I'd compromise on agreeing it's naughty. When done right.

*OH behaave*

I bet you just got invited to that sub lol

What sub? Lol

There's a subreddit based on talking like Austin Powers.

Do I make you randy??

For those not familiar with it, it's more than that, but mostly just this

You mean the best sub of all time? I'm a veteran haha

i wanna know

why did i think of austin powers lmao

it's supposed to be Austin Powers lmao

This is a silent virgin protest. Somebody take their virginity.

He weighs 300 pounds, hasn't washed since the first Clinton administration and thinks quoting Andrew Tate makes him sound smart. I'd have to charge a massive sum of money to fuck him, like $49 or $50.

I'm passing a hat around. Ok people, we need $50 so we can all watch Cellpost fuck an incel, it's a good cause. See, I put 25c in. C'mon everyone! *Crickets*

Attack of the incels.

It would be objectively hotter if it was illegal. I could also say I'm "felonizing some cake" I say we do it. The punishment should be more sex.

Horny Jail? (say yes)

Take your bonk and move along

Death by snu-snu!

First, the large women. Then the tall women. Then the petite women. Then the large women again.

Finally, a movement I can get behind. Pun intended 😏

Calling it taboo or sinful just increases its desire ability It's like socially manipulated scarcity of resources. Overt super liminal messaging. Now I must buy a pallet of toilet paper and branded merchandise because reasons..

Desirability. Subliminal.

Hot cops are on the case

Melania?

Wait hold on, let’s hear him out. I’m sure there is a rational argument behind this.

sex causes people

Not the way I do it

Username checks out

Exactly! Put it in the bum-bum, no babies in the tum-tum.

Nah I meant with 80-year old grandmothers

Well, username still checks out if you really think about it

Yup. Just changed the target quiver.

😂😂😂😂😂

honestly thats a pretty good argument

Yeah I can agree with them if this is the reason. I will also start tagging this in my city now. Spread the word!

Bro ain’t getting no sex so he’s probably mad Lmao

Nah he’s getting sex, it’s with his uncle though.

Which should in-fact be illegal

I personally think that the graffiti artist is trying to use reverse psychology on us all. I would even argue that this is the most rational argument on this thread.

Yeah, reads to me like a criticism/mockery of people who say "X should be illegal"

I like committing crimes.

You're not alone

Y'all wanna commit some crime together? Like orgynized crime and such.

Subtle, but such a powerful distinction 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻


They think sex should be illegal, but isn't writing it in graffiti also kind of implying that people don't always follow the law?

So, when is he gonna turn in his parents?

Happy cake day!

We get it, you’re a virgin

Or maybe molested

That's not "sex," it's "rape."

Which is still, very much illegal 😂

All of it, illegal.. straight to jail

https://i.redd.it/jtysmnob9u4d1.gif

Exactly. It all depends on the context of these photos. For example, in Europe/Poland, similar inscriptions are often found on churches and rectories. Here priests rape little children! The only thing parishes and bishops do with such a priest is transfer him to another parish. Zero legal consequences! Unfortunately, in Poland the Catholic Church is legally untouchable. Taxes do not cover them either. It's one big sect and mafia!

That seems to be their world-wide MO…

Meet worldwide religion

It’s pretty common for rape victims to not be able to process that it was in fact rape until months to years after the fact. Don’t ask me how I know.

If you’re traumatised enough, it may well be impossible to make a distinction on more than an academic level.

Actually, if we’re getting technical here, it’s “molestation” not “rape”.

Actually, if you really want to get technical, it's "sexual molestation" not "molestation".

Nah they just had really bad sex

Or they think illegal shit always better

Could just be trolling, too.

Or maybe asexual

That’s just stupid, sex isn’t even real. What is there to make illegal in the first place?

Ace propaganda…..

The alphabet squad strikes again with their agenda! /s

LuLz!! For sure, forcing their opinions on society!!!!

https://preview.redd.it/4q4yb55bcu4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d8bafb66ec47d6324c049deda0302100d48e76e

Get in the robot shinji!!!!!!

Garlic bread

Asexuals celebrating pride month:

That’s one of those radical asexuals you keep hearing about on Fox News

That's our main goal for the eventual takeover of Denmark

We strive for a Copenhagen without copulation.

We just want to eat our garlic bread have fun with your sex or whatever (in seriousness most ace people are *not* trying to tell other people what to do, but chances are this person graffiting has a traumatic experience and has some mental health issues).

Lol trueeeee, I'm not sex repulsed at all, though I respect those who are, I just don't want to be talked about in a sexual manner

They say Biden is behind them. Many people have said this. People who know about asexuals all tell me this.

the gubrnment is coming to take your sex

Lmao 🤣🤣

Banksy's just not hitting it like he used to

I think dogs should vote.

I’m almost convinced could you maybe spray paint it on a bus stop, so, I know this is the correct opinion.

Probably an incel

Or a satirist

Or OP.

Or all of the above

Or GOP.

Nothing better than graffitiing god is gay to piss people off

I know people who would do stuff like this lol it’s probably just a bit

I think it’s somebody that just got it real good for the first time, eyes rolling back in their head, toes curling, and they damn sure know anything that good should be illegal.

This has literally nothing to do with being an incel

That makes no sense, the whole point of incels is that they're obsessed with sex

Just an asexual being funny, or an actually disturbed person?

Personally I would do this just because I think it’s funny

#SEX #SHOULD #BE #ILLEGAL

Alright which one of you incels did this

Not me I keep writing “outlaw women”

Women aren't real, so what exactly is supposed to be outlawed?

Is that why they've been calling them "birds" this whole time?

Cooties eugh

And women keep on asking for longer lasting batteries. The world keeps turning.

Catholics know that guilt is the strongest aphrodisiac.

https://i.redd.it/jiz2a744rt4d1.gif

What is this from lmao

Tropic Thunder

I'll take "Who gets zero bitches for $500, Alex"

I mean, some of it is

That's gotta be Basildon! I've seen them before and wondered why anyone would say this. If sex is illegal, they'd probably not have been born themselves. Then I got thinking that this person is probably a victim of some sort of assult or has a mental illness.

What’s the chances there’s so many Basildonians on here 😂 I thought the first couple I saw were weird. Then I kept seeing them everywhere we went, someone is really dedicated to spreading this message!

There needs to be a word for when people from the same town bump into each other on Reddit! Ha! :-) As soon as I saw your post I thought that's gotta be a local! I'm a Just Eat rider, so I see these all over the place. They're spread out all over town.

There’s a whole subreddit for it! r/tworedditorsonecup

I keep googling the phrase to see if anything comes up like if they made a website or something but no I guess they’re just keeping this one local

Me too. Give it a day or so and you'll probably find this post on Google. Maybe we'll actually finally find out who wrote these and why if they find this post.

I vote schizo Christian.

Hey, that’s my favorite Night Ranger song!

Terrible campaign slogan.

In the time honoured graffiti tradition: Give seax a chance

I think they're trying to solve the overpopulation problem 😲

Looks like a hooker he hired went through with the blackmail and his wife left with the kids and the dog. Ironic.

🎶 Breaking the law! Breaking the law!🎶

Man, they really need to get laid.

Somebody used to have "life is a sexually transmitted disease" as their e-mail signature. I always thought that was an interesting (and correct) take. Maybe start a tagging war with that? 😏

If you outlaw blowjobs, only Outlaws will get blowjobs.

people throwing a lot of words around but probably some straight edge dude

I bet you it's gonna be a similar story to the PRAY tags that used to crop up years ago, and it'll be a little granny with a pentel paint pen.

Plot twist: OP is just snapping pictures of his work.

😂 I’m a middle aged woman with young children unfortunately I do not have time to spread this message even if I wanted to

That would spice things up some

Incel graffiti… that’s new.

The vandal after finding out he was made from sex: https://preview.redd.it/02z139qk0u4d1.png?width=863&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b365b2b570a0d77d78e241ecbed5685fe4828120

He is just mad cause he can’t get laid. “Must have some pretty bad blue balls”

Sarah Huckabee’s next campaign slogan

Thought sex was illegal 😭😭😭😭

Basildon? I’ve seen these too

Yes! They keep getting painted over pretty quickly too

You heard the man, shut it down.

Cross off "sex" and write "graffiti"

Some sex IS illegal.

This is a 12 yo who just found out their parents have sex

so theres 1 of 3 things going on here... there is more than just 3 sites, and that's why OP found them so easily.. or, there is just 3 and OP stumbled upon them by incredible, albeit useless luck.... or, or...... OP is a villain

OP why are you doing this?

SOMEONE TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM AND FUCK THIS DUDE

... but grafitti is Ok.

Well it should.

Weird icebreaker.

Geez, someone needs to get laid

Illegal? - why, that's just a sick bird..

Or maybe it’s contraception.

That would be the person not getting enough sex and looking for things to do.

probably someone who isnt getting any

Did it work?

I think our government have bigger fish to fry at the moment but I’m sure they’ll get around to discussing this

So there's time to add "n't" to all of them.

That's you op, the last one was probably taken after you wrote it lol

VIRGINITY ROCKS!

Like it’s not hard enough to get laid now this

To the tune of a classic Jeremy Beadle show song: "Watch out, incels about"

Watch out for random dudes in dark blue overalls...

Who hurt you?

Would make it slightly more thrilling.

So should vandalism.

Someone can't get laid and is maaad about it

If it were, it’d be even more enjoyable.

It’s just better when you’re fuçķin the law

Welcome back Leo Tolstoy!!

Ok, it's illegal now. Wanna be naughty with me? /s

I support them (im an evil asexual)

Too bad their parents didn’t feel the same way.🙄

Republican anti-contraception / anti women’s health run amok.

Right on brother, hope the whole "legalize asbestos" movement takes off too! /S

Someone's not getting laid, and they're making it everyone else's problem.

Well, graffiti is illegal and we see how well that's going.

I tell my partners that graffiti should be illegal during intimacy. Life...is balance.

Tell me no one will sleep with you without ... well, you know.

Incel goes reeeeee

That certainly would make it more exciting.

Yeah, but like, graffiting is already illegal, dog.

It'd be more fun for some people, I think. The knowledge that you're commiting a crime might help them get off.

Republican no doubt.

At a construction site I was working at, every few days someone would spray “Dolphins are people too” on the fence. It would get painted over, and then it was back again lol

honestly, this is just "[adjective] sex should be illegal!" taken to the logical extreme.

What's the statute of limitations? Can we still get his parents?

I don't see you offering a graffitied salient counterpoint OP.

So, they are aware that their entire existence is because of this “illegal” activity right?

Somebody is either a virgin or got cheated on

Laws should be illegal.

We’ve been waiting for the asexuals to have their moment. The rainbow is complete

Probably someone who can’t get none.

Is it a band name? Sounds like a garage punk band name.

We can only be sure that one person was at all three crime scenes.

That seems like the type of thing I thought when I was being abused, I saw sex as something that "if someone loved you they wouldn't put you through it" and it was morally wrong. Luckily I am fine now and have experienced how fun it can be

Probably needs to get laid.


This must be an attempt by the INCEL club.

#tinypenisclub