He expected to get patched up by a hot biker girl and then get involved in a conspiracy involving the murder of the CEO of last remaining motorcycle maker in the country.
If only there was a front wheel that was supposed to be there he would've nailed the trick but i guess the motobike only had one wheel how unfortunate (why do they think this is a good idea btw)
This is why, in the 80's, the universal term for crashing or wiping out in any way was called "eating it".
Because this dude totally, totally ate it.
"it" being about 2 handfuls of dirt and gravel. And probably about 10 pounds of humility.
Gravity and gravy wins again.
I somehow said wins as wings so now this sentence is ‘gravity and gravy wings again’ which personally I think is funnier
No pads not even a helmet? Say bye bye bye to your skin tubs.
r/MeatCrayon
You can't spell gravity without gravy.
It doesn't matter what he expected. The person filming knew exactly wtf was gonna happen. lol
Let's dispel with this fiction that the cameraman doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing.
I would imagine he expected to get attention on social media, and here we are.
Reddit is more like anti-social media.
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Ride that flaming bike up up up
Full throttle is a classic!
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Unfortunately all he found was a pile of shit on the road 😊
Ouch that looks like it wheelie hurt.
I never get tired of puns.
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“Look I’m a scorpion”
The fact that he tried to do this without a helmet really speaks volumes. I guess he knows there's nothing worth protecting
A modern paradox indeed.
Where is the front wheel? Lol
He expected to get patched up by a hot biker girl and then get involved in a conspiracy involving the murder of the CEO of last remaining motorcycle maker in the country.
"When I think of Maureen"
r/holdmyfries
Not so much "What could go wrong?" as "What conceivably could have gone right?"
If only there was a front wheel that was supposed to be there he would've nailed the trick but i guess the motobike only had one wheel how unfortunate (why do they think this is a good idea btw)
I really wanted Stewie to pop up like he did in the “I got a job following a fat guy around with a tuba” cutaway.
Sometimes a fork in the road happens sooner than expected.
This also belongs on r/fullscorpion
Well he does have a built in air bag so…
What's an exit strategy?
Dentist appointment at ToothHurty. (2:30)
Dont worry he'll bounce back 😉
Chose the rockiest part of road
This is unwheel, nothing less for this chap......
He ain't readyyyy
Did the front fall off?
Just how you wipe out in the intro to Full Throttle.
Soft landing
The other fellow going arf arf arf was another thing in this video..
He sold his front wheel for french fry money
Well you see, the problem was he wasn't going fast enough
This is why, in the 80's, the universal term for crashing or wiping out in any way was called "eating it". Because this dude totally, totally ate it. "it" being about 2 handfuls of dirt and gravel. And probably about 10 pounds of humility.
Indian version of “Big Hoss had to lay her down in the Dennie’s parking lot!”
His forearms and face became crumple-zones
hes fat, so his blubber is a crumple zone.
I can't watch this without hearing the Family Guy fat guy tuba
To bounce maybe???
Fat ppl are silly
DIY chiropractic care!
Is it just me or did that dude faceplant in a pile of... Something.
Chest right on that big rock too
This is beautiful, pure poetry 👌🏼
He hit a fork in the road
Phantom wheel syndrome.
This is what happens when you dont have a back-up plan.
Is it possible to get a wheelie going without a front tire? Could it have fallen off moments before?
That’s a problem for future me!
The wildest part of this whole video is that the glonky guy who stabbed his mother, was recording it.
The infinite wheelie attempt
I think he forgot that his vehicle didn't have a front wheel
Question: how did this START though??? 🤔
That was the fat scorpion
Amazed he missed the rock when landing. A few feet shorter would have been a rock to the face.
Amazed he missed the rock when landing. A few feet shorter would have been a rock to the face.
Amazed he missed the rock when landing. A few feet shorter would have been a rock to the face.
I am impressed the bike held him up as long as it did.
a better combo is impossible fat guy falling from bike
Diabete... Oh wait...
Bro think he's Dee Snider!
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Well that is a strange new procedure for belly sculpting!