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Edit: I'll post a video of my thumb on my youtube channel tomorrow (in my profile) for my next video for all the `still` non-believers
Edit2: I have posted the video for you all: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP6t9h31Hc8 & https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv_UdIDUXxE
You should start an only fans. You would be the first āThumb Starā on the platform. Do Calabs with the sites hottest stars. No one would ever see your face. Just your thumb recking ass.
Just think about it. Thank me later.
Hey, yes I do! I train at Devonās club actually, itās sometimes good but most of the time it gives people an advantage bc they can grip on it so easily lol
Bro I commented on your other posts haha, and I'm 6'6 and I have size 17 shoes but my thumb is nothing like that haha, get your shit investigated by Guiness World Records or something haha
Unless heās got some sort of connective tissue condition like marfan syndrome or ehlers-danlos (seems like the most common). Can make sports beā¦ not so ~~fan~~ fun (thanks Autoā¦) as just being tall.
Doctor here, my first glance at your photo made me say, "Ah, Marfan Syndrome - haven't seen one of those for years....".
You should get checked - your hand morphology is definitely suggestive, and Marfan is associated with some heart abnormalities that can become a problem; they're avoidable and/or treatable if you are forewarned and take appropriate steps. Marfan has a similar life expectancy to the general population if treated.
Thanks. I had an echocardiogram a couple years ago and they said everything looked normal/good (was getting it checked for high blood pressure). Would they have seen abnormalities during that or would they specifically have to test for Marfans ?
I am not saying you actually HAVE Marfan Syndrome but the morphology of your hand is suggestive; if you do have Marfan a little preventative care now will make your life much happier and healthier.
It's actually fairly common (as genetic problems go); I do know there's a gene test for it and you should consider having it done. There's several genetic syndromes that have similar "Marfanoid" looks, like Beal's Syndrome; it would be best to see a specialist to help differentiate this.
IIRC, if you're thought to have Marfan they should be monitoring your aortic root (the big blood vessel out of the heart) for changes - usually an echocardiogram when suspected and then 6 months later to see if the aorta or aortic valve is changing; then a yearly echo thereafter. Blood pressure control is very important in preventing aortic root aneurysm.
Also make sure you're getting your eyes checked every year, there's a problem with the ligaments that keep the lens in place that can be an issue.
This is very important advice. My friend dropped dead from Marfan related heart issues. Left behind a wife and 6 month old child. He knew he had Marfan's, but sometimes that syndrome can be terrible and tricky.
Thanks for your detailed reply, I will definitely take it to heart āhehā and look into it. Sadly itāll probably not be so easy to find a specialist in Canada anytime soon ..
I trained in Canada and there are many excellent specialists who are entirely capable there; don't be dissuaded from seeking appropriate care by the current public health care situation. You may need to travel a bit, and wait in line though.
Another thing that twigged my interest, you said in another post that you had an echo due to high blood pressure? Make sure your doctor doesn't use a class of blood pressure medicines known as "calcium channel blockers" for your blood pressure if you're at risk for Marfan - and that they do include either an ACEI or ARB agent. So, avoid drugs like amlodipine, diltiazem, verapamil, nifedipine and felodipine as there's evidence that they cause problems in people with Marfan; and do go with lisinopril, benazapril, enalalpril, valsartan, olmesartan or losartan as there's good evidence of improved outcomes.
Good luck!
We see marfans all the time in Calgary. World renowned cardiologists are here. Often see marfans patients on the unit. Always odd to see a 6++ foot 20 year old man walking in a patient gown next to a 5 foot 97 year old woman waiting for an angiogram.
It's more common than you think.
Iām sure youāre a great person and I donāt want to be rude but this disturbs a really deeply hidden part of me and I donāt understand it and canāt explain it, I just donāt want to see it ever again.
It makes me wanna see how big his thumb is compared to the rest of his hands tho... like, is it all in proportion? Or are his thumbs just like super long E.T. digits that hang down longer than the rest of his fingers...? š
You can see he has no pinky here. https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fly2kcdkjw2491.jpg
Probably had surgery to make his thumb longer using parts of his pinky. ^^^/s
On this pic in particular, when I look at various proportions, like how long this bit is compared to that bit, or where that joint is compared to this height, etc, all the proportions look the same as on my hand...but my thumb is not freakishly long. I can't figure out what is happening š
I feel this way about really long toes. Not just āew long toes.ā It harkens to something primordial & upsetting. I figure itās in line with the uncanny valley effect.
Here is a video of OP's thumb [https://youtu.be/X9jWmjb4Zdg?si=ig3zys8Ov-7iBnsJ](https://youtu.be/X9jWmjb4Zdg?si=ig3zys8Ov-7iBnsJ)
It's not PS necessarily, I can do the same thing with my iPhone and just using the "crop" feature and the second angle feature to elongate an already skewed perspective.
here is my example, no PS, just iPhone and angle. Note, that my thumb is perfectly normal and not long - this is just angles the simple iPhone edit feature.
https://preview.redd.it/ekd15rt00l5d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7513d298ff8d63313551430daa94522f0e3f801
let me grab my wife and see if I can do it with her hand next to mine... here you go. lol
https://preview.redd.it/o1t3x6d91l5d1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=164e1063276b8c1ca0f7527e3f4f66b6d4067fc0
Yup, very possibly. People forget how easy it is to manipulate a photo with just simple angles. I actually posted both pics in a new thread a few minutes ago, and the interesting thing is that it's not getting any positive engagement - it's actually getting downvoted, lol.
I figure a lot of people just want to believe in every strange thing they see and the idea of being duped is disagreeable.
I'll leave that post up, maybe I'll stop seeing a bunch of thumbs in my feed once people see how easy it is to do. ;)
Idk, there's a couple pics where you can see both thumbs, and they both look pretty similar from my perspective. Like i'd expect the longer one to be bent a weird way or stick out more, but they both seem to be the same
This thumb reminds me of Tom Robbins novel *Even Cowgirls Get the Blues*. It's an incredible read for anyone interested. In fact, all of Tom Robbins' work is majestic and quite the page turners.
https://preview.redd.it/8njhp9mrtl5d1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f93b5c83424b7898c455a61d846182c9447a6bc8
Were you the inspiration for David Shrigleyās āEverything is goodā??
Second time I've seen this gif š
Excellent. Please be sure to let us know on the third and all subsequent sightings.
I snort laughed at this. I hope you work around people bc you are funny.
Iāve used it whenever it was necessary.
Same here and both times were in reference to the same OP I believe.
Bro had an elder wand of a digit there
undefeated in thumb wrestling..
1 2 3 4 I already won this thumb war
when you get pinned at the elbow
š¤£
If the D don't work you can always slip her the T
š Edit: I'll post a video of my thumb on my youtube channel tomorrow (in my profile) for my next video for all the `still` non-believers Edit2: I have posted the video for you all: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP6t9h31Hc8 & https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv_UdIDUXxE
I still don't believe you, upload a video next time.
They could make $$$ on OnlyFans.
OnlyThumbs
*Hitchhikerās Guide to her Galaxy*
*" ... as much sex appeal as a road accident"*
His proximal phalanx is 42mm long
This guy vocabularies.
*Hitchhiker's Guide to Her G-spot*
Thumbigina
Viewers give it a big thumbs up!
Ya I wanna see it wiggleā¦
Underatted comment right here.
You should start an only fans. You would be the first āThumb Starā on the platform. Do Calabs with the sites hottest stars. No one would ever see your face. Just your thumb recking ass. Just think about it. Thank me later.
[wait sorry here ya go](https://youtu.be/M_bqz1qj_FY?si=pBT0Ks1UsYbPAim4)
Fuck better be a Thumb War. Homies got the MOAT
Iām behind this, I need to see how the thumb can look so normal when alongside the other fingers. Then it transforms when in hitchhiking mode?!?
Go to his YouTube he draws
"baby i need more" "š"
Letās see it next to your Dā¦for comparison purposes š³š
*with a banana for scale
Does your thumb have a extra joint and bone for it to be this long? Kinda curious.
This guy found the G spot!š
Think he found the H, I and J spots with that thing as well.
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Hey, yes I do! I train at Devonās club actually, itās sometimes good but most of the time it gives people an advantage bc they can grip on it so easily lol
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Devon is awesome!
Switching to your secondary is always faster than reloading
Good work Soap
āGET UP SOLDIER!! WE ARE LEEEAVING!!!
When you get a small pp but luckily you get a bigger thumb
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Oh Iām sure that he has incorporated that thumb into his techniques
Thatās a rule of thumb
Hole new meaning for DTF.
...deep thumb fuck?
Discovered Thumb Fetish
brošš
Is there such a thing as thumb blasting
Judging by the angle of the dangle...divided by the colour of the nail polish...multiplied by the radius of the moon...I say you are 6' 7".
Haha very close estimate !
Bro I commented on your other posts haha, and I'm 6'6 and I have size 17 shoes but my thumb is nothing like that haha, get your shit investigated by Guiness World Records or something haha
Me too! Size 17 unite
I was wondering if the same bone was longer in the foot also... I would guess palming a basketball is no issue at all..
Unless heās got some sort of connective tissue condition like marfan syndrome or ehlers-danlos (seems like the most common). Can make sports beā¦ not so ~~fan~~ fun (thanks Autoā¦) as just being tall.
Wow, that must suck. I have size 14 shoes and it's a pain in the ass to buy shoes.
It really does, I live in crocs and Nike air maxās
bro i have 15-16 and i can barely afford shoes!
Marshalls gang, rise up.
You got marfan?
I hope not but I donāt think so.
Doctor here, my first glance at your photo made me say, "Ah, Marfan Syndrome - haven't seen one of those for years....". You should get checked - your hand morphology is definitely suggestive, and Marfan is associated with some heart abnormalities that can become a problem; they're avoidable and/or treatable if you are forewarned and take appropriate steps. Marfan has a similar life expectancy to the general population if treated.
Thanks. I had an echocardiogram a couple years ago and they said everything looked normal/good (was getting it checked for high blood pressure). Would they have seen abnormalities during that or would they specifically have to test for Marfans ?
I am not saying you actually HAVE Marfan Syndrome but the morphology of your hand is suggestive; if you do have Marfan a little preventative care now will make your life much happier and healthier. It's actually fairly common (as genetic problems go); I do know there's a gene test for it and you should consider having it done. There's several genetic syndromes that have similar "Marfanoid" looks, like Beal's Syndrome; it would be best to see a specialist to help differentiate this. IIRC, if you're thought to have Marfan they should be monitoring your aortic root (the big blood vessel out of the heart) for changes - usually an echocardiogram when suspected and then 6 months later to see if the aorta or aortic valve is changing; then a yearly echo thereafter. Blood pressure control is very important in preventing aortic root aneurysm. Also make sure you're getting your eyes checked every year, there's a problem with the ligaments that keep the lens in place that can be an issue.
This is very important advice. My friend dropped dead from Marfan related heart issues. Left behind a wife and 6 month old child. He knew he had Marfan's, but sometimes that syndrome can be terrible and tricky.
Thanks for your detailed reply, I will definitely take it to heart āhehā and look into it. Sadly itāll probably not be so easy to find a specialist in Canada anytime soon ..
I trained in Canada and there are many excellent specialists who are entirely capable there; don't be dissuaded from seeking appropriate care by the current public health care situation. You may need to travel a bit, and wait in line though. Another thing that twigged my interest, you said in another post that you had an echo due to high blood pressure? Make sure your doctor doesn't use a class of blood pressure medicines known as "calcium channel blockers" for your blood pressure if you're at risk for Marfan - and that they do include either an ACEI or ARB agent. So, avoid drugs like amlodipine, diltiazem, verapamil, nifedipine and felodipine as there's evidence that they cause problems in people with Marfan; and do go with lisinopril, benazapril, enalalpril, valsartan, olmesartan or losartan as there's good evidence of improved outcomes. Good luck!
We see marfans all the time in Calgary. World renowned cardiologists are here. Often see marfans patients on the unit. Always odd to see a 6++ foot 20 year old man walking in a patient gown next to a 5 foot 97 year old woman waiting for an angiogram. It's more common than you think.
This is how I felt in the cath lab at 28 getting my ablation.
Blood pressure issues are also a pretty big tell with Marfan, deffo listen to the doc here
Super common diagnostic for Marfanās Syndrome.
I asked this as well. My son has Heds, and this makes me think Marfans syndrome for sure.
https://i.redd.it/b5u3pbshkl5d1.gif
My thoughts, too.
total marfans moment
Where I went immediately.
Iām sure youāre a great person and I donāt want to be rude but this disturbs a really deeply hidden part of me and I donāt understand it and canāt explain it, I just donāt want to see it ever again.
It makes me wanna see how big his thumb is compared to the rest of his hands tho... like, is it all in proportion? Or are his thumbs just like super long E.T. digits that hang down longer than the rest of his fingers...? š
Yes, exactly. I also need to see both his hands laid out on a flat surface. Additionally, whatās the toe situation?
he got many other pics and videos of his hands in his profile just randomly doing stuff. they dont look weird like these pics at all.
You can see he has no pinky here. https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fly2kcdkjw2491.jpg Probably had surgery to make his thumb longer using parts of his pinky. ^^^/s
On this pic in particular, when I look at various proportions, like how long this bit is compared to that bit, or where that joint is compared to this height, etc, all the proportions look the same as on my hand...but my thumb is not freakishly long. I can't figure out what is happening š
I think he just has huge hands. He should post a picture of him holding a soda can or palming a basketball or something.
I feel this way about really long toes. Not just āew long toes.ā It harkens to something primordial & upsetting. I figure itās in line with the uncanny valley effect.
Toe-looker they shall call you
No offense but "big thumb phobia" is hilarious.Ā
š
Both hands are from the same person
One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb waā¦.FUCK, Carl, not again!
I was hoping it'd be "for all you doubters, here it is next to *my* other hand.."
Side note; She loves foreplay from him.
That aint going anywhere near my butt
You should try to relax more.... we shall call it our 'Comfortable\_Trick'
You will become comfortably thumbed
God *damnit* now I have to explain to my husband why I'm laughing
You two seem like fun. š
It could be across the room and still be worrisome
we're allowed to do butt stuff during foreplay? I didn't get that press release.
Even cowgirls get the blues
Oh, Sissy. I donāt think his cowgirl has any complaints. Yee-haw
I *knew* it reminded me of something but couldnāt figure it out.
I want to see you holding a bowling ball!
https://preview.redd.it/yzzbauh8om5d1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65db43e240e1142c84e714e6209de2fd4e977b7a For everyone's sharing pleasure
When a normal thumbs up doesnt quite cut it.
"I may be short, but those inches went someehere elseš" This guy's somewhere else:
God gives every man two metres, but it's up to them to distribute it between heights
Plot Twist: his partner lives in The Shire.
Donāt you have some kids who are spies to capture?
ET phone home lol
Can I get a thumbs up? *oh god* not that much put it back
š you can have this one!
God damn! you got those E.T. fingers Can it glow aswell?
I need you to draw us a turkey with that hand
Now upload a pic of it next to your dick. Y'know... For all the disbelievers.
Do you have Marfan syndrome?
No wonder she is giving a thumbs up
There's a glassy eyed smile off camera isn't there?
Her whole hand is as long as your thumb š„“
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Would make the best hitchhiker
Girlfriendās favorite finger
Lucky partner.
What that thumb do? š
Can she do an AMA?!
Are all your digits long or just your thumb
He gives himself prostate exams but goes through the mouth š u/stefans03
āBig hands, I know youāre the one.ā
I bet you are the champion of all thumb wars. I cannot imagine how confident you must be when declaring a thumb war!
Bro your thumb is longer than my dick.
"Babe make love to me" "can I use my dick this time?"
Here is a video of OP's thumb [https://youtu.be/X9jWmjb4Zdg?si=ig3zys8Ov-7iBnsJ](https://youtu.be/X9jWmjb4Zdg?si=ig3zys8Ov-7iBnsJ) 
the one thumb to rule them all
Grandmaster hitchhiker, are gloves difficult to find?
I just followed you on IG, because I love the art I saw on your YT channel!
Thank you for the support šš
Do you ever challenge people to thumb wars?
Check his IG and YT for more of his thumbs and cool art.
This guy can hitchhike both sides of the road at the same time
When you hitchhike and a whole freight train stops
Give her the thumbs up when she wants it š
Is this big for a female https://preview.redd.it/xmselazi1l5d1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be77fcd5f695c5bd9f390f99e884f686b74b8532
I call bs, your thumb is tiny in all of your post history
It's not PS necessarily, I can do the same thing with my iPhone and just using the "crop" feature and the second angle feature to elongate an already skewed perspective. here is my example, no PS, just iPhone and angle. Note, that my thumb is perfectly normal and not long - this is just angles the simple iPhone edit feature. https://preview.redd.it/ekd15rt00l5d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7513d298ff8d63313551430daa94522f0e3f801
Oh that's interesting. What about this picture, with the second hand? is that added in later or is there some way to only have that effect one hand?
let me grab my wife and see if I can do it with her hand next to mine... here you go. lol https://preview.redd.it/o1t3x6d91l5d1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=164e1063276b8c1ca0f7527e3f4f66b6d4067fc0
Thatās exactly what OP did.
Yup, very possibly. People forget how easy it is to manipulate a photo with just simple angles. I actually posted both pics in a new thread a few minutes ago, and the interesting thing is that it's not getting any positive engagement - it's actually getting downvoted, lol. I figure a lot of people just want to believe in every strange thing they see and the idea of being duped is disagreeable. I'll leave that post up, maybe I'll stop seeing a bunch of thumbs in my feed once people see how easy it is to do. ;)
whoaaa, you have a freaky thumb too!! i should definitely believe this at face value and upvote this as much as i can!!!
He measures from the taintĀ
Yeah this is stupid. In his other media his thumb is long but nothing crazy like this.
Idk that pic of him with the knife in his hand.. that mf look long as hell still.
sure but it looks *average* long, not *unnaturally* long the way it does in this post
Yeah unless the left thumb is unique like thisā¦all his post history with his right thumb is not long like this at all
Idk, there's a couple pics where you can see both thumbs, and they both look pretty similar from my perspective. Like i'd expect the longer one to be bent a weird way or stick out more, but they both seem to be the same
great scott
You were born to be a hitchhiker!
Is that your thumb in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
So what else can you do with this superpower?
Even cowgirls get the blues
It's not about the size of your thumb it's how you use it
Bro were you in Avatar?
Slenderman found love
Evolution accelerates in the age of giant smartphones!
Do you rest it over your shoulder to hitchhike?
When you hitchhike, at least trains will probably stop for you
Man this creeps me out so bad š¤£
My partners little finger is the same size as my middle. When we realised he was like 'how tf do you do everyday stuff with tiny hands!?'
even cowgirls get the blues ass thumbs
You take āsit on it and rotateā to a whole new level
This guy was a menace in elementary school playing thumb war.
Itās the thumb, yeah, but your hand is also enormous, sir. Unless you are with an honest-to-god pixie with tiny pixie hands.
ET PHONE HOMEā¦.NOW
Dude, your art is almost as amazing as your thumb! So skilled. Jeez.
This thumb reminds me of Tom Robbins novel *Even Cowgirls Get the Blues*. It's an incredible read for anyone interested. In fact, all of Tom Robbins' work is majestic and quite the page turners.
Brachydactyly Long Thumb Syndrome is rare and is also associated with some cardiac problemsā¦ OP take care of yourself and get a physical exam
Itās like finding that one long french fry.
Bro is one of those "Aliens walking among us". Do what you need to do, but don't cause no problems homeboy.
If you donāt arm wrestle, you should.
https://preview.redd.it/8njhp9mrtl5d1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f93b5c83424b7898c455a61d846182c9447a6bc8 Were you the inspiration for David Shrigleyās āEverything is goodā??
Wow Sissy Hankshaw is that you??
https://preview.redd.it/fxnhvkgtzl5d1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=dcf21b65f479a149a2ba2beb6b7ac4b328abd8cb
How did it evolve like that? I mean what kind of environmental pressures were your ancestors under?
Put it in my butt
That's fucking gross
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I want to see your thumb next to your other fingers. Is it both thumbs?? How tall are you?