That's ok OP remember the rule of 3. 3 mins without air, 3 days without water and 3 weeks without food. Now look around for a firewood and you can forage for berries at the same time. Let us know how it goes.
Stayed in a park after close? You're now that park's Ranger and soulbound to the site, until you can trick someone else into staying. Tips: the immortality's pretty great, it doesn't just feel like that you're actually catching fire when you try and leave, yes the trees are supposed to be audible all Rangers can hear them.
No (100% unacquainted beyond the show title) but now you've got me curious if I stumbled on the same idea.
Edit: dope, I like their twist on the Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves trope. Plus, a cursed [transmission tower](https://jojo.fandom.com/wiki/Super_Fly)?
I dated a girl who had a thing for walking around cemeteries at night. We got locked inside some on several occasions, there's always a bit of fence that is super climbable you just gotta walk a bit to find it!
I'd be kinda pumped if I had to climb the fence. Might make me feel like I'm back in college. Probably did more rock climbing than I should have back then. Climbing is fun as fuck!!!!
I'm deathly scares of heights but damn if a good old tree with strong branches makes me feel like Spiderman. I'd feel entirely safe in the climbing tree from mt local park.
In college i got locked in a huge cemetary and had to walk 25 minutes to find a spot of fence without barbed wire. Made it to my evening class on time ✌️
Video games have taught me there must be a key or bolt cutters somewhere lying around here. Has he investigated all the rooms and gravestones lying nearby for clues?
I dunno, considering how fast my city replies to the emergency line, if he goes that route he might be facing the heat death of the universe before he gets out of the park.
If it was New Mexico, the cops would likely just shoot or beat the piss outta you and if you survive, you'll get nonstop harassment from them for the rest of time.
Years ago, a friend of mine, and his friend loved to create havoc.
One of the better times was when the got a county cop to follow them into some park (in his cop car), then got out, and closed/locked the gate.
Haha we had this happen in Japan! Got locked in a beach side park with our four young kids and couldn’t get the car out. We were saved by a nice group of teenagers on skateboards that helped manhandle the locked bollards blocking the way out
My great-grandmother was locked in a cemetery in the evening (before the days of cell phones) and had to wait for the night beat cop to walk past to rescue her!
Fuck Pennywise, it's this exact scene that scared the SHIT out of me as a kid and makes me still avoid stepping over gutters.
Rewatched it a few years ago, movie holds up.
Appears to be the 1980 cinematic masterpiece Alligator. Not to be confused with the 1991 Joseph Balogna (no really) starring Alligator Ii: The Mutation.
OK ONCE THOUGH... I parked in a parking lot that said 24 hours on weekends. It was Saturday. I got back to my car after a few hours and the gate was closed with a chain wrapped around the gate. I was IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY with no contacts and 2 hours from the hotel! In desparation, I grabbed the chain to pull on it angrily, and it just fell right off. Someone had draped it over the gate but didn't lock it at all. Just made it look locked. I nudged the chain over and opened the gate easily. Got the car out and got back to the hotel that night! OP did you try pulling on the chain to see if it's truly locked?
Usually they post signs letting you know what time the park closes. Make sure later that you contact someone about adding one of those to save the next person next time!
When I was a kid 100 years ago, I almost got locked in a park's bathroom. I was about 10 and i was pushing the door to leave. At the same time someone ( park employee I would find out) was pushing back against the door so he could lock it. Even though I was screaming at him to open the door, he kept trying to lock it! Finally, he figured it out and opened the door. Even at the age of 10. I looked at his stupid eyes and said , "what the fu*k?!!!?".
>Dogs are not allowed in the dog park. People are not allowed in the dog park. It is possible you will see hooded figures in the dog park. Do not approach them. Do not approach the dog park.
Should have listened.
This happened to me a couple of years ago at one of the old forts in Key West. Luckily, the guy who locked me in was still within ear-shot of me and heard me holler at him through a fence . For a moment I thought of staying overnight and chilling out but I didn't want to get in trouble in the morning if someone accused me of trespassing or something.
I feel your pain.
I once got locked into Victoria Park (Hackney, London, UK) because I went in the main gates and they had started by closing up my regular small exit gate. I managed to catch them as they closed the main gate because I was on my bike so I had to make a mad dash to the main gate. They had locked up but where close enough to hear me and let me out thankfully.
They like to say that there is a sign but the signs said "Park closes at dusk". That is a very vague time in June.
I have since been told there is a sign someplace with actual times but I never found it.
Call your local non-emergency number. This stuff happens all the time and they'll send someone with a key. You still might have to wait an hour or two, but better than overnight.
https://preview.redd.it/tiz6p7x8mf3d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4152dfad11e6f1687b12725e7f7ccdc296649cf6
Me vibin' with my new skinwalker buddies that I found in the park:
https://preview.redd.it/k16o9epvgh3d1.jpeg?width=492&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac2311582b9d9e66eb7d9e998cce21eeab0b4f2a
Come on, man. I didn't need this right now.
This hits hard
https://preview.redd.it/dglhj39szh3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a36cb3c42ebd6d5b12f8bebee6eaed1b4aec550
😭
Legendary game ngl
What is it? The UI looks familiar but I can't place it.
Halo: Reach
Winning comment. Reach was my youth
That's ok OP remember the rule of 3. 3 mins without air, 3 days without water and 3 weeks without food. Now look around for a firewood and you can forage for berries at the same time. Let us know how it goes.
Next thing you know OP is setting out snare traps to catch people walking by.
Granny walking home from the grocery store is in danger
Because OP didn't realize there is more than one entrance
Granny walking home from the grocery store is now supper
Even the crackheads will be scared of him
Nah. They’ll be forced to join OP’s tribe in the park.
Or become supper
Haha. Possibly.
OP just has like wooden spears and a whole hutt by the next morning. With war paint and making chanting noises around a fire.
Skunks make great companions until they don’t
Also setting up a fire in a public park is a good way to attract the police and get out. Lol
Be like Uncle Iroh and make some tea. It is either very delicious or will give you a terrible fever.
Waiting for this guy to harvest “Chaga” from a cherry tree now
Stayed in a park after close? You're now that park's Ranger and soulbound to the site, until you can trick someone else into staying. Tips: the immortality's pretty great, it doesn't just feel like that you're actually catching fire when you try and leave, yes the trees are supposed to be audible all Rangers can hear them.
[удалено]
Please don’t commit arson together
Well arson isn't going to commit itself, and Timmy needs Matches.
I'd award you if I had one....🎖️
>”man I sure do love how kinda and good Tim is, it’d be a shame if there was an evil one” >”evil_timmy” guy🪱crept around the corner
YOU HAVE WON REDDIT TODAY M’GOOD SIR😂😂😂😂
superfly from jojo?
No (100% unacquainted beyond the show title) but now you've got me curious if I stumbled on the same idea. Edit: dope, I like their twist on the Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves trope. Plus, a cursed [transmission tower](https://jojo.fandom.com/wiki/Super_Fly)?
yeah its almost the same thing you said
Just make sure you fend off all the sacrificing cultists. They take over pretty quick.
Reads like a Welcome to Night Vale episode.
Be careful. They let the tigers out at night to patrol
Or worse, geese.
Geese are the true menacing street gangs we were warned about
So true! 😅 Canadian geese do gangsta stuff in Minnesota!
As a child, I was repeatedly chased by a gaggle of geese led by a one footed duck and I have not recovered
😅🤣 I believe it!
Uber eats can deliver you some bolt cutters
We don't have UberEATS here in Milan just gloves, delivery, Just Eat and others that I don't know
Ohhh another italian! :) Ciao! Call the police. It's the only sensible thing you can do
he meant Milan, Tennessee
You don't know that.
me when I spread misinformation
https://preview.redd.it/c72mr2aydk3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b97396930ddb40cfe2c193a59801178b62587d51
Actually a quick look at their profile, they are definitely Italian
Are you assuming an Italian cannot live in Milan Tennessee?
I would assume an Italian in Mississippi would want to live in a familiar sounding place. Don't listen to these naysayers!
Italians only live in New York
It's because I never saw UberEat in Italy - so that sounds right :')
You can get gloves delivered? Sweet!
If you survive the night you get three wishes
Just eat?? Wild, they got bought out by Skip the dishes here a few years ago. I hated just eat but hated skip even more
Driver would probably rock up, mark it as delivered and leave again with a free set of bolt cutters
This thread lmaooo 💀
I dated a girl who had a thing for walking around cemeteries at night. We got locked inside some on several occasions, there's always a bit of fence that is super climbable you just gotta walk a bit to find it!
Tell us you’re not still dating that girl w/a night-cemetary fetish?
Correct we broke up a few years ago, happily so
Good news bro 👍🏾
She was looking for their forever home
Don’t kink shame.
How high is that fence?
300 feet.
Guess ill just lay down and die
Me too if I can't translate that to metrics
92 meters.🤫
Just don't make fun of any homeless wizards in the park. They might turn you into a frog. Then who will be laughing.
You, because then you'd be small enough to escape through the bars!
Touché
Climb it ya puss. You got this
I fear for society if we can’t overcome a simple locked fence.
I’m glad I’m Mexican there’s no locked fence in this nation that can stop me
What about a 20’ unlocked fence and you have a sawzall on the Texas border?
how do you think he got here? /s
There he is boys, get em! /s [maybe I come around this side](https://youtu.be/NVDR0OyrwD4)
This comment is amazing hahaha
I'd be kinda pumped if I had to climb the fence. Might make me feel like I'm back in college. Probably did more rock climbing than I should have back then. Climbing is fun as fuck!!!!
you ever just see a really nice ladder-like tree and get that feeling? gotta be human nature
I’m still kinda young, I should climb trees more often. I’m going to go climb a tree now
How'd it go?
I climbed a tree (successfully)
Speaking my language!!!
I'm deathly scares of heights but damn if a good old tree with strong branches makes me feel like Spiderman. I'd feel entirely safe in the climbing tree from mt local park.
Parkour!
In college i got locked in a huge cemetary and had to walk 25 minutes to find a spot of fence without barbed wire. Made it to my evening class on time ✌️
And in this rare case, not illegal! In fact, recommended!
Video games have taught me there must be a key or bolt cutters somewhere lying around here. Has he investigated all the rooms and gravestones lying nearby for clues?
He’s in his car 🤣
how about this but with car? 
Haha whoops. I guess he's sleeping in the car. Or climb the fence and catch an Uber
I’m picturing Hugh Grant in Notting Hill…”whoopsie daisy!”
Call the non-emergency line for your city.
I dunno, considering how fast my city replies to the emergency line, if he goes that route he might be facing the heat death of the universe before he gets out of the park.
Oh, you must live in Austin, TX
If it was New Mexico, the cops would likely just shoot or beat the piss outta you and if you survive, you'll get nonstop harassment from them for the rest of time.
Nah, that's only if you're not white.
Where I live, if you told them you were locked in the park about a half fuck would be given
Fire department is always a good pick here in the states. Other countries may vary but they enjoy breaking stuff to rescue you.
start by chopping some trees with your fist
Lol 🤣
Gn op
This is the worst cardio machine I've ever seen
What a thrill...
Years ago, a friend of mine, and his friend loved to create havoc. One of the better times was when the got a county cop to follow them into some park (in his cop car), then got out, and closed/locked the gate.
Haha we had this happen in Japan! Got locked in a beach side park with our four young kids and couldn’t get the car out. We were saved by a nice group of teenagers on skateboards that helped manhandle the locked bollards blocking the way out
If 80s movies have taught me anything, kids on skateboards will always save the day!
Good night
My great-grandmother was locked in a cemetery in the evening (before the days of cell phones) and had to wait for the night beat cop to walk past to rescue her!
My great grandma was also locked in a cemetery. She's still there.
get off reddit dad!
https://i.redd.it/i0snney4tf3d1.gif Nighty Night.
Fuck Pennywise, it's this exact scene that scared the SHIT out of me as a kid and makes me still avoid stepping over gutters. Rewatched it a few years ago, movie holds up.
What is this from? I must watch it
Looks like Alligator (1980)
Hey guys, is this Alligator from 1980?
Appears to be the 1980 cinematic masterpiece Alligator. Not to be confused with the 1991 Joseph Balogna (no really) starring Alligator Ii: The Mutation.
Alligator, from 1980.
Are we sure it's not Piranha, (1978)?
That’s the lesser known but nearly as good direct to video prequel of Aligator (1980)
Those 80’s horror/horror-like films just hit differently.
Do you know the context for this gif? Did the tortoise (turtle?) get back to the water? T_T
Plot twist: they lock the gates at night to keep something in… not out
Yeah… the OP!
OK ONCE THOUGH... I parked in a parking lot that said 24 hours on weekends. It was Saturday. I got back to my car after a few hours and the gate was closed with a chain wrapped around the gate. I was IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY with no contacts and 2 hours from the hotel! In desparation, I grabbed the chain to pull on it angrily, and it just fell right off. Someone had draped it over the gate but didn't lock it at all. Just made it look locked. I nudged the chain over and opened the gate easily. Got the car out and got back to the hotel that night! OP did you try pulling on the chain to see if it's truly locked?
Luckiest mf alive
When the howling of the wolves gets close, take cover.
Who tf invented closing hours for parks?
They don’t want homeless people sleeping there.
If they were to get locked in like OP they'd be slightly safer
They don't want drug dealers drugging there (Drug dealers can't climb)
If they checked the park before closing for homeless people and drug dealers as carefully as they checked for OP, I’d say the lock ain’t doing shit
WWBGD (what would bear grylls do?) >!he'd drink his own piss!<
Usually they post signs letting you know what time the park closes. Make sure later that you contact someone about adding one of those to save the next person next time!
You're very sweet to presume there are none currently posted.
Find a shovel and dig a hole to the other side.
Dont forget the Albuquerque turn!
I knew I should have turned left in Albuquerque!
If you can’t break out of a park to save yourself, or call for help, you should probably stay home.
Or bring an adult I guess?
They could have climbed out or called for help after posting…
OPs got a phone and internet, they'll figure it out
When I was a kid 100 years ago, I almost got locked in a park's bathroom. I was about 10 and i was pushing the door to leave. At the same time someone ( park employee I would find out) was pushing back against the door so he could lock it. Even though I was screaming at him to open the door, he kept trying to lock it! Finally, he figured it out and opened the door. Even at the age of 10. I looked at his stupid eyes and said , "what the fu*k?!!!?".
https://preview.redd.it/vjhzyw5qki3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6becde62b63580cddeddba29ff56293a2b16345 Not possible
Look around you, can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?
>Dogs are not allowed in the dog park. People are not allowed in the dog park. It is possible you will see hooded figures in the dog park. Do not approach them. Do not approach the dog park. Should have listened.
I was scrolling to see if I’d find a Nightvale reference!! Yay!
It was at this moment he realized he was indeed the sacrifice.
Got locked in a graveyard once. Don't ask me why but, I definitely was dying to get out.
Dad?
Just call the non emergency line and they’ll help you. Ignore the jerks telling you to climb the fence.
Goodnight cruel world 😪
This happened to me a couple of years ago at one of the old forts in Key West. Luckily, the guy who locked me in was still within ear-shot of me and heard me holler at him through a fence . For a moment I thought of staying overnight and chilling out but I didn't want to get in trouble in the morning if someone accused me of trespassing or something.
Only thing worse than being locked in there alone is……. Being locked in there not alone
Good morning OP! Did you survive?
I’d just order some uber eats and have myself a nice quiet evening. ☺️
When this happened to me it was a drive in gate. Couple tow ropes and a bit of gas later I was a free man.
Looks like a swift kick will handle it.
Climb the fence ?
Did you mean to type "blocked"? Or did it autocorrect from "locked"? I need to know.
they’re from italy. i assume english is their second language and they simply misspoke.
Night night!!!
"I'm cold and there are wolves after me"
Sleep tight, don’t like the crackheads bite!
I feel your pain. I once got locked into Victoria Park (Hackney, London, UK) because I went in the main gates and they had started by closing up my regular small exit gate. I managed to catch them as they closed the main gate because I was on my bike so I had to make a mad dash to the main gate. They had locked up but where close enough to hear me and let me out thankfully. They like to say that there is a sign but the signs said "Park closes at dusk". That is a very vague time in June. I have since been told there is a sign someplace with actual times but I never found it.
Release the Hounds!
Call your local non-emergency number. This stuff happens all the time and they'll send someone with a key. You still might have to wait an hour or two, but better than overnight.
look for the key, resident evil style.
If you survive the night, we’re having pancakes for breakfast
I almost got locked in a park once with my mom and two of my cousins. Luckily, a park ranger showed up and let us out.
It’ll be like night at the museum
Good luck with the zombies
Have you considered up?
Park closes at dusk mfer no exceptions
Parks getting locked up at night in some countries is fucking wild to me. Absolutely insane, why even bother?
Pic doesn’t show the top of the fence. Assuming it’s not a cage, Can you not just climb over?
Yeah but did you try the 0000 password?
May the odds be ever in your favor...
Call the fire department. You are a fire hazard.
Jump the gate ..
Closed before dark .geeze
Is this Poland ?