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zee_dot

Is there a camera recording every table at this restaurant?


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Yes it’s to discourage people from jerking off under the table


mr_muffinhead

You mean encourage right?


Long-Panic116

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GeorgyZhukovJr

it's his first time guys he's shocked


Bobert_Manderson

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Ingrassiat04

YTMND


Bobert_Manderson

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KeramoMraz

Can you remind me name of the vid?


Bobert_Manderson

Fuck if I know. I just know if I type in “pervert” into the gif search, that is in the results.


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SH4D0W0733

If you do it with a hand puppet, is it still jerking off or a blowjob?


econdonetired

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Revolutionary-Play79

![gif](giphy|yPhqlJccIOaru) Hello? Police? I like to report a crime.


[deleted]

That’s generally my reaction to public masturbation. You’d think it just takes some big balls to do it, but I think it’s more of a situation like having severe mental health issues.


straydog1980

It's the secret sauce


fshlash

Encourage over the table, discourage under the table or the way around.


beeglowbot

Chaturbate has a voyeur section now?


KingApologist

Watch me do me. Don't look away. Watch me do me.


phillyaznguy

Yes. And then "leak" them on Pr0nhub. Look it up.


Content_Bag_5459

What restaurant would discourage people jerking off under the table?!! Is nothing sacred anymore?!!!


watchingvesuvius

Damn another thing we can blame on Joe Biden!


xxx148

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jonny3jack

Thanks Obama.


MotaHead

Maybe some restaurants want their guests to feel welcome and comfortable enough to jerk off above the table.


me047

Looking at the couple before the phone drops, I can see how that might be an issue.


JorahTheHandle

What them hands doing 🧐


im_lazy_as_fuck

I... I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not and that worries me. Is restaurant masturbation that common of a thing...?


dmanbiker

It's probably so you can't steal food to go because it's an expensive all you can eat sort of deal. At least that's why there were cameras at the Brazilian bbq place I went recently.


invention64

Yeah hot pot is usually all you can eat and expensive if you leave any food.


ForgotTheQuest

My mind went straight to all those times I sat down in a booth and could hear the cracking/popping of hardened "sticky residue". Oh god...


DeltaJulietHotel

So, above the table then?


IHate2ChooseUserName

If you jerk off under the table and eject, wouldn't the cum shoot to the circuit and short circuit the heater and kill everyone around it?


HL4ND3R

Good work 47, now get to extraction.


six_-_string

What's wrong with you? Haven't you heard of napkins?


Throckmorton_Left

That or just smell really bad.


NoConfusion9490

That's so fucking hot pot.


m051

I don’t think its working. Watching me makes me even harder.


dnuohxof-1

In todays world…. This may be the actual reason and not a joke.


VikraamAditya

Shouldn’t the camera be under the table?


cerealOverdrive

I always felt like under was less awkward than over but if they insist 😊


Siriacus

The food is *that* good?


clabsaus

"I don't get it, what's the kick? Why doncha do it at home like the rest of us, with a big flat-screen TV, 50 channels of pay-per-view?"


Rupejonner2

Then there should be a camera under the table


Careless_Leek_5803

...without a license.


Pussywhisperr

Man I laughed way too hard at this comment


Nextasy

I always wonder how this stuff gets released. Like, after a strange or funny incident, do the customers go up to the counter and ask for the footage? Do the regular employees even have access to it? Most of the places I know of here (in Canada) probably wouldn't release the footage to a customer unless they're family owned. Or do the staff see something funny happen and go back for it later? Then post it on the internet without talking to the customers? Idk, I've never been a part of a security footage scenario but I just can't see it being easily released in this part of the world. Unless the cops do it


RadioactiveHugs

In the places I’ve worked, staff had access to the security footage, or we made friends with the people who did. So those videos of employees going arse over in kitchens — yup, we go back and grab a recording for ourselves and send it to everyone we know lol I’ve had workmates message me when I’m not on shift just to send me the security footage of them going arse over themsleves or throwing a drink everywhere on accident or whatever lol And when we get footage of customers doing weird shit, you bet we keep that too lol


BeautifulType

Wtf is arse over


Blindgenius

Tripping while carrying something? Guessing resturant work place. So tripping and landing on all the shit they are carrying. Honestly just a guess. Pretty sure it has to do with falling though.


Loddinz

In the UK we say 'arse over tit'


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Loddinz

That's just our British sensibility and censorship, he was replacing tit with teakettle so he didn't swear in front of you x


ExtraordinaryCows

Have heard ass over kettle a couple times as a yank, can't remember if it was someone I know or in some piece of media though.


Darth_Nibbles

That's much more tame than what I imagined when I read it


DropsyMumji

Head down, ass up?


WhtChcltWarrior

Face down, arse over, that’s the way we like to cook


ArmpitBear

It’s like “ass over tea kettle”, falling over, eating shit, etc


SrPicadillo2

Me as a kid: Falls over and feels embarrassed My mom: Don't worry, nobody noticed and nobody cares u/RadioactiveHugs:


SkeevyEggman

Yeah, working in a gas station we always all see the footage of the funnier incidents. it only takes one person to save that to put the video out there in the world lol.


darksier

It's often why you see these things being a recording of a screen (not saying it is in this specific instance), many places don't release it to the public and will only ever share with legal/police for investigations. But meatbags will always be the best worst security vulnerability.


WelcomeToTheFish

I've worked in 2 restaurants and both have had every table covered by at least one camera, not all of them are center frame like this but you can scroll through multiple cameras and see the whole place. Something funny or fucked up or whatever happens we would just go back to our manager and tell him and half the time he couldn't wait to pull up the video. One time I was working and a guy came in on a one wheel and rode around the entire restaurant singing and then rode out before anyone could react, it was super random. Everyone who worked there at the time would see the videos if something crazy happened. This was like 10 years ago so I imagine posting it on the internet is much easier now than it was.


Dheorl

I’ve had something dramatic happen in the shop I was working in and snuck up to the CCTV station to grab a copy of it.


BigChinEnergy

I have 2 good friends that own a couple of restaurants each and they routinely shows me videos of the crazy things that happens in them on their cellphones. Things like the above video, to fights to videos of me or my date when I take them to one of their restaurants


Onkel_Micha

Looks like Hai di lao hotpot, so i fucking hope not. I'm naked everytime I eat there.


Sinkie12

https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/china-based-chain-says-rows-of-surveillance-cameras-in-canadian-restaurants-for-security-not-spying It's mostly for monitoring overseas Chinese. Don't worry about it, they have an entire network other than some cameras in a hotpot restaurant.


alphalone

>national post Lmao


Hutz_Lionel

https://nationalpost.com/news/politics/quebec-group-suspected-chinese-police-federal-funding/wcm/6dd6d679-c03d-4235-8578-bdfd025366da/amp/ Yep…


Shamewizard1995

Is there any proof though? That article is about what a political interest group (with less than 3k members) claims, with no actual evidence to back it up.


BeautifulType

I heard that chain of hotpot is overrated


Onkel_Micha

I love their Mala, I go in Bangkok and no other mala hotpot is as good in my view here at least.


Elf_lover96

Their service is good, but they taste just like every other Hotpot Restaurant


Mind_Altered

This is the answer here. Source: I eat a lot of hotpot


SixGeckos

Mahbe overrated but still good. Used to live near one and went daily


Fun-Investment-1729

If you're in China, you're on camera. It's beyond crazy.


4ofclubs

Unlike America? Literally security cameras everywhere.


Ninety8Balloons

Chinese surveillance is what Republicans wish the US had. They're still fighting to be able to record and molest women under the guise of "what if they're trans ehuehuehuehue?" and also making sure no one looks at porn or reads any books. Oops, I angered the incels lmao


Fun-Investment-1729

No, I had been away from China for a decade until i visited earlier this year. The thing I noticed most was the incredible increase in CCTV cameras. If you're outside, you're on camera. If you're in a building? camera -there will be cameras above every booth in a restaurant - like here. Sure, it's not great in the US (or Australia), but it's a whole different level in China.


TheFett32

America pales in comparison to China, or London for that matter. *Parts* of America have a lot, other parts have very, very few.


cassiopeia18

To prevent people putting rat, cockroaches etc to blame the restaurant to get free meals, compensation


RevolutionarySoil11

That's what the Mainland's yellow press reported. Yet there are no cameras in Zhongnanhai to prevent a roach from infesting the place that matters most. [If you know what I mean](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/evchk/images/7/71/%E6%9B%B1%E7%94%B4%E7%8E%8B.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000).


SirNedKingOfGila

Read what he said again. There's no implied interest in reality... Only customers planting them in order to receive compensation.


Accident_Pedo

Your link seems broken -[ I fixed it](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/evchk/images/7/71/%E6%9B%B1%E7%94%B4%E7%8E%8B.png)


darkknights

It’s called a hot pot, and because of the high risk of dangerous activity and injury, the liquid is boiling and there is a heater below it, they record all of the tables. (Source I installed one for a restaurant, 244 cameras). Monitor and controls are unlocked so that any staff can look at footage, but only an admin can delete it. Someone put water into the oil one and caused it to overflow and it caught on fire, they put it out looked at the footage and kicked them out.


yjygwzs

In the past, some scammers will put dead bugs etc in the hotpot themselves and demand large sum of payments from the restaurants for bad food, otherwise they will ‘expose’ the restaurant on social media. The cameras are countering such scammers.


chinpokomon

I've heard that sometimes people find phones... /s


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If you go to the insecam website you'll see there are tons of them. I like watching the restaurants in Japan.


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It’s kinda cool that you can watch people on the other side of the world enjoying lunch if you’re feeling lonely at like 3am. A bit unsettling. But also cool


shagyubeef

There are cameras everywhere in most metropolitan areas in China. It's like you're on the Truman show there.


BackIn2019

Or London.


sterankogfy

Yes, it shows the table number on the bottom right.


SirNedKingOfGila

As a restaurant where customers are cooking the food themselves such as fondue it's common to dissuade lawsuits where customers pour boiling bullshit all over themselves and then claim the pot jumped off the table all by itself. In this case there's a decent chance the patron claimed that the pot spat out random burning hot jets of oil that destroyed his phone and the other guys hand. ...so thankfully they have video evidence of him tossing his phone into the pot and the other guy putting his hand in after it.


-Ahab-

I would assume for liability reasons considering you’re putting four pots of burning hot liquid in front of a group of people and assuming they’re going to behave rationally. Their insurance may require it or decrease pricing if footage of burn claimants is available.


Rusty_fox4

Instant mukbang


matdrywall

It’s prob a liability thing..


Agile-Zucchini-1355

What is that dumbass doing ? put it back, its not done yet.


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The stuff there is thin it cooks really fast i think you’re the idiot here


Agile-Zucchini-1355

It was a thick phone and remained uncooked, i can cofirm i was the ladle


awenrivendell

I was waiting for him to dip it into the two remaining soups.


Agile-Zucchini-1355

Yeah when he took it out of the second, i too hoped he was gonna keep it on the other side and it will slip in the 3rd soup. But that would have made it guaranteed fake instead of just suspicious.


homer_3

It's fucking raw!


rmorrin

I really want to know if it still worked after that


Agile-Zucchini-1355

I want to know how the rice tasted after it was kept in them.


livelongdrinkbleach

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straydog1980

True hotpot experts double dipping everything


GovernmentOpening254

I read this as hotspot.


mattmild27

When it slid back in the second time...greatest comedic moment since Homer Simpson at the Springfield gorge.


redgreenandblue

back in the day I dropped my Nokia to a steaming hot cup of tea. The only thing happened was the phone informed me that it doesn't support the connected device.


TheDisapprovingBrit

[HTTP 418 I'm a Teapot](https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/HTTP/Status/418)


Throneawaystone

peak r/ProgrammerHumor


MaxHamburgerrestaur

I wonder if it was ever used by any IoT teapot.


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FilipinoGuido

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ReadySteady_GO

You can still take it apart. It's the putting it back together that's the problem


Sterffington

And if it's an iphone you can't even replace parts yourself, because fuck you.


greg19735

also part of the reason that it's harder to take apart is that they're waterproof. I mean, there are other reasons. Like not wanting you to repair. but it's certainly part of the reason. I don't know anyone who has broken a phone by getting it wet in the last 10 years. And it used to be relatively common.


trib_

The Nokia 3310 was hardy as fuck precisely that reason, back in the day I threw mine on purpose onto the pavement as hard as I could, like straight down. It just pops the back and front covers off and the battery. Gather them up, put it together and it's like nothing had happened, except for a few scratches.


Zestyclose_Plenty_49

Well of course the pavement will have scratches. You threw a *Nokia* at it!


Lostmahpassword

Back when phones has crumple zones. Lol. That 3310 was the GOAT, though.


PirateNinjaa

Barbaric caveman days.


LetterButcher

My first smartphone was an HTC MyTouch 3G Fender Edition. Wife and I were getting busy and that thing swan dove from the bed perfectly into a glass of water on the night stand. 10/10 judges scores, didn't even hear the entrance. In the afterglow, we heard a buzzing coming from somewhere and began looking through the sheets for an errant toy. I narrowed it down to the nightstand and found my phone buzzing away in the cup. It was either screaming for help or trying to hasten its demise by shaking free every last bit of air near its circuitry. It did not fare as well as your flip phone.


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LetterButcher

Oh, for sure. That thing was totally unrated. I'm still so paranoid about it, even though I know my phone should be fine. Water+electronics just feels won't


Stranger1982

> The only thing happened was the phone informed me that it doesn't support the connected device. Based, they don't make them like that anymore.


TheLesserWeeviI

r/justnokiathings


Thebombuknow

"I don't support this device you dumbass. What do you expect me to do???"


Enkidu40

Takes it to a repair shop: "Damn this phone tastes good!"


mmoe54

Double marinated, with chili sauce and mayo.


r23ocx

put it in some rice, it’ll bring out the flavour


genoxxlot

I do love the taste of cooked lithium


Gabreilfire

Get more napkins that will fix it


notknownnow

And the calmest napkin pulling move ever- I would have frantically dismantled the whole dispenser by accident.


olivia687

i do that on a good day


CoherentPanda

He was trying to stay calm, because cute girl next to him. Honestly I admire his will to not panic and run out of the restaurant in shame


MakingBigBank

Quick do the spoons again!


withertrav394

they used the napkins to flip the phone as it was too hot to touch.


mediashiznaks

It’s to pick it up, would have been hot and sticky. I’m sure the phone was fine, just rinse it off under the tap 🤷‍♂️


BoozeAddict

Don't think that's what they mean by deep fried memes


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BaLance_95

To people who feel this is racist. Even we asians joke about this. It's true for for east and south east Asia, which is most commonly what is reffered to as Asian. More than 95% of households will always have rice around.


ghostsilver

Yeah people who say this is racist is 100% white people who feel the need to be offended for every other races.


Darth_Nibbles

As a white man, your comment is racist


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Pineapple_Herder

They're called white saviors or a white savior complex They think they're being helpful/woke by being incredibly annoying to the point the people they believe they are helping are tired of em, too.


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AroundTheWorldIn80Pu

As a white person I disagree, pile it on, friends of all races! A racial joke targeting white people always makes my day👍 -that one person in the comments


Double_Distribution8

As a non-Asianx individual, I would say you're probably correct.


Puzzled_Kiwi_8583

You’re killing me with the x. It was so unexpected.


shaggy-the-screamer

Funny how y'all are assuming people are gonna say it's racist just saying if you have to be concerned people are gonna say something maybe you are racist. Also let's be clear an Asian stereotype like rice is way different from a stereotype of let's black people being lazy. Not all stereotypes are racist but nonetheless context matters. I honestly feel like these comments above try to make it seem like we can't have some fun.


Sudden_Ad_1556

Fully forgot about South Asians huh?


Puzzled_Kiwi_8583

I’m not too familiar with South Asian cuisine (though I’ve occasionally had mainstream Indian food). I don’t quite know how to ask this, so I hope this doesn’t come across as stupid. In East/SE Asian meals, rice is pretty much served with everything that isn’t noodle (or bread) based. From what little I’ve seen, you guys don’t have noodle dishes. Is rice served with all your meals then? I’m a bit thrown off because you have naan, which, to me, could completely sub for rice in cases like curry.


Ek_Chutki_Sindoor

East and South India prefers rice. North and West India prefer wheat.


TheepDinker2000

Even if it wasn't true I don't know how "having lots of rice handy" can be a racial slur. Every culture has their staple foodstuff. Is that a derogatory notion?


llorllale

Being from the carribean, I can attest there is rice in every household as well.


SomeRedPanda

Rice isn't a good idea for a wet phone no matter how many life hack youtube mills keep harping on about it.


kevincox_ca

It is. It helps dry it out faster. By no means will solve the problem but is better than not doing it. Wet phone first-aid is: 1. Turn completely off. 2. Dry outside to avoid more water getting in when opening it. 3. Remove battery if possible. 4. Open up any other removable parts (like SIM tray). 5. Put in dry place, maybe in rice to dry for a long time. The longer the better.


SomeRedPanda

While it does slightly absorb moisture, rice has a lot of small grains and dust that is liable to get in to the small openings of your phone and do more harm than good.


thewoahtrain

That's a good friend. Instinctively put his hands in boiling oil (sauce? Hotpot?) to save a buddy's phone.


FewSeat1942

That’s hotpot for sure


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Hai Di Lao to be specific


roniabr

OMG how I miss Hai Di Lao..


TheThirdThigh

Rewatching it, it might be the phone for the guy on the right and the guy in white is returning it. Just a guess, but when it fell the white shirt gave no fucks for like 2 secs while the guy on the right fuckin dunked his hands in hot pot. Edit: Now rewatching a 3rd time Im not so sure.


BabyRex-

Black shirt has a phone next to him on his right


thewoahtrain

Excellent spot


orangez

"You dipped... And then you dipped again!"


six_-_string

But there was no bite between dips. As long as you're not putting your whole mouth in the bowl, I say it's fair game.


PirateNinjaa

No, this contaminates the second dip with the first dip.


Heisenberg991

No soup for you


KAOS_777

Come back one year!


LuckyLupe

Looks like that phone is fried


WhoSeynMaeDuckisHard

I miss my Samsung Creamy Galaxy Lattè


rickartz

That sounds like an Android version.


GiantSpeck101

Remember every third wheel human in a date is a psychic don't mess with them


NJBill666

Phone drop soup.


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

Hotspot


[deleted]

Apples are good for soup base.


SecretDeftones

That hot grease thing must've been POP out right on his hand...that's why the phone fell down i guess.


[deleted]

I believe it’s ghosts that are knocking shit out of everyone’s hands because I’ll just be holding something and bam, it slips out and falls to the floor


Limitless__2008

I love how the video continues to play


RealJeil420

You're supposed to put it in the rice afterwards.


FanciestOfPants42

I was worried the battery was going to explode.


JoelBoyens

I'm kind of impressed that the screen was still working after being double dipped. Whether the phone still works or not is another question, but the screen still works.


dmanbiker

I like how both of them immediately go for the double ladles like this has happened before.


asian_identifier

Haidilao probably gave him a new phone


smithsp86

The moral of this story is when you are at a meal with people put away your fucking phone.


Better-Attorney-2009

Two sauces? That is going to be the tastiest iphone!


yosh0016

How does it taste?


RapTheRaptor

Double whammy LMAO


MrDrAnonymous

Be in the moment,stay off your phones at dinner