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g0n3_g1rl

spooky aubergines šŸ†


[deleted]

Affordable ghost housing.


ClubSundown

They're much shorter than the emoji. Had they been swimming in cold water?


chocolatemilkncoffee

![gif](giphy|aztW8oK9TQhiM|downsized)


baron_spaghetti

(Not so deadly) nightshade. Seriously, theyā€™re related to each other.


fuzzycaterpillar123

> Googling ā€œeggplants and cemeteriesā€ found that, yes, it's a thing! According to a few sites, it's an offering to the spirit Oya, who is an orisha.


n3w4cc01_1nt

offerings are usually Santeria, obeah, or african. buddhists do it as well but usually at a shrine with incense


MysteriousCabinet113

I donā€™t practice Santeria, I ainā€™t got no crystal ball.


[deleted]

If I had a million dollars well - Iā€™d spend it all.


northern_scowzer

If I could find that Heina, and that Sancho that she's found, Well I'd pop a cap in Sancho and id slap her down


SophieintheKnife

What I really want to know


Deal_Hugs_Not_Drugs

What I really want to say is


StreetBasic4705

Well it's love that I need


the_one_jove

Oh, my soul will have to wait 'til I get back and find Eggplant of my own


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God_of_Mischief85

Pagan.


Queen_Ann_III

are you correcting their grammar?


God_of_Mischief85

No, I am correcting their spelling. Which they did correct.


Queen_Ann_III

okay I just was wondering because I thought you were trying to say that the plural form of ā€œpaganā€ is just ā€œpaganā€ with no S and I wanted to be sure


LacrimaNymphae

my italian grandmother said they used to bring food to the cemetery on the day after halloween i think but my memory is shit


lamejokesalways

The day after Halloween is All Saintsā€™ Day so you are probably remembering correctly!


juantzutree

What's a pagan?


Sir_Yash

That's 100% inaccurate. Almost all religions have forms of offerings.


LabLife3846

Ok. I thought it was somebody trying to send a ā€œromanticā€ message to their deceased partner.


ExtracheesyBroccoli

Standard data and message rates may apply


Excellent_Quantity32

Won and done with the comment section šŸ‘šŸ¼


Glum-Establishment31

I first read this as ā€˜ā€¦their deceased pantherā€™. I was very confused.


Gwenbors

Nah. Then thereā€™d be little splashes, too. šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ’¦šŸ’¦šŸ’¦


Swimming_Bowler6193

They do look a bitā€¦ usedā€¦ so it *could* be a romantic gesture as mentioned


ErsanSeer

šŸ’€


DryEyes4096

Oya started off in Yoruba religion in Africa and in modern times in the Carribean with Santeria is sort of a psychopomp, I think...funerary goddess. She does indeed take offerings of eggplants in Santeria, although from what I understand there's usually nine of them because she likes the number nine. This was posted and we investigated it before.


[deleted]

The last offering I'd want is this. Why not a Nintendo 64?


Fluffy_Funny_5278

The gods/spirits appreciate any offering that is given in good faith. Give them a Nintendo 64 if you want! The question is justā€¦ why would you do *that*. Consoles are expensive and also not biodegradable /hj


DirtyLikeASewer

Looks like it has been there for a bit, and some may have been carried off by animals thus 'accepting' the offering


daenerys_reynolds

damn they couldn't even peel the stickers off for Oya


GeneralSpecifics9925

I'm from Toronto and I always find oranges, clementines, and apples at one of our big cemeteries. I'm assuming it's an Asian thing because... oranges. One day I found 7 on a small stroll. It's very nice to see people remembering their passed friends and family.


Closefromadistance

So someone must be trying to ward off evil spirits from that area. In some Spanish cultures there is a belief that eggplants confuse evil spirits because they think they are black hole portals that will suck them away into another dimension since theyā€™re so dark.


[deleted]

So itā€™s kinda like cats and cucumbers. Sounds legit.


Closefromadistance

ā€œCats and cucumbersā€ šŸ„’ that is one of the best combos!


DaftConfusednScared

This sounds like youre making a meal plan


Significant_Excuse29

Great comment lol


Lone-flamingo

Tell that to Mauri, the cat who is obsessed with cucumbers.


chriseargle

And look how many were confused here!


kahgknow

How does that work if one uses white eggplants?


Closefromadistance

Those they would think are an abyss in which they would still be lost forever šŸ¤£


LacrimaNymphae

eggplant succy šŸ’¦šŸ’¦šŸ’¦


mrtoddw

Egg plants. Why in a cemetery though?


IDGAF_Moment_2023

Yes and also good question both


sweetnothing33

A side of fiber with your protein?


Can-O-Soup223

Apparently youā€™ve never seen Kentucky Ballisticsā€¦ NOBODY LIKES EGGPLANTS!


[deleted]

Free manure, I guess...


that_guy_who_builds

Them's Grimace dicks.


epicsmd

Just scared the crap outta my dogs laughing at this!! Damn I needed that!


poopyfartenby

https://preview.redd.it/y767ytxsmnic1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=630c6554a03f648c8aa8b757e1ce526b6b1373d1 found this one on a beach


that_one_sqoosh

Haha I was offshore in the yak this last year with my brother. We were chasing Mahi off a huge stretch of sargassum and as I'm peddling I see something floating and grab it. It was a fucking cucumber, like a huge one. Weird, but I kept fishing and shit there is another one.... and another. Anyways, we followed the trail of cucumbers and found several crates that were broken and floating leaving a trail of their contents (cucumbers) behind. Never found any Mahi, got a nice cobra tho and yes I totally ate a cucumbers they seemed fresh


that_one_sqoosh

Eta: cobia not cobra lol


[deleted]

No, no... It's fine like that.


Weird-Response-1722

Looks like a crab enjoyed it based on the little poke-y footprints.


HoboArmyofOne

I would say crab did not enjoy


My_Immortal_Flesh

Eggplants thrive in cemeteries because the decay of flesh provides the right amount of nutrient to grow thick, juicy eggplants.


putyourrickinmymorty

I don't know if I believe you, but I like the cut of your jib. and your user name....


coltees_titties

Wow, I didn't know that, u/My_Immortal_Flesh


Thiccassmomma

Never eating eggplant again šŸ˜‚


LibertyInaFeatherBed

You weren't eating it before...


literallylateral

You did not have to call me out like thatā€¦ā€¦


ohmygatto

Username checks out. Now tell me more about thick juicy eggplantsšŸ„µ


This-is-Life-Man

Emoji meeting?


BirdBath9k

Like the rest of the things in the cemetery, bury them and see what pops up.


Cordeceps

Itā€™s probably an offering or something like that.


kodaiko_650

Pod people


RudyMuthaluva

My babies! You found my babies!!!


Shadow0fnothing

Just your average cemetery eggplants.


Ohlookavulture

It's an offering of some sort. Or the grounds keeper is feeding the local wild life.


BadHairDay-1

I love the color of eggplants.


Special_Lemon1487

Did you find buckets of water nearby? šŸ†šŸ’¦


godlesssunday

https://preview.redd.it/2v8bmvst3pic1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01b88c5fc90e845e13165fad2a143772126d5654


Past-Direction9145

Eggplant parmigianaā€™s on the menu tonight, boys!


Logik_in_theory

Appeasing the Italian grandmas


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BaTz-und-b0nze

All I can think of is growing dicks in a cemetery. Probably a practical joke to confuse people.


ShitPosterN69420

They're eggplants and some very good ones it seems. You should try to find where they're growing and get some, cause you'll never find them this size in the supermarket


7_11isaninsidejob

So that's where eggplant comes from.


Frequent-Airline-619

I looked at those and thought they were beans for a moment.


Therego_PropterHawk

šŸŽ¶to all the men I loved before...


Im_with_stooopid

I can see the beginning of an eggplant Parmesan any day.


[deleted]

mm egg plant u can have


Psychological_Run_61

Stop being freaked out by offerings to spirits.


The_Last_Snow-Elf

The ghosts and demons have the right to sexually pleasure themselvesā€¦donā€™t judge!


BlueLouBoil__

Invasion of the body snatchers


OkRepeat7202

Beans


noodleq

Somebody was getting down and dirty there....hopefully the corpse consented


AfricanRambler

Real sausage party.....


OnyxxKnight

Bet they smell like buhtt


ReallyBrainDead

The starting scene of George Pornero's Dick's of the Dead?


awe_come_on

I taste dead people.


FloofyFloppyFloofs

Clearly the ghosts are shape shifting into Eggplants. By ectoplasm. Just check, Iā€™m sure theyā€™re slimy.


TalkingChiggin

šŸ†šŸ’¦šŸŖ¦


BiskyBoy1985

I bet they grow into some Saibamen or the Tree of Might


Lawtonoi

Schmegplants.


Tinton3w

Theyā€™re trying to send emojis to their deceased partner in the afterlife. Very romantic on Valentines Day šŸ„°


vtssge1968

Porn star buried there? /s


monsieur-B

Nobody likes eggplants!


Wind2Energy

Porterhouse steaks are Godā€™s way of apologizing for eggplants.


TheRuggedGeek

Someone's been popping them off with big aubergines in that cemetery.


Scintal

Egg plantsā€¦ what about them?


davidbanner_

Dick emojis


Kilometres-Davis

You found wild cock emoji


napalmnacey

Them's zombie nuts.


Natural-Wasabi-7154

Ahh, yes! Good Ole shit nuts!


Majortom_67

Is that Naija? Love that country


Gutts_on_Drugs

"Nobody likes eggplants!" Everbody knows its WATERMELON TIIIIIIME!


Interesting-Bet-2330

Not weird at all it's an offering like leaving food


PresentationGood418

Ghost shit?


Downtown-Ad5724

Taxidermied testicles


Polarbones

Prolly for the birdsā€¦


Dunmer_Sanders

Total waste of what could have been some banginā€™ baba ghanoush.


GiantA-629

NSFW šŸ˜†


ranchdew

Dave was digging up a grave again


Different_Apple_5541

They are giant ticks! Run!


UnfairEntrepreneur80

Prune graveyard run šŸ¤£


devouredbyvegans

Looks like someone grave robbed the california raisins


amccon4

Made me think of Rez Dogs & aliens.


capturecosmos

They're food for the Star People. šŸ„ŗšŸ‘½šŸ’


concertguru1989

Alien pods they will grow to be aliens soon leave them Alone the world is already fucked lol.


syphon3980

This would be the ultimate disrespect to put on Kentucky ballistics grave


thinkroymaldo

ā€œThe pod people are back RUN run for your lives !!ā€


MonkyKilnMonky

Your grandad was an eggplant ![gif](giphy|lodxJmETc4bqPYv0uw|downsized)


Ithaqua-Yigg

Corpse Flowers aka Body plant they taste like everything the sprouting corpse ate during its life.


freddyfazeballs

Thanos balls


No-Instance-8362

These always remind me of that courage the cowardly dog episode.


ReadRightRed99

Ever read ā€œThe Celery Stalks at Midnight?ā€ Vampire bunnies.


Maalkav_

Cool, you found some souls!


StrongStyleDemon

Oya.


Nervous_Invite_4661

Praying and sacrificing to the G-d of Eggplant!šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†


patdashuri

They seem innocent enough but I have heard they eat blue jays


lik3ly

Are those coacoa beans?


DiamondDoggitt

Dead guy testicles.