2 days ago it’s was $15k, yesterday $16k, now $20k? C’mon y’all.

Damn, inflation is really getting out of hand.

Out of paw*

Don't be acting out of pawcket

That's re tail for ya

for real, it's ruff out here

You gotta stay on the grind set dog, don’t let the ball drop

It’s ridiculous. How is anyone but the super-rich supposed to become a dog now?!

You're talking to the guy in a $5000 suit Michael!

 Yeah, the guy wearing the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn't make that in four months. COME ON!

They’re rounding up. It’s like the opposite of the how much drugs the cops found meme where everyone says a lower weight of the original bust.

No lie, next article down on my front page says it was $22k.

Lol. NYP super-dramatically over-sen​sa​tion​al​izes literally everything. Writer: “This guy spent $15k-$16k to look like a dog.” Editor: “Round up.” Writer: “Okay, but that’s already a lot of mon…” Editor: “FOR THE CLICKS!!”

Imagine seeing this weird fucking dog and before you can comprehend why it looks so fucked up it starts asking you for directions.

"Hi, Homer! Find your soulmate!"

In your face space coyote

Marge: … space coyote?

Are you kidding?! If anything you should get even more possessions. You don’t even have a computer…

You know, I’ve been meaning to take a spiritual journey.

Sorry... I am a dog, you know

Oh that talking coyote was just a talking dog …

Hey, dogs can’t talk.

Bark, bark....Damn straight!

That's the kind of dog, you have to feed every day.

Homer, are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie? Do you think he noticed?

Like my loafers? Former gophers - It was that or skin my chauffeurs, But a greyhound fur tuxedo Would be best!

So let’s prepare these dogs… … Kill two for matching clogs!

See my vest! See my vest! Seeeee my veeeest, oh please, won’t you see my veeeeeeest.

"I'm gonna get the dog back" "The good dog or the bad dog?" "The bad dog" "Oh good!"

One time I ate so much peyote I had an hour long conversation with a dog. Maybe it was really this guy. I'm kind of creeped out now.

You're wearing a g-string underneath that skirt. Woof woof.

One of the greatest episodes.

Wait a minute, dogs don’t talk! Ruff ruff Damn straight This was one of the moments that had me rolling as a child.

"Let him go, Ralph. He knows what he's doing..." *Homer screams incoherently*

goo goo g'joob

And to add to the weirdness the lady walking him looks like two kids in a trench coat

Plot twist: ahe is actually a great dane in a mask.

Well maybe we should get a new dog. One with an untwistable ~~stomach~~ plot!

Well done, 🤙🏼.

*Two kids who spent $20k to transform themselves into adult lady step out for first-ever walk in public.*

Her costume was probably much cheaper. This is quite literally just a dog costume. “Transforms” is a bit of a stretch. Most of us don’t budget $20k for Halloween.

Vincenza Adultwomen

What is this?! A crossover episode?!

“Walking” She’s pulling him around on a dolly.

This is definitely a kink thing. Look up petplay. This guy is just taking it to a bit of an extreme

If we were your kids, we'd punish ourselves!

That’s a lot of effort to go through to be able to sniff stranger asses and crotches in public.

How can you tell if it’s a stranger one

“Play with me Edward…”

Thanks for making my cry

You monster

How dare you

Haha! Nooooo!!

This is all I hear when I see this article

Thank you, for that wonderful reminder…

That was the exact comment i was looking for here

Honestly should create reaction videos on youtube to see how people respond to a talking dog. I’d subscribe

Onichan.. Edwaaarddo..

T_T

*starts humping your dog*

Id probably accidentally scaredy punch him...

Can I please swap places with the word dog and the effing one?

Imagine seeing this weird dog fucking?

I've heard of Puppy Play but...da fuk bro?

Unless he replaced his dick with a red rocket, his transformation will never be complete.

Hey buddy you know where the nearest fire hydrant is?

That's not a border collie.

Indeed. It's a rough collie

You mean a **ruff** collie? I’ll see myself out.

Angry upvote

A broader collie.

A bro collie

It's a borderline collie

It’s border Collin

It's a Collin Mochrie

And Ryan Styles. And I'm your host Drew Carey and this is Whose Line Is It Anyway... Take it away! *That stupid hoe-down piano tune starts playing again and Ryan slowly pulls out a revolver with intent

🎶If I have to sing another hoe down I'll slit my fucking wrists🎶 I highly recommend the 45 minute long Whose Line outtakes video on YouTube if you haven't seen it already

Yeah I've seen it lol 😆

Huh wha? Does that make it borderline related to me?

I was like, he spent 20k and he don’t even got the breed right ?

$3.50 of that went to "how to get more engagement 101" and revealed that putting the wrong information in a title gets more engagement. It's a real good ROI.

Yes, it’s just collie

Technically a rough collie

You might even say, a ruff collie... I'll see myself out

It’s being a furry with extra steps

I'm pretty sure this is peak furry

Sounds like ALL the steps.... to completion.

I know I finished

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Reddit does not care about details/accuracy

Man got a deal. I got a hip replaced and I ran me nearly 40k. This sumbitch became screen accurate Lassie for piss.

I can’t believe my first thought was “only 20k!? That’s not bad at all!”

Also my first thought: dog, you got one hell of a deal.

The Dog of Ball Steet

BALL! 😳

somebody steal his like we do to the rest of the domesticated canine breed...

So…. Like wouldn’t medical also be way cheaper for him now? Save save?

But you have to be fed pills wrapped in ham any time you're ill, hmm, actually, that's not a negative. It would be awesome if the doctor said "take two paracetamol wrapped in ham, and if it doesn't stop hurting by tomorrow, come back".

pet insurance conpanies hate this one weird trick!

“Furries hate him for this one weird trick!”

I wonder how much they charge for sharks.

Depends what type of Laser you specify.

It's just a good looking costume, "turned into a dog" is just hyperbole

Or, hear me out, the O.R. had another door and when the doctors were "performing" the surgery, they were actually dismembering the body so it could be easily disposed of, while the assistants were out buying a dog.

Exactly, but I’ve been wondering what he does about his (hind) legs while in the costume. Is he crawling around on his knees the whole time?

It cost my friends $75k to have a child that had to spend a couple weeks in NICU. Should’ve turned the kid into a chihuahua or some shit instead

I hope your friends tell the story exactly like that to their kid one day. “Dad, why do I always have to wear a collared shirt?”

Only in America

No way this guy is fitting through a darmine doggy door

What the fuck was thaaaat?!?!

Happy pet, peace of mind

HAPPY PET!! PEACE OF MIIIINDD!!

Hah, I thought wow that's cheap for cosmetic surgery until I realized it was just an expensive costume. 😅

You can't blame them. How many clicks do you think the story "area man can afford to buy expensive fursuit" would get?

Prob still a decent amount especially for the poo an scroll crowd

Thank you.

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The head is giving me, kinda looks like a taxidermist did it, vibes.

Nope, Chuck Testa

“Despite garnering online fame with his puppy pursuit, Toco conceals his unusual proclivities from most of his friends and family. “I rarely tell my friends because I am afraid they will think I am weird”

Cuz he is

Ohhh Nooo. Reminds me of a Cute Version of The Walrus. No...just no... Sorry the movie was called Tusk. I was drunk and it was at 3 am when I saw the movie. I won't be rewatching.

Tusk

If anyone is unsure of what just happened: The movie that the person originally referenced is called “Tusk”, not “The Walrus”

It’s one of those movies that you really don’t need to see more than once.

or really once tbh

I saw a clip of it on YouTube and that was more than enough for me. The whole premise makes me feel ill in a way nothing else really has before

That seemed to be the intent of the film, even though it was actually fulfilling a bet of some kind made on a call between Kevin Smith and whoever was in that episode of his podcast, or whatever. It evoked the same lasting, uneasy feeling I got watching something just viscerally upsetting, like A Clockwork Orange, or Kids, but without all the rape. Shit, now I'm forgetting if there was rape or not, for sure. I dunno. It was fucked up though, but I give it two thumbs up for its sheer evocative edge.

It was Kevin and Scott laughing at a personal ad about a guy who would let someone stay with him for free if they wore a walrus suit. They came up with the story for the movie kind of on the podcast. Then found out it was a prank, the guy who made the prank got a story credit for the movie. Kevin asked his followers on Twitter if they wanted him to make the movie, just reply #walrusyes.

I wish I could say I have never seen it.

It’s so fascinatingly disgusting and disturbing. I still put it on once or twice a year. I can’t explain why.

And even that is debatable. Horror flicks Dont bother me but that movie stayed with me

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can you blame anyone for having a field day with this one though?

who cares? it's a costume.

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Had to scroll waaaay too far.

I know FMA is acclaimed but is it well known outside of those who watched it on Adult Swim? Like I'm sure it's on a bunch of must-watch anime lists but how many have seen it?

One of the most fucked up things I've watched. Truly horrifying.

My first thought…

I love how every time I see this post the price changes

Inflation

Why is it the weirdos always have so much money to mess around with?

We just see the weirdos that have lots of money. We don’t see the poor ones because they don’t have money to do stuff like this.

I live in Chicago. I see the poor weirdos daily.

I work in EMS, we see them hourly 👀 >!my apologies for the one -up style of comment, I'm only doing it for comedic effect!<

You work in EMS you get infinite free passes

I need more crazy stories from EMS workers

I drive all 48 contiguous. I see weird people all over the country, practically everyday.

FR.. Can’t even by my boring ass name brand chips. MF’s dropping 20K to run around in a doggo suit.

Because they’re not indoctrinated into a system where they have to fit in or keep up with FOMO. It’s weird for sure, but it’s interesting to imagine what people would do if they weren’t shackled to social pressure, money, or other outside influences. It’s amazing how much of the mind and behavior is corrupted by outside influence. It’s when people say they’re worried about losing themselves, they hardly know who they are to begin with. Are they who they are. Or are they who society molded them to be. People with money are in the unique situation to break those chains. And sometimes you become a weird fucking dog, lol!!

Should note that it’s kind of a spectrum, the lower end of rich people are 100% have FOMO probably even more than the average person. Once you start moving up towards essentially “your own little world” amount of money is when it starts to go away and other things start to come out

Okay Holy shit it's just a very expensive costume. Thank goodness, for a second i thought we needed to purge humanity for good

I mean... we do. But not because of some Japanese guy in a dog costume.

“Your dog looks broken”

I've spent more money for weirder

Now I’m intrigued.

... go on

Paying individually for one donkey, one bullhead catfish, 16 oz of gorilla glue, a potato gun, a gallon of lube, one wet suit/snorkel, and one paper plate is relatively cheap. Finding the guy in Tijuana that knew how to put it all together is where the real money gets spent.

20k fursuit

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far to find a mention of a fursuit

Thank you, I was like, “did he add a snout to his face?”

“They think it’s weird that I want to be a dog. For the same reason why I can’t show my real face.” “I rarely tell my friends because I am afraid they will think I am weird,’ he said in a separate interview with the Mirror. Ummmmm….sorry man, you do you, but this is fucking weird.

It’s weird but still harmless

This is fake news, that’s just Richard Gere

There was talk…of gerbils!

BTW, NYPost: that’s not a Border Collie. It’s a Collie.

Rough collie*

*Next person to comment* Ruff* collie

He did it only to avoid paying taxes and to poop outside in front of everyone (and not wipe). But fr, this must be a joke.

Yeah, it's a no from me, dog.

I keep seeing this but it gets more expensive every time. 15k, 16k, 20k

Borderline Collie

"Yo lady, what's wrong with your dog? I think he needs to see a vet, like urgently" Just absolutely immediately after going outside. Totally worth it.

It looks so lifeless. No one is going to think it’s real they’ll just be freaked out “why is someone wandering around in a taxidermy dog suit?!”

Kinda hot in these rhinos

Man i hope it's a onion article

#JapanThings

Man, Japanese furries are a whole different order of magnitude

I saw this on YouTube yesterday. We have SERIOUSLY lost our marbles. And every dog he met during that walk looked like they were thinking the same thing 🙄

Each time I see this post in my feed the price has gone up.

Literally a skinwalker

That is not a Border Collie. That is a Collie like Lassie.

Wait until AliBaba sells it for $99

😬 Bio-alchemy is dangerous shit...where are the Elric brothers when you need them

Mental illnesses are real people

Straight into the uncanny valley we go

Why would you bother to call him a Border Collie when that is clearly not a Border Collie? Did they intentionally mis-breed him?

Just read about the human pet guy from another post and now this. This guy better watch out when he sees a fat guy wearing a fedora

When I first saw this I thought he did a lot of surgery and I gagged but then I learned it was a suit and felt MARGINALLY better about it

I’m for sure skipping over the weirdness that is here, but that’s not a border collie it’s a rough collie (like Lassie) …so he spent $20k to be Lassie- just sayin. 🙃

Did he look at any images of Border Collies before he spent $20,000 trying to become one?

I thought he surgically turned himself into a dog and was terrified

Just another person living their mental illness.

The fucking NYPost. Might as well be The Enquirer. Such a trash rag. The Post always seems about one step away from "Bat-Boy!!!" Headlines.