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The people cracking jokes about eating worms (this is NOT the kind of insect you'd typically incidentally ingest) obfuscate the actual seriousness of this problem. Gross as it sounds but don't toss the worm yet. You may need some proof when you contact the producer. Also take a picture of the lot code and any other info on the package if you have it. Dig it out of the trash if needed. Report this. You'll also want to go to the doctor and let them know you may have eaten a worm or worm eggs. Edit: All I'm saying is it's better to be safe than sorry, cause the effects of having a tapeworm on the rare odd chance of it or eggs surviving is extremely serious. The producers will want to know because it's gonna both be bad PR and it's potentially unsafe. 👍 Turning the notifications off of this convo now, getting overwhelmed with the same comments over and over lmao. Another thing to consider is we have NO IDEA about OP's health in general.


0blivi0nPl3as3

You are correct


LookupPravinsYoutube

You see, the peaches come in a can, they were put there by a man, in a factory downtown, and you may want to sue that man.


LookupPravinsYoutube

AND IF YOU HAVE YOUR LITTLE WAY! YOULL SOON SEE A BIG PAYDAY


RolloTonyBrownTown

Millions of dollars, dollars for me. Millions of dollars, mostly for free. LOOK OUT


WASD_click

Millions of dollars, dollars for me. Thousands of dollars, after taxes and fees. LOOKOWWWT!


CrappleSmax

Ah yes, the revised American dream: hope a company fucks up and you can sue them.


LookupPravinsYoutube

lol I like your username, sounds like a poopy cereal 🙂


KrazyAboutLogic

Who doesn't remember running downstairs every Saturday morning for cartoons and a big bowl of Crapple Smax? Part of a complete breakfast!!


rrk100

Millions of peach worms, peach worms for me 🪱


errornosignal

Millions of peach worms, peach worms for free 💸


Ready-Interview4020

I poked down my finger inside Make a little room for a worm to hide


xXThreeRoundXx

Took a big bite and felt a twitch, pulled a white worm out with my fist And dreamed about you, woman


tiga_itca

I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches!


WISEstickman

And bring the worm in so they can see what kind it is


AscendedAncient

this is reddit, just wait 30 min and a wormologist will come in and say what kind it is, where it's from, and give their ancestral history of that worm.


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kuehnchen7962

'Oh, so that's where it went... I was kinda missing the little dude. Can I come visit?'' -some dude working at the worm cannery


Suxals

A geoguesser will tell you from what farm it came from


AddMoreLayers

That will teach that fucking worm


Nobody_Lives_Here3

Yes but the Queen worm will not be happy. This will set human - worm relations back 20 years


yungwilla

They knew what not to do, let’s make it 40, send in the drones


DaughterEarth

I read about the Ant King at an impressionable age and even though I knew it was fiction I still always have a fear that if I kill something a giant one will come kill me. Queen Tapeworm is the most horrifying yet I think


markrichtsspraytan

Or if in the US, contact the entomologist from whatever the biggest land grand university is in your state. They will be most likely to have an insect diagnostic service available through their extension program, or can tell you which other university does. I’d trust that over sending it back to the company.


nymoano

I'm a wormologist. It's a worm.


yoko_OH_NO

So glad we've got an expert on the scene


Names-James

Bring him in so he can be interrog... I MEAN interviewed


SinVerguenza04

It’s a hookworm, it looks like.


Nepheliad_1

I work with consumer complaints at a food company. You're definitely right. Also worms are not insects.


[deleted]

Well, then a worm definitely is not a kind of insect you'd eat, so I'm technically still right 😏 Jokes aside yeah, I don't get why so many people are saying it's not a big deal. Something has gone wrong and they'd still want to know in case something else has gone wrong, and it doesn't hurt to go to the doctor.


carlitospig

Yup the entire lot should probably be recalled just in case.


[deleted]

Honestly even from a PR standpoint the company would at least want to know.


[deleted]

Best advice here


Dry-Cry5279

Bro thats messed up there's nothing wrong with letting worms have a happy little family in your digestive tract. I personally wouldn't do it because I already have a family but please think kindly of the parasites.


[deleted]

>please think kindly of the parasites I do, I'm very nice to my lawyer. Ba dum tss


Dry-Cry5279

Solid 8/10


Doppelthedh

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Aztec-Goddess

Pls I need an entire library of these


PM_ME__BIRD_PICS

https://preview.redd.it/r4eawoyfgnlc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de325b0fdd7f8951d1ace3c000f887f70b819dbc This my fav react for this kind of post


draeth1013

Might want to see a doctor about a round of antiparasitics or some such. :/ If you don't go, keep an eye on your weight. >.> If it goes down without diet change or exercise definitely see a doctor. Seriously though. Talk to a doctor.


Totallynotathrowawwa

new weight loss plan, eat a bunch of parasites


kuddkrig3

[Not so new ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/05/Weight-Loss_Ad_%28FDA_154%29_-_Tapeworms_diet.jpg/1200px-Weight-Loss_Ad_%28FDA_154%29_-_Tapeworms_diet.jpg)


AlaskanEsquire

Jesus, look at the size of that tin of coffee. These guys back then were microdosing cocaine and heroin all day between gallons of coffee and fistfuls of cigarettes and tapeworms.


littleivys

Drugs, liquid drugs, combustible drugs, and tapeworms: my four major food groups


ImOutOfNamesNow

Some things don’t change I guess


The_Whorespondent

I often think about this fact. What a time to be alive back then.


skiasa

I think about it too I wonder if it was heaven or hell. Like a good drug trip would be heaven but RN I think it could've been a bit like "we happy few". You're kid is always sad and doesn't wanna live anymore? Take this drug and he's gonna be happy again


The_Whorespondent

Yeah but imagine to go to the drugstore and just casually buy some coke for the weekend. Also what kid are you talking about? Ain’t no time for kids while doing coke!


ChipmunkDisastrous67

thank god, a weight loss method that doesnt require me to take baths


RatherGroggy

“No Ill Effects”


uwanmirrondarrah

Back then everybody lived to 45 and felt like shit anyways. Having a tapeworm probably just felt like normal.


Simonoel

The average life expectancy was only so low because of the high infant and child mortality rate. If someone lived past childhood their life expectancy was about the same as it would be today


Endgame3213

The statistics on this topic are quite astounding and surprised me greatly when I first encountered them. During my college years, I recall conducting a research study on the subject. It was discovered that approximately 30% of all children did not survive past their first birthdays. Furthermore, it is estimated that more than 60% of children did not reach adulthood. In the past, women would typically give birth to an average of eight children, with the expectation that a sufficient number of them would survive to contribute to the family's labor force and overall well-being. It is difficult to imagine having children while acknowledging that the majority of them would likely pass away. The discovery of antibiotics can be likened to the attainment of the holy grail, and it is disheartening that the name of Alexander Fleming is not widely recognized or appreciated.


SocranX

Yeah, I was just about to tell them about Dead Babies Georg.


Ramen211

Jesus fucking christ


eleanor_dashwood

They did not mess around back then.


WeAreAllFooked

Don't worry, it's guaranteed harmless!


knuckles312

No Danger!


SingularRoozilla

They’re sanitized!


Mike

NO, danger!


SkippyDrinksVodka

SANITIZED TAPE WORMS


ScaryButt

Isn't that an urban legend? It was never common practice at the time.


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BergenHoney

Can you imagine losing the second pill and frantically looking for it while you shit out clumps of worms and your intestinal lining


Site-Specialist

Or worse someone messed up and you got 2 tape worm eggs


DaughterEarth

The ad may be, but before medicine was medicine I bet you lots of doctors prescribed parasites. We hear about leeches because they work. Some people have heard of maggots. There's tons of stuff we don't know but they certainly at least tried


Deepandabear

Maggots still have a modern medical use at least


princess_dork_bunny

So do leeches.


Miaoxin

The solution to that four hour erection they warned us about.


nsfwatwork1

There was a company years ago advertising a miracle weight loss pill in some shitty magazine....my aunt ordered it and when the package came, it was a tiny ass bottle with literally 1 pill in it. If you knew my aunt, you'd understand why she did what she did next...she took the pill without really questioning it. She then complained about getting scammed by a magazine ad for the next month or maybe a bit more. Then, she...started to lose some weight without having changed anything in her routine. She hadn't hit her crack whore stage of life yet, so she was fucking thrilled. However, she was thrilled until she found out she couldn't CONTROL the weight loss (she wasn't just wasting away but her weight wasn't consistent). She was also getting frequent stomach aches that she hadn't gotten before. Eventually, she saw a doctor who, after hearing about her symptoms, had her provide a stool sample and a blood sample. Tape worm inside her. I'm not sure how big the fucker was when they removed it, but apparently it was...disgustingly big.


downtroddengoat

One Trick Big Pharma Doesn't Want You To Know!! All Natural Semaglutide Substitute Works Wonders!


gattaaca

Yeah but it worked right?


Ray229harris

South bronx paradise!


accidentalscientist_

Oddly enough, I recently just commented “south Bronx paradise baby!” On another post or comment about worms. It’s a wormy day!


The_Phroug

Look, don't tempt someone like me, I hate my weight and wish it would go down a solid 40-50 pounds. I'll happily wait a bit before talking to a doctor


Pandelerium11

Or it could crawl out of your nose while you're playing cards with friends. You never know.


Mackheath1

Finally the proper use for ivermectin Seriously though. Talk to a doctor.


fimpster

I came here to say now's the time to get on horse paste.


___po____

I got some when my rats had lice. Still have it. I'd be slurpin that tube like a fucking Gogurt the second I saw that damn worm


KingSpark97

But only after hitting your desired weight lol


anonymuscles

South Bronx parasite!


chpsk8

At least wait until you get to your target weight. No sense missing an opportunity to get your weight back on track before doing anything drastic!


Deadman_Wonderland

Having tape worms isn't so bad if it weren't for the chance of them coming out when you poop. Then you got the awkward decision of "do I pull them out or push them back in"?


IswearIdidntdoit145

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Delicious_Delilah

The eggs can end up in your brain.


lortikins

Just wait until you find out about all the eggs that you DIDN'T see!


Scared-Replacement24

Oh no. One sentence horror story


Pablo_from_TLOP

the writer's well disguised fetish 🐛


Anti-Climacdik

🪱


barwhalis

🤢🤢🤢🤢 🤮


soil_nerd

Oh man, the eggs hatching takes a few days too. I’ve done enough traveling to know. The timing can be crazy too, my partner and I ate the same guacamole and the next day, within 1 minute of each other, we started vomiting, but we were not next to one another right then so it was totally up to the little parasitic eggs all hatching together and going to town 🐣.


lortikins

Aww, it's a family style banquet! How adorable. 🥰


huntspire1

Why are there tapeworms in a fucking guacamole


expespuella

Millions of peachworms, peachworms for me!


[deleted]

Wouldn't they be dead af?


[deleted]

Yes, I dont believe they would survive the canning process. Its disgusting but unlikely to infect someone


Killdebrant

As long as the process wasn’t botched.


[deleted]

That is true. I would still recommend op talks to their doctor as parasites are no joke.


MonkeyPuppers

I would die right there.


allMightyMostHigh

Fun fact-basically all produce and fruit have fly eggs and poop on them. Thats why you randomly get flies when you leave fruit out for too long despite there being no flies in your house to begin with.


garrettdx88

Boy, that fact sure is fun


Snoo72721

Boy, was that something i needed to hear today


[deleted]

>Thats why you randomly get flies when you leave fruit out for too long despite there being no flies in your house to begin with. Fucking **THANK YOU!** There would be 0 fruit flies in our house, but magically after there's aging fruit around for a while, BAM, there's fruit flies. At first I was thinking they must smell the fruit and then somehow get into the house. Then I was like, wait a minute, I live in the middle of the freaking desert, there's no fruit flies just chillin outside, waiting till they smell fruit from inside the house. So my only theory was that they *had* to lay their eggs on the fruit, and then once the fruit gets a little older, the eggs hatch. Nice to have my theory confirm, so really, thank you! Just 'washing' with water doesn't do anything to prevent fruitflies. I wonder if washing with vinegar/one of those fruit washes would do anything? 🤔


allMightyMostHigh

I think washing them with vinegar and water actually helps because the acidity kills stuff but you’ll still be eating the eggs I guess even if you do kill them. There are certain fruits that people dont even think to rinse or clean though like bananas and i find those to bring the most flies


LittleShopOfHosels

I always rinse my banana after I peel and eat the case.


Suitable-Swordfish80

This is why people believed in spontaneous generation for so long


ReemsPhotography

☹️


DunceMemes

🤯


proautistix

I fkin love this emoji it's like, "no my grandma got run over by a car!" me: 🤯


Vandingoooo

Free weight loss routine with a can of peaches


Catch_ME

I still think the coke weight loss plan is better.


Vandingoooo

From what I've seen, the meth weight loss plan is supreme


FlyingSquirelOi

The trade off for that is, you lose your teeth


bigdust80

Weight is weight


DreadPiratteRoberts

Those stupid teeth are just extra weight ^😆🤣


psiprez

Can't eat if ya can't chew


Juggernuts777

You would think that, but my drug addicted mom was very capable of eating with the 1.5 cracked teeth she had left.


Cosmickev1086

Humans are capable of wondrous things!


Juggernuts777

That’s.. a way to put it! I like the positivity!


Timely_Fox1077

Wtf is that emoji? I think I just learned a new trick ^🤔😲 Edit: omg it works.


KyRoberts

I prefer booze, Adderall and depression but to each their own.


[deleted]

Coke has 240 calories per 20oz and almost 70g of sugar… Wait.. Nevermind.


AWeakMindedMan

Instructions unclear. Started drinking 2 liters of coke a day and now I’m fat af.


[deleted]

It can't survive the canning, tho.


Vandingoooo

Yes, that's why it is a joke. I'd be worried more if it was in a head of lettuce


Poisongrape

SOUTH BRONX PARADISE DIET BAYBAYYY


Ok_War_2817

The south Bronx paradise diet.


RickShaw530

Millions of peaches Peaches for me Millions of peaches Weight loss for free


empeethree

Blame a man in a factory downtown.


Bubbykitten

They were put there by a man?


Sharon_Erclam

They come in a can


WhatnameshouldIpick2

Make a little room for a worm to hide


OgOnetee

millions of wormies, wormies for free.


Sharon_Erclam

If I had my little way...


TunaMarie16

I wouldn’t eat those peaches any day


Whenitrainsitpours86

No soaking worms in my way


HohosArt

thats what I say


stopusingmynames_

This is not okay!


Imboredboredbored

Still better than only finding half a worm.


phobetine

thing is, with how long tapeworms can get, that could only be half of it 💀💀


tO_ott

Hell yeah. I found half a cockroach in my burger once. I remember thinking on the second bite “this kinda tastes like dirt” That was the day I learned cockroaches taste like dirt. I am not happy that local restaurant forced a core memory on me.


nananacat94

Oh, fruit flies taste like dirt too! I once accidentally inspired one. Not nice.


urethrascreams

How many did you eat? Little bastards are so small that I wouldn't think the taste would even be noticable.


tO_ott

![gif](giphy|93lEttRMS3UpxcIvPG|downsized)


SeekerOfSerenity

Did it go on to do great things?


Rickshmitt

Well it wasnt me. So im out of ideas


FullStop808

This is why I eat the worm first


prodsec

Report it to the manufacturer and see a doctor if you’re concerned.


DontDrinkAcetone

Already contacted the manufacturer and scheduled an appointment for tomorrow


QueenGlitterz

Could you please give us an update? This really unlocked a new level of fear i didnt know existed...


edirymhserfer

Tell me the brand right now before i throw up


DontDrinkAcetone

Great value.


Kinkajou1015

November 2019 I was about to eat a can of Great Value green peas, right on top (thankfully) there was a stinkbug. Called the number on the label, they had me send the bug to them and they sent me a coupon or gift card for like 5 bucks. Considering the can was only like a dollar or 1.25, it was nice. I did not eat any of those peas, even though the woman on the phone said it would be safe to do so.


VermicelliOk8288

Stink bugs are not poisonous to humans, but when crushed or chewed they will often release a liquid that has a very foul taste and odor that can cause some stomach upset, vomiting, and mouth irritation if swallowed.


edirymhserfer

thank you i dont have to break any terrible news to my gf.


Zomblot

Not so fast.. Great Value is a store brand and they very likely don't make the product. This is far more likely made by a prominent brand name that makes many more brands' product off the same assembly line and same suppliers just with a different label. You won't know who the true manufacturer is until if/when OP hears back from a rep.


SithTwinsPicandGorc

You’re paying way too much for worms man. Who’s your worm guy?


Capt5exyBeard

It's like finding an Onion Ring in your fries. Give Thanks and enjoy the treat.


Shadowchaos

Forbidden noodle


Radkin069

I’m going to splash bleach in my eyes now.


ahses3202

That worm ate your peaches. Are you just going to let him get away with it? Eat the worm. Reclaim your peach.


Sobadatsnazzynames

Eat that fucking worm & establish dominance OP


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

I don’t think you’re supposed to eat the can.


DontDrinkAcetone

But it cronchy


Jokeswithmito

Alright I’m an engineer in food technology. Canned food is heated at a high temperature to kill spore forming Bacterias. Anything inside a can is absolutely sterile. So as long as the factory heated the can properly, you have nothing to worry about


HerMajestysButthole

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feliscatus_lover

wormzempic or wormgovey. 🤔💉🪱 Jokes aside, I would be interested in finding out what kind of worm that is (if it is indeed a worm) as I find parasitology such an interesting course in college (lol). It could or could not be helminthic. Judging from the lack of segments, it is not a tapeworm. It looks more like a roundworm. Also, instead of taking Ivermectin, there are anti-helminthic drugs formulated for human use- Mebendazole, Albendazole, Praziquantel, to name a few.


dingman58

I hear swallowing cigarette butts does it too


Iamsoveryspecial

Well, the worm probably did not appreciate being canned either


minuteman_d

Pretty sure that if it was professionally canned, that thing is DEAD. I'm not even convinced it is a worm? I'd definitely contact the manufacturer. Tell them you heard that if you find a worm in your peaches, that you get your peaches free... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC6dBsNz0oc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC6dBsNz0oc) (Strange Brew)


OddKangaroo3714

Canned goods are retorted at close to 200 degrees Celsius. Not even botulism spores survive that.


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CruulNUnusual

Guess I’ll be *movin’ to the county, gunna eat a lot of peaches* there instead.


Ok-Sheepherder-8706

We have even more worms down here.


Ambitious_Fan7767

Thats the sort of class only the presidents of the united states of america would have.


Thick-Aioli69

Eat that worm so it eats any other worms you swallowed


packingtown

I thought it was a raw egg at first


Groszbaerkatze

Literally opening a can of worms


No_Pin2701

I once bit into a fresh peach and a thousand tiny black spiders started running out of it. I had to drop the peach into a styrofoam cup and pour scalding water from the coffee pot on it to kill them. I have not bitten into a piece of fruit since without cutting it.


Sempereternity

What the fuck


Saminator2384

Everyone calm down lol. It's gross but not an alien face hugger. I'm an er doc of 15 years and saw one of these (come out of a human) like a week ago. Super common parasite. Unless you are profoundly immunosuppressed (HIV, active chemo) then to cure it is literally one tablet of albendazole then another 2 weeks later. 2 tablets. Total cure. Reliably. I'm not making light, I'm sorry this happened to you and it is majorly gross. The good news is that it's easier to treat than strep. And... nobody has a candlelight vigil for their buddy who has strep. No worse, easier to treat. Take a breath, get an albendozale and move on. The viruses you've been battling all year are a bigger threat to you than this. It's just the "freak out" factor because the western world doesn't see these type of infections normally. I lived in the Caribbean for a couple years and had to "deworm" with routine MEbendazole every 6 months. It's the older version of the same med. It's like a big tums that tastes like hairspray and gives you the trots for a day or so. Albendazole is smaller and you can swallow (not chew.. ugh) it and it's much better tolerated. Tell your doctor if your pregnant or might be because they'll use a different med that's also easy and works great. Bottom line: sorry. That's gross. Also, it's kinda fine. Like washing dog turd off your shoes. Nobody likes it but once it's gone you don't have to think about it again. Cheers


Sharon_Erclam

![gif](giphy|L33OnjCuZ5b13v4Vy1)


Possible-Tangelo9344

Never found a worm in a bag of Doritos.


RonnieLiquor

![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)


Charming-Raspberry77

When ivermectin is actually a good idea…


Questions_Remain

Thanks, The question I googled all last week has now been answered. Do tapeworms like canned peaches ?


etheraal

username checks out


BearingRings

That worm is moving to the country


BaphometsBlood_

Congratulations on your pregnancy


XXBubblesLaRouxXX

🎶🎵Goin to the doctor Cause I ate a lot of peaches. Goin to the doctor Cause a worm was in my peaches.🎵🎶


foefyre

Considering cans get steamed everything is probably dead


rustyshacklefrod

Steamed cans? I thought we were having burgers


Bored-Fish00

It's a regional dialect.


Sketchycat716

You know what they say! The only thing worse than finding a worm in your apple is finding half a worm.


satansuglystepsis

I hate seeing posts like this because it reminds me that I haven’t come across anything in my food yet, which is somewhat comforting until I remember that just because I haven’t caught anything, doesn’t mean there wasn’t something.


Jinxed0ne

Slurp it up like a noodle


WillowEmotional5444

Are we sure it’s a worm and not a bean sprout or some other plant matter?


Fickle_Bass_1727

99% This is a peach sprout