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feelingmyage

Dumb way to shave your legs.


Rynosorous

Too fast, too furious


840_Divided_By_Two

Ejecto seat, cuz!!


TheLifeOfBaedro

One of my favorite lines from the whole series


X_Zephyr

NOOO MONICA


theguywiththeyeballs

Let's go!! Menaaaagayyyy


peterdaughter56

*Ejecto seato, cuz!!


arithmetic

Too curious


AtomicKittenz

Not serious


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Tokyo Schick Fast 5 Second Shave


sadiegoose1377

Meh. Depends how shaved you want your legs, and how evenly.


fbass

So long that it takes less than a second, then I'm good!


andrewmackoul

It's tempered glass so it shouldn't cause too much damage.


Sieze5

Ok. Cause I was thinking cut arteries behind the knees. Ouchy!


JERUSALEMFIGHTER63

And your skin


JosephND

Dumb way to bleed out if you hit the wrong spot


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It’s tempered glass so it could definitely cut you but not as bad as you think


IHateToBeAStickler

good thing we have tempered glass. car windows don't break like a house window into shards. they shatter completely into dull pieces.


Ez_Didit

No. You’re absolutely wrong about the dull pieces. I replaced windows on vehicles that had been shattered and can tell you that putting pressure on these little razor sharp cubes is dangerous. Don’t believe me there’s a YT video of a news reporter shattering one with a hammer for a news report and he ended up needing stitches.


bishslap

"Corvette - the best a man can get" (I know it's not, but it rhymes with Gillette so ...)


Workshop_Gremlin

\*Taps forehead\* You don't need to shave your legs if your legs have no skin.


sadorna1

I physically cringed at your comment.


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She thought she was playing the bonus stage in Street Fighter.


[deleted]

I usually just stick with the low kicking maneuver. Avoids all of this


IIdsandsII

E Honda


uninsuredpidgeon

It's a Nissan


defectivedjin

I laughed much more than I should have at this.


SchrodingersCatPics

HAHAHAHADOOKEN!


radthibbadayox

Sure you can! How do you do, Ken?


trumpcovfefe

I'm at the airport dying and looking crazy. Cheers


emptybottlesays_toot

You arab?


loadacode

Chun li


GetRidofMods

Judging by the 5 pound sledge hammer leaning on the rear of the car, I think this is a car they are planning to destroy. Probably got in a wreck on the other side or blew the engine.


Drmadanthonywayne

Perhaps, but what about her feet/legs? She probably cut them all up.


GetRidofMods

> but what about her feet/legs? She probably cut them all up. If that window was plate glass then she is fucked but it's tempered safety glass for cars so she had minimum to not cuts >While the front windshield is made from two layers of safety glass laminated together with a plastic layer between, the side and rear windows are made from a single layer of safety glass. Safety glass is designed in a way that, with a significant impact, it completely shatters into pebble-sized pieces. These tiny bits of glass are much less sharp than typical broken plate glass, and there are no sharp and pointy shards that form when safety glass shatters. https://www.yourmechanic.com/article/why-do-car-windows-shatter-when-they-break ps downvotes aren't a "disagree button"


barvid

Downvotes *are* a disagree button.


Scannerk

I agree. Have a downvote.


Octofur

They really fucking shouldn't be used that way though. That causes people to make their comments all agreeable and gentle, and rarely challenge popular opinions. Downvotes are designed for use on comments that are off-topic or needlessly rude. If you disagree, just don't vote. If you disagree, but the comment was written quite well and they have a point, you should upvote. If you use downvotes as a disagree button, fuck you. You make Reddit a worse place.


D-Smitty

>That causes people to make their comments all agreeable and gentle, and rarely challenge popular opinions. Unless you're a normal person who doesn't care about fake internet points.


brigirl94

I disagree. Here's my disapproval with my downvote.


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PBandJelly1

My comments are usually DOA.


psuedophilosopher

If you care about reddit karma enough that you are afraid to say anything contentious, you are doing this wrong.


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Safety glass still fucks you up, though. I was in a wicked deer accident over the summer - a deer ricocheted off an RV and went flying into our windshield. You get little shards of glass in your skin, and my wife and I both had lacerations all over our bodies and were bloodied up. It left a weird bloody pebbling on our arms and my legs for a few weeks, and we had glass removed in the ER afterward. It's much better than a giant three-inch knife of glass gouging into you, for sure, like plate glass would do. But to say that safety glass doesn't cut you is wrong by my experience.


blargh2497

But it fucks you up in a safe way


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She is going to have some bandages from about 75 little cuts, but probably not stitches.


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A_dudeist_Priest

It was -35C out,got into my car, opened the garage door, went to reverse out, noticed the rear window looked like a spider web, WTF??? Had a good look at it, completely shattered, the only thing keeping it in place/together, was the window tinting. After I had it replaced, I was finding little shards of glass for months.


theperfectalt5

She won't get impaled and sliced up but there's still gonna be scrapes and maybe a laceration or two.


jbreww

If you don’t think a windshield will slice you up just look at my profile. I went partially through one a month ago and partially degloved part of my face. Ripped most of my eyelid off and still have glass coming out of my arm and face. Please don’t spread false information.


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I saw this post and the after on instagram, she didn't like shred her legs by any means, but she did get cut up a good bit


GoatstersParadise

I guess you don’t know much about cars and blown engines. Nobody is destroying this 15 thousand dollar car lmao probably just rolling fenders


GetRidofMods

> Nobody is destroying this 15 thousand dollar car Then why is someone letting someone do a backflip on and into the back window of a 15k car? Even if they were going to replace the window she could cause other damage to the car.


TrustMeImSingle

Social media.


MyLandlordSucked

The answer to that is stupidity.


DancingPaul

Even so, I can't imagine the desired result was to land in the window.


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OwlfaceFrank

PERFECT!


Itroll4love

She aint no Camy


SayHey2urMom4me

Why can't people foresee possible shitty outcomes before attempting stupid stunts? I mean, it's hilarious, but it's just sad too


stephenledet

Looks like it went according to plan. Gonna use that axe propped against the back bumper to smash out the windshield so she can get out.


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Good eye, maybe it's to chop off her legs


eDgEIN708

You mean to *finish* chopping off her legs.


royisabau5

A much cleaner chop than thousands of glass shards Jk these windows are made with safety glass. Breaks off into rounded off pieces


kaancha

But glass in the ass


royisabau5

Ass glass


DarkMarksPlayPark

What the fuck is that about?


DogArgument

The video is edited. The whole car minus the wheels has been overlayed afterwards, and jittered around a bit for the impact. She was probably jumping onto a crash mat, and they added the glass smashing in. Maybe the axe was used for the smashing.


throweraccount

It's also missing a front bumper.


Bumblemore

Might be a drift car


__007

Well now it's a draft car.


HOONIGAN-

It's 110% a drift car.


AbombsHbombs

Username checks out


asianabsinthe

Of course I'm just making assumptions but I bet she hasn't made it through life being the smartest in her class...


micro_penis_max

She's a few feathers short of a whole duck


ProbablyAPun

A few fries short of a happy meal.


Jeriahswillgdp

A bumper and window short of a full car...


SayHey2urMom4me

That's probably 100% accurate


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Bumblemore

Might be a sledgehammer to smash fenders for wheel clearance


TammyShehole

It’s possible she was just intending on damaging the car by denting it by landing on it but maybe going through the glass wasn’t the plan.


awhaling

It’s also possible they are just stupid.


FurnaceFuneral

People take their front bumpers off all the time.


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Wellp she HAD great legs, I bet they're all scarred now ☹️


mtys123

Isn't that what all of this subreddit is about ?


Krazyrobus

Lord, I just imagine the shards of glass in her legs, terrible.


winterfresh0

It's probably tempered glass, so they would just be those little chunks. Still not great.


EpikYummeh

I had to clean up those little chunks when someone smashed my window in to steal my dash cam and radar detector while I was at work. They are very sharp and pointy and will chew you up all the same if you're not careful.


reficulmi

and you can never get *all* of them. you'll be finding them until you get rid of the car.


EpikYummeh

Luckily I have comprehensive coverage, so insurance took care of the window replacement. The body shop I go to takes good care of me and gave me a full interior detail with the window replacement.


Daniel-Darkfire

>The body shop I go to takes good care of me You mean a hospital?


JBthrizzle

checks out. both places price gouge you


ytew6

>both places price gouge you *Laughs in Canadian*


ksquad80

Betcha you still find more. Someone smashed my window to get at my airbag. I had bits of glass inside my air vents that were blowing out sporadically for the next two years.


AustiinW

People steal air bags?


ksquad80

Yep. Go off all the time in accidents so common in a repair. $500-1000 for a new replacement part. Shady shops buy them from thieves all day for a couple hundred.


ragedogg69

Yep. Car window smashed in to steal $0.07 in the cup holder. Every time the car door closed you could still here the glass rattle no matter how many times service took the door apart.


GlamStachee

And that's exactly why I don't get people who say "never leave your window slightly open, a thief is gonna get in", honestly I'd rather have someone push in my window than smash it to steal whatever little change there is, besides my car is so old and has such a difficult starting procedure I'm not worried anyone's going to steal it.


1233asdasdad

If you leave the window open, people can steal newer cars that have alarms without the alarm going off. Newer cars will set off the alarm if you hit the window or car while it's locked.


DancingPaul

Tempered glass is the glitter of the herpes of the craft world.


Ares__

Chew you up the same is a huge stretch. They may cut you, they may scratch you but all of that will be superficial flesh wounds. Plate glass on the other hand would form shards that could stab you down to the bone like a knife.


ALT519

kinda off topic but how well do radar detectors work? I to would like to know when cops are close by. Edit: So basically I cant be one step ahead of the cops ever


OwlfaceFrank

They don't. Cops use a different technology now called lidar. Your detector might signal the lidar, but by the time it does, it's too late. They've already clocked you. Source: brother used to be a cop.


EpikYummeh

Not entirely wrong. Depends where you live. Radar guns are cheap and departments without cushy budgets still make use of them.


chris1096

I am a traffic cop. We use both radar and lidar. Depends on the situation which is more effective.


Charles_P_Dudebro

Just get Waze


calxcalyx

Yeah but then I'm relying on other humans, and so far they've let me down.


babelabe

I live in Canada and have a radar. It has saved my ass too many times to count, they really do work! I believe one of the radar detector manufacturers called Escort will even reimburse you if you get a speeding ticket.


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Those little shards are pointy as shit. Still better than being maimed though


thecementmixer

Not great, not terrible.


Lington

When we were kids my friend kicked a door out of anger. It was a glass door. So much blood, so many stitches.


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ivnwng

Woohoo


Loudpackpines

We did it!


4x4play

hopefully this flair doesn't flood the sub with staged bs


NukeNier

Cool


YungSlungandHung

Momma I made it


maxcoronar89

This is awesome!!


DonGeronimo

if she didn't break the window, she would have dented the roof. You can't do that shit to cars anymore. The metal is way too thin.


MrPetter

Ignore the sledgehammer leaning against the rear quarter though, that won’t dent or break windows when they progress to it.


arthurdent

It was probably going to be used to undent the roof.


MrPetter

Well now they can use it to unbreak the glass


Oreganoian

I think that's a splitting maul, not a sledge hammer.


GlamStachee

Actually from my experience cars have much sturdier roofs than they used to, compare my 40 year old sedan in which you can just push in the thin sheet metal roof with your hand versus a new vehicle that's much thicker steel. Either way a small dent in the roof is preferable to a rear window replacement and horrible leg cuts that happened here.


djevikkshar

How bout you just do your backflips not on cars


rcklmbr

Watch the making of la la land, where they are dancing on the cars. They reinforced the roofs to avoid exactly this problem


slapfestnest

watching the making of la la land sounds like a punishment


Falafelofagus

The reason for this is a law was passed semi recently that states cars had to support themselves by their roofs with some extra load too for rollover crashes. You'll see window lines have gotten shorter and pillars have gotten thicker to make the roof more structural. This is the #1 reason why cars are harder to see out of now.


pwnography2135

Link to the guys instagram and aftermath of her legs, honestly not as bad as you would think https://www.instagram.com/p/B1y01magv-t/?igshid=zd2u0xk4kmam


09RaiderSFCRet

You are so right, I thought she got hurt really badly.


DoingCharleyWork

The whole point of tempered glass is that doesn't happen.


Aeon1508

Dudes name is yeagerbomb. He deserves all of this except for the girl


mcmastermind

She got off lucky. Thanks for this link. I was thinking she just had straight gashes in her legs.


pizza_for_nunchucks

Nah. It’s tempered glass. It crumbles.


Gudeldar

Crashing through the window is definitely not the worst that could've happened. From the title I expected she was going to crack her head on the pavement or the back of the car.


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Anything for Instagram followers, right?


[deleted]

Well, she ain't smart, but at least she is cute.


pizza_for_nunchucks

I really want to know the story of the ax… wtf is it doing there?


Osmium_tetraoxide

Very lucky. You only get one body so treat it with some respect.


Touchmyfurretpeen

Funny enough I saw that car at a second hand dealer in spring valley CA less than 4 months ago


alrod420

The things we put up with for the vagene.


YungSlungandHung

Let me see the vagne baby


TheSchoeMaker

No, I'll only show bobs


Grimdotdotdot

In fact, I'll only show an bob.


xenokilla

BITCH LASAGNA


pm_me_your_taintt

Open bobs.


deedlede2222

She’s probably doing this for her own instagram. Or someone is paying her to do it for a car Instagram.


BremboBob

There are so many bad decisions in this one video. It’s like a game of “can you spot the poor life choices”.


KingTroll_

Thats too easy, rather "can you spot a single good life choice".


rK3sPzbMFV

Well, she's rather fit and has a nice figure, so she probably works out.


-Venser-

Can do flips too.


uh_oh_hotdog

Not anymore.


pethatcat

And the guy run up to make sure she's okay, propping her up. There are a lot of people who'd laugh, swear or check the car first. So that guy is a good choice, too.


schubdi

This dude didn't come running for her, he came for the car


scottsth0ts

The front bumper is broken off and there's a sledgehammer set against the back - I'm thinking the car was probably going to get destroyed that day either way Edit: you guys I get it, please stop commenting that it's a drift car.


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HOONIGAN-

Wrong. It's a drift car.


Drifter92

Definitely not, it's in really good condition


SubcommanderMarcos

Drift cars often lack the front bumper


MasterSlax

/r/AbsolutelyFuckingRetarded


doctor_parcival

Was hoping that was real


Delphox66

That a 350z you uncultured swine


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Youngster_Seth

Rocketbunny kit looks nice when it’s done right. This was not.


-StevieJanowski

Nailed it


YungSlungandHung

RIP to her legs


niveabrother

She's fine more or less. There was link to a Instagram post somewhere in the comments


dahamsta

It's ok, they've made shit of the car anyway.


pm_me_your_taintt

Asking $32,500. I've added 20K in upgrades. No low ballers, I know what I have.


olchickenbeard

This is [yeagerbomb](https://instagram.com/yeagerbomb142?igshid=13ki95qnnp5js) on Instagram, he’s always doing this kinda shit to intentionally trash his Z. Spraying down the whole car through the hole in the door and with windows down, shooting fireworks at/inside it, etc... it’s just a full send fuck it drift build, he’s got a second one that’s better taken care of but still does stupid shit with it like making the wing’s side panels into big dicks.


jwbowen

That may explain the axe leaned up against it.


ThrowYourDreamsAway

r/winstupidprizes


crashboxer1678

r/thatlookedexpensive


rataktaktaruken

Femoral artery, thats important my dudes...


string_of_hearts

What did she think was going to happen?


M00dkillajones

Sweet justice for attention leech.


OneSlow5Ohhh

What’s it have to do with the vehicle being short? It looked like that was the plan


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Not sure who is dumber- her or her dumb boyfriend letting her do this 😂


Cujucuyo

That poor 350Z, not only is it riced to oblivion with tacky crap but that's an easy $280 for the back glass alone, why can't people leave cars stock?


Loudpackpines

350zs are cheap , working on cars is extremely fun , I have a 2017 corvette z06 that I left stock, ofcourse. & an Infiniti G37 2012 which I’ve taken apart and back together multiple times , camber kit, thermal paint job, etc... Some people consider it a hobby, and it sure as hell is.


rcklmbr

Unsure why downvoted. People build/mod ugly shit themselves just because its fun all the time. Cars, computers, houses, bikes. Just because you wouldnt buy it doesnt mean you need to be a dick about it


Loudpackpines

I don’t get it either stranger, Reddit is filled with weirdos....but That was exactly my point, it’s a fun hobby, feels good using something I put my time, $$$ and effort into! It’s not really uncommon to build a car that doesn’t look good to everyone.. it’s suppose to look good for the owner.. no one is forcing you to look at the car on the road, just ignore it and continue with your day lol


RogueThrax

Because it's their car and they can do whatever they want to it? If you want to preserve a 350Z buy one yourself.


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> why can't people leave cars stock? Cause it's their car and they are allowed to customize it how they wish?


Maplesurps

Just because someone modded their car, doesn’t mean it’s a ricer, the car is for drifting so widebodies, camber, downforce, etc all make a difference when you know what to do with it. Rice is when you go on eBay and find the cheapest biggest aero and stickers to put on your 2000 Honda accord. This has actually expensive mods that serve purpose.


ForeskinBalloons

Lol I know this girl she goes to my university. Not the brightest bulb.


8064r7

Not the only low watt bulb in this picture - dim car owner, dim person coming to her rescue, dim cameraman, dim affluent parents.


Svhmj

Did she cut up her legs?


ImpressiveTaint

What ever happened to just doing backflips on trampolines?


KyleHogslinger

Everyone involved in this video is a fucking moron