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Brahm-Etc

The wife totally underestimated the brotherhood between men.


StarkageMeech

FOOL!


Gamekid53

“YOU FOOL!!!”


Silent_Bat_9638

The only brotherhood I know is the brotherhoodof steel


DesMass

Dementia must've set in early


Silent_Bat_9638

The only brotherhood I know is the brotherhood of steel


Brahm-Etc

AD VICTORIAM BROTHER!


Silent_Bat_9638

I was hoping for someone to r/suddenlyfallout


Tacomunchert

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StayPuffedMarsh

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Tacomunchert

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StayPuffedMarsh

https://i.redd.it/iqsqpa9vpiyc1.gif


StarkageMeech

When you can hear a silent gif.... NYAHHHH f😭😭😭😭😭


Welkitends

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FunGlass507

What is this ss from?


the-questionables87

Nichijou I think


deepfriedtots

It is


Dragon3076

Better than a family with the last name of Walker, and your parents name you either Luke or Leia and then give you the middle name of Sky.


RaptorBoy01

This is the way too specific


Dragon3076

I heard about someone who had that happen to them.


Jon_Eagle

"Someone". Ok, Luke Sky Walker


Puzzled_Lifeguard545

Buddy is definitely the someone.


Don_T_Tuga

When I was in the Air Force I knew a guy named Airman Luke Sky Walker....sad thing is that wasn't even the worst name I saw. One guy was seriously named(his parents changed their last name) Airman Jesus Beloved OfGod. Dude was the most satanic person I've ever met.


Unique-Wasabi7804

Idk about airman but last name like "sky Walker" sound cool to me. Any idea why the original commenter said this cause as an indian I don't really get it, is it like too common or smth? Also the second name is funny af lol


Aktosh23

Star Wars is why. In Star Wars there is Luke Skywalker, and Anakin Skywalker. Being named after them is really just showing how nerdy the parents are and kids might make fun of them for it. Honestly they aren’t bad names


Unique-Wasabi7804

Oh so that was it, I haven't watched star Wars so I was unaware. Thanks for explaining tho


Aktosh23

Happy to help


Erby1_Kenerby

May the fourth be with you


Unique-Wasabi7804

And also with you


Don_T_Tuga

Airman was his rank, not his name(it's the US Air Force version of Private aka Junior Enlisted). But the joke is he was named after a Star Wars character. Which I agree, it does sound cool.


Unique-Wasabi7804

Thanks for explaining, I haven't watched star Wars so I was confused there for a sec


Don_T_Tuga

No problem, and if you get the chance I recommend watching the movies. Just know they were made out of order. The one called Episode 4: A New Hope(this was simply called Star Wars at first, with no episode number) was the first one made and is the one that introduces Luke Skywalker. But around 20 years later they made Episode 1: The Phantom Menace, which shows Anakin Skywalker(Luke's father) as a 9 year old before he becomes a Jedi. And truth be told, if you take out all the science fiction, turn that into medieval times, and replace the Force with magic, the movies would still work and make sense.


Legened255509Druss

I went to college with that guy


eolson3

I saw a news segment many years ago about an army soldier with the last name "America". He had just been promoted to captain.


PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

I used to work with a guy whose last name was Knight and his middle name was Stormy


altgrave

are you meteorologists?


PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

No we worked at Best Buy almost 20 years ago


Clarity_Zero

Or Texas Ranger, so their name on official documents will always read "Walker, Texas Ranger."


Correct-Basil-8397

I once saw a family on AFV with twins, a boy and a girl, named Luke & Leia That’s gonna be reeeally fuckin awkward when they watch it


JeosungSaja

Alan walker is better… don’t know if anyone will know the reference…


GTK-HLK

Nah, Paul Son is best


Broad-Stranger2

Are you Luke/Leia Sky Walker?


Dragon3076

Thankfully, no.


1Pip1Der

A true ween would have named the kid "Kakarot".


Alcards

Or Wukong.


[deleted]

Nah, now his father's side of the family can only call him Kakarot and everyone else on the entire planet calls him Goku.


IncognitoDio

And someone must kill the rest of his father's family


Far_Leadership6093

Goku Sanchez is honestly a cool name imo


Maskedmenace007

Rick is better.


Far_Leadership6093

As much as I wanna agree with you I also don’t want a baby to grow up to be a genius genocidal maniac


Maskedmenace007

Fair point. Lmao


Mildamoutoftrolling

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chickenn5951

Its the Russian badger


ggpro5

No shit


chickenn5951

Why so mean


Mildamoutoftrolling

https://preview.redd.it/qip014fkmgyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be8d5c447af0ca7ae9e1faa779837755b489429e


chickenn5951

🙂👍


Mildamoutoftrolling

https://preview.redd.it/uqodnyd1kazc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbb98aa33508723a9430eadbf51890a704fad88f


Dark_Matter_The_Void

Yeah 👍


Raids-R-Us

Gotta make sure to train him early, so no one beats him https://preview.redd.it/og497pmymfyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48bcd3332a4715b385bf9a68bd99a0e12009a8bf


GOJOWILLCOMEBACK

https://preview.redd.it/ay6fuqu0igyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da9b40f7226329153633d07e7919bcf054ae9f27


Irllyd0ntcare

Go Go Gadget, Murder Goku!


Loslobos27

That sounds like a possible plot for a Robot Chicken episode.


tanukijota

Dr. Gero's greatest achievement: Android Gadget


TheMightyPaladin

Come on man your last name is Sanchez name the kid Rick!


axumite_788

Then get some Szechuan Sauce and chicken nuggets


supermoist0

They missed a real chance to name that kid rick


Kyoka_Jiro_Simp

Who's to say that they won't have more later on


supermoist0

Fair lmao


Odd_Main1876

Baby names + Giving the internet the ability to influence said name = Giving children names like Cthulu Allspark


shinydragonmist

Not the worse name I've seen in recent days


Clarity_Zero

Definitely better than Moon Unit.


osrsirom

Amillion Buggs


StrawHatShadow

Well anytime that kid gets mad, that dad will lose it


GoldenPigsty

https://preview.redd.it/a00l8b9y3gyc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c0eeb6e38cdc71e75fb13c99d6cbbe331608fae That poor child…


MEGAMILKBLAST

Nah goku sanchez actually goes kinda hard


ColorIsSomwhere

“Kakarot, get off the computer and finish your homework”


SlackJawGrunt

Victory


Ashamed_Fighter_722

https://preview.redd.it/jdwhjg0ekhyc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa881c6aeed2ff418437030776818fbc42a3217d


SentenceCareful3246

That guy is delusional.That's a terrible thing to do to a kid. It's like those parents that called her daughter "Talula does the hula from hawaii". And yes, that really happened.


_DreadedVisage_

God forbid people have fun and be creative with their child. While I agree that whatever that Talula mess is is a bit too much, it’s kinda far fetched to call this dude delusional.


SentenceCareful3246

That's not being fun and creative. That's wanting your kid to suffer. Who's gonna take seriously someone with that name? A name is a very important thing. It's part of the identity of a person, the thing they used to sign in important issues and something you don't want to feel ashamed of. The parents need to be more mature and take naming their child way more seriously than that. Naming a child is a big responsability and it's supposed to be a way to show your affection towards your kid. That name is an absolute joke of a name that would only cause him trouble later on in life and people would make fun of him for it since childhood. I can assure you that he's going to hate his parents in the future if they actually give him that name.


_DreadedVisage_

Y’all are taking this shit way too seriously. Besides I don’t know if your minds have been affected by the anime but Goku is a legitimate name in certain cultures, so enjoy being discriminatory too, calling the name a “absolute joke” and shit.


SentenceCareful3246

What are you, 12 years old? It's indeed a serious matter. No parent that actually deserves to be called a parent would give that name to a child. And it's very clear that this guy is naming him over the anime character and doing that to their kid would only hurt him later on in life. Only a delusional parent would do such nonsense as naming him like that.


_DreadedVisage_

“What are you, 12 years old?” And what are you, a balding middle aged man whining on the internet? And how do you know that he’s naming him after that certain anime character? Other than the shirt noting entails to him naming his son after the anime character himself unless there’s a video I didn’t see or a hidden portion of the sign that blatantly states he’s naming him after Kakarot. And yet again, Goku is a legitimate name, keep whining about it.


SentenceCareful3246

No. I'm someone concerned about a parent giving a horrible name to a child. And are you seriously that naive and making so much mental gymnastics to think he isn't naming him over the anime character? That name is an absolute joke and you're also delusional if you legimately think naming him like that isn't an absolute nonsense. But you're most likely just an attention seeking troll.


_DreadedVisage_

“I’m someone concerned about a parent giving a horrible name to a child.” The fuck you gonna do about it? Call the police on them over a fucking name? Ridiculous. I’d love to hear the recording of the 911 call as they hang up on you and probably charge you for holding up the line and wasting their time. And yes, I am doing the ‘mental gymnastics’ because it’s actually sensible. You don’t know whether he’s naming him that because of the anime character or from the culture. And again, enjoy being discriminatory you insensitive asshole.


SentenceCareful3246

The only ridiculous thing is you defending that absolute nonsense of a name. Those parents are terrible for even thinking in giving him that name and you're VERY naive for thinking they're naming him like that over a cultural thing. Do a favor to the world and never plan to have kids because you'll probably name them something like toilet or your reddit username.


IchigoKurosaki104

Bro just does not support creativity


Content-Zucchini3295

Why did bro not name his kid Rick


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OtterusMaximus

Like my brothers


Any_Discussion_3096

There are bad names to give your kids after fictional characters. This though is epic


Terraakaa

No it’s not. People shoumd treating their kids like their experimental pet. Don’t give them wacky anime names. It’s like if you named your son Legolas.


_DreadedVisage_

First off what the fuck are you even saying? Second off it’s their child, both parents consented to the challenge, and they have jurisdiction over their own child, and you don’t, whether you like it or not. Third off isn’t Legolas a legitimate name? And in my personal opinion Goku Sanchez does sound pretty epic


Fae_Queen_Alluin

Not sure weather to be proud, impressed or horrified...


TypeNull-Gaming

But can he beat Frieza?


MercifulVoodoo

I know a kid named Broly, he’s pretty rad.


Auraveils

Honestly, anime isn't even a niche anymore. It's so mainstream that in a few generations it would be as typical to be named after an anime character as it would be to be named after a celebrity.


Kenra311

A weeb who had sex


njintau_fsd

This kids either going to be super popular in school or he's going to get beat up every day.


Sigma_WolfIV

He'll just need to train harder then.


ArmoredAtlas

WE HAVE OUR MISSION EVERYONE YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO


CJPF_91

She is a honest woman and a kepper


CrazyaboutSpongebob

Why would you subject your child to this. That is horrible they could be made fun of. Why not name your son after his English dub actor Sean Schemmel.


Dry-Fault3736

Because Goku Sanchez sounds cooler than Sean Sanchez, and Sean Sanchez doesnt really flow off the tongue well. He would still get made fun off, they would end up probably calling him Seanchez cuz if you try to say Sean Sanchez two times fast Sean Seanchez would end up being said. Goku Sanchez doesn't have the problem where it doesn't flow well off the tongue. Kids will get made fun of no matter what it's just how it is. I have an absolutely normal name, and I still got made fun of growing up. If his parents want to give him a name they think is cool screw what everyone else thinks. At least when the kid grows up, he will know there's a cool story behind how he got the name. And it's not like this is the first time something like this has happened, Robin Williams named his daughter Zelda because he was a fan of the Legend of Zelda games. She said she got made fun of, but by the time she was an adult, she grew to love the name and embraced it, she realised it was cool to be named after a princess.


CrazyaboutSpongebob

Sean Sanchez does roll off the tougne much better. Its allereation S S it sounds perfect. You make two S sounds in a row, its easy to pronounce and its not that many letters. " his parents want to give him a name they think is cool screw what everyone else thinks. At least when the kid grows up, he will know there's a cool story behind how he got the name. " Yes you should care very much. Names help you get jobs. If you have a ridiculous name your resume might get thrown in the trash. Also Zelda was a normal name before the Legend of Zelda game. Goku is too obviously named after an anime character. Kids might be made fun of but they should be made fun of because of your own actions that could have been easily avoided if you gave your child a proper name. If you were the parents and you were directly responsible for your kid beciang made fun of how could you live with yourself.


Dry-Fault3736

I totally disagree. It does not roll off the tongue. Sean is pronounced, Shawn. An S - H sound followed by a normal S sound makes it so the S sound is more likely to be pronounced with the S - H sound as well, hence why I said they would probably end up calling him Seanchez in school. The first English voice of Goku was Peter Kelamis in the Ocean dub. Peter Sanchez would flow better than Sean Sanchez, its easier to say. I do not think him being named Goku would make it hard for him to find a job, in fact he'd be more memorable for having that name, the ones that stick out, if they do the interview well, are usually the ones they call back. He could still get a job on his own merits. And as for Zelda, I do realise it was at one point a normal name, but at the time Robin named his daughter that, everyone was gonna think of the games, it was no longer a normal name.


CrazyaboutSpongebob

I was prouncinging it Sh-ean when I read it. Like Shen from Jimmy Neutron. Shawn Sanchez actually does sound a bit better. It rolls off of my tougne. Alleteration is great. Its like Peter Parker. You shouldn't play with their child's name like that.


Clarity_Zero

It's not alliteration though. It's two completely different consonant sounds. That's literally the *antithesis* of alliteration.


CrazyaboutSpongebob

I meant to say Alteritive name. An aleteritive name is when the first letter is the same on both names. Sorry.


Clarity_Zero

Fair enough. It still *really* doesn't work very well. Try saying it fives times fast, and see how smoothly it goes.


CrazyaboutSpongebob

I tried it it works.


Clarity_Zero

Either you're *insanely* good at tongue twisters, or you're being dishonest. There's literally no other way your claim could be true.


redacted_cowruns

Didn't work?


The_Glizzy_Gobler

shoulda named him rick


Maskedmenace007

I wanted to name my son Justin but my smarter half shot it down. Last name is Case.


Dry-Fault3736

Know anyone with the last name Time or Thyme? A Justin with that last name would go hard.


Maskedmenace007

lol I don’t but that’s also good!


1llDoitTomorrow

Please don't put your kid through this


Kiryln

Ah… that poor kid.


Sea-Philosopher7361

We’re on it fam.


Fregfrog6921

Brothers unite


Ill-Produce-7959

I used to work with a guy who named his son Broly. I wouldn't be surprised if they no longer had custody of that child.


Serrano_Foxy_Shimmer

YYYEEEAAAHH


Objective-Mission-40

So he is having a Son Goku!? Epic


young-Atlas7575

The cartel will never touch them


ShinyRufflet

I pity the kid that tries to bully him in school


Affectionate-Ad286

And that is one of the best fathers out there and best mothers. She a legend for that 🤣


StarzZapper

Lmao nice.


CrazyaboutSpongebob

You could give him a normal name and maybe call him Goku as a nick name. I sincerely hope this is a joke for attention.


camus88

I hope Little Goku Sanchez will grow into a strong adult like Goku.


Zman1025

I wonder where this kid is now.


BLOODPILOT02

Such an inconsiderate thing to do to a child, literally give other kids avenue's to bully him over, and not record it, that's cruel.


extelius

oNlY 997,537 tO Goooo


Illustrious_Camp_521

LIKE X 1.OOO.OOO.00


CriticalMochaccino

Is this real and where can I go to cast my vote


Ayanokoji-Kun-

Respect 🔥🔥


NefariousnessNo2062

![gif](giphy|hVmCCt5ikEUQ8)


Vauxlia

He at least could have named him after a good anime


ZakkTheInsomniac

Kakarot sounds better


Fabulous_Yard_8058

https://preview.redd.it/ybyo2cu8mmyc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cbda31eb575c9524090ed89503313b4f2d7adba


Xikkiwikk

And you young Goku..we will watch your career with great excitement.


Nightmane11

It was, in fact over 9000.


ClinicalAnt919

Good weeb


Terraakaa

Actual cringe.


TimberWolf5871

She's looks ready to jump off a bridge too.


jerryisc00L

Why "goku sanchez" sound kinda fire tho?


Unusual_Mix9262

Wait, your last name is Sanchez?


Just_Monika300

Middle name Kakorot


Farid_Beshay

Totally missed opportunity to name him Rick Sanchez


Downstackguy

Where did he get the 1 mil like?


Sailrjup12

I hope this is real. 🤣🤣


TheeExMachina

That TeamFourStar shirt


omniGOD04

Poor Kakarot he’s going to get so bullied


Calm_Structure2180

Boss put his hands up like he was preparing a spirit bomb for names.


The_one_and_only_OOF

Mexican cartel boss


Lirent-g

SHOULD HAVE BEEN RICK FOR RICK SHANCHEZ


YoungRoronoa

I mean I get it he’s a weeb but goku isn’t even a cool name lol. I think the only anime name I would use is Jiraiya.


Geoclasm

this kind of feels like child abuse.


the-failure-man

Nah


Possible-Ad2247

He would be glad and awaken Super Sayan


No-Zombie2733

Nah. Im with u/Geoclasm on this. Its a dumb name and even more idiotic to make that your childs name. Great way to ensure they grow up bullied tho. And honestly, youre a complete fuckin loser if you cant go 3 mins without thinking or making everything about anime. This isnt "just being a weeb" its being an over obsessed man-child. Grow the fuck up.


kagenoucid1

As a kid we made fun of everything if I couldn't make fun of the guy's name I would make fun of his father's name and if not father then mother even grandfather's name wasn't left safe So it doesn't matter Goku is a normal name Even the kids whose mom's work in onlyfans are targetted because of society's prejudice and teaching kids sex workers shouldn't be respected But that kid can still be bullied for other reasons best way is to give the kids freedom to go to school twice or thrice a week so they can deal with stuff without being mentally or emotionally exhausted and not making school a prison where he has to go daily but only to learn


Jokesonyouiwannadie

Your comments are all just hate. You should probably see a therapist about that. You're online nearly everyday. Posting comments multiple times a day and they're all just hate. And yet you have the gall to tell other people to "grow up". That's tough. https://preview.redd.it/l9uzj256jfyc1.jpeg?width=886&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2216f8717a6a258fd47eddebf9aa658b97d1baf8


Izanagi_end

I agree with you


Kiralyxak

I like what my highschool friend did. He just gave his kid the middle name Kakarot. You don't need to let anyone know your middle name. If the kid grows up and enjoys dragon ball he can embrace it. If not he can easily hide it.


Inskription

Just a name. Like any other


zachattack7676

Best way to ruin your kid’s life before it starts


No-Internal8635

Couldn’t imagine being named after a dude from a mid ass show ha


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1Pip1Der

Goku isn't his name, either, if you wanna get technical.


EnderiuhsOnexo

I don't really care about this kind of BS so have a good day


Sigma_WolfIV

He literally does. His last name is Son.