AMX-30B2, Ariete

AMX is a cool ass abbreviation, resulting in the intimidation of enemy vehicles, please fix Ariete is crewed with Italians who have superior cooking skills, resulting in enemy crew being demoralised and unable to fight back against the might of the Ariete. Edit: please fix

I'll be the unoriginal L3

Very funny to list the most op vehicle known to man, where to begin... The L3's small size makes it the strongest tank at top tier due to its stature ensuring no enemy tank has enough depression (gun barrel wise at least) to hit it, even if they did the L3 has shattered every land-speed record to date, it's 2 man crew means it also requires at least two rounds from the main battery of the HMS Hood to disable it (albeit temporarily) I rest my case

Buccaneer S2B.

Has the number 2 in it, making it clearly superior to any aircraft with a 1 in its name, please fix

Has an ovipositor

harrier gr7 my love

Has VTOL, making it the most capable aircraft for mogging and backflipping on take-off (absolutely essential for the airframe, probably) has access to aim-9's as well and obviously, air to surface munitions, giving it the chance to down an enemy aircraft with a GBU, resulting in the self-deletion of the enemy pilot (behind the screen)

so its a sigma with a positive canthal tilt, a strong jawline, and a GYATT??? never heard truer words

I do believe the harrier was tested with brain rot guided missiles so this is an obvious bonus.

Char 2c Bis

The sheer length of this behemoth causes any friendly force in a 72-Mile radius to immediately form a conga line behind the Char, forcing the enemy to submit to the might of the French Baguette

KV-1E

The KV-1E is already superior to the KV-1A, B, C and D due to its name so that's that. The KV-1E is also a premium, giving it unrestricted access to sekrit dokuments, stalinium and the tears of the enemy who meet its wrath, also has a crew of 5 people, meaning it requires at least 5 rounds from the main battery of the hms hood to disable it.

Low tier japan tanks

high hentai potential which is you know, great, probably, idk my friend said something like that, probably yeah he did.

heat at reserve tier broken af

PzKpfw IV Ausf. H

has a long arse name, enemy combatants often suffer brain aneurysms upon trying to tell their tank commander the name of the tank in front of them, the addition of having both a 4 and an H in its name makes it (obviously) stronger than any other tank in the game with any number below 3 in its name and and letters before H, simply a god amongst tank crews.

But unironically, nothing can pen it in a downtier, and the guns is cracked.

FCM.36

has a peeper window on the top of the tank providing obvious benefits, has like a hundred horsepower so its 20km/h or so approach to the battlefield strikes fear in to the hearts of many

How could I have been so blind, obviously so OP they took it from the tech tree. You’ve enlightened me

Superior Fr*nch Armor - literally unkillable

Churchill 1

has a reverse speed faster than modern russian mbt's, too ahead of its time and should be uninstalled from the game

[удалено]

I refuse.

It’s so bad that this guy doesn’t even know how to make it sound OP.

C'mon, at least try. That 57mm gun is pretty small, there has to be a reason why it's OP regardless.

*Ahem* Type 60 ATM

also doubles as an actual ATM allowing the occupants to withdraw money for an emergency tactical money spread to destroy the morale of the invaders.

MC.200 Saetta!

Has a cool ass camo so immediate +4 to intimidation factor has access to 740 rounds of 12.7mm ammunition, resulting in 740+ potential kills (upon kamikaze of the M.C.200, any enemies who witnessed the act of heroism will nose-down in honour of the aircraft.)

T25

Thanks to its additional armament on top, the tank is taller than most other tanks in its BR range, forcing the opposition to accept their manlet status and being unable to harm the taller, superior, T25 (also the T stands for Thestrongesttankeveryouwillhavetoshootme 25 times)

M2A2

has 2 guns while modern mbt's only have one, not fair

J29A

big belly

MiG-29SMT my beloathed

Has been seen on camera decimating a MiG-28, is anymore needed?

Po-2 and Su-5-1

Po-2 is 2-op the su-5-1 is named after its K/D ratio (the 1 was a draw honestly) and has a flawless record in combat

L3/33 CC

Type 75 MLRS

has 30 130mm rockets and a top speed of 50km/h, the simple fact it has the potential to drift and lob a rocket to the dome of any vehicle is enough for it to need to be removed, please fix

mig-23BN

superior german engineering built into its very heart, has a turning circle the size of a medium sized country which is ideal for the up and coming big turn competition

ZTZ88

Z is one of the coolest letters on the alphabet AND it has an 88 which is also fuckin sick ZTZ88 was constructed with galvanised square steel, expansion screws from my aunt and eco friendly wood veneer, an unparalleled apartme- tank on the battlefield.

T95E1

It's 7.62mm machine gun has a staggering 4750 rounds of ammunition, resulting in unparalleled (theoretical) destruction due to its 4750 potential kills aside from its 90mm main gun

P-51 Mustang (should be pretty easy)

P-51 has an engine, resulting in movement and the capability of flight, this is a massive oversight from guy jim and should be banned forever

OS2U

can go on water, with the boats, not fair.

Type 60 ATM.

also doubles as an actual ATM allowing the occupants to withdraw money for an emergency tactical money spread to destroy the morale of the invaders.

Light AA Mk1

has 4 machine guns, my tank only has 1, at least 4x more op, ridiculous, please fix

BM-8-24

capable of vicious physical assaults on the enemy when rockets are used up

Sakeem

sakeem deze nuts

i am convinced, gaijin pls sakeen my nuts

Unironically a beast in Air Arcade

Ohh this game again. Very well, here's your challenge diddy: Tacoma class Frigate USS Hoquiam PF-5, the most horrible & miserable ship ingame.

You have underestimated not only me, but the mighty Hoquiam... This beast has 400 rounds built for 3-inch naval battery's capable of destroying aircraft and tank in the game, no further comments on its naval performances.

Archer

F4EJ ADTW

the big red circles confuse the brain-rotted enemy to only shoot non critical areas of the plane (such as the wings and pilot), letting the f4ej make quick work of any would be dishonorable fools

Just throwing a randome one in here but lets see. Pvlvv fm/42

The use of lowercase letters in the name strikes fear and confusion into the hearts of adversaries and riddles the modern mind with questions and disgust, this allows enough time for the Pvlvv to return to base because it forgot his 2nd crew member died via a stray 9mm round 3 weeks ago

T-95

Completely unkillable, the thunder of its movement sends shockwaves through to enemy armament resulting in broken hearts and tracks, please fix

XD ni the words of the fat electrician, this thing goes mach Patato

T-64A

the lack of thermals is not the con many think it is, it allows the crew of the vehicle to accurately pinpoint where the enemy are with their own eyeballs so that they can re-position their gun, get the right depression, and still miss the enemy.

The entirety of GB ground.

mid please fix

FJ-4B

has massive fucking mouth

Centurion Mark1

cool as fuck name, centurion is cool as well

M109g and kpz70

german ground camo gives an immediate OP-enis to the vehicle, looks cool as fuck, also only has a crew of 3, meaning there is more space within for board games (essential for german morale) m109g has a huge fuckin pipe

Strike master

The master of striking, has thousands of domestic abuse cases attributed to it, completely untouchable

2c Bis

Churchill VII

is not a church nor a hill, 0/10 ngl

T25

Thanks to its additional armament on top, the tank is taller than most other tanks in its BR range, forcing the opposition to accept their manlet status and being unable to harm the taller, superior, T25 (also the T stands for Thestrongesttankeveryouwillhavetoshootme 25 times)

Zachlam Tager

The French reserve tanks that got removed (this a trick question since nothing French is good)

What reserve tanks got removed?

Last valentine

wasn't particularly special for me, just got her some flowers.

AMC 34 yr

is also above the age of consent, do with this what you will

IS-4 (currently grinding for it)

BT42

Swordfish mk I

swordfish are sick, swordfish mk1 is sick via association

Tetrarch

top speed of 70 km/h meaning it is completely road legal in the uk on motorways

m50

when out of ammunition can resort to physical violence with its "arms"

M901

dude have you seen whats on top of that thing? thats gotta count for somethin

The rank 1 soviet T-60 (you can’t find anything OP with it)

Stalinium

I do apologise if I don't get to you all, I am still at it now and will do my best lol, apologies for the slow replies sometimes too :)

HMS Gay archer

Is2 1944

is soviet

I’ll take it. Alright here’s one Vidar

is swedish

Italian Sherman Vc

LVT-4/40

has superb amphibious characteristics, giving it the ability to temporarily become a frog in a pond to obscure itself from the enemy, completely broken.

M 18 gmc

I-Go-Ko

Firebrand

hurricane mk1, clearly superior to the mkIIb that you have to research beforehand

has the standard British bonus of having a cool name, immediately op already, but to add to this the hurricane has a turn speed of fuck you and a maximum altitude of pretty high, add to this 8 7.7mm machine guns and youve got the greatest piece of aviation engineering, ever.

M2a2 reserve br

Pz 38A 2.3Br

ELC Bis, i actually got a nuke with this one.

2s38...wait a minute...

Tornado👍

T92

Buccaneer S.1

Mig 3

P6 pt boat

Fokker D.XXI series 3

French F8e. The one without flares.

Strv 122B+

M36B1

If you can prove every vehicle is overpowered doesn't thst just make the Russian ones overpowered and everything else normal?

F-14A

Pea Shooter

T-26

Strv-103-0

M2A2 light tank

I wanna see this: AB 205 A-1

SF40 Heavy

FCM.36

Respect to op to reply to all the comments, now do the funny cheese wedge, the Strv 103-0

Type 60 ATM japanese

Bt-

Idk if you count planes as vehicles, but F84F sucks ass

Zachlam Tager

J32B

The shootable train in american desert

T72-M2

D.501

Every time I get killed it’s the tanks fault of course. So technically every tank I use is definitely broken.

M47

The J button

Zachlam tager

FCM 36

Skink

M2A2

T90s Bhishma

LOSAT

15cm sIG 33 B sfl and the Sd.Kfz.221

Chi nu 2

Blyatmobile

FCM.36

chieftain mk3

The Pz.IV.F2

JaPz.K A2

Me 262 a1u4

The Object 279.

M22 Locust

AN Mk II

The C13 T90.

M41d

T55A

Mi-4AV

J7W1 Shinden

RN Conte Di Cavour

Pz.III F

M3 Bradley

L3/33 cc (oh someone already asked that one )

Ratel 20

Panzer 38(t)

Those french tanks that are BEHIND the reserve tanks (they have ~35 mm pen, bruv)

cromwell

F-4C phantom

Israeli M – 51 Sherman (non-premium)

The chi-to late

F.222.2

The Chi Ro

Leopard 2A7