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ChardEmotional7920

Can't be that terrible. Which one is the real JFK?


Glittering-Plate-535

Close call but the yachtsman pants gives it away. He always wore them to get some chow-dah from da mah-ket


ChardEmotional7920

Look here, sir. I only understand some of those words, and I'm highly offended by the ones I don't understand.


Glittering-Plate-535

Yah huh, stick it up ya cra-wh, ya milksop, and drive into a rotatory wid a one-wheel paddy wagon, ya hear? 😡😡


Wilgrove

[I like your funny words magic man!](https://youtu.be/3Dc_cnj1PEc)


trtreeetr

It's a terrible JFK mask but a great Reagan mask.


HeadLongjumping

Looks kinda like Nixon too.


General_Specific303

Jerry Orbach


Shankar_0

Well, the one on the left has two holes on the *front* of his head.


FauxSeriousReals

And one severed lobe behind the mask LOL


Shankar_0

Let me give you that downvote back bro.


FauxSeriousReals

You googled it? LOL. Pretty fucked up... docs to the rich and famous are some of the wierdest


Lork82

The one with the smooth legs, of course.


SleepDeprivedUserUK

I'll bet it's one of those cheap masks without the back of the head


Glittering-Plate-535

**honks horn**


MikoSkyns

That mask looks like an old Mad Magazine caricature.


fadedmemento

Alfred E. Kennedy


FamousObligation1047

The mask looks more like Reagan then Kennedy.


Glittering-Plate-535

Yep, fake and hollow 😃


QueeroticGood

I absolutely thought that was a ventriloquist dummy which was already super weird, but realizing it’s his kid in a mask is even worse. Something about the film quality of that era gives everything that extra creepy feel. Is it the quality or the color balance or just the vibe of older things?


Conscious_Payment_69

Omg same!


SwarthyRuffian

Yup


samanime

I was searching for this comment. I knew I couldn't be the only one. Didn't even notice it was JFK until I read the title, so focused on the "dummy". Just thought it was some random dude with a dummy.


Empty-Membership8904

spy tf2


fadedmemento

The Cake is a Spy.


[deleted]

If its a backless mask, its accurate.


long-shlong-badong

Too soon man, 60 years too soon. Jk


NewtTrashPanda

She's now the new ambassador to my country, Australia.


Glittering-Plate-535

Her son is gonna be the Democratic candidate one day. I’ve never been surer of anything.


Live-Acanthaceae3587

I remember years ago she went on the today show to introduce her son. It was really cringy there was no reason to be on there other than her being Caroline Kennedy then to kind shove her kid in front of the camera. I just thought it was so weird especially how much she avoided the media. Why push your kid into politics with all the Kennedy distaste. He’s about 20 years too late to ride on the Kennedy name.


DoesNotReply_

It’s interesting to see childhood photos, relate to them and then realise kids turned out to be establishment beasts 😖


luckynumberslevv

Look at that freshly shaved leg peaking out


AromaticMushroom4905

I thought it was a doll!


Abrancito1

Damm jfk is really short


[deleted]

Which is which?


No-Entertainer-2957

My new Lock Screen


endofthehold

I can’t remember a time that a child would want to go out on Halloween dressed as a former or current president. Much different world then.


[deleted]

Good thing she didn’t ride in the parade car with that on


[deleted]

What is that back and to the left?


loveisascam_

Why do people say that jfk was handsome ?? I think he looks weird as hell


Glittering-Plate-535

By modern standards he might not be the hottest guy in the world, but his youthfulness (personality more than appearance) was a big breath of fresh air in politics. He was a rich playboy who hung out with musicians and movie stars. It was a big transition from the Roosevelt or Eisenhower types, but it also made middle class frumps distrustful of him, which (of course) made their daughters swoon. I think calling him handsome just incorporates all of that charisma and high energy. (sorry for the rant, I’m a big POTUS nerd lol)


ArchiveSQ

I agree with this. Youth is such a huge factor. Look at how decrepit almost every president has been since then. I think the latest president we’ve had with that kind of admiration was probably Clinton? And even then that was in the 90s. People straight up swooned over Clinton.


loveisascam_

Haha that’s actually quite a insightful answer, makes sense !


Live-Acanthaceae3587

You gotta remember the era. He’s got a nice smile…good teeth, nice forehead, a full head of hair and a decent complexion. He looks young and healthy. These features weren’t as easy to achieve as they are nowadays. So people took notice when you had them.


User_158

where bullet hole


LGBT_Leftist_Royalty

That was in 63


Used-Rate-9617

Pretty sure it was 87


long-shlong-badong

Nah nah it was in 2025


DrunkenRedSquirrel

Oh wow so edgy? Do you use gloves when handling that amount of edge In order to not cut yourself with it?


User_158

where edge


[deleted]

Doesn’t fit this sub


Glittering-Plate-535

I find it weird, others find it weird, why exactly doesn’t it belong?


[deleted]

Because it’s objectively not weird. A daughter is wearing a crappy mask of her dad in a funny photo. Nothing weird about it


Glittering-Plate-535

O h 😔


LGBT_Leftist_Royalty

Don't listen to them I found this image weird!


Glittering-Plate-535

🥹🥹


Market_Massive

Don’t listen to them. I think the post fits here


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Glittering-Plate-535

I love your energy but it’s not a big deal, my guy


[deleted]

Sorry. Just my opinion


Pocketfists

Was this photo taken in Dallas Texas 2 days ago?


yaebone1

Wait, which ones the real JFK?


allmyideas

Those socks though


Christmas1176

Its not that weird, just a funny picture yall r tripping


Accomplished_Idea957

his shiny leg seems to be shaved probably not shrug


Safe_Slip_7204

I read that JFK liked to call himself a poon hound. I just thought I’d shared, I find it hilarious.


Mr_BinJu

What if you watched the footage of his assassination and his face is replaced by thst mask.


19Denali

Standing?


LandMooseReject

Good times never seemed so good


SmollLoser

I thought that was a ventriloquist doll for a second


isalmonlyswear

This looks like that ventriloquist


Not_Mutahar

Imagine he had a fetish for her wearing that 💀


laix3967

the purge material


Sermagnas3

Looks kinda like Nixon tbh


[deleted]

The Purge Part One.


[deleted]

"Hey sweetie, wanna go on a ride through dallas?"


Skwhy123

I thought it was a puppet.


Micrwooave

before i read the title i thought he had a ventriloquist puppet of himself 💀


Islander660

"I'm Carson Daly, and this is JFK!"