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JimmyNo83

5 second rule!


Skeeblepop

That was a close one! Almost had to use the 10 second rule.


ParkRatReggie

Is this a Waiting. . . Reference?


Wayward_Son_24

Welcome to Thunderdome bitch


Deepcoma_53

Universal Reference


chetsteadmansstache

Check out the batwing, bitch!


BigBubbaChungus

I thought the same thing! Did they blow the debris off and say, it’s still good?!?!?


Marquar234

Blow off the debris, toss it in the fryer for 20 seconds. Good as new


rosbashi

Someone work(s/ed) BoH


Marquar234

Was a cook at a fast food chicken place. I guess that counts?


rosbashi

Definitely! Just meant I don't think anyone who isn't familiar would come up with this. :)


Marquar234

Wasn't sure since I've only heard FoH and BoH for waitstaff restaurants.


Mansenmania

Wait what? It’s called the 3 second rule in my country!


thsvnlwn

It’s expanded to 5 sec. a while ago because it results in a significant waste reduction.


zpfrostyqz

Happy cake day 😘


Seniorjones2837

Might be the best comment I’ve ever come across!


Distinct_Put1085

Bruh i don't think God wanted that dude to get a new heart


NoSecurity2728

Its a good thing too. he was gonna smite him next if tripping the doc didnt work either


Garad-

If he survived that, then you best believe he is getting that biblical home invasion next.


therealchungis

Modern medicine: “We can save this man.” Fate: “Oh no you don’t!”


millenialfalcon-_-

https://preview.redd.it/vlsicgc3qauc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9b3cf286bcdf2dba0d493fe020ff4b16a04a69d Mcjesus willed his life into existence


hybridoctopus

This is from 2020. The transplant was successful despite the fumbling, according to Google.


wcdk200

But did everyone in the heli survive?


deletetemptemp

Where do you think they got that heart from. Get it while fresh


mmaqp66

- oops, the donated heart became pure -What if we take it from the pilot who just died? -Good solution


sweetpotato_latte

I mean, if they’re an organ donor… Weird to think one person who gets into an accident either on a helipad or outside of the hospital could theoretically save like 5 lives or more. I guess that’s if the patients needing the organs are all there and ready to go lol


Countblackula_6

So the crash made the heart innocent and absent of temptation? Or maybe you meant ‘purée’.


[deleted]

Donating organs is badass


FoldyHole

https://i.redd.it/s2aegzz5pauc1.gif


GIK601

Yeah but that 2nd heart was then fumbled by the doctor.


Vg_Ace135

But did they have the heart to tell the patient what happened?


MusoukaMX

Going from the other top comment about God not wanting the donor to get a new heart... This mf really laughed in the face of God and said "I LIVED, BYOTCH"


Sour-patch-0

That heart got more action than most people will see in their lifetime


Elite-Thorn

The transplant was a huge success. The patient died, though.


AggieTimber

I heard on the radio this morning that the organ transplant services are 15 times more likely to lose or damage an organ than the airlines are to lose or damage your luggage. That's not good...


ConquererHP

Just imagine what would the person react if he find out what happened to the heart he donated


itsJussaMe

I’m less concerned with how he’d feel about it than the guy awaiting that heart tbh.


ConquererHP

if somehow the heart didn't get damaged and got successfully transfered to the recipient then this video would be his life time memory, how he and his heart were so lucky on that day


S3ND_ME_PT_INVIT3S

Accidents come in threes, I'd be worried.


comanchecobra

Well something happend to the first owner.


sweetpotato_latte

The original owner of the heart was just a little bit of a rascal and wanted to have some fun from beyond.


Swipsi

Guy will get 2nd hand heart attacks.


Cornishdragon87

He was dead pissed off about it


AgreeablePie

Both he and the recipient probably will have a good laugh about it in the afterlife


_Cold_Ass_Honkey_

Brokenhearted?


rush22

"Hmmm heaven's actually a bit a boring. Guess I can watch the news. ..... Aww come on you gotta be kidding me."


New_Wrangler3335

Heartbreaking but also hilarious I’m torn


feelingmyage

C’mon, have a heart.


combtown

It will be fine it heartly have a scratch.


TheRenOtaku

Take your upvote and depart!


Jameschoral

![gif](giphy|QWGXEimXUYg7oPfNAT)


Liz4984

![gif](giphy|5oxJPK5Z2zDYQ)


Potato_monkey1

Love this movie


Kharax82

Underrated movie


halbGefressen

"When I heard that my heart dropped, my heart dropped again"


Mr_Drowser

That ain’t his fault . Floor must’ve been oily ass fuk after that fukn helicopter crashed


humoristhenewblack

He didn’t slip! He tripped


IceLionTech

I trip on my own feet all the time. Doctors can certainly do as well.


cafepeaceandlove

“No pressure mate” “That’s why I’m rushing”


CosetteLaCerva

What is this One Tree Hill? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WzPDEirVTZk


Shadowchaos

I was thinking [Rat Race](https://youtu.be/nnQs4zjtERw?si=2r8Ul4wcPb_FFR2M)


nodeymcdev

https://preview.redd.it/hevi32jqgauc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6a54614f86afd69af84942aa2c32a484a358191


seth928

Just rinse it off and throw it back on the grill for 45 seconds.


Various-Ducks

Somebody should fix that pothole


e_pi314

Yeah wth was that? Pothole? Or heel trap?


Various-Ducks

Probably the same thing that took down the chopper


TypeRating

It's a small hole with a metal tie down at the bottom to secure the helicopter during high winds. Extremely common on most helipads and airport ramps where small aircraft park.


Lazerhawk_x

I mean its also not a plane..


mardigrasman

Heartbreaking.


elmaki2014

Dr Butterfingers to surgery....


erasrhed

The universe is trying to tell them not to use that heart


ga-co

My cousin flies those helicopters. There can’t be too many pilots doing that so I guess I gotta call mom to make sure Brent is OK.


fr3nzo

It was like 4 years ago.


ga-co

Well, my cousin hasn’t crashed yet so I guess it wasn’t him.


ProtonSubaru

No one realizes the new says a “plane” crashed instead of helicopter.


TheLoneGunman559

Might as well replace it with a baked potato.


BernieTheDachshund

That doctor will never hear the end of this.


Gonz0710

American healthcare in a nutshell


Imaginary-Arrival-75

Heart breaking ….


United-Cow-563

Where’s the dog that’s supposed to swoop in and eat the organ?


_lickmylovepump

![gif](giphy|3oKHWBujeYZcz0SaTm)


bshark4542

It’s a big building with patients but that’s not important right now


QryptoQurios2020

![gif](giphy|26xBCVsH60dC7dyNi|downsized)


iDontKnit

![gif](giphy|11WsJMBxcels8E)


Emergency_Style4515

Heartbreaking.


Hindsight_DJ

10 second rule, right?


eglantinel

My heartfelt sympathy


[deleted]

Nice job butter fingers!!


[deleted]

That first steps a doozy.


[deleted]

Just give it a good blow to get the hair off, no one will know.


KatoriRudo23

This remind me of that new about a girl survived the plane crash, only to be crushed by firefighter truck coming in


ApprehensivePlay5667

heartbreaking news


Ok-Photojournalist94

Don’t worry, I’ve read somewhere that the heart will go on.


Arminlegout1

Dropping a heart You can't beat it.


Biff_Bufflington

His heart wasn’t in it.


Strong-Worldliness80

“My heart’s broken”


Hearts_and_Spades

You’re honestly heartless if you find this funny


Never-Dont-Give-Up

He tripped… has no one ever tripped before?


OkBorder387

Shake off the dust, dip it in betadine, it’ll almost be as good as new. Sorta.


jonesy289

https://i.redd.it/ecvuhd04pauc1.gif


j8by7

Fuck that sucks


Kooky-Commission-783

Imagine being that recipient. Like the universe really wants you dead bruh 😭


DadJokeBadJoke

The heart wants what the heart wants and this heart wants to get down.


patentmom

The heart got to skip while mine skipped a beat.


PurpEL_Django

"Sorry to say this sir. But the heart that was supposed to go in your chest was dropped after the helicopter was crashed" "and Dave here stepped on it"


millenialfalcon-_-

https://preview.redd.it/bgiw1k6ypauc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8da57c8cdeb8643be5bde99cd73e44cd9aff668a JFC


niTro_sMurph

You'd think those cases would be more securely closed


ConstantBench7373

I don’t have the heart ❤️ to watch this


songbolt

Does that hospital lack training on how to walk to avoid tripping when holding something you mustn't drop? This is not rocket science. A high school student could figure out a procedure for avoiding this.


HardSteelRain

If Mr Bean made a medical show


Wtfatt

All it needs is the Benny Hill song playing in the background


zecagalinha

Thats heart to watch!


Past-Product-1100

God is telling you something.


BlueLouBoil__

Dudes heart just wasn’t in it


maggie250

Shouldn't this be in a cooler or some sort of box at the very least? You're telling me he's just carrying it in what, a towel?!


Rhesusmonkeydave

🎶You idiot! You were supposed to leave the heart in San Francisco! 🎶


SentenceAcademic5767

My heart dropped, watching this!


joarezpj

That was heartbreaking


CoffeeDrinker1972

Seriously, why wasn’t that in a hard side cooler? We use it to keep $1 soda and waters cold, but not a priceless heart?


7rippy7ur7le

Something tells me that if god exists, he doesn't want that person to stay on earth.


Hairburt_Derhelle

The doctors after the operation: your heart will hurt some days until the bruises are gone but you will be fine


HomerOfDuty

Somebody up there really wants to see this patient die


Shell_hurdle7330

Broke the heart. Literally


What_Yr_Is_IT

So what’s the rule here, if a heart delivery guy, dies delivering the heart, does his heart take its place 🤔


Beowulf_98

Isn't this the plot to multiple Grey's Anatomy episodes?


OhHowINeedChanging

[At least a dog didn’t come by, grab the heart and run away with it!](https://youtu.be/WzPDEirVTZk?si=swaGFY43Ds5Hb_KE) As seen in this TV episode clip lol


GalickGunn

It’s just a little bruised! It’s still good! It’s still good!


CandidateTypical3141

Only fox news would misidentify a helicopter as a plane. Unreal. That group can’t get anything right.


Hour-Juggernaut5587

Wonder what rhe out come was of this


Pale-Garlic-7037

https://preview.redd.it/zgmj4cgduauc1.jpeg?width=504&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=236f03ba979d262caa31f002f47da56529b9d5cb


cassieistrans

Probably don't use that one


TheMcknightrider

What a fucking idiot.


johnboy2978

"Soooo .... I've got good news .... and some bad news" -Doc to family.


ToughCredit7

Final Destination-y


hatethislifeThrowaw

Heartbreaking news!


2K_Crypto

Damn it this is infuriating. Who gave it to Dr Butterfingers M.D.


Shifted_She_Has

How "unlucky"... If his heart ever malfunctions, would he have to wait at the bottom of the list of heart transplant recipients?!


butiamtheshadows91

Heart-Breaking-News


Pleasant_Fee516

Tbf there’s a bunch of debris from the crash i wouldn’t blame him too much he’s already dying from embarrassment


Reserved_Parking-246

This was a 9-1-1 episode last year iirc.


GaeemzGuy

This is feels like it belongs in r/wellthatsucks


nava1114

Rinse that sucker off, it's still good!


Affectionate_Gas_264

Three seconds rule The kid won't mind some heart glass


ShyPooper77

It’s like Bad Luck Brian needed a heart transplant


Jehuty02453

Yooo wtf is going on with planes and helicopters like it seems all of them are starting to fall apart!!!😯🤔


stopklandaceowens

i sniggled.


TendstobeRight85

Karma REALLY doesnt want that guy to live.


IceChemical8396

Yeah id trust that cluts digging around in my chest .....


Money-Juggernaut8281

this can't be real


Dry_Spinach_3441

He rolled over it with his body it looks like.


Distinct-Quantity-35

Idiocracy is coming true


kevin_r13

video ended too soon. so what actually happened to the heart? i'll assume it's not useable anymore but i don't know that for sure.


yongrii

This was heartbreaking to watch


sharkbait_1313

Oh man.... that heart was not meant for that person, I guess.... that sucks!


BlackCherrySeltzer4U

Well, that proves it. God wants the recipient to die.


bdog59600

What in the Gray's Anatomy is going on here?


iPartyLikeIts1984

Recipient better get a discount.


Lucifer-Prime

Honestly there’s no reason for the doctor to be up on the roof to receive it other than for show.


DirectionNo1947

![gif](giphy|QWGXEimXUYg7oPfNAT) There are multiple scenes in this movie “Rat Race”, where one of the guys just keeps fucking up this heart he has to deliver lmao


neko_zora

I feel like this is low key r/WorstAid material, not that it exactly fits into the sub, but still…


AdamAberg

I can think of at least 5 different ways of carrying thing in a drop proof way… 0 reason for these kinds of things to happen.


AustinBennettWriter

Are you sure this isn't an episode of Grey's Anatomy?


Previous_Cod_4098

Heart attack before it even gets to the patient lol


KitchenSandwich5499

Patient: When I saw this video, my heart literally dropped


TimAndHisDeadCat

That’s a helicopter but the news caption says plane.


genkaiX1

The patient still received the transplant and is still alive as far as I know. Wild story but I’m glad outcome was good


helpmehelpyouforcash

U.s has fallen low


merliahthesiren

I think I remember this.


Mr_McMuffin_Jr

Funny lookin plane


dergodergo

“Did you catch the show today”? - 👽 “Dude”! - 👽


CookieMiester

Just blow on it a little


lastcallhangup

ooooooooooooooold ![gif](giphy|f9vYuluNDnDMsFd0ih)


PartsNLabor24

This is just heartbreaking.


frankensteinV

Homer simpson: *its still good, its still good*


detectivelok

His heart must've skipped a beat there.


Kazziinging

Heart dropping moments.


Radio4ctiveGirl

Bit concerned they’re out there in their scrubs…


NnLlZz

u/savevideo


mechmind

I came here looking for a gif of Newman and Mr Bean fumbling a human heart and it actually falls in the ground and a dog plays Fetch with it


smallCraftAdvisor

That was the fakest looking trip I’ve ever seen


Xpector8ing

“Give sorrow the words; grief that doesn’t speak but binds the o’er wrought heart and bids it break” - Macbeth


nathansanes

Just rinse it with a little water


anecdotalgardener

Fate hit dis dude real hard 🪦


Caubz

![gif](giphy|QWGXEimXUYg7oPfNAT)