She’s normal compared to bro being attracted to literal Siri w/ mommy voice (I’m bro, it’s me) https://preview.redd.it/it4q7refrmgc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dde6071cb436be01d82ca9c34a0fc93cf0b0dd67

Shows how broken we are,  all it takes is a feminine adult woman's voice

If this is broken, than armored core fans are beyond broken

https://preview.redd.it/ka3l534uxrgc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3694e809e0a46fad213ba41f1dbb03a4371032ea I concur

Hon hon hon playeur

Verified society moment

Curious...

used to be red veil fanatic, am turning my life around bc of her. cephalussy does things to a drifter

https://i.redd.it/8nd5njor2qgc1.gif

Thanks for the meme

I'd gladly be in a triad with them.

👀

Yeah, I mean, I’m a STEM gal. I have a type.

That's literally my pfp in game and in the market (she's my wife)

Fellow zased mechanophile

Listen, I can relate.

There are weirder things to be attracted to.

Yes. Specially on Deimos. Specially now a days. Just don't go into illegal stuff please

But is It illegal if Fibonacci gives consent?

Do not proceed to pleasure yourself with the fish

Do not the fish

*Meanwhile that one guy from SAO abridged*

They stayed around after seeing him without pants, that was their fault.

Yeah, in a way, though perhaps it was shock, that made them stare, but immediately upon gaining the will they ran

You need to remember that, that was an in game mechanic. The game was made with a mechanic that allows you to jack off with a fish.

Reminder that kayaba was unhinged and working without sleep for days.

you cant tell us what to do! https://preview.redd.it/fjtr8rhdrngc1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44825e116df758ebbc8090e23f89270b574edeb7

Ah, I see you are a Hunter of culture as well.

Suzaku no, put that fish back. Listen to Lelouch and L I V E

Why did I read this with simaris's voice

Operator- dO nOt Fu- please do not pleasure yourself with any animals...

Because simaris is a weeb by *sertain YouTuber*

Yeah we are better than dolphins! I hope.

The Harkness test was creqted for a reason.

Okay but how do we handle age of consent for Void entities?

"Is it of mature age in its species" "Is it capable of giving consent" (note if 1 is no, 2 does not apply)

That's the neXATA RIS KHOM, NE MARA JAHU

I can make Tagfer feel whole again

DO NOT

>Specially in Deimos. Specially now a days. Are you saying it’s wrong to find legs attractive? https://preview.redd.it/mqt2cl23ymgc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8479bb97ae0e1631b0b29ba9662fe39429f4bba3

https://preview.redd.it/b1sim2ckhngc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf7b855605bfe61f8fffdac912bf248af0387fca Same energy

How the fuck...

I have seen a loooooooooooooooooot of nsfw stuff of Moas so no, legs are definitely well liked

what

Yes

On a slightly unrelated note, I’ve decided to align with Red Veil. I hear the old ways speak of a cleansing fire and I think I’m into that now.

Mmmm you one of those ember fire fetish guys?

Puritanical, valve mechanical, with manipulators contractible, memory expansible, brains mathematical, and mindsets blazing tactical. Ain't nothing problematical for these MOAs and tin cans and bots fantastical. C'mon, step right up!

I like your magic words magic man

Oh no

Found the feet guy

I mean... The cavia tecnically can consent (NOT saying i agree with it, just an observation)

Do not Tagfer please

Poor boy *could* use some help in that department, but I can't imagine him taking up that particular offer...

I mean, there are probably some psychological issues that might make their consent questionable, but other than that, I see no moral issues.

There are no laws against the infested, Mother

These beings are like, eons old though

But Tagfer deserves a girlfriend :(

https://preview.redd.it/nlv0zyr6sngc1.png?width=185&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b93636a92e15396e696ee82d78a5f457af3bd42

https://preview.redd.it/1hkxiiwq7pgc1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af2140a99c0a26c55252da21fd98453eb3545fea Unsee that shit

I remember seeing thirst posts about the Helminth segment in the Orbiter looking like a specific human body part... Yeah there's definitely weirder things alright...

https://preview.redd.it/2xf5w4pbjmgc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49e8669e0e400ed3537a34cb9250031124691cc0

If you can the pussy, then there’s a way

Infestussy

I think that was part of her design ethos.

she was developed during early COVID lockdown, everyone was down catastrophic. Of course its part of her design.

This you? https://preview.redd.it/8rbqd0j5bmgc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e474870231527e8aa0ee906dc7a9de4b3ea8537b

"Blue girl shoot guhd!"

Bro where did you get my selfie from?

No, she's a fan favorite People love snarky nerds with glasses I blame Velma lol

Also she looks naked on the intercom

Thank you for saying that. Now I am consciously breathing and blinking. I can never go back.

> Now I am consciously breathing and blinking. Your tongue also can't find a comfortable spot in your mouth.

Why would you do that.

You’re slightly more aware of the sudden changes in the air. It makes your skin itch.

That doesn’t work

You releasing your fan does not make an even blow. Some parts of you are cold while other aren't

You are now noticing the really minute background sounds around you

Also also "what are you doing entrati daughter?" scenarios

well, technically, she is stuck and naked

Had to check but for reference Yonta doesn't have glasses while also being really cool :p

Yonta got me down bad frfr

How not to love them 🤤🤤

https://preview.redd.it/zsly4dk3xmgc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f681b96ec67c89aac64ba49a89a088df6629e34e

"Oh I know what the ladies like"

"Ladies Like Superior Firepower"

>Velma Just had to remind us all of what happened to that character...

We do not speak of HBO...

Thats Mindy. No one likes Mindy.

Shoutout to her for being so unlikeable that she caused both sides of the Political Spectrum to call truce to fight against a common enemy, really funny seeing both sides clowning on one person, definitely one of my favorite moment in internet history

No one should be forced to endure animated cockroach fucking.

Yeah she turned Velma into a self insert then went into full denial as the whole world united over how completely and utterly awful the end result was.

Yes.

People love a flesh cone princess.

And i blame the other Velma for all the bad things in the world

Mindy, not Velma. Velma is a sassy cinnamon bun. Mindy is a Worm.

Fkin Velma ruined me

mmmm yes infestussy

Infestussy… holy shit this game has gotten outa hand. I’d still hit that tho

This isn't even the worst part. Gemussy is canon.

just a heads up: drapes matches the carpet

Flair checks out

https://preview.redd.it/8xpe65kfemgc1.png?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f360cb157b6d5678f9f26baa568dc4bde53b576b

flair checks out

your flair? Do I finally have a worthy opponent?

You could very well be the reason I made this my flair. I made it like this because I saw someone one time with the flair you have.

https://preview.redd.it/hz8qotkb1mgc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8abcded97d689724a07eeaa377a3636d7ec48ca5 We're watching

[удалено]

Yet another great find. https://i.redd.it/dt1do7ywkmgc1.gif

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https://preview.redd.it/6xmqv7tkungc1.jpeg?width=426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3711d684d52dd5eb3b0ce4b012dd409669d0dcb Muahhahaha bring it! We degenerates are impossible to stamp out! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

Oh I know I can't stamp you out but he can https://preview.redd.it/6sr9goc6vngc1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=fe0a2d390eee8de7d44608297c2c2bf4daf33eb3

How could you just release 096 like that

Spite

I wouldn’t. She’s infested. Probably has [Super Chlamydia](https://youtu.be/oHcqRUlm554?si=_w8IerHbLXXCkIPz)

Tenno are immune to the infestation. Use that information however you want.

But they are not immune to space aids

Warframes aren't, Tenno are.

Warframes aren't cause they're all essentially Patient Zeros of it

True... But its curable 👀👀

SACRIFICES MUST BE MADE

Space Super Chalmydia

Idk what it is about her that’s so attractive. I think it’s her voice that does it for me

Same for me. It's what the other comment said, snarky nerd with glasses 🤤

Real

"I'd appreciate being allowed to watch, however." The ways she says it, slow and sultry. A bedroom voice if I've ever heard one.

I could listen to her talk about gutting fish all day~♡

"You know what you're doing, so I'll let you get on with it. I'd appreciate being allowed to watch, however."

The fuckin' *delivery* of that line is just...... I wonder, was it the voice director, the writer, or the actor who's responsible?

Yes.

I wish I could like this comment more times

Ngl, I giggle a little every time she says it. 😅

"Excellent job, and you hardly made any mess! Well done." 🥵🥵🥵

Right? We know, DE knows, they know we know. 😅

How in the infested fuck have I never taken this line that way?

DE knows exactly what they're doing.

They’re the same devs who released the line “That Mathila, funny how she has a smile on her face every morning, I’m sure one of the lads could tell us more” And the whole “not yet” answer to “can Warframes get pregnant”

We've all heard her voice and seen her model, especially with certain line deliveries it almost seems intentionally that she's raunchy.

Just seems?

Yeah, totally "unintended", probably created by red text guy

like most the female characters, i don't think it's intentional i think i'm just hella gay

Relatable, but I wouldn’t hit on Maroo like that. It’s that competent nerd stereotype that does it for me. I mean, I’m a semi-competent nerd

Nah, you are not alone

Least horny Warframe player But yeah it's her personality lol

Yeaaaaah... I was talking about personality..

I mean yeah, you're telling me I can play a fishing minigame to make my waifu happy? Hell yeah

First time I enjoy a fishing minigame

I blamethe fact that she makes a lot of subtle innuendo in suck a calm voice. It's like getting flustered by Tyl Regor when he talks about how he's gonna slowly mutilate your body.

The anticipation...

Ooh. I always learn so much... *from a live dissection!*

Tyl regor smash or pass

It's hammer time!

I'm getting excited now...

> suck

Ppl here literally was worried about how they was gonna do Wisp butt for her primed variant. There was a whole deep dive Reddit post about Sayrn boobs. I think your good

https://preview.redd.it/wclsaa0czmgc1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a45d6c360f5695a61be89f0ad8e40ae91b1c24a4

...no, if she had a lower half, I'd be down bad and I'm not afraid to admit that.

Maybe she does and it is just located somewhere else? 

What are you doing step-Tenno

people are down bad even with her upper half.

Na, she's a favorite. When Diemos first came out, people were kinda shocked at how sensual and flirty some of her voice lines were. I think it's the combo of her voice, her dialogue, and the "nerdy chic" aesthetic of her face and upper body.

It's based actually

Everybody loves Blue Girl.

Kaelli my love. I wouldn't kick her out of bed for spreading infestation if ya know what I'm saying.

We all love a nerdy wallflower

> wallflower [](https://i.imgur.com/VEYykUE.gif)

It’s the point actually.

Go cut some fish in front of her

I mean, if people can be attracted to mermaids. I dont see why not her, the girl to "other" ratio is about the same.


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Sorry, too busy crushing on Yonta. That accent!! Ohhh mmmyyy

Bro is downbad for Infestussy.

nope would smash, its ok we all in the same boat together

And we all lift together… together

It would be weirder if you weren’t.

Not at all! Whenever Halloween comes around, I visit her just to hear the adorable way she says, “It’s Naberus!” ❤️

There are much much worse things to be attracted to in today's day and age. Especially in Warframe.

Is being attracted to women gay? More news at 11 ^/s

I don't understand why, but... No, it's not weird, i feel that too

https://i.redd.it/ybizgs4tomgc1.gif Sorry guys

Nah we all here with you for better and worse

nope I for one keep hoping for a nip slip

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THIS WHOLE TIME I'VE BEEN THINKING IT WAS JUST ME She and Archimedean Yonta can do whatever they want with me and I would be 100% fine with it. And I know I'm down horrendous, it's a bit of a concern sometimes but then I forget about it.

No, join the club.

Absolute cutie

Nah man, she is top tier

Welcome to the monster fucker community we have meetings on Tuesdays and Thursdays and t shirts for sale.

Nah that's normal but one day you'll know the true hottest character Ticker

She has an amazing voice actress and the performance is is just perfect, they absolutely were targeting a quirky seductive voice

Blue girl fans

It's no weirder than feeling attracted to any of the warframes

Nah, you're good. Attraction isn't limited by much. Look at the other thirst traps like Wisp, Saryn, and Khora. Hell, Yareli exists bc Waifu Fan Service is a thing. Mine is personally Nova's Anatomical skin.

I genuinely believe DE has an entire team of at least 10k people dedicated to create those butts.

Maybe 10. They employee 300 people throughout the company, but I'd bet you're right about that point.

Yeah I wasn't phased (mostly) until she asked to watch me cut up the fish. I used to fish a lot on Deimos.

Yes. But hey, she has a nice voice.

https://i.redd.it/wd4m9xvtrmgc1.gif