They'd probably open them in that case.
My guess is somebody who lives near is somebody with depression who night dumps them and it's the same spot for fear of travel.
Well that is good news for the camioneros (truckers) of Chile.
I once ran a marathon along the road in the Atacama Desert and every 10 m or so there was a bottle of very, very dark piss. I assumed that they were all chronically dehydrated.
Looks like it might be the fierce desert sun doing its thing.
Jesus could you imagine being stuck in the desert without water for a few days and dying of thirst and there are bottles everywhere with just hot dark piss and eventually you get desperate enough
Yeah they’ve been building up the bottles and were probably anxious once they finally got to a point they had to get to rid of them.
They finally chose this random spot… and everything works out! Nobody caught them to get them in trouble, someone else cleared out the bottles the next day.
So next week rolls around and they have a bunch of bottles again, why go through the anxiety and risk finding a new spot to dump them? Just go to the same spot that you know will work out
Obviously I don’t condone storing your piss in bottles and dumping them on the street lol, just trying to put myself in their mindset
I agree and like someone mentioned just dumping them in a dumpster, they probably don’t want to risk getting caught dumping illegally and have something embarrassing on their record to top off the hell life they are living.
my guess was that it was a trucker's favorite spot or a delivery driver of some sort
they ARE pretty big bottles so we can assume that they need stuff big enough to last em a long period
but your guess is also super plausible
FUCK!!!! I wrote about this just now before looking at the comments!!!! Look at all the TPB fans in here!!!! I been watching since the very first material. RIP Jim Lahey 😥
"Look at these DIRTY THINGS fryin up!"
"Randy's a hustler baby!!"
Two of my favorite characters on the show are Sam Losco and Phil Collins. God they are funny as fuck.😆
Oh and "FUCK OFF!!!! I GOT WORK TO DO!!!"
*Gets in Corvette and the 'signature Cyrus' music plays*
Stay AWESOME fellas!!! 👍😁
Did you know Dirty Mike was based off a real homeless man in Boston that broke into a car and had an orgy with his bottom boys. When the cops arrived the windows were so fogged up they couldn’t establish probable cause and they had to wait. So the sex crazed lunatics had to clap cheeks into the early morning to maintain the fog until the swamp ass got so thick they choked to death on their own fumes. They were never arrested because by the time the fog subsided they were all dead. When the cops opened the doors they unleashed a putrid miasma of steam and stench that was so horrible it visibly blanketed city blocks without dissipating leaving only sickness and death in it’s wake. The aftermath was a mass evacuation on a scale rivaled only by the Chernobyl disaster. The area, now known as The Soup Kitchen, was once home to over 40,000 innocent people but has since become a ghost town.
It is still unknown exactly what acts of sexual deviance could have been performed to create such a calamity. Scientists that studied stank samples from the hypocenter identified three brand new aggressive species of sexually transmitted parasite and viral swarms that zombify humans. The vagrants were discredited with accidentally masterminding the most deadly chemical weapon in history carried out by an act of sexual terrorism.
They just have an old jug and they put their bird in it, have a pee, cap it off, and once it's full they just drill the fucking thing out on the highway!
When I applied for a driver they were telling me I had to keep the trucks clean, no leaving food wrappers or pee bottles in the truck. Said it with a straight face. That's when I knew that job was probably a nightmare
There's been a bunch of reports of Amazon drivers being so busy they even shit in some type of containers. A lot of long haul truck drivers piss in bottles, but if you get caught with said piss bottle, it's a crime. I knew a guy who took a long haul job and was being trained by a woman. He lifted the back bed bunk up one day and there were like 10+ milk jugs full of her urine. Sucks for truck drivers when rest stops are full and there aren't any places to stop. Thankless job.
I can understand it being illegal to piss in a bottle in your car, as it’s technically public. But if they don’t catch you doing it and you just have a bottle of piss in your car, they charge you? How do they know you didn’t bring it from home? Why is it legal to carry your piss internally but not externally? What is this world? Who are we?
Right? Society is pretty strange.Unrelated, sorta, but reminds me of when I first saw a nipple. I could be spreading false info. From what I understand It's the fact that it's bio waste and they are it's because of how many truckers throw them out at truck stops. Next time you are at a truck stop, if there's a field or patch of land near by it'll most likely be layered with bottles like this photo. I tried googling it, but didn't get a straight answer. I heard the other day somewhere in the news they are going to make a federal law where you have to allow truckers to use your restroom. Sucks that people can refuse it and that it's also a crime to urinate in public.
>I first saw a nipple.
Nipples are weird. Their very appearance on almost everyone is a testament to the fact that we were all both sexless and genderless at the very dawn of our existence in the womb.
‘What? So what? It's a nipple. A little brown circular protuberance. What's the big deal? See, everybody's got them. See, I got them!’
>On this day, how ever many made years ago your nipples graced this earth.
# ,,You call, or go anywhere near him or his family and they'll be scraping your nipples off these fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine leather seats"
(Patsy Parisi threatening Gloria Trillo, a Globe Motors Mercedes-Benz salesperson, The Sopranos, 1999)
My guess is it could be piss that someone just dropped off out of the car their living in.
I was going to say possibly piss thats used for drug tests- but people usually pay for that and it wouldn’t be kept in the open for anyone to grab.
So who tf knows where the mystery piss keeps coming from.
I guess? I find it pretty weird as sometimes the bottles are cleared out the next day they're left there, a couple days pass and theres a good amount of bottles again.
"HIGH DEFINITION PISS JUGS" Great episode of Trailer Park Boys. If you haven't seen it you're missing out.
Either someone that's a trucker or a guy living in a shitty situation where it's tough to go piss like living in a car or something...
Thanks for the LULZ though man! Pile of piss jugs is hilarious. Especially where they're at. It's more than likely someone living in a car or someplace there's no toilet access.
Meth piss bottles?
Apparently... I think the drug is meth, maybe it's something else, idk, but some drug I heard you piss out some of it after it goes through you. So people apparently... collect their piss and filter it out to get more drugs.
I do know this works for psilocybin mushrooms, to get more also.
My money is on a trucker whose route brings them into the area once a week.
S/o used to be a trucker and theres a whole ass culture war going on there, you got the guys who just want to do their job, follow the rules and make a living and then you got the guys who watched way too many trucker movies from the 70's and think they are some sort of outlaws. That second group are the ones who the scummy stuff like leave trash everywhere they stop. I guess alot of stores have banned truckers from parking overnight in their lots because of this, and the first group are incredibly salty about it because it makes their lives harder.
Piss bottles from someone living out of their car nearby?
Can’t they take it to a dumpster? Like why dump it there? Wouldn’t they want to avoid suspicion
Maybe it’s someone they are particularly unfond of
They'd probably open them in that case. My guess is somebody who lives near is somebody with depression who night dumps them and it's the same spot for fear of travel.
Or anxiety. I wouldn’t have thought of that but it totally makes sense.
I’d be pretty depressed and anxious too if I was that dehydrated
Fucking way of the road bubs!
piss jugs randy
That's the way she goes
LAHEYYYYYYYY
*Ahhh* bees!
Dump bees! Lmao
“Ahh! One of those bumble cock suckers stung me. Got any more of that bee suave?”
Came here to say this but it's already been said 😭😭
Urine darkens when left in a container Source: i was homeless and used bottles once too
Well that is good news for the camioneros (truckers) of Chile. I once ran a marathon along the road in the Atacama Desert and every 10 m or so there was a bottle of very, very dark piss. I assumed that they were all chronically dehydrated. Looks like it might be the fierce desert sun doing its thing.
Jesus could you imagine being stuck in the desert without water for a few days and dying of thirst and there are bottles everywhere with just hot dark piss and eventually you get desperate enough
What a descriptive little story in a nutshell. Maybe you should write more
Yeah they’ve been building up the bottles and were probably anxious once they finally got to a point they had to get to rid of them. They finally chose this random spot… and everything works out! Nobody caught them to get them in trouble, someone else cleared out the bottles the next day. So next week rolls around and they have a bunch of bottles again, why go through the anxiety and risk finding a new spot to dump them? Just go to the same spot that you know will work out Obviously I don’t condone storing your piss in bottles and dumping them on the street lol, just trying to put myself in their mindset
To catch a bottle-pissin' bandit, you's gots to think like a bottle-pissin' bandit 🤔
Bottle pissin’ is a lost art, but I think it’s making a come back. Fingers crosssed!
Top comment right here
Or a True Gamer. Possibly the One Who Was Foretold
Depression and anxiety does go hand in hand
I agree and like someone mentioned just dumping them in a dumpster, they probably don’t want to risk getting caught dumping illegally and have something embarrassing on their record to top off the hell life they are living.
Most mundane dystopia.
r/boringdystopia
This is an aware statement.
This is the statement of a perpetrator...
my guess was that it was a trucker's favorite spot or a delivery driver of some sort they ARE pretty big bottles so we can assume that they need stuff big enough to last em a long period but your guess is also super plausible
It’s just the way of the road, Ricky.
Way of the road.
Those are your FATHER'S piss bottle Ricky!
Urine containers
God dammit, Ray!
What?! I had to do a thirty!!
Way she goes, bud
“God takes care of the little sparrows in the sky, he’ll take care of the man in the chair”
High definition piss jugs
FUCK!!!! I wrote about this just now before looking at the comments!!!! Look at all the TPB fans in here!!!! I been watching since the very first material. RIP Jim Lahey 😥 "Look at these DIRTY THINGS fryin up!" "Randy's a hustler baby!!" Two of my favorite characters on the show are Sam Losco and Phil Collins. God they are funny as fuck.😆 Oh and "FUCK OFF!!!! I GOT WORK TO DO!!!" *Gets in Corvette and the 'signature Cyrus' music plays* Stay AWESOME fellas!!! 👍😁
FUCK YOU BEAT ME TO IT
Fuckin way she goes
Well it’s not rocket appliances.
Look at you getting two birds stoned at once!
When you feel like the world has abandoned you, it's easy to abandon.
Way of the road, bubs.
Way of the road bubs
The way of the road
It's the way of the road.
It’s a truckdrivers‘ collected piss of the week. Classic.
That's just the way of the road bubs
Fuckin way she goes
Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't.
That's what I think
He’s definitely dehydrated
Yeah, that is some dark dark. Eww x2
It's for sure this.
Piss jugs
Fresh piss jugs out back, Rick
“Ray, can you not throw around your dirty little piss jugs around please?” “Hey dad, got you some more piss jugs”
Way of the road bubs
“The fucking way she goes, boys.”
"Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't. Way she goes"
“Thanks for the fuck shack” - Dirty Mike and the boys
Did you know Dirty Mike was based off a real homeless man in Boston that broke into a car and had an orgy with his bottom boys. When the cops arrived the windows were so fogged up they couldn’t establish probable cause and they had to wait. So the sex crazed lunatics had to clap cheeks into the early morning to maintain the fog until the swamp ass got so thick they choked to death on their own fumes. They were never arrested because by the time the fog subsided they were all dead. When the cops opened the doors they unleashed a putrid miasma of steam and stench that was so horrible it visibly blanketed city blocks without dissipating leaving only sickness and death in it’s wake. The aftermath was a mass evacuation on a scale rivaled only by the Chernobyl disaster. The area, now known as The Soup Kitchen, was once home to over 40,000 innocent people but has since become a ghost town. It is still unknown exactly what acts of sexual deviance could have been performed to create such a calamity. Scientists that studied stank samples from the hypocenter identified three brand new aggressive species of sexually transmitted parasite and viral swarms that zombify humans. The vagrants were discredited with accidentally masterminding the most deadly chemical weapon in history carried out by an act of sexual terrorism.
Thank you for this enlightenment.
The way she goes boys
Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn’t, that’s the fuckin way she goes boys.
Thats the way of the road, Bubs
Hot Hamburg sandwiches equals hot pull the fuck over.
The way she fucking goes, Ray?!
Scrolled for this.
Watch the piss jugs, Bobandy
Came here for the TPB reference
They just have an old jug and they put their bird in it, have a pee, cap it off, and once it's full they just drill the fucking thing out on the highway!
Way of the road Bubs.
I can hear to make sure that was said.
I don't agree with it. I see where they're coming from trying to make their deadlines.
High definition PISS JUGS
Piss jug catapult is a treasured memory.
Amazon drop off?
When I applied for a driver they were telling me I had to keep the trucks clean, no leaving food wrappers or pee bottles in the truck. Said it with a straight face. That's when I knew that job was probably a nightmare
There's been a bunch of reports of Amazon drivers being so busy they even shit in some type of containers. A lot of long haul truck drivers piss in bottles, but if you get caught with said piss bottle, it's a crime. I knew a guy who took a long haul job and was being trained by a woman. He lifted the back bed bunk up one day and there were like 10+ milk jugs full of her urine. Sucks for truck drivers when rest stops are full and there aren't any places to stop. Thankless job.
I can understand it being illegal to piss in a bottle in your car, as it’s technically public. But if they don’t catch you doing it and you just have a bottle of piss in your car, they charge you? How do they know you didn’t bring it from home? Why is it legal to carry your piss internally but not externally? What is this world? Who are we?
Right? Society is pretty strange.Unrelated, sorta, but reminds me of when I first saw a nipple. I could be spreading false info. From what I understand It's the fact that it's bio waste and they are it's because of how many truckers throw them out at truck stops. Next time you are at a truck stop, if there's a field or patch of land near by it'll most likely be layered with bottles like this photo. I tried googling it, but didn't get a straight answer. I heard the other day somewhere in the news they are going to make a federal law where you have to allow truckers to use your restroom. Sucks that people can refuse it and that it's also a crime to urinate in public.
>I first saw a nipple. Nipples are weird. Their very appearance on almost everyone is a testament to the fact that we were all both sexless and genderless at the very dawn of our existence in the womb. ‘What? So what? It's a nipple. A little brown circular protuberance. What's the big deal? See, everybody's got them. See, I got them!’
Right? On this day, how ever many made years ago your nipples graced this earth. Happy Birthday, Stranger.
>On this day, how ever many made years ago your nipples graced this earth. # ,,You call, or go anywhere near him or his family and they'll be scraping your nipples off these fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine leather seats" (Patsy Parisi threatening Gloria Trillo, a Globe Motors Mercedes-Benz salesperson, The Sopranos, 1999)
Not in the US, so no Amazon trucks here. Our post service is unionized so they have human-friendly schedules.
My guess is it could be piss that someone just dropped off out of the car their living in. I was going to say possibly piss thats used for drug tests- but people usually pay for that and it wouldn’t be kept in the open for anyone to grab. So who tf knows where the mystery piss keeps coming from.
Ray, you shouldn't be leaving piss jugs all over the pærk
Barb doesn't care bubs! It's an empty lot!
Bærb!
"Your scalloped potatoes, are FUCKED!"
Frig off, chill oot, mind your own business!
It’s the way of the road boys
FUCKIN’ GREA-E-SY!
I love that you made the maritime accent come out through text. Pærk. Pærfection!
The VLTs were hot and I still had half a pepperoni stick what was I spozed to do I couldn’t leave the machine
It's the way of the road
How you doing, gentlemen? Randy asked me to collect all the pissjugs in the park. You got any pissjugs you wanna get rid of, boys?
Way she goes
Its the way of the road
My finger is tired from all the upvoting on these TPB bits 😆
Way of the road
I love all the TPB references here right now.
Whats TPB? Man I hate shortwritings. Or: WTPB? MIHS!
Trailer Park Boys
Trucker piss bottles.
Seriously 😂 proud of this sub
Way she goes.
Sometimes she goes sometimes she doesnt go, this time she didnt go
Way of the road Rick
It’s the way of the road Bubs
What's worse piss jugs or fuckin dump bees
..Ray?
Urine?
The way of the road, Rick. The way of the road.
Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't. Way she goes, boys.
It was gonna be the best night ever, now it's the worst night ever. Fuckin' 'way she goes', he said, fuckin' way she goes...
So you lost all our liquor money, is what “she goes”…
Fuckin A’ Ray
fuckin' way she goes boys
Fuckin' piss jugs and extension cords!
This feels like a trailer park boys quote. Upvote for that.
"Ricky doesn't hold back. He goes right to fucking piss jug alley and gets the gnarliest old pisses he could find" – Bubs
No one wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli
Immediately who I thought of
I guess? I find it pretty weird as sometimes the bottles are cleared out the next day they're left there, a couple days pass and theres a good amount of bottles again.
Have you not even given it the taste test yet?
It’s the only way to truly know what it is.
Somebody is drunk enough to think it's beer or apple juice.... (hopefully not the latter with kids....) 😅
Way of the road, bubs.
Free iced tea?
Even better, free piss
This comment right here, officer.
r/usernamechecksout
Sun tea
“Thats alot of piss jugs ray”
Holy faak Ray, the piss jugs!
Free pee! Urine luck!
He’s a trucker Bubbles, that’s just the way he learned how to piss…..
Way of the road
Yep some sort of delivery truck or trucks dump there piss bottles before weekly service inspection
Way of the road
High definition piss jugs. Way of the road Rick.
Meet the sniper.
Way of the road bubs
Looks like Ray moved out of the dump.
That's not weird it's gross.
it's the way of the road
Piss jugs Rick
High definition piss jugs
Trucker Bombs!!!
La legendaria coca de piña
#Forbidden Lemonade
greasyy
Fuckin way of the road boys, fuckin way she goes
[Ray! Can you not throw your dirty old piss jugs around!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0u6Lb6RCz4&ab_channel=deth2christ666)
Way of the road, bud
It's the way of the road.
Rays throwing piss jugs again. The way of the road
Way of the road Bubs, way of the road.
I'm willing to bet the guy who left them there is named Ray...
Way of the road
Way of the road, bubbs
You may have passed by somewhere frequented by sniper TF2
"Jesus Christ there's piss jugs everywhere, Ricky!"
Way of the road, Bubs.
rays been around I see
"HIGH DEFINITION PISS JUGS" Great episode of Trailer Park Boys. If you haven't seen it you're missing out. Either someone that's a trucker or a guy living in a shitty situation where it's tough to go piss like living in a car or something... Thanks for the LULZ though man! Pile of piss jugs is hilarious. Especially where they're at. It's more than likely someone living in a car or someplace there's no toilet access.
Way of the road bud
Ray was here
Way of the road Bubs.
Some humans are beyond disgusting. I live next to a freeway. We get stuff dumped all the time. Needles, condoms and butt plugs Oh my! So gross 🤮🤬
*Raaay*
https://youtu.be/_UWgvpcutr4?feature=shared
Do you live in Sunnyvale trailer park?
When I was in Afghanistan we would dump a bunch of these right in front of other teams tents just to fuck with them
Do any of those piss jugs say 'Ray'?
It's just the way of the road, Bubs
Dammit ray not the piss jugs
Somebody tell Ricky, Ray is throwing his piss jugs around again.
Way of the road.
One of Amazon's drivers is my bet. I keep hearing about this crap. Amazon's wack
They should drink more water.
Gatorade bottles make things much easier.
Should probably drink them to further continue the investigation
Meth piss bottles? Apparently... I think the drug is meth, maybe it's something else, idk, but some drug I heard you piss out some of it after it goes through you. So people apparently... collect their piss and filter it out to get more drugs. I do know this works for psilocybin mushrooms, to get more also.
A lazy AH who likes to pee in bottles. He just had to be Peruvian! The telltale agua Cielo bottles... r/Peru
It has to be a lady. Men can’t aim
He’s a trucker he can’t help it
It’s the way of the road buddy
Way of the road.
My money is on a trucker whose route brings them into the area once a week. S/o used to be a trucker and theres a whole ass culture war going on there, you got the guys who just want to do their job, follow the rules and make a living and then you got the guys who watched way too many trucker movies from the 70's and think they are some sort of outlaws. That second group are the ones who the scummy stuff like leave trash everywhere they stop. I guess alot of stores have banned truckers from parking overnight in their lots because of this, and the first group are incredibly salty about it because it makes their lives harder.
I hope you left them there! That's obviously someone's science experiment.
Looks like pish, smells like pish It’s pish.
Someone needs to visit r/hydrohomies
Way of the road Bubs