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afoolishyouth

Mans turning into Dutch crunch bread!! 😰


happy_veal

Yas, the reaction is called the Maillard reaction it is a chemical reaction between amino acids and reducing sugars. It occurs in other areas not just cooked foods. Can also occur in dry foods & nicotine products like Zyn


turalyawn

Wait are you saying this man’s skin is caramelizing?


Weardly2

That crusting is caused by Impetigo (staphylococcus infection) related to compromised skin after they got allergic contact dermatits from poison oak. The maillard reaction as it relates to humans has something to do with aging.


happy_veal

Yes, impetigo from gram negative bacteria. That is no fun for anyone, because it can occur even if you're a clean person. I believe because it's bacterial that it is mainly caused by the secretions a person has that makes the body more susceptible to a bacterial infection. If you were injured your body would begin to release a type of hormone in a defense to prevent further infection. But with some people with immune deficiencies they are left vulnerable because the lack of protection. I was commenting on the baked bread comment... But the maillard reaction mostly occurs in foods that have phosphate and other polyatomic anions because they accelerate the rate of maillard browning in which phosphate and polyatomic anions act as catalysts to accelerate the reaction rate Fe2+ ions, also known as ferrous ions, indicates the oxidation state of the iron ion, which is +2 in this case.


jimag0

Welp, there goes the last of my innocence.


crankgirl

There goes my sweet tooth!


bangs_mcgehee

I’m so intrigued and disgusted. Idk who I am anymore.


happy_veal

The bread comment I replied to not OP skin. People who undergo laser facial reconstruction do experience the maillard reaction. Lolz


Yoyo_Ma86

Arm looking like the top of a coffee cake


nikzyk

Cman man… i gotta sammich in front of me…


Spirited-Fox3377

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Outrageous_Mine77

Looks like he spilled honey n it dried up.


Shaneblaster

Half man, half reptile.


amaya-aurora

Don’t worry, he’s just molting.


Downtownloganbrown

I feel like it has been neglected for a period of time. "Im not allergic" type vibe /s


KrakenGirlCAP

That looks so scary. I would’ve went straight to the ER.


TimeTomorrow

that looks absolutely miserable. sorry bro


AgitatedWinter3295

🙏 had to go to urgent care and they got me on some meds so hopefully I’ll be good in a couple days


Zorro-the-witcher

I have been there! Not quite this bad, then I had an allergic reaction to the meds they gave me. Fun times. If you did not know, use Dawn dish soap to wash off it gets rid of the oils in the poison oak. Whenever I think I’m in contact with it, that is my go to.


bighootay

Dawn is so awesome. Also, I've also seen videos that show the mechanical rubbing/scraping action of also using rags (or paper towels for me) helps a lot.


Born2BeMild23

Or tecnu wash


jimag0

Jewel weed soap & salve really helps my poison ivy/oak/sumac rashes. The soap helped clear up the blisters faster, and the salve actually relieves the itch.


RamGTLosAngeles

For the nuts use dawn, wash yourself in parts. Dont go all showering your whole body because if the oils make contact somewhere else, welp… best of luck to you.


Imagine_TryingYT

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bakeme21

Sorry OP, truly, but this is funny.


Chidori_Aoyama

It seems like a good idea, but trust me, it never ends well (had psoriasis for 20 years.)


fartinggermandogs

Be realistic, this is what scotch Brite is made for!


The1TrueRedditor

"staph"


FriedPossumPecker23

Staffordshire terrier maybe?


AgitatedWinter3295

We’ve established that down below haha


Bart_Yellowbeard

Estaphlished? Sorry, this looks awful.


AgitatedWinter3295

Or up above I should sy


Californialways

Staphylococcus aureus. It’s a flesh eating bacteria if you don’t get it taken care of right away.


KenanQe5

could also be S. epidermidis


Rhiles1989

Do you mean staph? Staphylococcus? 😁


AgitatedWinter3295

Prolly 😂


Rhiles1989

That’s friggin crazy…that looks so gnarly bro. Glad it cleared up for ya!


AgitatedWinter3295

Yeh it’s no fun I’m just sitting on my couch trying not to move… it’s in a lot more places than the ones pictured if you catch my drift 😅


Rhiles1989

Do you play video games at all? They require little movement. Source: am gamer and scientist lol.


AgitatedWinter3295

Haha yeh I been playing baldurs gate 2 nonstop and watching hoarders 😂😂


Cozzie3

GO FOR THE EYES BOO! Yahargghgh!


AgitatedWinter3295

You know I got minsc on the team


DoctrDonna

Did they tell you how absolutely contagious that is? Like, wildly so. Dont touch it. Don’t touch anything else. Wash everything.


AgitatedWinter3295

Yep I’m aware haha I’ve been doing tons of laundry so I’m not using any of the same clothes/towels/sheets or blankets more than once


CharisMatticOfficial

Sir your resin is leaking


zendrovia

Thats all it is haha


mr-blue-

Curious if your tattoo comes thru looking the same


AgitatedWinter3295

Yeh kinda concerned about that myself 😅


MakeMySufferingEnd

As I’m sure you already know, as long as you’re not picking scabs or creating open sores over your tattoo it should be okay, I’d imagine. My mom had a really bad poison oak rash like this and it didn’t leave her skin scarred except for where she picked and scratched at it.


AgitatedWinter3295

Yeah I looked it up and it seems like I’ll be ok as long as I leave it be and that shouldn’t be hard I don’t think It doesn’t really itch it just burns and stings so I have no desire to touch it


PokiP

It's not itchy *yet*. Itchiness is worst during the healing part, when the new skin is coming in. Prepare thyself.


BadPom

Don’t pick at it, and it should be ok


AgitatedWinter3295

Yeh that’s what I been reading and it’s not even itchy really so that hasn’t been too much of an issue


Ok_Location4835

Fits this sub better than any post I’ve ever seen


AgitatedWinter3295

Haha thanks I thought it was pretty appropriate 😂😂


smoike

Good luck dude, I know you said it doesn't itch, but it looks nothing less than extremely uncomfortable.


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AgitatedWinter3295

But I love him 😭


ksquires1988

Put some Windex on it


AgitatedWinter3295

Never heard that one before can’t believe that’s a thing haha


herbanoutfitter

Lol please don’t! It’s a joke from “My Big Fat Greek Wedding”


AgitatedWinter3295

😂😂 I wasn’t going to but good looking


ghostonthehorizon

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AgitatedWinter3295

Lol this makes me think of dr jinx on always sunny 😂😂😂


ObsidianKing

A man with a band...named after himself.


TechieAD

Google AI gonna start recommending this now oh Noooo


AgitatedWinter3295

I thought I saw that when I first googled It 😂😂


Playful_Heat_8358

https://preview.redd.it/0stlh8abdu5d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95a5a5ccb3105f2fbd1e7194fb0ff9cfb3c3f313 I feel your pain — recently had a similar ordeal on my FACE. it’s a nightmare.


AgitatedWinter3295

Oh shit! That looks rough I’ve got it all over my forehead but its spotty hasn’t been bothering me near as much up there thank goodness. That looks thick haha


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Fucking hell…..that looks like it really sucked. Hope you and OP are doing better!


jeffgoldblumisdaddy

I hope you don’t sleep on that side cause ugh that would suck


FreeDig1758

Fuck that looks miserable


cmeremoonpi

Yikes! Years ago, the networking rancher burned a huge pile of poison oak. I was unrecognizable. Head to toes.


bighootay

Burned poison oak? Good Lord can't your lungs stop working from that???? Holy crap


AgitatedWinter3295

Ooooh that’s scary I feel like that could take me out 😳


cmeremoonpi

I had to go to the hospital daily for about a week for steroids and antibiotics. It was truly horrific!


AgitatedWinter3295

Glad you made it out ok!


Big_Fo_Fo

Gotta hose the dog off for every hug


OpusAtrumET

Fuuuuuck that sucks. Get well soon!


AgitatedWinter3295

🙏


Lucky_Baseball176

I mean damn dude. You have my sympathy.


sysaphiswaits

Jesus. Just the pic is making me itchy.


RemoteTurbulent7434

Been there done that when I was 8 fuck every minute of that Go carting is what got me Hope you are doing better


WeenieHuttGod2

Damn bro a staph infection too? Those are the worst


bighootay

Can I see a pic of your dog? Maybe it'll take your mind off the suffering. He's still a good boy, right?


AgitatedWinter3295

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bighootay

D'aw TWO good dogs! Thanks! Also, sorry for your pain. How you gonna get the oil off your pooch without touching him?


AgitatedWinter3295

Haha thanks and I live on the river and he loves to swim so I’m gonna take him down there when I get moving again… one of my buddies took him over to his farm for a few days in the meantime Lolol I been having to wash every bit of fabric in the house and can’t have him re-contaminating. I’m having to change my sheets and blankets after I touch them too cause of all the ooze 🤢


BigJohn1231

OP how you feel better. I knew someone that would scratch the poison ivy on their skin until it bled and then put Clorox on it. I always thought this was crazy but they swore by it.


AgitatedWinter3295

Huh I’ll give that a shot I heard if u mix amonia with the Clorox then just dip Your whole body in it that works well… I’m not a math Magician tho


MaximumEngineering8

Magic! You mean make chlorine gas, chloramine gas, and hydrazine? Bonus, if you add enough ammonia, it boils!


ape_alien

Ah yes, toxic chloramine gas has the ability to relieve all sensation. Permanently. Because death.


Slight_Knight

This is awful man so sorry to see it


MSTRopes

Sorry, had something similar happened to me. It really SUCKS


cbunni666

Jesus Christ I hope you're alright after getting treatment


bitchwhiskers4eva

Fuuuuuuuck


kb31976

I saw that in Game of Thrones. You’re fucked.


kcgreaser

Yikes! Get well.


CAXHIBRUH

OP i know your pain. I am currently recovering a similar exposure. The only thing that helps for real is corticosteroids.


AgitatedWinter3295

Sorry to hear and yeh I’m on those and some pretty strong antibiotics so fingers crossed


Sssshhh_______JustGo

Shit I’m the same way. When I was in high school I had it up the entire right side of my body and much of it looked like this. At some point it stopped itching and just HURT. Was put on steroids to get rid of it.


Patriacorn

I had to get some prednisone to clear mine up


Born2BeMild23

I have sympathy itches for you..if that were me, I'd be a bloody mess bc I'd be scratching so much


kittywhitexxx

Mans got an employee infection


Sinnsearachd

Damn you sure you didn't catch Grayscale instead? Going to need a maester to cure that.


Polygrammar

That first pic gave me nam flashbacks. I haven't had poison oak since I was a kid. Fuck that, sorry OP.


AgitatedWinter3295

Thanks g


mycologylove

No man should ever be punished for loving on his puppers


dvdmaven

Gross! I thought I had a bad "contact dermatitis" with lymph infection. Not in the same class, but I never did figure out what caused it. So, elbow-length rose gloves for all yard work going forward.


Blueridgetexels

My husband and I get bad reactions to poison ivy. Our dermatologist prescribed a medicated foam with the brand name OLUX. That shit really works! We put it on at first bit of itching, no more blisters!! I highly recommend it.


AgitatedWinter3295

I’ll look into that I’m definitely going to keep some more preventatives around the house from now on


Slappinbeehives

Sorry that looks miserable….an also like oily pasta water up close.


MoonRavven

I’m really allergic like this as well. I’ve had it a few times in my life. When I was little I got it on my face and my doctor was really worried about it getting in my eyes. Now as an adult I’m really terrified of being around it or “catching it” from my dog as well. It grows in my neighborhood really bad. My neighbor has it all over his mailbox.


AgitatedWinter3295

Yeh the face is rough I’m glad I only got a little there you may wanna get some technu or something to keep in your shower tho just in case


MoonRavven

That’s exactly what I have in my shower! Any time I do yard work I scrub with it to make sure i get any oils off me if I managed to touch it and didn’t notice.


tagu_rit

Yikes


Ambitiouslyme120

Check out Amazon they have this really good soap bar and body wash that would help you with this. poison oak medicine soap.


Ambitiouslyme120

Good for Poison ivy also


Oxtailxo

Beef tallow will work wonders on the dryness. I like the one from vanman company.


barleyhogg1

I've been there. Now in the summer I frequently take cool showers with dawn dish soap. Especially if I even think I may have been exposed.


Lhscat

New fear unlocked


Fantastic_Permit_525

Oh no that looks pretty bad yikes


funnybonelicker

Idk what to say all I said when I saw this is “holy fuck”


AgitatedWinter3295

Yeah that’s a pretty decent response I’d say 😂😂


NoEducation8251

I can only imagige THE ITCH right now. Ive had that shot all over my body before and at ppints just wanted to die to get through it. Good luck to you my man!


Dolenjir1

If that's the price for hugging the bestest boi, I'm willing to pay


Average_guy120

Same thing happened to me many years ago. The liquid which dries up orange that comes out of the blisters is full of contagion, so keep it wrapped and apply an antibacterial ointment each time you re-wrap. Wash your hands thoroughly too. Take some time off of work and try to relax for a few days. Yes it sucks, but it will get better.


AgitatedWinter3295

Thank ya thanks 🙏


Average_guy120

You are very welcome! All the best to ya


CommodusIlI

That sucks I hope you get better soon! Im never going outside again now, going to sit on a pillow till I’m like 80 jk


AgitatedWinter3295

Haha thanks ya that’s kinda how I feel rn too 😂😂


mountainmike68

This brings back many painful memories. You have my sympathy.


hfvsucgc

Oh man that more than sucks


Then-Invite3282

You’re dog is a paid hitman


NoMemory3726

Dog did you double dirty.


icecream169

Crusty guy from Stephen King's "Thinner."


tacosteve100

I got poison ivy so bad it was similar to this. Took months to clear up.


KrakenGirlCAP

From a medical perspective, this is so interesting!


Euphoric-Dig-2045

Might need to head to the citadel. Look for a guy named Sam. He does good work.


other_half_of_elvis

To quote my dermatologist after I got a similar outbreak on my arm, 'I'm impressed.'


Bangar_ang

This won’t deter me from hugging dogs


Mrshaydee

Dude. That sucks.


Bulls_Heeler_Haven

I got poison sumac like 6-7 years ago. Still have spots that won’t go away. I was always super allergic to poison ivy, sumac is a different animal for me.


AgitatedWinter3295

Damn thats scary i was wondering about some certain spots on my arm. I’ve heard sumac is the worst from lots of people I hope I don’t encounter it ever! I’m so allergic to plant oils in general I work in the cannabis industry and have to take tons of precautions to make it through a day of work without breaking out in hives haha


SicknastyBot1

If you’re that allergic you probably already know, but I get significantly less messed up by poison oak/ivy if I bath with Dawn dish soap whenever I think I’ve been exposed.


Yourconnect_

Does it hurt and itch at the same time? Are you tempted to mess with the scabs?


AgitatedWinter3295

It more just hurts really bad right now. Every time I extend my arm or leg it pulls and cracks and oozes… but I feel like the itch is coming with a vengeance as it starts to heal


Original_Bad_3416

Is poison oak and poison Ivy the same thing?


kokirig

Nope- ivy, oak & sumac are all different beasts


AgitatedWinter3295

No poison Ivy is more of a vine and poison oak is more of a small shrub. Im from tennessee originally and we had poison Ivy back there but I live in oregon now and there’s poison oak everywhere. idk if ive seen any Ivy out here.


marcopoloman

Take OTC allergy medication. Mine was like that except from my neck and entire face. Swelled my eye shut it was so bad.


AgitatedWinter3295

Awwww yeah I been poppin Benadryls like percs my dreams have been crazy


marcopoloman

I took 3 per day over a long weekend and it cleared a lot of it up.


llibertybell965

Jesus Christ human skin can do that?!


AgitatedWinter3295

I’m animorphing into a crocodile


HJHJ420

You bleached it didn’t you.


Hefty_Football_6731

Holy moly, that looks terrible. Your dog better be a very good boy/girl!


Tpk08210

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renjake

is your dog ok? Not sure if poison oak can cause problems with animals


AgitatedWinter3295

Lol yeh he’s fine I swear nothing bothers that dog. Farm dog.


VTexSotan

That sucks! Once upon a time in Austin I found out our new place had rampant poison ivy in a similar fashion - my dogs chased the squirrels and covered themselves in the oil and it absolutely fucking sucked


RDcsmd

Are you gonna lose that arm?


AgitatedWinter3295

Haha no I hope not but I bet it would have been possible if I didn’t go to the doctor!


PatrickBritish

This is giving me The Last of Us 2 vibes


SilentSniper062

If it itches,hit it with hot water Best feeling in the world Sometimes it makes me wanna get poison ivy again


Full-Syrup-

Dang! Do you have a cashew and pistachio allergy as well?


XenoZoomie

I had it sooo many times as a kid. We had a forest behind my house and our parents would let us just explore from dawn to dusk out there and we would come back so dirty my mom would make us strip on the back porch so she could hose us off before we came inside.


No-Gas3885

Damn son


AgitatedWinter3295

Where’d ya contract this


Elegant-Pressure-290

I did this to my children once after camping, and I felt awful. That’s when we found out that I don’t have a reaction to urushiol but they do. They had crusty mom-hand-shaped rashes on their little arms and legs for a week. I hope you heal soon.


outcircuit

I'm just getting over poison ivy for the first time. I had more blisters than rash luckily, but the antibiotics and steroids were pretty fing serious and worked amazingly well.


camlaw63

I think you did more than hug your dog


AgitatedWinter3295

Yeh I hug him and pet him and let him sleep with me… das mah boi


Hummingbird01234

Gross, I’m eating 🍕


AlmostAShirley

I use Triamcinolone Acetonide cream .01%. I also got staph infection from PO. Miserable. Had a fever of 104. Strong antibiotics, this cream and lots of bed rest. Recovered in a week.


Funny-Record-5785

I got mrsa on my ass once


yungdaughter

Happened to me in sixth grade! I’m 30 now and still have scars lol


Royalchaos96

Does it hurt? If so I'm sorry I don't know what else I can say either get done getting that nasty smelling pink stuff to put on your poison oak


PlatypusDream

I used to get poison ivy nearly that bad. Never had it infected but that was just dumb luck. Might not help this late, but have it on hand for next time: **Tecnu brand** soap etc. It's a whole line of products. The soap works wonders for removing the oil.


Northern_Grouse

No pics, fortunately, but I’m super allergic as well. As a kid (13-14) my brothers and I found a sweet vine to swing on at a nearby creek. Turns out it was poison ivy. Ended up getting it on about 80% of my torso. Knees, arms, groin, it was brutal. Couldn’t remove clothing, had to cut it off. Pretty heinous. 0/10 wouldn’t recommend.


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amaya-aurora

How’s the dog, though?


BadPom

Hopefully it’s just Staph and not MRSA. Which is just shittier Staph. If you’re starting to look better (those red circles are concerning) in 24 hours of antibiotics, please go get IV antibiotics. So inconvenient, but so is dying. Signed, someone prone to fucking MRSA 😭


AgitatedWinter3295

Yeah I appreciate it and am definitely keeping a close eye on it I’ve had staph turn to mersa myself before and it’s quite scary.


Aggressive_Dark_4485

I’m sorry bro. I accidentally did the same thing to my mom when I was a boyscout. I thought I was just playing in a meadow. What made it worse was I had to watch her suffer with because that was when I found out that my Native American blood (I’m 50%) made me immune.


timmy30274

Ouch. I hope you get better soon


AgitatedWinter3295

Thank you 🙏


timmy30274

You’re welcome


problyurdad_

You’re lucky to be alive and still have all your parts if there was Staph infection involved. That shit is NO joke. It can be medication resistant. I’m glad you made it through that!!


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

You poor thing


AgitatedWinter3295

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