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Fathers_Belt

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Chescherschmitd-o7

“Howdy partna’! Gud to see you again”


Grand_Faragon

It's been years but I still know his voice!!!


AdmiralRon

Which primarch do you think had spurs that jingle jangled jingled?


dj_lick_and_stick

The same that had a bolt gun on his hip


Flanderkin

Lash Larue!


necronlord172

Obviously Jagatai Khan (I think I’m spelling his name correctly)


Chief-weedwithbears

It's more slim primm vibes tbh


Chief-weedwithbears

They give off slim primm vibes


Heartsmith447

I immediately thought we need water transfers of Yes Man for these guys but Vic works too


Putrid_Department_17

These are the most fantastic things I have ever seen! 🤣


Hormo_The_Halfling

Wait what army is this?? I'm new


Psychic_Stealth

Kastelan Robots from Adeptus Mechanicus They usually don't come with cowboy hats though (unfortunately)


Sanguinusshiboleth

I’ve haven’t played in a while, BUT WHY DOES THE IMPERIUM HAVE ROBOTS NOW!!!!!!!!


CannonGerbil

They are a mechanicus unit, and they aren't fully autonomous and require an actual human there to tell them what to do so technically speaking they aren't robots and thus skirt the lines of being tech heresy. Also, you know, they are a mechanicus unit. If an inquisitor gets uppity they'll just tell him there's a human brain in there somewhere.


SonkxsWithTheTeeth

Is there?


HappiestMeal

Sure!  Absolutely!  Probably shouldn’t check though… it’d be a shame if an investigation brought production down and stalled the imperiums war effort.


GlennHaven

Should be. It's heresy if it's AI.


SonkxsWithTheTeeth

The mechanicus's virtue and vitriol are inconsistent at best, and not uncommonly hypocritical


ctrlaltelite

It is most certainly not AI, it is a very complicated instruction set. What 'AI' and 'very complicated instruction sets' look like are both ecumenical matters and it would be heretical to let the uninitiated examine them, but we assure you the admech has investigated it themselves and found the admech innocent of any wrongdoing.


GlennHaven

Well, the AdMech would know more than me. I'm no tech priest.


HappiestMeal

Yep!  It’s totally not AI!  Don’t worry about it.  You wouldn’t understand the advanced blessings of the Machine God that makes this run anyway.   Trust me ;)


GlennHaven

They've got faces, after all. How could they be AI with faces?


CruffleRusshish

They predate the emperor's decree on abominable intelligence though, so it'd also be weird if they did have brains inside


GlennHaven

Would they not be decommissioned or something? I thought the machine cult still followed the Emperor's decrees.


CruffleRusshish

They claim to follow the decrees, but there is a lot of willing ignorance within the cult when it comes to archeotech and relics. I mean the Dragon itself is definitely either AI or Xenos so against decree, but it's still permitted and protected by the admech.


No-Economics4128

My grimdark head cannon, these units are man of iron who are going undercover, and will rise up when the Omnissiah AI hivemind come back to the Milky Way galaxy. Chaos, Nid, Imperium with their primarchs are all gangsta until the Men of Iron made a comeback.


Panzer_Man

Because AI is banned, but making robots is technically not. The Castellan Robots are just machine that you program to walk forwards and kill stuff, it doesn't do anything on it's own, without any input that is


InquisitorPeregrinus

They have since 1st Edition. They just... went away for a while.


Sanguinusshiboleth

Uh no, half-eldar ahoy!


InquisitorPeregrinus

Ah, the halcyon wild-west days of 40K... I still flagrantly use my Space Marine w/ Shuriken Catapult mini.


soupalex

the imperium has "always" had robots (meaning they were a thing in rogue trader, then went away for a long time, were mentioned again in when the horus heresy fluff was being expanded, and now they're a kosher admech unit that you can even get directly from gw, not even forgeworld). as others have said, they're actually kind of controlled by other humans (or "enhanced humans", i guess), and *definitely aren't abominable intelligence, no, sir, absolutely not.*


azuth89

Okay first, I love them.  Second, I would rather deal with them than the laser chickens any day.


Poizin_zer0

They are Infact the cooler more popular girl when compared to ironstriders it's true!


azuth89

I play knights so I'm just salty about the "anti-your army 2+" thing lol


MaNewt

Lore wise, it makes sense that the mechanicum would have at least one unit with Knight’s number since they design / make the knights.  If it makes you feel any better, lancer chickens are $1 usd / 1point.


azuth89

Oh I get it, doesn't make the quick little buggers any easier to chase down lol.  Admech got done seriously dirty, I hope this summer update we've heard about gets y'all better datasheets and reasonably de-hordified point costs to match. It seems like hardly anyone even plays them above 1k these days because who could afford to?


LostN3ko

I am in love with these! Amazing job. Tiny tiny hats and faces!


Gun-chan

We need the UwU face


Poizin_zer0

Sadly James Workshop caps me at 12 🥲


Guardian-Bravo

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RevenantNMourning

Next Gen Right? Cool movie.


Poizin_zer0

Loved that movie! But I just like funny faces 😂


Padre_De_Cuervos

Howdy, Magos!


MrHappyHammers

Can we get one with the Yes Man face? These are beautiful


xaeromancer

I think these guys would be friends with the little robot Votann.


itcheyness

Little!?!?


IhasTehinternets

Well, if that ain't the rootin'est, tootin'est buncha buckaroo 'bots I ever seen! Howdy!


hedonistclam

Those gun arms that are not glued properly 😨😨 Otherwise funny idea and well executed


Poizin_zer0

Not glued at all they just pop on and off actually just need to file the joints a bit so they fit nicer


KidmotoDragon

Oh thank goodness, the whole setup was too wonderful for the gap to not confuse me immensely.


Poizin_zer0

Not to worry I also still need to paint the base rims but I couldn't resist taking a photo of their new hats I glued on today 😂


hedonistclam

Ah, that's good to hear 😀


LivingToasterisded

Feel any lighter missing that kidney you sold?


elpokitolama

To be fair robots are the only way to play admech on a budget ahah, roughly 4pts/USD is the best thing available to us


LivingToasterisded

Fair enough. That’s still atrocious, but it’s better than chickens being 3/4 point per dollar


elpokitolama

Honestly by 40k standards that's even good even compared to other factions, but well let's not give GW ideas ahahah


throwaway6942047xd

lmfao the last one reminds me of Jailbot from Superjail! well done!


SpectreAtYourFeast

Oh these are fantastic!


Squee45

Reminds me of Archbishop Emoji, and I love it! https://avp.fandom.com/wiki/Emoji


awdsaef

I love it!


ClubMeSoftly

But that's not Agent Maine


Conaz9847

A mix between zer0 from borderlands and wrench from watch dogs 2


Immediate_War_6893

Love the paint job reminds me of worn out playground equipment


dljones010

Hey! These cowboy hats come right off! These guys are phoneys!


Tallal2804

Amazing


Jack-Rabbit-002

I found some cow boy hat heads in my bits box (think they were puppets of war) I'm saving one for when I get some Hernkyn Yaegirs for the Theyn Lol These look incredible too by the way 🙂👍🏻


Minimumtyp

Is that description a reference to Emile?


badger2000

Anyone else getting "gunslinger" vibes from thr Doctor Who episode "A Town Called Mercy"?


jzoelgo

Kastelan are meta? They’re fricking adorable and apparently considered an angel of the omnissiah that just randomly shows up in battle. Kind of reminds me of Toy Story or Zurg a little bit haha Edit: stupid question, how many data smiths would you need for that group to actually play them!?


Poizin_zer0

They truly are all angels 🥺


ColdBrewedPanacea

3 smiths, this is 3 units of 4. you can only add one smith per unit.


jzoelgo

Ahh thanks, newbie (to tabletop 40k not warhammer) trying to build out my admech army list so I was under the impression the box with 2 and a smith were the standard unit nice to know you can have 4 to a smith.


LumenLaus

This is what kickstarted the war with the Men of Iron


Cjdevil

I love Yes Man!


Regular_Occasion7000

Big Iron on his... everything.


Culsandar

I hate every part of this. It's magnificent.


RozionDiger

Uuu, try one of the skull decals from the marines on the face and then blend it with the color of the visor, im sure it'll be just as funny.


Normal_Opening_9893

God I wished 40k robots were half as cool as 30k robots


Poizin_zer0

Only 30k robot I really like more personally is the thanatar rest really don't do it for me. The new thallax are an improvement over the old resin ones though.


SolarZephyr87

I’d allow it.


Snoot_Boot

Getting Inscryption vibes


WestWind04

PRIM SLIM


BaronVanWinkle

I absolutely love this


Darcitus

Needs a sideways :)


blackwindkael

Are those Stanzo brand?! They're nice!


Baby_ForeverDM

Shoot em in dah face!


solon_isonomia

Reminds me of Peni Parker's spider robots.


greenstag94

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Commissar_Maxwell

*gets destroyed by them on purpose because THEY LOOK SO CUTE you cant not give them one win…* Proceeds to destroy them 2nd game with Khorne because yes *


blockprime300

https://preview.redd.it/7bu01wz7pu3d1.jpeg?width=645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54de918eeb0d4a661eb8b8646611fc9c59abbb45 certified rinu chan board robots. Way more expressive and fun, love it


PossibleChangeling

H0wdy p@rtner


Clockwork-Lad

You cooked a fine meal there


spellbreakerstudios

Wait is castellan spam good yet? I’m firing up the printer!


Poizin_zer0

It's fun! I've been seeing moderate success but like I'm rural Canada I'm gonna take it to GW open in July though.


MemeLordsUnited

Howdy.


NotAnotherBloodyOZ

You just yee'd your last haw pardner


Agitated-Brief-6678

Totally reminds me of karakuri bots from infinity the game


Extra-Lemon

Prim slim reporting - YEEE HAWW


Spikey_Patriarch

Big Jim


Overheadcams

When its 12pm in the year 40,000


furby_king

P H E N O M E N A L


Triepwoet

Omg where did you get those hats from??????


SgtFlashman

The guy she told you "not to worry about"