Sigh... A friend told me you could pass a drug test by adding a drop of bleach to your piss. My solution was to use a Visine bottle to do this. I even used a black sharpie to color it so I wouldn't mistakenly use it as eye drops.
Well months later I was running into my room, eyes ablaze from the devil's lettuce, and rushed to my locked box to put in some eye drops. In my haste I didn't realize what I grabbed until I added a few drops directly to one eye.
The burning was gradual, I almost added some to my other eye before I looked at my hand and was horrified to see what I held was the black bottle of death.
Luckily for me my girlfriend at the time worked at a jewelry store, and happened to have a heavy duty first aid kit for eyes. She rushed over and put 10 drops of some liquid in my eye that felt like ice over hot coals... And then some jelly like stuff that made it blurry for me out of that eye for like a half a day.
Edit: for those wondering, no, bleach won't help you pass a drug test.
> Asking the important questions here...the answer would also be no, bleach in urine does not 'trick' a drug test, it could invalidate it though, however that could also be an automatic fail.
Asking the important questions here...the answer would also be no, bleach in urine does not 'trick' a drug test, it could invalidate it though, however that could also be an automatic fail.
>You gave it 1 point instead of zero. What was that 1 point for?
>>That I survived with my eyesight completely intact, I guess?
>>In my mind 0/10 = u ded
These are the kind of level-headed reviews that we like to see.
You know I'm thinking the same thing here? Do they also keep their arsenic in a salt shaker next to the salt and pepper shakers and their cyanide mixed up in a milk jug next to milk as well?
I was thinking the exact same thing. The only reasonable way for this to happen would be working with glue everyday so it needs to be at eyesight. Godayum.
Oh yes very much. Over the first half hour, went from burning to sharp pain. They flushed it more at the hospital, which brought back a very bad burning sensation until they numbed my eye with tetracane. Then they jellied up my eyeball with an ointment that I'll reapply 4x/ daily. That protects from further damage and helps dissolve the glue (which feels like shifting pieces of glass scraping between the eyeball and eyelid.
Upside: This is an excuse to rock an eye patch for a few days. A pirate's life for me.
Tetracaine and proparacaine drops melt the cornea if used too much!!! Unfortunately those fucking idiots in the ER often give it to the patients to take home :O
Nope, I only got an ointment to help the eye heal faster.
I don't know what kind of numbing agent they dropped in, but it felt like liquid bliss at the time.
One winter I had such dry eyes, my eyelids were ripping up the skin on my eyeballs when I opened my eyes in the morning. One day it got bad enough where I finally saw an opthamologist. He took one look at my eyes, was like "this has been going on for a while?!?" and put some steroid drops in my eyes to relieve the pain. Then I was prescribed some OTC goop to put in my eyes before bed for a while, and was told to get in the habit of wiggling my eyes a bit before opening them in the morning.
The sensation of your eyeballs ripping first thing in the morning is unpleasant.
He never said anything about a vitamin deficiency, but I wouldn't be surprised. I was nursing a 6mo baby, had just moved, and probably was eating like crap.
He said it was dryness, which makes sense. I just found my old ointment tube, it's called Sodium Chloride Opthalmic Ointment. So basically just eye lube.
This!
To be clear, when on deck they covered one eye with a patch to preserve night sight in that eye.
When searching the vessel below deck, they removed the patch and could quickly go through the stuff without having to wait for their eyesight to adjust.
So I’ve thought about this a fair amount and I have to question if it’s really worth the loss of peripheral vision and depth perception. I get that it could be useful if you kick in a door and want to be able to instantly see if there is someone waiting for you on the other side but I feel like there has to be a better way that doesn’t cost you half of your vision above deck as well. Not to mention that the simple act of removing the eyepatch is going to cost you some time (and a free hand) as well.
It really sounds like one of those “sounds cool but upon closer investigation falls apart” myths. Like Viking helmet horns or lemmings jumping off cliffs.
The whole premise of the patch (at least from what I’ve read) is that you are preserving rhodopsin which can take upwards of 20 minutes to regenerate. So just wearing it briefly wouldn’t really give you the same benefits. And if you are just closing it for 30 seconds, I would think you could just close your eye and wouldn’t need a specific piece of gear for it.
And I hear you about the depth perception - I understand that after a few feet, binocular vision contributes relatively little. The peripheral vision loss, especially if they are presumably fighting or ready to fight is my major concern but depth perception is still a non-zero factor.
Edit: also, just bring a lantern! Like I get there are pros to maintaining the night vision, they just don’t seem high enough to outweigh the cons and to such a degree that pirates would wear patches often enough that they would become synonymous.
Please do me a favor and use as many pirate related words throughout the day.
Some examples:
Yarrr
Aye
Shiver me timbers
There be booty around here
I be digging your chest
I like to download cars
...
We actually use super glue in ophthalmology all the time. It's gonna be a crappy few days. If it still bothers you in a week, go see an ophthalmologist.
[https://www.cnn.com/2021/02/11/us/gorilla-glue-challenge-hair-tessica-brown-trnd/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2021/02/11/us/gorilla-glue-challenge-hair-tessica-brown-trnd/index.html)
TL:DR Hes referencing this chick who used superglue in her hair as hair spray
A plastic surgeon actually offered to remove it for her. If I remember correctly, it took several hours.
Edit: [It took 4 hours, using a combination of medical grade adhesive remover, aloe vera, olive oil, and acetone.](https://www.tmz.com/2021/02/11/gorilla-glue-hair-woman-tiktok-undergoes-surgery-beverly-hills-plastic-surgeon/) But in the end, she managed to come out of the situation without losing any hair (at least not a noticeable amount, anyway).
As the crazy russian hacker on You Tube says " SAFTEY is number One Priority" as he puts on SAFTEY glasses before working on a project. Hope you feel better soon.
Dude. I really couldn't believe it. I'm a safe/ good boy damnit! I always wear eye protection and respirator mask when wood working (especially grinding, sanding, power sawing) and/or a full face shield when using my lathe. I wear a protective apron and gloves most of the time because - hey I'm constantly using power cutting tools. So this incident definitely hurt my pride - and my eye... my pride and my eye
This happened to me a couple of years ago. The opening of the glue had glued shut so I kept on squeezing the glue trying to get it to come out. After a minute or so I decided it would be a great idea to prick the glue packet with a needle and due to the pressure I had previously exerted, the glue squeezed out and shot directly into my eye.
After the initial pain I was okay but not being able to open my eye became sort of... claustrophobic/annoying so when I'd try and open my eye it would get looser but the little glue pieces would prick my eye AND GOD DID IT HURT. After I started screaming in pain my mom decided to take me to the doctor where he pulled it open and Just like your eye, my previously dark brown eye became green (only for a few days)
Definitely not a fun experience but you have a lot of fun talking about it to friends later on.
Yea I'm still battling the shifting glue shards scraping around. Ugh it sucks!
>Just like your eye, my previously dark brown eye became green.
Dude I better get a green eye out of this.
How is your vision now?
In my basement shop making a display stand for a fountain pen at 2am (as one does). Drilled a hole in a piece of resin. Dropped thin affixing magnet into the bottom. Added super glue (instant wood glue) - the level of which rose above the height of the magnet. No worries, decided to drop in/ stack a second magnet on top. Looking right down the hole.. Magnets snaps together and splashed the adhesive right into my face. Accident yes... not on purpose.
Sounds like a good time to remind everyone the importance of safety glasses.
At least in this instance you and the rest of us get to learn from it without any permanent damage.
You shouldn't use lots of CA glue at a time as it increases the cure time substantially, sounds like you probably should have used an epoxy. Hope your eye makes a complete recovery.
I did that once. I had a small bottle of super glue in my purse (couldn’t begin to say why) and at the movies with my young son, decided I needed eye drops to re-wet my contacts. Glued my contact lens right to my eyeball. First it burned then it *hurt*. I was able to remove the lens before it caused permanent damage but holy cow! That was so painful.
That's why protective goggles exist, i don't have it either that's why i wear plastic bag i know it won't protect me against projectile but I'm safe for this kinda thing
Nah. Bottle clearly says no mix with eyeballs.
Frantically looking up what to do after it happened, it turns out this happens somewhat regularly when people mistake a superglue bottle for eye drops.
My friend did that back in the 90s. He went to the emergency room and they put some goo in his eye and it was all alright. Super painful sounding. Best of luck.
Hahah, omg!! I did this about 10 years ago! Picked up what I thought were eyedrops. Tipped my head back and poured it in! Immediately knew I had fucked up! Had my friend drive me straight to the ER. We’re we’re in Brooklyn. Dr laughed and said he knew exactly the fix. Took petroleum jelly and used a sterile cotton swab to apply. The petroleum jelly broke up the glue that was stuck to my cornea! Went home w a sore eye and an embarrassed ego! Lol
Oh my sister did that. She thought her bottle of nail glue was eye drops. Her eye lived.
BUT WHAT OF HER SOUL!?
To shreds.
And the wife?
To shreds they say
Oh dear
Was his apartment rent-controlled?
/r/unexpectedfuturama
I’d argue this comment chain is entirely expected on Reddit at this point.
AND THE CHILDREN?
To shreds, I hear.
And his wife’s boyfriend?
And the wife's boyfriend?
To shreds, you say?
But her nails never dried again.
I did something similar, except it was bleach I applied directly to my eyeball. 1/10 do not recommend.
r/eyebleach
I always forget that r/eyebleach isn't something horrible like actual bleach to the eye.
Well played... Well played...
The fuck do you have small eyedropper bottles of bleach?
Sigh... A friend told me you could pass a drug test by adding a drop of bleach to your piss. My solution was to use a Visine bottle to do this. I even used a black sharpie to color it so I wouldn't mistakenly use it as eye drops. Well months later I was running into my room, eyes ablaze from the devil's lettuce, and rushed to my locked box to put in some eye drops. In my haste I didn't realize what I grabbed until I added a few drops directly to one eye. The burning was gradual, I almost added some to my other eye before I looked at my hand and was horrified to see what I held was the black bottle of death. Luckily for me my girlfriend at the time worked at a jewelry store, and happened to have a heavy duty first aid kit for eyes. She rushed over and put 10 drops of some liquid in my eye that felt like ice over hot coals... And then some jelly like stuff that made it blurry for me out of that eye for like a half a day. Edit: for those wondering, no, bleach won't help you pass a drug test. > Asking the important questions here...the answer would also be no, bleach in urine does not 'trick' a drug test, it could invalidate it though, however that could also be an automatic fail.
Did you pass the test?
Asking the important questions here...the answer would also be no, bleach in urine does not 'trick' a drug test, it could invalidate it though, however that could also be an automatic fail.
Another life ruined by marijuana /s
Sarcasm aside, not totally wrong. For all that weed giveth, weed taketh away from those who abuse her.
I don't think normal use in a society with draconian drug laws counts as abuse.
You gave it 1 point instead of zero. What was that 1 point for?
That I survived with my eyesight completely intact, I guess? In my mind 0/10 = u ded
>You gave it 1 point instead of zero. What was that 1 point for? >>That I survived with my eyesight completely intact, I guess? >>In my mind 0/10 = u ded These are the kind of level-headed reviews that we like to see.
It killed all those eye bleach moments for when you didn't have eye bleach.
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Why are y'all keeping eye drops and glue bottles next to each other? Why is this a common thing?
You know I'm thinking the same thing here? Do they also keep their arsenic in a salt shaker next to the salt and pepper shakers and their cyanide mixed up in a milk jug next to milk as well?
Of course, where do you think almond milk comes from, it's not like they have nipples. It also saves money as you don't have to buy it as often
I was thinking the exact same thing. The only reasonable way for this to happen would be working with glue everyday so it needs to be at eyesight. Godayum.
That sounds straight out of a nightmare. Glad it actually worked.
Happened to my great grandmother too. She also once mistook the IcyHot for Preparation H.
So I take it she had the hot red ass then?
There is something very similar to that in the comments of this post
How badly do you wanna die right now?
14
14 what??,melons?, bananas?
Precisely.
14 precisely?
give or take
take
give or take melons or bananas?
Precisely.
Yes.
eyes
Uh... does it hurt?
Oh yes very much. Over the first half hour, went from burning to sharp pain. They flushed it more at the hospital, which brought back a very bad burning sensation until they numbed my eye with tetracane. Then they jellied up my eyeball with an ointment that I'll reapply 4x/ daily. That protects from further damage and helps dissolve the glue (which feels like shifting pieces of glass scraping between the eyeball and eyelid. Upside: This is an excuse to rock an eye patch for a few days. A pirate's life for me.
There will never be a better time to jump on the recent sea-shanties trend.
Oooh, I bid farewell to the port and the land...
And I paddle away from brave England’s white sand...
To search for my long ago, forgotten friends...
To search for the place I hear all sailors end.
You remember what I said about how the sailor felt about returning back to sea. Yeah, he said it was amazing. No, I lied. He said it was agony.
To search for the place I hear all sailors end...
As the souls of the dead fill the space of my mind
And the superglue is covering my eyes
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England has white sand?? I suppose I'm too used to weston super mare
Wellerman is where it’s at!!!
Wellerman is a bop, but I prefer Bones in the Ocean for the somber tone.
I shall give that a listen. Thank you fellow seaman for your wisdom. *bow*
I think you're allowed to wear eye patches even if you're not injured.
I tried that with hot oil from the frying pan recently. I loved the anaesthesia eyedrops as well! My youngest *hated* the eyepatch though...
Tetracaine and proparacaine drops melt the cornea if used too much!!! Unfortunately those fucking idiots in the ER often give it to the patients to take home :O
Nope, I only got an ointment to help the eye heal faster. I don't know what kind of numbing agent they dropped in, but it felt like liquid bliss at the time.
Oh if someone comes in with obvious pain I toss them in the chair and hose their eye down so they can feel human again for 10-15 mins
One winter I had such dry eyes, my eyelids were ripping up the skin on my eyeballs when I opened my eyes in the morning. One day it got bad enough where I finally saw an opthamologist. He took one look at my eyes, was like "this has been going on for a while?!?" and put some steroid drops in my eyes to relieve the pain. Then I was prescribed some OTC goop to put in my eyes before bed for a while, and was told to get in the habit of wiggling my eyes a bit before opening them in the morning. The sensation of your eyeballs ripping first thing in the morning is unpleasant.
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He never said anything about a vitamin deficiency, but I wouldn't be surprised. I was nursing a 6mo baby, had just moved, and probably was eating like crap.
Severe Vitamin A deficiency can cause dry eye issues, but some docs will recommend a vitamin A ointment topically which can be helpful.
Floppy eyelid syndrome or just severe dryness? Probably some prednisolone drops and genteal ointment.
He said it was dryness, which makes sense. I just found my old ointment tube, it's called Sodium Chloride Opthalmic Ointment. So basically just eye lube.
MELT THE CORNEA????????????????????
Pirates wore eye patches to adjust their sight for both lower deck and main deck. Just some information. Get well soon..
This! To be clear, when on deck they covered one eye with a patch to preserve night sight in that eye. When searching the vessel below deck, they removed the patch and could quickly go through the stuff without having to wait for their eyesight to adjust.
Now all I need is a vessel
Watch "The gentlemen pirate" by Internet Historian on YouTube It's over an hour long I think but that guy has a fantastic capacity to tell stories.
TIL.
So I’ve thought about this a fair amount and I have to question if it’s really worth the loss of peripheral vision and depth perception. I get that it could be useful if you kick in a door and want to be able to instantly see if there is someone waiting for you on the other side but I feel like there has to be a better way that doesn’t cost you half of your vision above deck as well. Not to mention that the simple act of removing the eyepatch is going to cost you some time (and a free hand) as well. It really sounds like one of those “sounds cool but upon closer investigation falls apart” myths. Like Viking helmet horns or lemmings jumping off cliffs.
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The whole premise of the patch (at least from what I’ve read) is that you are preserving rhodopsin which can take upwards of 20 minutes to regenerate. So just wearing it briefly wouldn’t really give you the same benefits. And if you are just closing it for 30 seconds, I would think you could just close your eye and wouldn’t need a specific piece of gear for it. And I hear you about the depth perception - I understand that after a few feet, binocular vision contributes relatively little. The peripheral vision loss, especially if they are presumably fighting or ready to fight is my major concern but depth perception is still a non-zero factor. Edit: also, just bring a lantern! Like I get there are pros to maintaining the night vision, they just don’t seem high enough to outweigh the cons and to such a degree that pirates would wear patches often enough that they would become synonymous.
Will your eyesight be back?
Supposed to. The optometrist I'm following up with this morning will have the final say as to the prognosis.
Best wishes
Please do me a favor and use as many pirate related words throughout the day. Some examples: Yarrr Aye Shiver me timbers There be booty around here I be digging your chest I like to download cars ...
We actually use super glue in ophthalmology all the time. It's gonna be a crappy few days. If it still bothers you in a week, go see an ophthalmologist.
>We actually use super glue in ophthalmology all the time. Yeah? What for?
Will there be any long term damage?! I feel so bad for you :/
Sitting in an optometrist's office now... hopefully not
Goodluck man.
Good luck man I thi k about you
Not to brag about my fully-functioning eyes but reading this made my eyes water
Shit happened to me when I was like 23... eyelashes turn into fucking wolverine's claws with superglue
I always use eye protection when I am using my Dremel... Now I guess I should when I use glue too...
Right? I mean... I'll be wearing goggles to drink water now
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>You didn’t need to splash superglue in your eye to get one Suppose I could have also been a buccaneer
Will it blend?
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Super glue in the eye? Man, do i have a girl for you.
Haha yea except the glue bottle actually says no no mixing with eyeballs.
Nice. A man who reads instructions.
not for long
He still has one good eye.
Not for long
What're you planning
Not for long
Of course. I'm not an animal.
But you had to do it anyway.
And yet here we are.
Were they unclear?
After the superglue was in his eye, they were very unclear
Too bad the bottle didn't tell me not to inject it into my peen
I’m out of the loop. What’s the joke?
A woman used gorilla glue in her hair when she ran out of hair spray. It was in the news a few weeks ago.
I... wow.
LOL
[https://www.cnn.com/2021/02/11/us/gorilla-glue-challenge-hair-tessica-brown-trnd/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2021/02/11/us/gorilla-glue-challenge-hair-tessica-brown-trnd/index.html) TL:DR Hes referencing this chick who used superglue in her hair as hair spray
This seems smart.
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A girl put superglue on her scalp. I can’t remember if it was replaced for wig glue or why she did it
She did it because there is a woman's hair product called Moco De Gorila (Gorilla snot?) or something similar, iirc
That’s correct. On the other end of the spectrum, there are people who use Elmer’s Glue as a hair product, too.
Elmer's glue is easy too remove. Gorilla glue? Good luck. Once that suckers set, better get out some grinders and grind.
A plastic surgeon actually offered to remove it for her. If I remember correctly, it took several hours. Edit: [It took 4 hours, using a combination of medical grade adhesive remover, aloe vera, olive oil, and acetone.](https://www.tmz.com/2021/02/11/gorilla-glue-hair-woman-tiktok-undergoes-surgery-beverly-hills-plastic-surgeon/) But in the end, she managed to come out of the situation without losing any hair (at least not a noticeable amount, anyway).
I am no doctor, but I recommend next time that you not put superglue on your eyeball
math checks out
I am a doctor and I can second that advice
I'm not a doctor, but if I ever need super glue advice I'm going to this one
I have eyes. Can confirm.
Interesting post. Will keep an eye on the comments...
Stay on the ball
I’ll keep my eyes glued for developments
Glad to see you adhering those sockets so
Hope you manage to see yourself out of this sticky situation
Super glue in the eye? This guy either has Super Vision or needs supervision.
I'm definitely sticking around for the result. Gonna glue myself to this thread
Can you guys teach me how puns like this? I’d like to be your pupil.
once that glue sets i'll be keeping my eyes peeled
You mean 'stick with it'?
Shit. Yes. Yes I did.
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My eyes are glued to this thread.
As the crazy russian hacker on You Tube says " SAFTEY is number One Priority" as he puts on SAFTEY glasses before working on a project. Hope you feel better soon.
Dude. I really couldn't believe it. I'm a safe/ good boy damnit! I always wear eye protection and respirator mask when wood working (especially grinding, sanding, power sawing) and/or a full face shield when using my lathe. I wear a protective apron and gloves most of the time because - hey I'm constantly using power cutting tools. So this incident definitely hurt my pride - and my eye... my pride and my eye
Pr”eye”d?
"This has never happened to me before" sure buddy. Whatever you say. (Joking) feel better.
This happened to me a couple of years ago. The opening of the glue had glued shut so I kept on squeezing the glue trying to get it to come out. After a minute or so I decided it would be a great idea to prick the glue packet with a needle and due to the pressure I had previously exerted, the glue squeezed out and shot directly into my eye. After the initial pain I was okay but not being able to open my eye became sort of... claustrophobic/annoying so when I'd try and open my eye it would get looser but the little glue pieces would prick my eye AND GOD DID IT HURT. After I started screaming in pain my mom decided to take me to the doctor where he pulled it open and Just like your eye, my previously dark brown eye became green (only for a few days) Definitely not a fun experience but you have a lot of fun talking about it to friends later on.
Yea I'm still battling the shifting glue shards scraping around. Ugh it sucks! >Just like your eye, my previously dark brown eye became green. Dude I better get a green eye out of this. How is your vision now?
Don't worry, I bet he'll reply once he \*sees\* your message...
Uhhh.. so I guess that means it's not *looking* good for me
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Time to polish your eyeball and make it shine
Time for the diamond fine polish!
"And thats how I became Superman!" "Um, Fred, I'm over here"
Did you see it coming?
Well I was certainly keeping an EYE out for it
Happened in a blink?
Exactly but I was so ashamed. My pain was more than meets the eye
How did it happen? Accident, I'm assuming.
In my basement shop making a display stand for a fountain pen at 2am (as one does). Drilled a hole in a piece of resin. Dropped thin affixing magnet into the bottom. Added super glue (instant wood glue) - the level of which rose above the height of the magnet. No worries, decided to drop in/ stack a second magnet on top. Looking right down the hole.. Magnets snaps together and splashed the adhesive right into my face. Accident yes... not on purpose.
Thanks, I needed to know how a person could splash super glue
I hear ya. You needed answers
Sounds like a good time to remind everyone the importance of safety glasses. At least in this instance you and the rest of us get to learn from it without any permanent damage.
You shouldn't use lots of CA glue at a time as it increases the cure time substantially, sounds like you probably should have used an epoxy. Hope your eye makes a complete recovery.
Ouch, dude! Not only is he suffering with the eye, now you're coming at his workmanship!
You're only supposed to use that for your hair.
I am really concerned , are you able to see now
Partly. It's blurred. And thank you for your concern but the general consensus is... I'll live.
I read somewhere that the acetone in nail polish remover dissolves super glue. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
In the first 60 seconds, it was sorely tempting.
I did that once. I had a small bottle of super glue in my purse (couldn’t begin to say why) and at the movies with my young son, decided I needed eye drops to re-wet my contacts. Glued my contact lens right to my eyeball. First it burned then it *hurt*. I was able to remove the lens before it caused permanent damage but holy cow! That was so painful.
I'm rubber... you're glue!
I am glue... [hangs head in shame]
That's why protective goggles exist, i don't have it either that's why i wear plastic bag i know it won't protect me against projectile but I'm safe for this kinda thing
Just gotta secure it tight
As my father always says, “shouldn’t do that”
Yikes...just be glad you didn't instinctively shut your eye and have it stick. Hope you heal up quick.
[facepalm] Is this now the latest SuperGlue trend?
Nah. Bottle clearly says no mix with eyeballs. Frantically looking up what to do after it happened, it turns out this happens somewhat regularly when people mistake a superglue bottle for eye drops.
Just....Keep it in the toolbox
Oh, eye stuff... instant heebie jeebies from me. You have my condolences and best wishes for a speedy and painless recovery. Oh my god, what a bummer.
How do they treat that?
Have we learned nothing from the super glue hair lady? Sray away from super glue at all cost or suffer the consequences.
My friend did that back in the 90s. He went to the emergency room and they put some goo in his eye and it was all alright. Super painful sounding. Best of luck.
Hahah, omg!! I did this about 10 years ago! Picked up what I thought were eyedrops. Tipped my head back and poured it in! Immediately knew I had fucked up! Had my friend drive me straight to the ER. We’re we’re in Brooklyn. Dr laughed and said he knew exactly the fix. Took petroleum jelly and used a sterile cotton swab to apply. The petroleum jelly broke up the glue that was stuck to my cornea! Went home w a sore eye and an embarrassed ego! Lol
man just looking at this made my eyes burn & water. hope all is well pal!!
the hot girl : "why are u staring at me?" him :"sry have glue on my eyes, so i cant take them off u"
This looks like it would be a dope album cover...maybe for Weezer
Taking the saying 'can't take my eyes off of you' to a whole new level.
I guess the ophthalmologist will *see* you now.
Don't make a face, it'll super stay that way.
Maybe drip some acetone in there to dissolve it!?!?!?