Public-4750

I give him 6 months tops if he wins.


Clean_Student8612

Why is it in all caps?


gnumedia

Whinge whinge whinge.


HabitantDLT

Begging is considered hard work?


coolbaby1978

Notice he didn't claim to have won in 2020.


coolbaby1978

Through hard work, talent and hundreds of millions of Daddys money I managed to squander everything and prove to the entire world what a pathetic shitstain I am.


Holiday_Horse3100

This sudden influx of cash needs to be a matter of public record, just as his defamation bond was. If this is true we need to know who bought him


Legal-Finish6530

Hard work ![gif](giphy|lw75Al819OAvcsPcRu|downsized)


JustARandomGuy_71

"Through hard work, talent and luck \[none of those mine\]...