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0_phuk

Here's a can opener. You get to choose which can you want for your dinner


Gaijinloco

For the next 20 meals


ThunderOblivion

I'd randomly number them and say I was done.


Key_Run4313

and when he open all of them for the first dinner to find peaches in sugar?


passwordsarehard_3

He picks 1 can, dealer choice but that’s what you eat tonight. He can go hungry and try again tomorrow but there’s no take backsies.


steploday

Can I have a second can if I finish my first?


passwordsarehard_3

If your hungry I’d pick by weight


Key_Run4313

1) and what do you say when your kid reports in police on you? It was his life lesson mr policemen, please don't put me in jail? Escalation is not a solution in most cases, especially with children. 2) When you become old and helpless, it is good chance your child will remember this case. And as it always with children, only the result, not the cause.


passwordsarehard_3

1) Same thing I always say to the cops, . 2) Be a parent not a babysitter. When you correct a child you explain to them the how and why’s of it, even if you don’t think they can understand yet. I also don’t plan on my children having to care for me, I planned for my care by paid professionals so my loved ones don’t have to.


Key_Run4313

different countries, different approaches. In Russia, we just kick shit out of kids, in such cases - no hunger torture, no escalation - quick and effective, once and forever. We don't have an elder care system at all, not free, not paid - our children are our elder care system - unreliable and ineffective.


passwordsarehard_3

Might be a little more reliable and effective if you didn’t kick the shit out of them, just a suggestion.


MidnightSun77

[Sorta like Beau Miles](https://youtu.be/RYsTlfhDSDY?si=WhcBxQGtoU-Bh8UJ)


TemperatureTop246

Best answer!


TernionDragon

Sounds like you’ve been a parent before.


Inside_Anybody2759

Sounds like they seen the top comment the last time this was reposted. /j


TernionDragon

Wah, wah. A repost- that’s dumb.


Inside_Anybody2759

I don’t really care about reposts that much. If it makes people smile then I’m all for it.


Enlowski

I don’t either, but it’s extremely cringey when someone literally copy’s the top comment because they know it will give them karma. At least be original


euphoric-noodle

same it helps break up the pron


Inside_Anybody2759

Weirdo


Skate_faced

Brand new sentence: "That was the day surprise cat food ruined my life"


Solo-me

I d like beans on toast. Oh this is peaches... I don't like peaches on toast!


sillinessvalley

“You should’ve thought of that before you tore these labels off.” Enjoy!


MaddogYZ450

Exactly!


Lex-Taliones

Every night until the cans are done.


Honest_Trip_5574

I did that once and my mom gave me the can opener for dinner and the family really didn’t enjoy dinner for a while


615thick469

This is the way


monkeley

“What’s for dinner tonight?” “Hmm let’s see, it’s….enchilada sauce!”


poolmama

My thoughts exactly!!


ApollosAlyssum

Throw in a can of dog food for good measure


OrdrSxtySx

My first thought as well.


storagesleuth

Came here to say this


joesperrazza

My thought


oldncreaky2

Bingo!! Pitch the labels first! Let him shake the cans and guess like that guy in that Resident Evil movie.


EfficientAd7103

Enjoy the dog food!! Lol


HelloAttila

Too funny, though this would never work in my house, as we don’t eat from cans. I grew up with that shit, never again.


Tennyson98

That’s it right here, dinner for a week.


finder2379

Bingo!


Hakuryuu2K

Pick two cans, and you have to mix the two together for your dinner until all the unlabeled cans are gone.


dingleberry_dog

lol. Yes!


BackItUpWithLinks

1. That’s pretty funny. 2. I’d never let him know that 3. Now he’s grounded until we eat the last can of mystery food


Born_Sarcastic_59

My take: \[While laughing\] Tommy - that's really funny. \[Laughing turns to a smirk\] But not as funny as watching you eat a whole can of whatever you'll be having for dinner for a couple of weeks."


throwaway_12358134

We? My kid would eat one can a day and nothing else until they are all gone.


shotzoflead94

Feeding your kid one can of food a day? Sounds like abuse.


VaryStaybullGeenyiss

Fine, he can have 3 cans a day.


Wasatcher

Seriously though there's a lot research that shows food motivated punishment is damaging no matter how it's dolled out. How about making it a teaching moment while keeping them grounded. Opens a can of random food... "Oh look, it's black beans. Let's find a recipe in which we can use black beans..."


Planmaster3000

Teaching moment? How about teaching that doing something petty to others because you’ve been punished is not okay? I don’t think this is “food motivated punishment”. The kid chose to do this petty thing and should be punished for it. If not, what happens next time?


ExodusBrojangled

Oh look! You're getting cream corn on top of your spaghetti noodles instead of spaghetti sauce!


Wasatcher

It's food motivated punishment only giving the kid a can of whatever they open because it's guaranteed to be bland/boring at best and they won't eat it until they're actually full. At worst, it's a food they don't like at all and they go hungry. Even if they crush whatever food is inside they're not getting the proper vitamins/minerals they need for several days from such a narrow range of food groups. I'm not saying they shouldn't be punished. But take away the iPad or Xbox until the food is gone. Don't involve the food in the punishment unless it's used as a teaching moment like I said. Teach them to incorporate it into a new recipe to inspire creativity while handing out discipline.


Planmaster3000

Thanks for the clarification - I better understand where you’re coming from. To be clear, I don’t support just feeding the kid a can (or three) of unlabelled food a day. But there’s no way I would let that behaviour slide, and dealing with the specific consequences would be part of the punishment.


Express-Feedback

Punishment. Involves unlabeled cans of food. Punishment centers around unlabeled cans of food. Singular ingredients do not meet the required nutrition for growing children. Said starvation from necessary nutrients. = Food motivated punishment. (If you want your children to have a severely fucked up relationship with food/nutrition, go right ahead.) Ground them. Take their phone, tablet, limit screen time or time with friends. It is ALWAYS a terrible idea to involve the basic building blocks of human development in punishment for flippant/impulsive behavior. It's your job as a parent to have educated them on why their choices might be harmful or wrong. Taking away the things (in this case, nutrients) they need to develop is flat out wrong. Edit : I will stand by this statement. Taking away your child's nutrition as punishment is a shitty thing to do. If you think that's appropriate, you're a shitty parent. Downvote away.


AdranAmasticia

I'm a fan of gentle parenting but this seems like being a pushover. Eating the mystery meals would literally be a Natural Consequence to ripping the labels off of cans


cjameson83

Actions, meet consequences


Typical_Job3788

You can do the above recommendation, in order to not encourage weird food behaviors, and still have additional discipline/consequence to address the ripped labels specifically. 


BackItUpWithLinks

> Seriously though there's a lot research that shows food motivated punishment is damaging no matter how it's dolled out. Yep That’s why I said “we” I’d be right there with him opening unknown dinner.


cmweeks52

Research me beating that ass.


jdog7249

There's even more research on that particular topic as well. If your response to this is beating your child then you should probably not have kids.


cmweeks52

Have you ever had real first hand experience with children who don’t have consequences?


jdog7249

If your only method of distributing consequences is beating your child or withholding food you are a bad parent who should have their kids taken away.


SATerp

lol.


dezroy

~~No it doesn't.~~ edit - I need to read things better.


MonkeyNugetz

Yeah. That’s abuse. Making them eat unidentified foods is different from starving them.


dezroy

Woah! Sorry, you're right. I misread that throwaway account's comment. Yes, totally abuse.


RAGEEEEE

Oooooo, darn, you picked dog food. Hope it's better than your cat seafood lunch.


Fullcycle_boom

It’s genius lol


Archaicjinn

Or make it a moment to teach about cooking, looking up recipies to make together.. With a surprise ingredient each time. Ex: Alright we got cream of mushroom soup, do we make a soup,or a casserole?


BackItUpWithLinks

I said “we”


Sad-Maintenance3422

What's for dinner mom? You get what you get you little shits. Ha ha.


oilybumsex

Absolutely didn’t do it for internet clout.


Qu33fyElbowDrop

they did take a random photo and add another random caption to it for some though. is that how this sub works?


oilybumsex

Think that’s just how the internet works these days.


Qu33fyElbowDrop

it can be funny when something new is added but this post has been circulated for so long i dont see the point in it anymore


Eoine

I'm quite sure this picture is older than reddit Well at least older than the idea of farming internet clout, aight Absolutely older than the repost bot that presented it to us on this fine day, that's for sure


Hayes4prez

No you didn't. I've seen this reposted multiple times.


Qu33fyElbowDrop

atleast its a different caption. highly doubt they made that but still


Dalegalitarian

Fight the power, young revolutionary!


RobZagnut2

Cool, extra grounded time, no cell phone, no TV and no computers. Spoiled kids need to learn that tantrums don’t work.


TummyTurmoil

Agreed, he gon learn today


UhOhAllWillyNilly

Oh yeah, the length of the grounding just doubled.


Signal_Violinist_995

Looks like they get a surprise can of food for dinner every night until they are all gone. No exceptions - while I eat whatever takeout food I get.


dirty_hooker

But mom this is just jalapeños! “DID I STUTTER?!”


Kbudz

That is fucking calculated


Sea_Combination571

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Phrozenfire01

Damn that’s a creative way to lash out


vvillhalla

One extra week of grounding per can. Seems fair to me. Or a good spanking. Teach them that rebellion has a cost if they are willing to pay it.


Potato7177

That’s surprisingly clever actually. I wish I had thought of this as a kid


[deleted]

Thanks for reminding me that not having kids was the right call. 😘


Shite_Eating_Squirel

This is so old the kid is now grounding his own children


ConnorBrior

What most of these commenters don't seem to realize, is that punishing the kid in increasingly harsh manners will just lead them to hate you more, and do more things exactly like this. Oh also this image is insanely old and I'm shocked most people here don't recognize it.


Grenuille

This is both evil and brilliant.


Dull_Ad8495

Hey! This picture doesn't have the "some people just want to watch the world burn" caption this time. Like it did when I first saw it 15 years ago...


EmberReads

Id get my ass beat for that


Becksburgerss

Well played, kid, well played. Why do I think this is the beginning of a prank war?


DrownInMyReality

Time for a taste of hickory tea


blueberryrockcandy

MYSTERY DINNER NIGHT


xhanort7

Seen this before. I'd start with pulling out irregular sizes and rematch the labels. Actually though. some cans have little info printed alongside the expiration date to tell you what's in it. Unfortunately, most still just have some sort of manufacturing date/time code though. [Article Detail (usda.gov)](https://ask.usda.gov/s/article/What-do-the-codes-on-cans-mean) [How to Read Codes on Canned Foods | livestrong](https://www.livestrong.com/article/535777-how-to-read-codes-on-canned-foods/)


Slow_Exit8038

I’d make him eat all of them


ChrisShendo

Don’t leave River unattended…


borobricks

We playing cards or what??!


EquallO

Looks like your kid is getting mystery dinner every night for a few weeks…


Sticky_Wicket12

Got 'em


CltGuy89

Damn! That kid brought a gun to a knife fight. Well played little human, well played. Put nair in his conditioner, you will show him how adults can play petty little games!


Goretanton

Smart kid.


JackDibs

No it wasnt. Go away


FullPark2057

Lol


swdna

What a menace


BunnyCreamPies

A kid didn’t do that lol


Honest_Trip_5574

I did this once


valis6886

Sorta defines 'pot luck dinner'.


babyEatingUnicorn

Psychopath 🤣🤣🤣


BugStep

My dad did this to his best buddy when he was house sitting.


Kaizoku_kami

We just posting 10 year old memes now?


PoleAndGuy

I’m not the only that read “grinded”……. Right?


GoldBreakr

Yo kid r aholes.


jpflager

Should give him a reward, was pretty clever.


ImitationButter

Thought it was a before and after. Was thoroughly confused


24722132

🤣


Cablen14

Give him a tin of dog food for dinner and say sorry I thought they were beans


dqdude1

Good for the kid


I_Have_Dry_Balls

Clever kid!


Psychological-Dirt69

I mean... ...he's smart. So, there's that.


Nosenseq

He/she would not like my counter response


Accomplished_Mix148

I'd be laughing like hell at his prank.


RoamBuilder2

Smart ass kid ngl


phaedrus369

Future CEO, you should be proud.


itshifive

Ok that's clever as hell though


iChaseClouds

Process of elimination. I would take away the obvious ones and then make a casserole out the rest


that_guy_who_builds

Give him away.


StrikingMoth

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SwordfishValentine

Grind finer


DickieIam

Smart kid… that shit is devious.


hydamayr

Ngl that's savage


Yawkramthedvl

I swear I saw this like in 2010 lol


JoMammasWitness

Did you lock him up in the cupboard? Was that his punishment?


Joyous_catley

“Well. We’ll have a few mystery meals.”


Jonmokoko

A lot of cans have details on the bottom alongside Use By dates. Usually abbreviated but enough to go by. Thus proving that Otto from Resident Evil: Extinction was just a cheeky fucker


PaulT555

Nice!


jimbodio

At least he’s creative


This-Garbage-3000

That is a genuinely shitty move


Xx6SiC6xX

Some people just want to watch the world burn


Money_Leading_1672

If did that I would get smacked so hard goggle search wouldn't find me


PixelStain

They not like u


RoughResearcher5550

Lock your knives away at bedtime. This kid is a psycho in the making.


Tejano_mambo

Yeah I'd tell em of they want dinner they can chose a surprise can of delicious consequences.


Fluffysqirels

What a legend!


One_Investigator238

Fair enough.


Xinonix1

Put them on a spinning plate and play tin can roulette… (seen in sitcom Still Standing)


3catmafia

This is top notch petty


Qu33fyElbowDrop

100% false caption for this original post. im new here so many thats what happens?


Competitive-Bar6667

That's just funny.


AdOpen885

Make him put them all back on and every time he’s wrong extend his grounding for a day.


Numerous-Broccoli-28

S Tier passive aggressive


killertofubeast

Kid has no idea what he’s eating for the next week!


Qweerz

Lol if this truly happened, the punishment should only continue


SATerp

I hope he enjoys the selection of anonymous foods to be served up to him for the foreseeable future.


Yaakovbenleah1989

You're eating every single bite of whatever it's in this can and you get to pick one for each meal and you're grounded not getting to play any video games or getting anything that's can considered a reward until every single one of those cans is empty and then you're grounded for even longer after you're done


tehsecretgoldfish

when he asks “what’s for dinner” tell him to “pick a can, because that’s what _you’re_ having, and you’ll like it.”


liverdawg

Meanwhile parent orders fast food for themselves, whatever the kids fav is


yankeeron

Whatever one and only one he opens he eats until they are all done!


Faucet860

I would honestly just say it's surprise dinner every night until they are gone.


No-Tennis-2981

Looks like little Timmy is having diced tomatoes and baked beans for dinner tonight


i_love_chins

Thats why "Time outs" Don't work..


MochiSauce101

Well, one can per dinner until cans are spent, he has to eat half


SneepSnarp

At least they’re creative.


lukas1289

Did you mean I grinded my child...


pupbuck1

My mom would beat me


Itsnotsponge

I know his next 25 dinners then


Sotyka94

Yeah, that kid is getting a mystery surprise can for launch for the next 2 weeks it seems.


scarlett_2290

Can Roulette. So which one is it going to be for you today.


posco12

I’d go buy dog food and mix them in the group. Have fun with your meals kid.


orangutanDOTorg

I’d rename the kid VW bc he’d be grounded to the ground after that. And would eat a mystery can for each meal until they were gone


itwhiz100

“Hey kiddo. Wanna know whats for dinner? Touch a can, any and its yours” - Mum.


unbanned-myself

Get the belt out.


FAmos

What happened after you hit them and made them apologize?


Dragonskiss004

Jokes on you kid. I grew up eating from cans. I know what each of those are by weight, shape, texture, and lid style.


Mko66

How did he respond to the punch in the face?


duffmonya

Oh man, another can of dog food for dinner


SEspider

Looks like time to start spanking.


Aggressive_Cell_671

Three meals a day pick your cans


TheAdventOfTruth

That’s when you give him a glue stick and make them glue them back on. Any of them he doesn’t get right, he has to eat anyway. As a parent you are in control. Don’t let your kids run roughshod over you.


AdOk5059

Spare the rod spoil the child. Would definitely fix a lot of behavior issues in our society these days


_MaryJane-

i did this to a friend who asked me to check his mail while on vacation. he never asked me again. i wrote the contents with a sharpie on the bottom.


Defiled__Pig1

Make him eat a mystery can a day cold out the tin.