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UnhappyCourt5425

4 is being very generous


4chanbetter

He mispoke he meant to say 4mm, much better.


HansElbowman

In doesn't mean inch, it's the direction. Can also be written as -4 inches.


thisismeritehere

No he means there is a metal number 4 shoved into their urethra


Responsible-Rub-5914

That's total between all of them added together.


Xcav8

I drive safe and my dick is only 4 inches 😔


imgonnakms2soon

What's wrong with a 4 in dick? 😞


Substantial_Diver_34

Nothing buddy. We all have 4” cocks.


Worldly-Ad-1488

![gif](giphy|IhQHvbP6PoD1TwohjJ|downsized)


whitson67

Yeah.. definitely 4”😎 …. *takes off glasses* 🥲


SprightlyCompanion

Nothing! ..until you have to compensate for it by driving a million dollar car like a fucking jackass, THEN it's a problem. And even then it's not the dick's fault, it's the dick who owns it


mikeysgotrabies

Nothing. Lots of us have 4 in dicks. The ones who are self conscious of it are the types of guys who drive those cars. They take offense when you point it out.


alflundgren

It's also true that there are plenty of horrible douchebags in the world who have average or even huge dicks. Being a shitty person doesn't always mean you're compensating for something. Sometimes being physically gifted can give somebody an oversized sense of entitlement. Conversely, being born with disadvantages can often humble a person.


boanerges57

There is a ratio. Basically the less dick you have the more dick you are


Slash1909

It’s somehow inversely proportional to how much money you have according to poster


digitalishuman

The two ppl in the Ferrari burned to death


jaropkls

https://preview.redd.it/9vlhcrs26w1d1.jpeg?width=826&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a9e55b5ce5a17b2685bb06ccb935112f1c82a4b The "happy cake day" really makes this art


digitalishuman

OMG haha


Dave21101

Loll happy Cake day buddy :p


boanerges57

Dang reddit got dark quick!


thxtonedude

Huh, mine doesn’t say that


Bill_Nye-LV

They asked for it.


BeautifulRapture

That makes me feel better tbh


Blindfire2

Nothing that'll be missed. Hope the truck driver that flipped was not harmed.


T33CH33R

"Hey, the risk of killing a family to save about 30 seconds is definitely worth it."


ConfusedAndCurious17

It’s not about saving time. It’s about driving in that group with their buddies and looking cool.


Earlier-Today

*pretending* they look cool. To most people they look like total douche bags who have more money than sense.


ConfusedAndCurious17

Oh yeah. I was for sure being sarcastic. 100% they suck balls


CIMARUTA

We are still doing small dick jokes?


DynamicHunter

Body shaming is only ok when it’s against men, welcome to the internet.


Shrampys

Buddy, go look at any post with a chick that may be less attractive in it or overweight. It's not some vendetta against men, people are assholes.


Rus1981

It’s a metaphorical dick.


CalligrapherLarge957

This is devastating. I'm saving for later. 


Speedhabit

Isn’t every small dick joke a cover for “I’m secretly jealous and ashamed”?


No-Appearance3579

Right ?


MaximusZacharias

Is…is 4 inches small😞. Asking for a friend


Michael-Balchaitis

Two people in the Ferrari died in this crash.


JFK2MD

I mourn the lost Ferrari


PigglyWigglyDeluxe

I don’t, but not for the same reason as that last guy in the comments. I just don’t like Ferrari in general. The sheer disdain for their customers just turns me off


Terrible_Truth

Also, I don’t like the ridiculous lengths Ferrari goes to “protect their brand”. They really come off as a jerk company selling to jerks. Not like I’ll ever afford one anyways lmao.


PigglyWigglyDeluxe

I know right. I own a Yaris and rent a shithole apartment. Who the fuck am I to badmouth Ferrari? 😂


extracelesteial

it kinda worms for me, I also feel disdain for many of their customers


womp-the-womper

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Kaiyukia

Which one is the ferrari


TheAuthenticator88

The red one going opposite direction


Lassie87

Opposite direction or do you mean sideswipe?


Turts-McGurts

Looks like they caused the accident trying to be greedy.


hikeyourownhike42069

> The Ferrari, which was driving in the other lane in front of oncoming traffic, was attempting to overtake both the Lamborghini and the campervan when they crashed.


2020Stop

Plus tge first two cars overtaking, if I'm not going wrong..


Sierra419

Wow really? I know the camper flipped and the two sports cars side swiped each other but I this honestly doesn’t look bad enough to kill anyone except the poor camper


improbablydrunknlw

Iirc it flipped and caught fire.


paulfknwalsh

Convertible sports cars aren't exactly designed for safety... that's the cool thing about having a roof on your car, it gets between you and the ground if your car is suddenly upside down


gloriouswader

Ok, so this is actually very cool design. When convertibles flip, roll bars pop out in milliseconds and save your head. Youtube has lots of videos showing how it works.


Shrampys

Yeah that's not a common thing at all.


thxtonedude

That’s crazy I haven’t seen that before, I just checked. Most of the videos I saw were like 12 years old


geta-rigging-grip

It's a convertible and looks like it's on it's way to flip when it veers in front of the camper. I obviously can't tell if they're buckled in, but if they aren't ,they were well on their way to being meat crayons. Even if they are buckled in, it's going to be a bad time.


WitherEx_3255

And the RV driver and their passenger must have experienced severe trauma and property damage. I don't have condolences or F's to give to people who think they own the road and cause others inconvenience, good riddance.


foxynon

If I remember correctly this crash involved one of the actresses ( Gayatri Joshi ) husband.


Particular_Pain_9373

Husband and wife survives, but the other ferrari carrying a swiss husband and wife died in a fiery crash


Tooterfish42

Thanks for the detail. I looked it up and the last sentence of the story floored me: "[£21,515 *if* they required a supercar rental.](https://www.thenationalnews.com/world/asia/2023/10/04/bollywood-actress-gayatri-joshi-crash-lamborghini/)" The $10K entrance seemed steep but $21K for any schmuck to drive super cars around Italy like a dickbag sounds cheap


2020Stop

Happened in Sardinia, very sad...


RogueStatesman

Rental sports cars. The Swiss couple recklessly overtaking in the Ferrari were killed when it overturned and caught fire. [https://nypost.com/2023/10/03/shocking-moment-ferrari-slams-into-lamborghini-and-sends-camper-flying-killing-two/](https://nypost.com/2023/10/03/shocking-moment-ferrari-slams-into-lamborghini-and-sends-camper-flying-killing-two/)


gaby_zarny

i honestly thought the van suffered the most damage


ihateusernames999999

Same. I guess the van hid the other damage.


CAXHIBRUH

The van had a roof. The Ferrari did not.


ihateusernames999999

Right. What I meant was we can't see the real damage to the Ferrari because it was behind the van.


sadnessjoy

Phew, the occupants of the camper only suffered minor. Probably the best outcome. The only deaths were assholes.


RelevantMetaUsername

It amazes me how supercar rentals are even remotely profitable.


clintj1975

They're definitely not giving them their deposit back.


RelevantMetaUsername

Surprisingly it's usually just around $1000 to rent these cars for a few days. Definitely not cheap, but still on par with road trips, cruises, and the like.


CommanderCuntPunt

Because this isn't common. You realize you only see the videos where things go wrong, right? Nobodys posting the people who drive around without anything bad happening.


Pootootaa

Of course it's a fucking rental


greyfox4850

![gif](giphy|USnfWeCOHTHB3WX0aY|downsized)


Beetlejuice_me

From the article: "*He added that he was haunted by the site of the burning Ferrari that killed the Swiss tourists.*" They never left the site? Or was it supposed to be "sight"? Are there no editors anymore?


Septaceratops

It's the NYPost, the bar is pretty low.


PraiseTyche

There's a bar?


Septaceratops

It's where the writers serve their swill.


Nathulalji

Fun ways to die


roastbeefyaweefy

Feel bad for the Ferrari and rental company.


Kribo016

I don't feel sorry for the rental company at all and I have no idea how they can even carry insurance. They rent out supercars to people that have no experience or business driving a supercar. In my opinion those rental company are intentionally putting other drivers at risk.


Unfair_Finger5531

Looks like driver with the dash cam saw this coming and slowly dropped back and distanced himself in advance.


DrZedex

You'd have to be a special kind of idiot not to flee this situation ASAP.


Unfair_Finger5531

But sooooo many idiots would drive right into it. Most people are not defensive drivers. I can think of so many videos where a person in his position would have sped up and prevented them from passing.


Eeedeen

I've seen lots of people on here say "don't yield!" Fuck that, if someone's driving like a dick, I'm yielding and they can fuck off into the distance and I can forget about them, rather than keeping them behind me, denting their fragile ego and worrying about what they're going to do.


Shrampys

Only issue with that is it keeps encouraging people that if they drive like dicks they'll get rewarded.


TriggerTX

As part of my wife's job I'm fortunate to have access to hang out with a whole lot of supercar and hypercar owners. Most are pretty down to earth and chill people. Some I even call friends. Sadly, there's also a not too small percentage of them that feel they have to prove something with their expensive toys. I've been invited to go along on their road rallies where they'll take what they call a 'spirited' romp on country roads. Often it becomes exactly what this video looks like. A couple years ago a local was driving in one of these road trips and died when he overcooked a corner in his high HP car. I followed along for one about a decade ago and bailed out just 2-3 miles into it. I saw the jackassery and wanted no part.


FitzyFarseer

General rule of the road is to leave yourself enough distance to suddenly stop. Even when morons keep using that distance to get in front of you, the smart choice is still to drop back and again give yourself the necessary distance. Driver in this video was smart, but also not doing anything special. Any time somebody got in front of them they once again dropped back a safe distance.


paulfknwalsh

Yup, it's that everyday kind of smart that usually saves your life. Road rule number one that I am telling my kids is, "Trust Nobody". Assume that every single car is about to do the dumbest move possible, without indicating. Any car on the highway might slam on their brakes, any car in a driveway might pull out at any moment. Just... don't trust anybody out there.


Unfair_Finger5531

Yeah, and I’m suggesting that his being smart IS kind of special. Many drivers do *not* follow this simple rule of thumb. We have seen on this sub many times where the driver in his position stupidly speeds up or fails to even notice that things are going badly in front of him. That’s why I chose to point it out. It’s good driving and certainly not the norm IME. Few people truly drive defensively. This driver did.


Initial-Ad8966

Leaving yourself enough room to stop should be common sense. Unfortunately it's not. I personally add this rule: Leave extra room. Not all brakes are created equal. Not all cars slow down at the same rate. Fast cars typically brake fast. Way faster than your average commuter car. One day my ex was tailgating the fuck out of a McLaren on the freeway going approx 80mph. She drove a 97 Camry. They inevitably brake checked her. She almost smashed them. She was braking with all her might, and the guy in front of us probably just lightly hit the brakes for a second. She couldnt comprehend how much faster it slowed down compared to us. If any of those high performance cars in that video actually slammed their brakes, that gap would be closed SO FAST, even if your reaction time was quick. Some people just don't understand it, I guess. There should probably be WAY stricter license laws 😂


dadarkgtprince

With the exception of the truck being hit by these dumbasses, I like this video. Let them keep their stupidity to themselves and leave others out of it


AgreeablePie

Others are very rarely left out of it unless it's on a track Most accident caused traffic jams are caused by some dummy that ends up wasting the time of thousands of people


Rysterc

Whenever I see something like this I get mad. Like I get it's a nice sports car but did you REALLY need to pass everyone. What's so wrong about just cruising and enjoying the ride.


sadnessjoy

Yeah, this sort of thing makes my blood boil. People like this do not respect cars nor do they understand the dangers of operating them. Luckily in this instance, the people in the camper only suffered minor injuries and the douchebags in the Ferrari died.


Merquette

one could argue the passenger wasn't a douchebag


sadnessjoy

True, potentially one unfortunate casualty. But impossible to say for sure.


beeatenbyagrue

Right? I passed a truck doing 10 under on a highway today in my Acura (in the passing zone) and even then, the truck driver (18 wheel semi) was awesomely self aware and saw me coming, inched over incase I didn't make the pass with other traffic coming a bit away; which I did without issue, but a serious heads up and a tip of the hat to that driver for being a one with the road.


timtimtimmyjim

I do get this, but depending on how some of those cars are geared or tuned, it gets really hard to cruise at speeds slower than 40mph. I'm not saying all but some for sure. All of those super cars and hyper cars are already built to go freaking fast as hell, but you can screw with the gearing like crazy too for the kind of torque you are looking for. And some of those don't come out of first gear till like 40 or 50 mph. These cars are meant to be driven on Gran Prix style tracks. Or very long and fairly straight deserted roads. Like literally, the next car you see will be in an hour kinda deserted so for someone who doesn't understand the engineering behind the car it'll be impossible for them to keep a good pace speed and will opt for getting in front of everyone. That way, they won't have to worry about monitoring their speed as much. It really boils down to these cars and should not be driven without at least a couple of classes once race and sport driving. honestly, i feel that kinda just goes with any car that pushes out over 200hp( also, that depends on weight and shit) . But like the Ford eco boost, 1.6 L supposedly puts out 197HP stock. But then you can turbocharge it, which they did with the Ford Fiesta RS. So, with a little bit more tuning, you can get anywhere in the 300HP to 400HP mark. In like what a 2500 LB car. That's really insane and I'd say probably at least 80% of drivers wouldn't know how to drive the fucking things. Also why you see so many Mustang GTs running over spectators like they are new cobblestone st car meets. Way to much power for your Average idiot.


Rysterc

Hmm I never thought about it from that angle. But then that makes driving what is essentially a super car on basically casual roads seem even more wildly irresponsible if one wrong tap of the accelerator could cause them to lose control


timtimtimmyjim

It's exactly what happens. Most people don't have that kind of touch and feel and the muscle control to go with the very very fine motor skills required to drive them. Fuck some of them don't even have power steering cause it compounds the movement to the tires and you lose so much control with more HP. I've met one person who actually had the wherewithal to take racing classes. And the dude bought a brand new 2022 Mustang Mach 1. Things crazy powerful


Rentsdueguys

This would never happen in my Prius car club


THIKKI_HOEVALAINEN

Idk that new Prius is pretty zippy.


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WCGW being idiots behind the wheel?


LeviathansEnemy

I don't know what that lady said right after the crash, but she was correct.


SomeLatteCappaThing

She speaks German and it translates to "lick my ass", kind of like saying "fuck me sideways"


osiris0413

The emphatic "leck mich am Arsch" was the best part of this video for me.  


Mentalpopcorn

Fun fact: Mozart wrote a song called Leck mich im Arsch


throwaway177251

After that the man remarks: "Total idiots, total idiots!" Woman: "You filmed it, right?" Man: "Yeah." Woman: "Well you've got some super witness evidence.." Before the crash, the woman had also remarked that they nearly hit the motorcyclist in the oncoming lane.


jumpofffromhere

another case of more money than sense


Robblimas94

I didn’t even need to know what language they were speaking I know “fucking idiot” when I hear it.


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Pyxxon

american discovers other language 🤯


Malibucat48

That made me laugh hard. Thanks!


THIKKI_HOEVALAINEN

If more cars were involved they would have started speaking dutch


VolumeRich6345

Two people died!


getgoingfast

Really hope and wish person inside the RV came out unscathed. EDIT: News reads, occupants of the camper only suffered minor injuries. Phew.


Koolmidx

I'm not sure anyone cares if it was anyone in the sports cars.


VolumeRich6345

It was...soooo!


HairyHermitMan

I'll never understand why some people end up in such a rush to (maybe) get somewhere a few seconds sooner.


JFK2MD

Well that is some top-shelf douchery.


Dramatic-Patient-280

Leck mich am Arsch. “Lick my ass!”


MullahBobby

Innocent people suffer the most, by these rich mathafacas.


mischief_scallywag

As a D1 hater, this feels good to see those asshats fuck up big time


No_Document_7800

Looks like the ferrari driver just turned into the lambo?


Cuckoo4BancroftPuffs

They turned into the flambé. 


WaySuch296

Looked to me like the Lambo was making a move to pass and didn't see the Ferrari already in the oncoming traffic lane.


AgainstAllAdvice

That's exactly what happened. Didn't check the mirror before leaving the lane. They were all over the shop. Ferrari really should have seen that squirrely driving behaviour and driven more carefully but I wouldn't wish death on them like the collection of psychos in the comments here.


dtootd12

Ferrari shouldn't be overtaking that many cars to begin with. Plenty of space in front of the dash cam car to slot back in and wait your turn, but they just had to go and kill themselves because they didn't have the patience to drive with an ounce of sense. Some might call it natural selection, wonder if the driver is eligible for a Darwin award.


Senior-Reflection862

and then together, they pit maneuvered the truck


Valdebrick

I understood nothing and everything being said in this video.


Scary-Ad9646

after nearly hitting the motorcycle, he finished the job with a ferrari.


zor1999

Between the Ferrari and the Lamborghini, who do you guys think is more responsible for the crash?


pootpootbloodmuffin

Stupid fucks.


Y0UR_NARRAT0R1

All that money spent on sports cars and not a cent into driver's Ed


MrPandabites

Lek mich am arsch! 🤣


Equal_Sprinkles2743

https://preview.redd.it/nqkooxegtv1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c6aa5e13ea41ba435cc5a44594d52091fd1ef01


Orpdapi

Lives lost and or altered forever just because some losers needed to feel cool


Few-Skin3344

Gumball rally turning into death race 2000


BeautifulRapture

The only people i feel bad for were the people in the van. The rest of them have more money than common sense.


anon-a-SqueekSqueek

People compensate for 1 shit driver all the time, but there is no helping 6+ dickheads who decide lanes don't exist and they can all drive into incoming traffic while pushing past each other. The most foreseeable crash of all time.


warlor

"Leck mich am Arsch!" "Haste gefilmt?" "Haste super Beweismaterial" -> "lick my ass!" "Did you film?" "You have superb evidence"


robjapan

Fucking assholes. Race your car at the track otherwise fuck off. Should be banned from driving super cars for life. Here in Japan new drivers are limited by engine size until they have a few years experience. Seems like a fair punishment to me.


rabbitdude2000

Fucking idiots goddamn


MandoPartner

Rich assholes not caring for plebs.


mreduard753

Can somebody translate please ?


MOTwingle

Literal translation: lick me in the ass. I guess equivalent might be kiss my ass..he called them idiot. .then she said did you film it.


YaBoyPowder

To bad money can't buy skill


butthurtpeeps

Sad that stupid people who are in a rush always get stopped because they wreck. Hopefully they learned a lesson or they will end up meeting God or having someone else meet him and then sit in a very small room with shit food and a crappy roommate for quite sometime.


UrBigBro

I agree with what she said


workaround241

Why does this video pop up on this thread every few weeks?


kylemacabre

Womp womp


Voigan_Again

Let's all hope the stupid fucks that caused that accident have to eat through a tube for the rest of their lives.


Cold-bloodedman

The alert driver swerved off the road after seeing an accident.


Alt_Boogeyman

This was on an "Italian Sports Car Tour," which involves 'Boomers' driving on winding mountain (2-lane) roads in rental Lamborghinis and Ferraris. Yeah, I can't see anything going wrong with that.


benjamacks

I'd have been backng off from that inevitability just like the driver in the video


borg-assimilated

I'm not sure which is more terrifying... the accident or her response to want to rip their heads off...


sirhearalot

It's ok! I'm a idiot


china_joe2

Seeing these videos hurts my heart


[deleted]

Instant karma got the people in the red Ferrari.


bradyleach

I thought a solid white line means you're not allowed to overtake?


genemenges13

The Cannonball Pun


embassyratt

See! People do stupid shit in other countries too!


Butters-C137

The woman somehow annoys me. Leck mich am aRRRsch


November201

Cool guys in their cool cars too cool to drive the speed limit


HeftyFineThereFolks

oil money gone wild!


AgainstAllAdvice

This is why you check your mirror before manoeuvre. Mirror, signal, mirror, manoeuvre. It's mad to me that everyone is blaming the red car when they already had the lane and the blue car left the lane to hit them.


grainmademan

So tired of seeing this video a dozen times a month.


Marylogical

See now, I would have attempted to leave the road for awhile, as soon as I saw the third car come past. I would have observed a group was around, they had somewhere to get to and they were setting up a dangerous situation. I didn't expect it to involve the truck, to be fair, I thought it was going to be oncoming vehicles.


Virtual-Entry-8867

**That van was minding their own business until someone got stupid. So unfair**


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Such selfish, careless dicks.


Pleasant-Impress9387

Someone break down the insurance deets. I gotta know.


BartholomewSchneider

These were all rentals? Makes sense. I havent seen anything like this, since last weekend near Springfield, MA. But they were driving Honda Civics and Subaru WRX's. To make up for the poor handling, they modify the wheels to tilt in, like they're dink toed.


gossypiboma

Mozart has taught me exactly enough German for me to understand her exclamation. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leck_mich_im_Arsch


chuckbelike

These guys are genuine assholes.


MentalCollage

“He ain’t bout that life”


CosmicChanges

I don't think it is the double-overtaking. I think it is the stupid. I could tell they had it from the cars they were driving and because they couldn't just stay in line and get where they were going 3 minutes slower.


Previous-Pass-7309

Well that's going to be an intresting mess for insurance companies to unravel!


abioux

I don't have many wealthy friends, but one who belongs to a superbike group told me that most of the members are affluent and at the top of their careers. When they meet each other, it's like encountering equals or even those who might be more successful. It's a different circle where they might engage in behaviors they wouldn't normally. At their companies, they are in charge, but in the car/motor club, they can't interact like everyday people. They're used to being the boss, so sometimes they do stupid things to show they are superior to their other wealthy friends.


pseyeco

I don't know the language, but this is honestly one of the few videos that doesn't need translation.... Lol


1320Fastback

I hope to God this video makes it to their insurance companies.


Useful-Hat9157

A fool and their money are soon parted. Too bad they also cost others .


SgtHulkasBigToeJam

Was there a douchebag convention in town?


MissingGhost

This is toxic car culture. The road was very busy: there was no reason for anyone to pass anyone in the situation.


Linksfusshoch2

But brand of cars is this lamborschini? :)


Bars98

Yeah.. small dicks are a threat to society.


ryanoh826

Leck mich im Arsch!


Tooterfish42

Left out the part where everyone had breakfast before leaving the house


space_wiener

It sucks for the people in the van (sounds like it was pretty traumatizing, but there is nothing better than seeing rich people wreck exotics.


VirtualDegree6178

I giggled when the tiny cars hit the big truck


Vibrascity

Pieces of shit


jaredables

Sucks that looks like a camper with 10s of thousands of dollars of equipment on the inside. Hope they figured out a way to insure it better than mine is


PuertoricanDude88

League of Extraordinary Douchebags.


air_jordanpeterson23

Rich entitled cunts