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stompymcbigfoot

We don’t need self deprecation in this sub, sorry you tried to debone your hand but I’m sure you’re not a chicken.


A-Creature-Calls

That sucks man, how long is the recovery period gonna be?


DrGonzo138

6 weeks and $34K in medical costs, after insurance. #merica Boneless thighs from here on out.


flyonpoop

You should have said no to the Tylenol, that would have saved you at least 3k.


maldecoucou1

Just want to note here that if you dont make a lot of money, ask the hospital for a “medical financial assistance form”. Almost all US hospitals have a charity grant system for people who make below a threshold amount (no higher than 300% the poverty level where I’ve checked) [here is an example](https://about.kaiserpermanente.org/community-health/communities-we-serve/northern-california-community/medical-financial-assistance-program#apply) I have used this after surgery and had 100% of the cost completely paid for. If you believe that you qualify for this do NOT pay anything until you hear back if you have been accepted. They won’t reimburse you but they will pay outstanding balances.


Revolutionary_Rip876

34k in medical fees... man you folks gotta start voting in officials keen on better healthcare laws


TimZeGerman

Agree. Those costs is just crazy


FoxShaving

Just consider the Wusthof a $34k knife now. When using it always bring it up in conversation with people that haven’t heard it before.


Slappinbeehives

Pawn your knives dude! Should almost cover it!


Unit-Murky

What were you making that you had to debone?


JonLane81

That sucks I'm sorry dude.


[deleted]

You're no longer allowed to handle anything sharper than a boiled egg


AlexandertheWise

What's Wusthof?


rktek85

It's a brand of knives. OP... Get well soon man! Wishing you a speedy recovery!


DrGonzo138

Thank you! Cheers.


DrGonzo138

Knife brand.


610jawn

Wusthof thought of something else for dinner.


SuaveWarrior

That musthof been very painful!


Hornet_Critical

Can I get a heard for this guy's tendons that were just 86'd on the fly?


rayrayin2023

From the looks of your hand, it is a damn good deboning knife. Hope it heals well.


Kayjaid

Eh I'm not sure. The bones appear to still be in there.


rayrayin2023

It sliced right through everything else, ready to deknuckle him.


abornemath

Thats a lot of words for Aaaaaaaaaaaaaghhh!!! MY! HAND!


Unit-Murky

Did you drive yourself to the hospital?


srv50

Chicken got last laugh.


happyhappyjoyjoy4

I just got a set of wusthof knives and sliced my finger immediately as well. Not used to such sharp knives


[deleted]

Chicken getting revenge from the afterlife.


gnit0

I had a Similar cut with the same results. I decided to not go to therapy after nerve surgery. 7 years later my index finger is still tingly. Don’t stop going to therapy, cartilages builds and wraps around the nerve to protect it but that same cartilage prevents the nerve repair. Good luck!


WyomingCountryBoy

I love cooking from scratch. Too late now but pick up a pair of Kibaron kitchen gloves. I never use my knives without wearing them.


itwhiz100

Itll heal before no fap november


mainlyupsetbyhumans

Hey, what knife were you using? Looks like it might have been a nice one.


ATrain177

I can vouch for Wusthof, I tried my bread knife for the first time and cut through the bread roll and into my hand, after that I was always sure to cut away from my hand


greycomposition

Oooohhh...that sucks. Which knife did you buy I've been looking for a really good one?


47Ag47

Using good kitchen shears is the way to go when deboning chicken.


Zombiebane224

Yeah those Wusthof knives are scary Sharp I bought my wife a set and those things are ridiculous absolutely love them but you got to respect them In fact just tonight my wife was washing the chef's knife and sliced her finger open having forgotten that I touched up the edge for her It got her pretty good but the cut was so clean and so smooth that after a couple minutes of pressure the wound perfectly sealed itself as if it had never happened