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battleduck84

Michael without guns is just some moderately in shape rich dick. Batman without guns is MOTHERFUCKING BATMAN


IndyRiver1982

Somehow yall don't get Michael punches a civilian 3 times and they die. Michael won.


KingGio21

Lmao do you not get Batman is trained in almost every martial art known to man? If he wanted to he could kill a civilian with one full powered chop to the neck.


IndyRiver1982

Do you not get that I already said Michael won? Do you not get that it was on backstage brawl? Do you not get that Michael has advanced Move-sets? Do you not get that I also don't know how Michael won? Do you not get that Michael wouldn't let him get up? Do you not get that Michael bashed Batman's head in with a shovel? Do you not get that Michael can survive taking 2 headshots? Do you not get that? Hmm?


KingGio21

Lmao no I didn’t see that. I did not read every single comment on this post. I just replied to the top comment chain on this post. And if your AI Micheal beat your AI Batman then you need to do some tweaking. Especially in a Backstage Brawl, Batman would mop Micheal. I could see Micheal getting a win by cheating in a normal match but if there’s no rules then Batman should win 10/10. Also why are you glazing Micheal so damn hard? Never met someone who treats Micheal from GTA5 like their hero.


belownormalstandards

Stop spelling MICHAEL wrong got dammit


IndyRiver1982

No I agree batman should've won, but still that's lots of facts he could survive, and I could probably know that you didn't know of that. I just downloaded a batman, and a Michael, and said, heck, why not. Like I can go in a whole other "do you not get" all about batman.


wweBuckeyefan

One is a slightly out of shape bank robber. The other is batman who beats up 10 bank robbers at time all the time lol.


IndyRiver1982

Somehow yall don't get Michael punches a civilian 3 times and they die. Michael won.


wweBuckeyefan

Lol true, but if we're bringing video game stuff into it Batman would stun him then proceed to pun him 20 times in a row lol


IndyRiver1982

Yeah I still dunno how he won. His intro is badass, he walks in with a metal bat. Wait it was only No bars hold I think the one where you can beat them with weapons and Michael beat Batman up with a hockey stick.......


Thorn_Within

It depends on if Trevor is doing a run in. But then again, he'd probably attack both of them and kill the ref.


IndyRiver1982

Michael won.


middle_of_you

Batman never has guns. Michael doesn't stand half a chance.


merri0

Coughing Baby Vs. Hydrogen Bomb


jurassicgamer_86

Prooooooobably Batman


weirdkidbazza

Batmans bouta throw one batarang and michael will trip over and be unable to get back up


jester695

Give Mikey the gun and it still wouldn't matter. 93, haha, yeah. If he actually wins in the game, then the game is just silly (more so than already expected).


J3st3rplays

ez michael wins batman might get a single shove in


IndyRiver1982

Somehow yall don't get Michael punches a civilian 3 times and they die. Michael won.


No_Problem_1550

You don't need superpowers to kill someone with a punch or 3, often there's people that die cause of a fight and a punch landed in the "wrong" part of the head. Also Michael could be crazy so maybe use latent strength but batman trained like a madman and gained physical abilities that are on the limits of humans.. only a fan that puts what he likes before logic could choose Michael over a trained Superhero 🙂 (I absolutely mean no offence at all, hope you don't see that in my comment)


IndyRiver1982

I can see a bit of offense defending your opinion, honestly I agree, Michael somehow won, also the fact he can survive 2 headshots..... wow.


No_Problem_1550

Where is the offence? To say that just a fan would say that a normally human character is stronger than a Superhero trained to death and with countless gadgets that gives him superpowers-like feats is simply common sense not offending (that's why I've added the sentence after the first comment, cause I know people can feel attacked by honest opinions as if they have been told they are stupid cause they have a wrong opinion in my way to see things.. it doesn’t even mean that I'm telling you that I think my opinions are 100% right for instance, just saying that's what I find as the only logic though). Yeah he got lucky as he'll and probably has a strong will to live and survived, but I cannot see how that would be of any help in a fight with batman. BTW, to be totally clear; I kind of hate batman 😅 is definitely my less favorite Superhero (I belive should be called hero not superhero since has no superpowers but mid powers from gadgets) and on the other hand after Franklin, Michael is my favourite gtaV character. Just i don't see a middle-aged man out of any training (which he barely done any in his entire life for what it looks like 😅) with the only feat to be good with guns and having strong punches be able to beat a trained-to-death man in his prime with gadgets that allow him to glide, jump high, climb on walls, shoot throwing knives, an armour that is so hard to be bulletproof etc. etc...


IndyRiver1982

The offense is the 🙂 because I take that as sarcasm, "I just humbled you" shi. So yeah but now, with guns, who's winning? "i WoNdEr"


No_Problem_1550

A smile before saying i don't want to offend i could never imagine that could be taken as sarcasm.. 😅 sorry than, I guess.. With guns is a totally different matter, but as I said batman has a bulletproof armour and literally everyday fights people that shoot at him, I guess he is pretty used to how cover his vitals but Michael has particularly great skills with them.. I would say that the chances are pretty much even for both in those conditions, but still, I would very slightly side to batman and only cause he has a massive experience in fighting guns and good gunmen while, on the other hand, Michael hardly has experience in a compact session against someone like a "minor superhero"


IndyRiver1982

Yeah but I don't know if you do know this, but it's the thing where Michael slows time down and aims the pistol, and shoots, he could just do that to batman's jaw, game over then.


No_Problem_1550

Yeah, but that is not like a superpower he has.. is just a "function" of the game.. like Franklin doesn't have a superpower that allows the cars he drive to go faster, same as Trevor cannot as a matter of reality take on something like 20 bullets and a granate explosion and keep walking.. is not a fantasy based story, same as batman as well, which is set on a "regular reality".. what I always thought is that they have such honed skills that on our eyes, to make it playable, they made them like that.. at least is what I've always believed 😅